The key to getting really good sex is to eat that pussy. It's a fact of life. You can bet your last tendie that Chad goes down on that like a submarine.
>>28891646
Sorry I don't want mouth cancer.
eating pussy is the ultimate cuck move. only people with 4 inch dicks eat pussy
>>28891646
No thanks.
I would ony do that to a pure 2D waifu like pic related. But a 3dpd whore, no thanks. Like i'm gonna lick piss and infection from those disgusting pig
>>28891646
>makes a woman feel special, wanted and appreciated
>aka makes a woman feel that you are her bitch
Being Chad implies degrading women and getting away with it.
>>28891651
Then use a dental dam, faggot.
>>28891712
>suggesting using a dental dam
>tries calling someone else a faggot
>>28891646
becoming good at it is almost impossible though, because 99% of women just lay there like dead fish with no constructive feedback
lick this, rub that, suck here IS ANY OF THIS HAVING ANY EFFECT YOU SIMPLE BITCH? THIS IS FOR YOUR BENEFIT YOU GOLD DIGGING PARASITE
Some one please post that screenshot of a post about cunnilingus in ancient rome.
Basically cunnilingus was considered taboo in ancient rome and it was humiliating for men because they submitted to a vagina with their tongues.
now whenever I hear someone mentioning how much they want to eat pussy or something along the lines of that, it just makes me laugh inside because of this.
>>28891651
this. even bruce dickinsonhahagot it and was lucky it didn't ruin his career
>>28892008
bump for this
this comment is original
>>28891828
Wow with that attitude Im sure you've had many, intimate, loving relationships.
>>28892008
Because everythign done in the time of ancient Rome is still relevant?? Including cultural attitudes toward sex?
>>28892008
It also made you a well adjusted man to fuck smaller men/boys
Is that something that appeals to you?
I see right through your psyops roastie
My tongue is going nowhere near your poisonous pussies
>>28892421
>It also made you a well adjusted man to fuck smaller men/boys
it does now. maybe that's what r9k is lacking in its life, because as everyone can see, we're all so well adjusted.
>>28892421
>implying I care what gays like do to each other
>>28891671
THIS
fembots don't even like oral, it's just an excuse to practice fake orgasms
>Most women can fuck (well, not really), but sucking dick is the mark of a real sex goddess. Men absolutely love oral sex for its immense pleasure and guaranteed orgasm. It only takes 10-15 minutes out of your day too, so get to it ladies!
I fingered my girlfriend everyday after school my senior year of high school. I got really good at it, I loved feeling her squirm around my hand.
I probably only fucked her like 3 or 4 times. She was greedy though, she never jerked me off or sucked me off, I was pretty much her bitch boy looking back on it
get a load of this cuck whiteknighting for every woman on earth
>>28892315
blow away, leaf
Disgusting wow you are gross
>>28891646
>good sex
>eating pussy
Eating pussy is the same as manlet compensation for being short.
>>28892008
Roman men were fairly homosexual by today's standards. It was considered odd to want to fuck your wife, for instance. It was only done for procreation, and pleasurable sex was with other males.
As someone who's been with around 8 chicks who wanted me to go down on em
It tastes funny
And leaves this really bad aftertaste that doesn't go away for the whole day
I'll give you guys some tips
Uh
Start off by kissing her slowly from her tits down
So like down on her stomach etc
And to get her off
Suck on the clit, kinda like nibble and suck to get it in your mouth
That really gets them off
>>28892609
So just remove clit hood with two fingers and then proceed to suck it?
>>28891646
As a normie who has really good sex regularly, this is correct.
Luckily as long as the girl isn't a piece of filth with a dirty snatch, eating pussy and watching her squirm with pleasure is pretty great.
>>28892609
Jesus Christ you sound like you're in fucking 8th grade.
Just look up youtube videos on cunnilingus. Every girl is different but there's a couple of tricks that work well for most women.
>>28892672
>>28892660
>>28892609
SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE DISGUSTING SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Eat her ass they like that more
>>28892698
>e.coli
>>28892510
whatever you say, friendorino
>>28892724
>immune system cuck
Just smoke some weed after.
Going down on women is for betas who are bad at fucking
>>28892694
Just BEEEEEEEEEEEEE urself ;)
BRO
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>>28892609
you don't sound like you've been with 8 chicks
Just eat their ass and refuse to fuck them. That really pisses them off
Pussies are fucking disgusting, festering cesspools of sweat, menstrual blood, infectious pus, and crusty ejaculate. I've been with four different girls, large and small, and they've all fucking stank down there. Even after showering, it's just overpowering to me. Same scent. I did it for my first girlfriend, just dealt with it, but couldn't after that. I've even licked ass twice, and found it more appealing. There's just something uniquely horrible about vaginas, or at least the ones I've been out in front of. They all smell like rotting meat to me. I'm not much for blowjobs, either, so I generally just avoid oral.
>turn into your sex slave.
you don't get slaves by picking someone else's cotton for them
>>28893025
>I'm not much for blowjobs, either
you had me until this point
simply put you are a homo-sexual
>>28891651
Stupid fucking robots, they have a vaccine for HPV lol
Unless you're dating a slut or some anti science retard, there's zero risk of throat cancer
>>28893163
>gay men aren't into blowjobs
>>28893258
>put mouth on a body part that bleeds, she pisses out of and has yeast
>dude just get a vaccine lol
>he's trying to convince me this is something i should want to do
yeah nah not gonna happen
Licking pussy is objectively the best sex act, because it's the only one that can't be better simulated using your hand. Fapping beats sex and blowjobs, but you can't fake cunnilingus.
