>tfw a loli develops a crush on you
Remember that molesting a child is illegal.
>be about 19, hanging out in living room
>some guys come over to watch football with dad
>one of them brings his daughter, about 8 years old
>just before they leave, she hugs me out of nowhere
>get nasty looks from 7 bear-mode alabama men
>every time i see one of them they shoot me a nasty look
i hate children
>>28891959
did you pop a boner ahahah
>>28892003
no i hate children
i wanted to push her away but i figured it would only incur further wrath of the manbears
>tfw only lolis develop crushes on you
I don't know what it means that women with developed brains don't like me, but I swear girls are all over me consistently. Shit's weird and not even flattering.
>go to range, make buddy around my age
>we're fairly similar looking bearmen
>has a wife and daughter, I do not
>daughter is young loli (a little too young for me)
>we go to his house for a beer after a day of putting holes into things with rifles
>daughter just snatches my hand and drags me to her toys
>buddy is all "lol she's got you now there's no escape"
>daughter introduces me to her plushies and shit
>pokerface because damn nigga that shit is mega cute
>laughs were had when she tries to make me wear an apron
>about to leave, daughter gives me a hug
>people d'awww
>[hnnng internally]
everything went better than expected
>>28892114
give me your life
>>28892203
>pokerface because damn nigga that shit is mega cute
I know that feel. I don't know the level of engagement that a non degenerate would show, so I try to just be detached and disinterested around kids
>Be 14 years old in 2010
>Over at my aunts house for some reason I don't fucking remember
>8-9 year old female cousin is there
>Lie down on the couch
>She follows me there
>She keeps insisting that I kiss her
>Being the moody teenager, I refuse
>She climbs on top of me and tries to pull my head towards her
>Weak skeleton so I couldn't push her off
>Keep trying to pull away
>dontgetabonerdontgetabonerdontgetabonerdontgetaboner
>Thankfully my aunt rescues me
>mfw the entire time
>tfw a shota develops a crush on you
He was cute but stupid.
>>28892256
My pokerface included a "amused platonically" look of "children are adorable" kind of smile.
I'm getting decent at faking it I guess, I think I leveled up my pokerface.
The trouble is I know I'd get bored and annoyed quickly if I had to take care of her on a daily basis, until she can feed herself, clean up after herself, and hold a conversation.
Once in a while it's nice tho.
>get nervous around kids
>afraid everyone is staring at you
>afraid someone will accuse you of being a pedophile
>this just makes me more nervous
>nervousness makes me come across as creepy
>repeat
being accused of being a pedophile is probably the only thing that could completely ruin my life
how can i stop this?
>>28892440
why do you want to stop it? general comfort in public, or are you trying to do something?
>>28892114
Same here.
I theorize it's because kids on some subconscious or maybe conscious level relate to me better than normal well-adjusted adults since I pretty much stopped maturing on a mental level around age 15.
For some reason I'm much more at ease with people much younger than me or much older than me while I experience a lot of anxiety around people my age group.
>>28892114
Maybe because youre much more attractive than you think. Children are much more impulsive and dont hide feelings well. Women might be into you bro but you dont realize it.
>>28892471
i used to go to church with my parents and i would constantly feel like i was being watched to make sure i didn't pounce on the kids
the place where i work has a lot of younger traffic and i feel like i'm going to get the shit beat out of me by some giant dad who thinks i'm eyeballing his kid
it's so stupidly stressful, this job would be so easy if not for that
>>28892203
>people d'awww
it's because you're attractive
no one trusts unattractive men to not violently rape children
ffffffuck you normie
>>28892567
but you're not really trying to do anything, right? just afraid of people thinking you are?
>>28891633
>>tfw a loli develops a crush on you
iknw rite? feels good being alpha, all thos creep losers giving me the stares, but only when i'm not looking ofcorse, since they coward faggots
>>28892573
I guess I'm on par with the dad, we're both probably just under average.
>normie
Nigga I operate on another level.
>>28892095
what exactly were they mad about, then? were you interacting with the guy's daughter before she hugged you?
>>28892528
>bro
haha, for a moment you almost got me, "brah"
>>28892217
Dude, it's fucking weird. I've wondered if it's something about the way I dress or walk or something.
I've even considered the idea that it might be some weird pheromonal shit. I won't deny that I'm non-exclusively attracted to post-pubescent minors sometimes (think Natalie Portman in The Professional), so I figure, hey, maybe they can smell that on me. But I'm also attracted to teenagers, women in their 20's and 30's, and MILF-y looking women, all to a far greater extent, and it doesn't seem to produce the same effect. That, and it happens with girls WAY below the age range I find attractive. So there goes that hypothesis.
Tide comes in, tide goes out. Can't explain that shit.
>>28892440
Honestly? Just avoid interacting with kids who aren't close to you if you're that paranoid. I once got a bunch of "EWWWW"s from girls in my class and "That's creepy" because I gave a little girl on crutches a ride to her bus stop during a fucking blizzard. You honestly can't win.
>>28892488
Your explanation for your own situation might be the only one that makes sense. I'm literally autistic, and I've got a lot of typically childish hobbies and mannerisms, so maybe they just see me as a big kid and crush on me. I've had relatives flat-out tell me that kids treat me like a peer, so maybe.
