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>literally so horny my genitals are become pained sorry but
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>literally so horny my genitals are become pained

sorry but not sorry

not fapping is retarded and youre a dumbass if you think it "helps you lol more energy xD"

youre also a baka if you think masturbation and sex dont get rid of tension all the same
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>>28899087

http://www.strawpoll.me/10339386
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Most guys here would probably benefit from masturbating less. It is certain that most of us would benefit from quitting porn.
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>>28899142
>It is certain

says you
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>mfw so horny I'm literally leaking cum all day

what the fuck do I do? I only masturbate like 3 or 4 times a week but I want to fuck all day, I would even fuck a landwhale at this point
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>>28899228

why not masturbate more? i do it about twice a day
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>>28899087
Saucerino?
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>>28899087
No-Fap challenges are SOOoOoOoOoooOO yesterday.
Edgy and hip-numales who invented No-Fap came up with something more UDNERGROUND these days.
No-Poop challenges.
It really helps you, gives you more energy, improves your social skills hahahaha :)
But yeah it's only for hipsters like us no wonder you never heard of it!
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>>28899261
https://st3.fileurl.link/file/MjAxNjAyMjEyMy9jaGF0dXJiYXRlX2xhbmFfcmFpbl9nZW5kZXJmZW1hbGVfYWdlMjBfMjAxNjAyMjEyMzUzMDI3NQ==/
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not fapping is stupid. you have one joy in life, fap as much as you possibly can, then fap some more. why the fuck not? no one is doing themselves any good existing as a horny person.
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>>28899241
I leave in a small house with my sisters and they are always bringing their boyfriends, It's like whenever I'm home I'm trapped in my no-lock room
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>>28899315

honestly, just get caught fapping once. it will be as good as having a lock
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>>28899269
"P-please be quiet. It's not like this is a great feel for me either."
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>>28899325
I wouldn't do that, my family knows I'm a loner but I'm not in the autistic spectrum yet
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>>28899325
this

stop giving a shit that people know you are fulfilling a natural need and literally everything gets better fap wise

they'll probably hate you for it but they already think your weird as a loner anyway
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>>28899412
>they'll probably hate you for it but they already think your weird as a loner anyway

once you embrace the beauty of this sentiment, being a male is a much more tolerable experience.
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>>28899354
>>28899412
>>28899471
Sick advice guys, t-thanks
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>>28899087
What is sauce on that pict???
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>>28899565
Just go in the shower
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>>28899675
see >>28899274

originaliblox
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>>28899712

>1234534fhtjrth34154wh5we4
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>>28899274
Thank you fampai. Her moans are adorable.
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It is scientifically proven to give you more energy and make you more alert. Just because you don't want to do it doesn't mean it doesn't work. I went 3 weeks without fapping and I felt great. Then when you finally cum after Al that time,it's fucking amazing.
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>>28899751
I opened it and it's legit

>inb4 spic
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>>28899890
intranet link
>educated spic on school internet
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>>28899839
np senpai glad I could help

I was looking for fap material but the music+coin sounds were overwhelming

>>28899751
nigga, why would I want to do something bad to you.
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>>28899087
dude if your genitals are becoming pained you have blue balls.Its an actual medical condition.Google it,you need to masturbate more essentially.I had it for a month once
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>>28899087
>tfw no dom to cage you and willfully put you through that agony
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>>28899935
i know that already senpai that's why im about to spank it in a few

i usually go like 2-3x a week max but that just isnt cutting it

i need a bigger dose
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>>28899155

And me. I couldn't get it up the first time I had sex because of the conditioning that porn gave me. I'm basically wired right now to get a hard-on only when I close my door and blinds, sit at my desk, open my computer and bring up my favorite video on pornhub like "nutshot cumpilation 9." This is all hard science too, read up on conditioning and shit.
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>>28899087
u just need to learn how to redirect all that energy, thinking about sex all the time isnt gonna help lmao u fucking degenerate
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>>28900243
yes, because humans are dogs and if i ring a bell you start salivating right,

no you dumbass, stop reading broscience
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>>28900246
i dont need to learn shit faggot

grow a pair
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>>28900288
lol nice thinking fucktard
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>>28899087
>I know this chick
>her username is Lana_rain
>She thinks i'm cool but I find her intolerable

that's the cutest face i've seen her make though.
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>>28900262
Heh, you almost got me m8, good bait.
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