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Going to a club What the fuck do I do robots I'm just a
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Going to a club
What the fuck do I do robots
I'm just a 4-5/10 manlet Asian with no muscles
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>drink heavily
>let the alcohol guide you
Good luck, brother
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>>28892999
easymode: Drink early, drink somewhat often. If you haven't started yet, do it now. Keep drinking until you get to that perfect confident buzz, but not so much that you're falling over yourself.

This is what 99% of the population does.
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>>28893024
I'm still a quiet, do nothing fuccboi even when I get drunk.
It still feels like I'm too conscious of what I'm doing and how people perceive me.
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>>28893040
Well you can be a quiet do-nothing while sober or be a quiet do-nothing while drunk. One is obviously better than the other.
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>>28893040
Don't worry about it, people are too focused on themselves to give a shit about you and what you're doing.
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>>28893024
But then you just make a fool of yourself and people will start laughing at you, not with you.
>>28892999
>Going to a party
>Ever
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>>28893040
>>28893091
Get better at holding your liquor. You guys need to become alcoholics. It makes life better.

Not really.
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>>28892999
>trips o truth

I like to go clubbing, hell I'm going out tonight. Drink a bit, dance and have fun. It's all in your head faggot
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Help no one is dancing and I'm surrounded by strangers cause my friend is a shit
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>>28894198
>club
>no one is dancing
what kind of club you at, lad?
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>>28892999
>manlet
What's a manlet in your case?

Are you like 5'8 or 5'9, or a real manlet at like 5'4 or something?
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>>28894877
I don't know m8, I think everyone is at the shore right now.
>>28894891
Im 5'7
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>>28892999
stand around and look awkward with all the other short beta males. clubs are absolute cancer
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>>28893439
why don't you buy some beer from a store and dance to music at home? its a lot cheaper and there aren't a bunch of normie faggots everywhere
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>>28895112
Because I'm starved to be around people at this point.
>>28895086
Pix related
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>>28895124
if you want to be crushed by a normie stampede, go to a farmer's market or something. be less normie basic bitches around at the very least
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>>28893024
/thread
Alcohol is your friend
Alcohol is love
Alcohol is life
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>>28895168
usually ends up with you making an ass of yourself and waking up the next morning feeling like shit and with an emptied bank account.
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>>28892999
First, get rejected so many times that it doesn't bother you anymore. Really, this should be the only step, because you'll be forced to adapt your tactics so long as you never give up. So don't give up. If I had to throw in an extra step I'd say you should learn Peacocking and make some friends with the same interest you've got (getting laid) who are a little bit more attractive than you. It's a form of healthy competition and since it's coming from friends it shouldn't hurt much.
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>>28895189
Thats because you didn't drink enough, you are supposed to drink until you die :^)
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>>28893062
>One is obviously better than the other.
not true, I was in a house party where I literally knew 1 person, who was too busy chatting up everyone else, so I was basically left alone. I tried to drink a shit ton FAST and I just ended up making an ass out of myself spilling my drink on myself and the floor and people laughing.

In fact, it was so bad, I felt almost bullied by the amount of laughing they directed towards me. I almost cried the next day and felt a little suicidal for a few weeks. But it prompted me to completely throw out my closet, buy new clothes, change my room up and start working out everyday. 5 months later I lost my gut and was in the best shape of my life.

Fast forward 4 years later and I've regressed back to my shitty lazy lifestyle and feel like a piece of unmotivated shit. So in a sense, that night helped give my motivation.
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Welp this was a failure fuck clubs
And yet in still going to go out when they inevitably invite ne
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