You are the pawns.
/r9k/ is the chess board.
And I pull the strings.
yo, being hella brash is the swag brah
Sup stringpuller-sama, can u gib me a gf plz? 6/10 and up only thanks
>>28900357
>Tfw you are nothing but a game to him
Hijak-sama...
>>28900390
Make a fembot feels thread and I'll give you exactly what you desire, roach.
I will control this board.
>implying I didn't bump threads to the top page that seeded your impulse to make this thread
Top kek op, let's not pretend that you're the real puppet master.
>>28900450
Heh, thanks for pushing my agenda onto the denizens of r9k, roach.
You're doing exactly as I intended.
What a rollercoaster of a thread!!!!
>>28900493
Thanks for responding. Can't say I'm surprised, though; I pulled the "respond to my post" string.thanks for more puppetmaster images
>>28900529
Everything you see before you is an illusion carefully crafted by me. You think you pull the strings? That is wat I allowed you to believe.
But now you know too much...
*Unsheathes katana-*
*Teleports behind you*
Heh, thanks for the rare hijak, roach.
Nothing personnel
There are no strings in chess
I WILL DESTROY INTJS
>>28900357
Nah m8, better take a piss on nerds than shitposting.
>>28900689
>what is the Turk
>>28900357
What kind of retarded chess do you play that involves string?
>>28900689
I- I don't know w-what you're talking about... r-roach
H-haha get a load of this roach, right guys?
