Had my fleshy for about 3 years now. It's getting gross and I'm getting rid of it tonight. Planning on throwing it out on a highway. Any different ideas?
why not hang around a middle school for a day and give it on a present box to a loner kid?
>>28891974
fill it with as much semen as you can muster, then print out a picture of high value currency, leave it partially sticking out of the hole and see if people will brave the sticky gauntlet.
leave it in a gas station bathroom. put ketchup inside
get one of those small shaving cream cans, go to a gas station, quickly tape down the trigger on the shaving creme can, shove it in the fleshlight throw it at normies and run.
>>28891974
Discreetly place it on some kind of national monument or statue in your city when no one is looking.
For example if you live in Boston, sneak out at night and place or glue your fleshlight to the Paul Revere monument.