>>28892304
This. This shit right here. They have no clue how awkward and dangerous a situation they're placing you in by humping you or going for a kiss.
>>28892602
>>normie
>Nigga I operate on another level.
>i'm le cybrog XDD
>>28892597
i'm not trying anything
if anything, i'm making an effort to avoid children
like i said, being accused of being a pedophile is one of the few things that could completely destroy my life
even if i were actually a pedophile, i don't think i would risk throwing my life away
>>28892701
ok i can relate. i work with high schoolers and i'm not attracted to them at all but i'm terrified of people thinking i am. it doesn't help that i relate to them on a buddy-buddy level, i'm awkward to begin with, and my fear of people thinking things makes me even more awkward as i try to overcorrect.
>>28891748
So is consensual sex with one. And molesting an adult.
>tfw a loli sits in your lap
>overly attached niece always wants to sit in my lap
>only human contact i've had in the last 5 years
>>28892975
>tripfagging instead of posting as anon
>posting a very much sexual loli gif that goes along with a situation you claim to experience with a relative IRL
Dude.
>>28892975
>>28893052
the loli in that gif was originally supposed to be a shota btw
>tfw no loli gf
>tfw no original comment
>>28893052
That is a very beautiful picture
>>28892256
I hate this feel.
I have qt nieces and I want to be a cool, fun uncle for them but I'm not sure to what extent I'd be allowed to give them hugs and play with them.
Should I just ask their parents for consent or what?
>>28892935
I'm saying OP shouldn't molest his loli gf.
>>28892975
Is it bad that this gif makes me hard
>>28893539
yes
do not sexualize the little girl
>>28893539
It's all okay. Nothing wrong with it.
>>28893573
>girl
Anon i have some news for you
>>28893594
h-holy shit anon...
c...can you post more pics like that?
p-please..?
>tfw a loli develops a crush on you
>8 years later she is 18 and still has her crush on you and knows how to act on it
Shame about her being my best friends sister so I cant do anything with her
>>28893616
>>28893668
>>28893594
>being this much of a fucking degenerate
pedos started spamming on /r9k/ after the normy invasion, often complaining about age of consent laws etcetera
I think that attraction to young girls (8-12) is natural. Remember, it was socially acceptable to marry a 12 year old in the not so distant past. A few hundred years of social conditioning cannot overwrite thousands of years of biological engineering.
I worked at an elementary school for a while and there was this shy petite girl totally into me. It was probably just a sily crush but still it felt nice. She'd always ask for piggybag rides and cuddles and such.
Also felt good knowing I'm not that far gone to actually try anything sketchy (cuz I'm pretty sure I could have convinced her), though I'm not sure how much of that were stalwart morals and how much was the fear of being caught.
>>28892332
>hold a conversation
the best thing about children is that they dont know social norms yet, so you can beyourselfas autistic as you want around them
>>28893957
>hildren is that they dont know social norms
where the fuck do you live, afrika?
>>28893784
>pedos started spamming on /r9k/ after the normy invasion
We've been here forever. Go away NORMALFAG
>>28894080
no they dont you fucking retard, they know basic stuff like not walk around naked or shit on the ground but they have not yet learned they're supposed to be repulsed by autists
>>28894154
>fucking retard
found reddit
>they have not yet learned they're supposed to be repulsed by autists
>implying
fuck off stereotypical
>>28893790
>I think
no anon, you just proved you are right, You are sure of it.
>tfw a loli hugs you goodbye
Thanks for sharing your feels, bros. Always good to know I'm not alone.
Robots are only gay and pedophiles because they have no real female contact. Pussy is easy to get, just you faggots have too high of standards. I'm so ducking horn right now and have this girl all but lusting for my dick, but I'm not into that shit. Yall niggas aren't true robots, you're fucking man babies crying about the same hum drum shit
>>28894629
>tfw gf knows you're a lolicon and thinks it's hot
>>28894712
here's your (you)now tell me your secret
>working retail while attending college
>Kids always smile at me and wave or say hi
>parents always tell me that I'm so nice and good with kids
>older women say they love my smile
Everyone but my own age group likes me and all I want is to start a family.
>no pure loyal gf
>no children
>>28895918
These green arrow texts are literall me.
>>28894753
Green flags for women
>She likes to be called a little girl
>She owns a well worn ,annotated copy of Lolita
>>28896910
might as well just cling to my 2D because theres no way somebody like that exists
>>28891633
Don't do it you bastard
>>28893784
most robots are pedos mate
>Females of any sort
>Wanting anything to do with you
Normie filth like you disgust me. I'm going to bed.
>>28892316
do tell us a story, when i was underaged i fell in love with many a girl online too
>worked at a summer camp by complete chance one time
>there was a little girl that always wanted to sit in my lap, kiss me on the cheek, play with my hair, say I was cute
I was very uncomfortable with how I was feeling
I-I don't know these feels ;____;
>>28893451
Jesus god no, asking for permission to give someones daughter "extra attention and hugs" throws up huge pedophile red flags. Just be the cool fun uncle, don't care about what people think about you. people love that character.
