>tfw HSV-1 from some whore kissing me on the lips as a kid
>tfw STD's as a virgin
The universe has been so cruel.
Is it even noticable?
>>28898935
Only during an outbreak. Doesn't mean you can't spread it any time, though.
I've probably spread it to like 4 people by now including close familyD E V I L I S H
> Tfw when you have had unprotected sex multiple times but no std.
Feels good man
>>28899303
You may have but many don't get symptoms. HIV can even be dormant without any major symptoms until 5-10 years after exposure.
>>28898791
herpes protects you from food poisoning
>>28899320
Nah I got tested desu
>>28898791
most adults have hsv-1, you just have a pussy bitch immune system
herpes writes itself into your DNA though man, that's cool as fuck, it's like having an unsightly gene splicer lab/pustule on your mouth
>>28899331
Testers don't test for the herps unless you explicitly ask them to, boyo. Same for HPV.
>>28899369
Wait, how and what?
>>28899647
it is a retrovirus, like HIV it unfolds the DNA in your cells and writes the instructions to make itself into the code, thus turning your cells' protein production line into a factory to make itself. That's why it lasts as long as you live
it's like they are nature's NEETs, cucking your cells for a free comfy ride
I'm 21 and have had 3 coldsores in my life. Its really not that bad.
What exactly is HSV-1?
>>28898791
about 80 to 90% of the world population has it, who cares?
>>28899647
hpv is a bitch, you can't do anything about it tho.
