Has anyone here seen an escort? Or gotten a massage with a happy ending?
Nobody? Come on, someone out there has experience.
ANYONE? Rheeee.
>>28896418
I got a hooker from back pages to come to my dorm room and lick my ass while I jerked off on her tits
I don't know why I did it
>>28896418
It's pointless to go to a prostitute because the thing that makes sex better than jerking off is the feeling of being desired back. And that's the one thing you can never get when you pay for it.
>>28896840
How akward was it for the both of you?
>Massage with a happy ending
I have.Thanks, Grindr
>>28896867
I was really drunk so it wasn't awkward
>>28896954
What did she look like? How much did you pay?
>>28896990
She was overweight and looked eastern European. Nice enough face I guess. I paid 60 Canuck bucks
>>28896856
dem sugar walls
>>28896418
yes, to the massage part not the escort
gone 8 times so far
2 were shit, 2 were subpar, 3 were okay, and 1 was FANTASTIC- she let me do everything i wanted, roleplay, titfuck, missionary, cowgirl.
Stay away from asian massage parlours, go to white women ones, but when you go dont get the really pretty girls to massage you, go for the average girls cause they really want to please for the extra $
>>28897086
>but when you go dont get the really pretty girls to massage you, go for the average girls cause they really want to please for the extra $
Interesting advice, would never have thought of it that way.
Where do you find these places, backpages or something? And do they usually ask to jerk you or do you have to initiate everything? I literally wouldn't know what to expect.
Also, what made 2 of them shit?
>>28897164
>Where do you find these places, backpages or something?
in my city, they are in the paper by the classifieds
>And do they usually ask to jerk you or do you have to initiate everything?
they straight up ask you at the beginning how much you want to "pay", just a "massage", or a "massage with a good ending" or "full service"
>Also, what made 2 of them shit?
cause those two were the fucking gorgeous girls i was talking about, they either flat our refuse to do what you want or do it half heartedly. One girl i paid for full service but she just gave a HJ, had to talk to the Madam to get my money back
they think cause they are pretty they can be shit
>>28897267
>really want to try this
>disgusting hairy skinnyfat body that would probably repulse anyone massaging you which kills the enjoyment
>>28897378
im just hairy fat, youl be fine
believe me, most of their clientele are just like you. They dont fuck Brad pitts
Of course, they are pretty easy to find in my city
I've have. What do you want to know anon?
>>28897540
Everything. Just greentext your stories for us virgins.
I guess I just wanna know what to expect if I go to some massage parlor. How can I tell which ones will give me a handjob and shit? I think my first time I'd only want a HJ. Also how common is mutual touching and kissing?
I am a socially retarded attractive guy. I went on Craigslist and ended up losing my virginity to some 43 year old mom that was slightly overweight and had saggy tits. It was about what I expected. A little awkward but not bad.
>>28897634
Did you tell her you're a virgin? What was her reaction
>>28897676
No. I lied. She was surprised by how young I was, 19, and initially agreed to only let me give her oral. I did because I had never seen a vagina irl before. I was "good" at it, and then I boned her.
>>28897581
>Kissing a sexworker
>Ever
>>28897581
Sure thing
> live in nyc
> constantly surrounded by 8-9/10 women, but can never fuck anything higher than a 6
>want to finally fuck a model tier woman
>spend hours looking up escorts online
>find review site for pre-vetted escorts
>find a korean escort place with 100+ different reviews, so it seems it can't be fake
>check website, has pics of clearly shopped but 10/10 asian girls. Look like k-pop and av model level girls
>only costs $200 for an hour
>think it's too good to be true, but call anyway
>heart pounding as tiny asian woman voice with strong accent picks up
>pick a favorite girl from website and ask for her
>get told she's not working tonight, but another girl is
>set up appointment for that night
>shower, get slightly drunk to help nerves
>show up to small apt in midtown and met by a dumpy middle aged korean lady
>oh fuck..please don't let this be her
>get told to go wait in small back room
>room is actually cozy as fuck, with small bed and dim lights
>After two minutes a 9/10 tiny asian qt in bra and panties comes into room
>Actually looks just as good as her pics from the website
>literally looks like she's straight out of a k pop or porn video
>hard as diamonds
>in very broken english she says she has to take the money to the woman at the front.
>give her the $, then she comes back and asks if i want table shower
After she showers me I then spent the next hour in the room with her. Mostly rubbing massage oil over her nude body and just feeling her everywhere, with her rubbing me as well. Shit was amazing. Her english was almost non-existent but she was playful and said she liked how gentle I was and thought it was cute. She gave me oral that was pretty mediocre but everything else was 10/10. Afterwards tipped her another $40.
Pic is her from the place's website. Definitely worth it..
>>28897708
you went down on an old woman? I hope you're lying about that too you or you're a pathetic beta piece of shit
>>28898123
damn shes hot af, nice
The only thing stopping is me im an insecure ugly hairy son of a bitch
>>28898224
Yea, she's hot as fuck, but isn't even my favorite one. I've been back to that place twice, and every time it was the same. Pic related is my favorite so far.
I wouldn't worry about the insecurity though anon. At least in my experience the girls are sweet as fuck and yea while they're obviously pretending to be into you for money, as long as you're nice to them they put on a great show and even seem to enjoy it.
I wouldn't worry about being hairy, they probably see guys with body hair all the time. And looks don't matter.. they're just there for the money so who cares?
The only downside though is its depressing knowing that the only way you'll ever get a woman that hot is if you pay for it.. but in the end its actually cheaper than taking some 5/10 out on three or four dates with just a hope of getting laid.
>>28896840
>I don't know why I did it
what? it sounds really fun
>>28898334
same, I did it with a 8/10 thai girl.
>>28898159
I did go down on her. Also, forgot to mention I'm into older women.
>>28898123
>>28898334
oh fugg, she's fine
>>28896418
I rekon ive fucked about 50 hookers. Ask me anything.
>>28899629
will they ask me for id, i'm 18
>>28896418
The most I ever did for money was get a stripper to push her breasts in my face. Now that I met my girlfriend as a 27 year old hhkv I regret ever doing that.
>>28897164
>Where
Rubmaps
>>28896418
Just got a happy ending off my wife (she's on her rags)
