>>28897971
do you put peepee in lizard mouth

That is a pretty cool lizard

>>28897979
no, it's not as small as yours, I wouldn't be able to fit it.

>>28898009
thanks my friend. i really dont like small penis. but not that small. in fact is 16 cm erekt!

My lepgek is prettier than that and much older, but she's a bitch that likes to bite anything that gets near her mouth

>>28898034
lizards mouth is far too small for a penis

>>28897971
that is a damn cool lizard indeed, my dude
did you lick it?

What if it crawled down your pants and bit your dick?

>>28898068
She's about 7, how old is yours?

>>28898080
I have licked her before. Didn't taste like anything.

>>28898112
15, she needs her mealworms refrigerated or else she can't catch them.

>>28898078
just a joke my deer

I'm not seeing any noticeable bulge there mr. micro dick

>>28897971
>tfw cat
>tfw mammalian minds are easier to understand than reptilian ones

Your lizard is cool but I am not jelly

>>28898464
I meant tfw have a cat
I am not a cat
Though if I were it'd be pretty cool considering my shitposting prowess and grasp of the english language

>>28897971
I'd like to suck the jelly out of your lizard, if you know what i mean?

dick sucking

>>28898475
>>28898464
This is the kind of mistakes that spawns a meme of a cat sitting at a desk, typing, sweating.

f-facta?

>>28897971
black and yellow, kill a fellow