I wish there was some way to die that I would find acceptable.
Natural causes of old age, seems to be pretty popular
Death by cop.
>>28899734
Death by philanthropy, leaving nothing for yourself
>>28899734
Wing suit off a mountain in Hawaii, glide down and plunge straight into the ocean, but drink a bottle of vodka as falling so you are drunk before you hit the water.
>>28899734
>gunshot
>jump off tall building
>overdose
There's 3 relatively painless ways to die.