>one of my eyelids rests lower than the other a la Thom Yorke
What deformities do you have, /r9k/?
I slept on my side when I was a kid so one of my shoulders is longer than the other and my neck hurts
absurdly wide feet
>>28897933
That's not a deformity, it's actually pretty standard.
Your ears, your jawline, etc., all asymmetrical; just because you're a human doesn't mean you have to be 100% symmetrical.
You think this is a Chinese Cartoon or something, boy?
>>28897947
i've been wearing the same pair of shoes for the past four years because nothing nice ever fits my fucking clown feet
>>28897933
>left side of body is out of proportion
>face and skin look like shit and old
>fat lips even though i'm not black
>girly long ayy lmao fingers
I make quasimodo look like a supermodel
>>28897977
People have pointed it out multiple times. It's very noticeable.
>Big head
>Lazy eye, but dark color so I look like a shark
>Fucked teeth
>High-waisted
>My arms don't bend back all the way
>My knees buckle inwards
Only the dead know escape from this turmoil.
>bullying people for physical deformities
Why do normies think this is okay
One of my ears is quite a bit lower than the other. Like, half an inch or more.
Somehow I never noticed this until recently when I got a new pair of glasses. I couldn't get the to sit on my face properly despite getting them adjusted 3 times. Finally realized when I was looking in the mirror to adjust them on my own. Now its impossible for me to not see it.
I also have a gigantic cyst on my thigh right near my dick. Looks like I have a third testicle, but on my leg. I really need to get it taken care of, but I'm too embarrassed.
Oh and I have gyno, though not as bad as some people. I have considered plastic surgery but never gone through with it because I don't want to consider myself vain or whatever. But it is bad enough that I feel embarrassed to have proper posture when standing, my nipples are so prominent they show quite a bit. Plus, it costs like 3 grand to do, maybe more.
My penis points slightly to the left.
>>28898802
Dude get that cyst checked. There's no need to get embarrassed, doctors deal with weirder and worse shit all the time.
>>28898817
mine too. Maybe it's due to masturbation
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>>28999999
Observed these digits, famalampaisama
