>it's a boy, you have a son, you're a father now
>your wife looks up at you smiling
Daily reminder you will never experience this.
>>28892739
Thank fucking god! I needed the good news OP.
I... I actually don't want kids....
most Dad's I see in the grocery store where I work look tired and depressed.
>w-where are the diapers at again?
they look sad.
I want kids but I want whoever mothered them to die during childbrithUnless it was Katya or something
>>28892739
>Daily reminder you will never experience this.
especially after I earn enough money and get a vasectomy
I'm gay so no, I probably won't.
>>28892761
>implying you don't look sadder
>"e-excuse me where's the alcohol again?"
>>28892761
most normie single people's lives are sad too
>work all week long, do nothing on weeknights but sit around and consume media and/or drugs
>weekends go to bars and hook up for meaningless sex
>rinse repeat
most of them burn out and go down the half assed shitty parents route. twas so many people grow up to be shitty, they are raised by the above mentioned burn outs who tried their hand at being mature
>>28892834
Oh don't get me wrong, I am basically suicidal every morning due to having to wagecuck but I honestly don't want kids, they seem like a burden. I can't see myself having to do all that school shit and having zero freedom.
>>28892739
fantasy > reality
>>28892878
Freedom to do what? Masturbate and watch anime marathons? Kids are literally THE purpose for any living man.
>>28892916
I see you've bought into the 'happy family' meme, there's no saving you...
>wanting to bring more miserable people with my shit genetics into the world
Sounds awful, I'd rather look out the window and see a big mushroom cloud in the distance
>"it's just like daddy!!"
>>28892739
Thank God I never will. I'd make a terrible father. Not to mention everything is going to shit and thee is to many people in this world to begin with. Fuck breeding
*performs paternity test
*comes out negative
*unsheathes katana
*teleports behind you
"u made me do dis"
*uncucks self.
>anon, I am pretty sure the baby is yours!
>>28892938
the main purpose of every living organism (from a single celled organism up to mankind) is to procreate
i'm happy not having kids, but deluding yourself that being a biological dead end is somehow superior to having kids is just retarded
>>28893002
the woman's black eye makes me more depressed than the kid
>>28892739
>mfw ill never experience this
>>28893018
once again, nice meme.
>>28892739
And thank god for that, I'd probably kill myself if I had to deal with a little ball of flesh. I don't want to be in the poorhouse or the jailhouse.
>>28893060
calling shit you dont agree with a meme doesn't make it less true.
have fun living in denial, fag
>>28893133
have fun paying child support and alimony after the baby momma leaves you or starts treating you like a betabux piggy bank.
>>28893181
>implying i can get laid in the first place
>falling for literal 4chan memes
>>28893209
>tfw the normie tries to back-peddle.
>>28893032
the picture is photoshopped you retard.
>>28893246
>the robot is smug and stubbern
