Got my first pull last night lads. Some anon asked for story time, but the thread got archived before I saw it. So, here we go:
>Party (more of a social gathering) at this girl's house. We'll call her Anne.
>Joint birthday celebration for her and another guy because their birthdays are close.
>I think there were about 15 of us.
>I go to this party half expecting something good to happen to me, because a few weeks prior at another party, Anne was drunkenly all over me.
>Told me likes me because I'm ginger (fucking hell) and shit.
>She keeps rubbing up against my dick and being all touchy.
>Nothing happens because she's too smashed.
Anyway, back to the current party,
>I arrive. I'm awkward, but I'm good at hiding it by doing something wacky.
>"Tonight won't go well" I think.
>Time passes.
>Everyone unwinds and gets tipsy.
>Feeling good.
>Anne hasn't bothered with me all night.
>Barely said a word to me or looked in my direction.
>I'm too shit to make any first moves.
>Whatever.
>More times passes.
>Good bant all round.
>New challenger approaching
>Codename: Miggle
>I like Miggle. Not like usual "oh fuck i want to have that girls babies and be within her for eternity"
>She's alluring and has flirted with me in the past. A lot.
>Miggle sits beside me on the couch.
>She snuggles under my stanky armpit.
>I act cool. No biggie heh heh.
>She tries to get comfortable.
>End up with her head on my dick. Great. I'm like half mast at this point.
>We flirt and touch and hold hands and laugh. All that fun stuff.
>Eventually she gets up and leaves. Dunno if it was something I said or she just wanted another drink.
>Even more time passes.
>I go upstairs to go wee wees.
>Walk past Miggle who's on the phone.
>Do my business. Making sure to piss in such a way that sounds deep and masculine in case she hears it.
>Fantastic logic on my part there.
>Wash up.
>Exit bathroom.
>Miggle is sitting at the top of the stairs.
>We smile.
>I sit down beside her
>"You okay?" I say. Twat.
Cont?
This better be a threesome story OP
Cont OP
INEEDIT
#originalitybb
>>28899625
I'll take that as a cont request.
>"You okay?" I say. What a twat I am.
>Miggle says she's just chillin'. Tryna sober up a little bit.
>I talk some for the sake of it.
>We're just staring into each other's eyes while talking nonsense that I can barely remember.
>She caresses my face a little.
>Inside, I'm like "oh shit it's happening"
>Outside, well I don't know. I was either really fucking spergy and awkward or acceptably quiet.
>She says "have you ever pulled someone before?"
>I'm an honest guy, so I just tell her no.
>She wasn't quite expecting a no it seemed.
>She's like "do you wanna pull me?" lol.
>I'm like "yeah...sure."
>God I'm so shit it's hilarious.
>Miggle: Is that a 'yeah sure' like you're doing it because you have to or because you actually want to.
>Me: I actually want to.
>Pause.
>Miggle: Come with me.
>She leads me by the hand into the bathroom.
>Locks the door and puts her back against it.
>I'm just standing there. I was tense as fuck, but I made sure it didn't show through *that* much.
>She's just looking at me. Alluringly.
>I move in closer to her.
>Put my hands on her waist.
>Stare into her eyes.
>She's like "is this your first kiss?"
>Fuck sake haha
>"Yeah it is." I'm an honest guy. You know, I'll be honest and deal with whatever happens as a result of that.
>She takes a deep breath.
>"Okay..." she exhales.
>She tells me to take a deep breath too.
>She tells me the first guy she pulled didn't breath and ran out of air when he was kissing her. I think she said they had to call an ambulance. What a loser.
>She says breathe and go in for it.
>Go in for it. Easier said than done. What do I do when I'm in? But fuck it.
>I go for it.
Cont.
Why do you keep saying "pull"? No one says that. Makes me think you're making this all up
Getting sick of typing this shit already.
I should add a little thing here. As Miggle and I have flirted in the past, I would often say I would do sexual things to her and shit. Banter. But she'd always say "nah, I wouldn't go anywhere near you". I genuinely couldn't tell if this was good ol' fashioned banter or she was partially serious. This hurt me a little inside. But that doesn't matter now, does it?! WOO! FUCK YOU!
>I go in for it.
>I won't describe the details and intricacies of the kiss
>But I will say that I finally understand kissing.
>Before, I was torn because, culturally, you're supposed to kiss people. But it always seemed kind of repulsive in a way. Mouths are dirty holes in people.
>But I'm sold now.
>It was fucking incredible.
>I was probably shit but fuck, it was a magnificent experience.
>So we're pulling.
>Time wasn't really my concern, but I'd say it lasted about 20 seconds.
>There's a knock at the door.
