>tfw you will never be a 1950's CIA agent infiltrating the Soviet Union to be the catalyst to its inevitable collapse and subsequent riots in and around Eastern Europe
JUST
Good. Fuck dealing with slavs.
>>28892444
>implying I wouldn't supply the Slavs with mid-grade weaponry to overthrow the government
>>28892436
>tfw you will never infiltrate Russian oligarch circles during the fall of the Soviet Union and reap the profits of the dying system
>tfw you'll never be balls-deep in the Balkans in the midst of WWI peace talks
>>28892444
I can deal with fucking a few slavs
>>28892436
>>28892500
>>28892516
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>ywn live under the Dual-Monarchy and experience a Central Europe that was 110% first-worldBudapest had an underground metro before Paris & Temesvar/Timisoara in bum-fuck nowhere Transylvania had the first electric streetlights in Europe
>tfw you lose your Kaiser Franz Wojak
accept a Pilsudski in his stead
>>28892436
>tfw ywn be James Jesus Angleton