Currently at a normie party, how do I socialize? I'm currently in the corner on my phone
Inb4 go Elliot Rodgers
I probably will tbqhwu senpai
Elliot Rodger? That slave to sex?
No, purge them in the name of the Emperor. Put an end to their Slaaneshi rituals.
looks like a sausage-fest, where are the fembots?
>>28892992
Go play beer pong
>>28892992
dude everyone there looks like they're in highschool.
>>28893028
I was going to say that but that table doesn't have any solo cups on it so not exactly sure what is going on here...
>>28892992
Get drunk bro. I'm rooting for you! Just stop giving a fuck. Maybe listen to a pump up song. You've already gotten fetcher than most of us. Shotgun a few beers (I just did 3 by myself) and partay. But I don't see any qts there?
>>28893022
Dubs of truth. Also look at those people, they look like high school seniors at most. A bunch of beta cucks. If you are shy around them you better get to ordering that helium tank.
Ask the biggest most alpha male what he thinks about the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire during WWI.
>>28892992
What is this, a god damn bar mitzvah?
Go slap whoever's turning 13 and rape their mom.
>>28893022
Yea looks like a sausage fest. OP, this is a good baby step if you want to learn how to at least blend in with normies. Just drink with all these dudes since you don't have to worry about some stacy.
>>28892992
first of all you definitely showed up to this party too early. never show up to a party before like 11 if you're the type that doesn't know what to say.
second, just drink a good amount without being so drunk that you'll embarrass yourself. conversation will become much more natural thereafter
>>28893059
genuinely kek'd
>>28893059
It was enough to deal with the Armenian problem.
>>28892992
youre all like 16 years old
Talk about God, everyone knows God
>>28892992
How fucking old are you. Underage fag get out
>>28893260
>implying most of this board isn't underaged
I'm 18 faggot
>>28893713
you seem butthurt about your sausage-fest party, OP.
what's wrong? can't find a boyfriend?
>>28893740
I-it's not a sausage fest, I chatted up a bunch of girls
>>28893022
My thoughts too. If you can't socialize here over something stupid like vidya, sports, or classes, then you're fucked OP.
I went to a party sort of like this and struck up a good first convo with some dudes about soccer even though I dont watch soccer. Just asked a dude half jockingly about why soccer players are such drama queens.
>>28892992
You'll never be able to socialize OP, you wore fucking crocs to a party. You are beyond hope
>>28893713
well then most of this board should get out
>>28892992
>All guys
>Table tennis instead of beer pong
>Sun is barley going down
>"Dj" Probably has some alternative crap playing over the speaker
That is not a party that is a after school anime club
>>28893760
That homo in the pink shorts does not count as a female?
>>28892992
all these kids look 16
>>28893889
pink shorts are in, unlike your cargo shorts
>>28893889
Didn't mean to add a question mark
>>28892992
These guys look like underaged bitch boys.
If you are intimidated by them, I can only imagine what you look like.
>>28893951
>Defending your bf
That's cute
>>28893821
>>28893858
>>28893889
Fuck you guys, I just want to be normie like everyone else. This is my only way out of robothood
>>28893037
oh yeah that's a real shock alright.....fuck this board.
>>28892992
why the hell would you ever even wear those shoes people are going to judge the fuck out of you
oh OP.... you tried to act all cool by showing yourself at a 'party'..... even I wouldn't be seen dead at that sorry excuse of a social gathering.... I would rather move forward my suicide date.
>>28894033
TAKE PICTURES OF GIRLS
>>28892992
you were invited as a joke
>>28892992
you're in the way, the guy on your side of the table is going to lose because of you.
>>28893997
an underage bitchboy normie faggot probably
>>28892992
I've been where you are OP. As long as you act somewhat relevant you can be as otherwise weird as you want. If they don't accept you then fuck em, but you've gotten far enough along to be invited, you can't be that much of a roboto.
Worst thing that's ever happened to me at a party is I had to pretend to enjoy their shitty music. Oh and my gf ended up fucking some other dude she's now engaged to, nbd.
>>28894033
>Sits in the corner taking pictures of guys
>I-I'm a n-normie now guys!
>>28893022
let's face it, you'd much rather a sausage fest than 20 guys orbiting a handful of girls all night
>>28892992
>Currently at a normie party
fuck off back to /b/ you poser scumbag
>>28892992
start drinking unless youare capable of holding a conversation without doing that. I don't see what else there is to do
>>28892992
> no girls
leave