>I keep kissing her.
>Another knock.
>She pulls away.
>Fuck sake.
>No more knocking.
>All I can muster is "wow..."
>Miggle wipes her lipstick from around my mouth.
>I wipe my lips with a towel just to make sure.
>I sit down on the toilet and she sits on the floor.
>I was a little stunned at this point, so my memory is kinda hazy.
>Basically, we sit and talk for a while. I tell her how I don't like being vulnerable in front of people and that's why I've been so shit with girls.
>She understands and offers me some food for thought.
>Which I can't remember.
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>"MIGGLE?!"
>oh shit
>>28899881
Pull is a very common word where I live. People say kiss obviously, but when it's in the context of my story (at a party) young people call it a pull. I'm sorry if that's causes you disbelief.
>>28899981
Wait, all you did was kiss her? I thought it meant fucking. Are you 13 years old?
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>"MIGGLE?!"
>oh shit
>It's Anne.
>I'm still stunned so I barely give a fuck.
>Miggle whispers to me "shit, it's Anne, she fancies you"
>jesus christ
>where have you all been when I was accepting my perpetual loneliness?
>The door is getting a beating from a drunken Anne.
>>28900022
Fuck man. That's discouraging. I don't want to continue now.
>>28899582
>>Do my business. Making sure to piss in such a way that sounds deep and masculine in case she hears it.
holy fuck m8
>>28900041
continue m80
OP, how old are you? Seems like some 14 year old kids story.
Also, pulling means fucking, generally strangers.
It's another normalfaggot "hey guys I almost got laid at this party but I totally fucked up DDDx" story
Woah so cool bro
>>28900081
Nah man, I can't take the heat. Thought this board would be chill and comfy, but nah.
>>28900041
>Fuck man. That's discouraging. I don't want to continue now.
You either haven't been here before or you really are 13 years old
>>28900041
continue faggggoootty ass bitch
>>28900098
this
original commento por favor
>>28900000
alberto concierto
This is the plot to the scooby doo movie
>>28900233
You don't deserve my cont
>>28900314
this is scrappy
Okay, here's the deal, my story is shit and the end won't please anyone. I'll be back when I've put my dick in Miggle and/or Anne.
>>28900314
Are you going to finish your story or what
I actually enjoyed it
>>28900418
There are permakislessvirgins on this board, including me, so no story is shit.
> greentext moar please
This is so shit and faggoty I can't even be bothered to wait for the end to see if it's some joke greentext
Fuck you OP be more interesting. It took you about five fucking posts to get to the kiss so what's the point
Fine.
>So Anne is at the bathroom door.
>She isn't going away.
>Miggle is shitting a brick because Anne is her best friend and she'll know we kissed.
>Miggle asks me if her lipstick is smeared.
>"Uhhh...no..."
>It's dark and I'm clueless.
>Miggle opens the door.
>Anne immediately knows.
>She points out Miggle's smeared lipstick.
>Anne says it's fine
>Miggle is sceptical and excessively makes sure everything is okay.
>I'm just slouched on the fucking bog like a prick.
>I think I said some shit to back up Miggle's story, but it was in vain.
>Anne went away, ensuring Miggle it was fine and telling us to keep our zippers up no matter what.
>Fair enough like.
>Door closes.
>Wow.
>A few quiet moments follow.
>It was probably awkward, but I was still in my zen state. So I wasn't feeling the atmosphere at all.
>I stand up because nothing is happening.
>Miggle opens the door for us to leave.
>A guy from the party is just standing there
>His nose was probably touching the door he was that close
>He's fucking paralytic. Drinks a shit tonne any time he can.
>He looks at us for a moment, then laughs and covers his mouth.
>It took him a minute.
>I laugh and head down stairs.
>Miggle goes to a room upstairs to fix her lipstick and tell Anne all about it.
Forgot this: During our little chat post-kiss, Miggle said I'd have a lot in common with this other girl at the party, Jingle. I shrugged it off.
>The night carries on. I'm chill for ages because I finally fucking did it. Thought it would never happen.
>Miggle acts normal. Banter as usual.
>Anne still blanks me.
>Chill wears off and I have a good time with my mates.
>As we're winding down, Jingle appears and sits really close to me on the couch.
>She's trying more than she ever has to talk to me and flirt, but I don't really feel anything for her so it's hard for me to reciprocate effectively.
>She puts her legs over my lap and shit.
>Bant is had.
>It gets late.
>I go home and barely sleep.
There you go. At least you read it.
I'll return if I have a more interesting experience.
>>28900794
Well, now that you got that off your chest, giant faggot, want a medal?
>>28900872
Sure man, I'd love one.
