ITT shit we will never experience.
I'll start with this picture.
yup, no chick wants to rub up against my /backacne/
Get some ugly girl then. Surely some one will be ugly enough to settle for you
>you will never be gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger
lt hurts to be aIive
>Nobody will ever want to sleep in the same bed as me.
>tfw no girl to cuddle me after work
>>28891570
True happiness
this comment is really original
what does this feel like pls tell me robots
that's just shit I will never experienceagain
now this is something I'll never experience
>>28891570
>>28891636
>>28891662
>>28891779
>>28891808
Fuck you all...
I didn't ask for those feels, take it back!!
>>28891923
Nope more coming your way.
i am on the verge of complete mental desolation
lmao sheeple following their instinctive hormones and letting biology dictate their emotions...wake up
OP are you trying to make me to something horrible?
Don't worry op there is no satisfaction in having that. The girl will soon be gone for one reason or another. She will get bored and leave or they stay together and she gets old and bitchy.
>>28891570
>you will never experience love ever
They don't want me anymore
>>28892489
that's photoshopped
i'm from hawaii and i've been there
it's a lot less colorful, not really as great as you're probably expecting
dooby doo
>>28891570
the entire intro sequence to pic related
just blow my brains out famalam
>>28891779
This actually makes me feel sad.
>>28892489
Free will does not exist so you are always following instinct one way or another
>reminder that normals think they know what actual suffering is
>reminder that no matter how bad a normal's life gets they can still come home and cuddle their gf/bf
>>28891636
>>28891570
>>28891662
>>28891779
>>28891808
I'm so starved for companionship. Seeing these photos hurts me more than all the sex stuff.
>>28893009
>Seeing these photos hurts me more than all the sex stuff.
This
I'm so fucking alone
When do I wake up
>>28893109
sleeping is my favorite part of the day because i can escape my pain for a little while. struggle with insomnia nevertheless... i'm 30 now and about ready to eat a bullet.
i'm going to go cry now.
>>28893109
Get a friend who you agree to cuddle with and to cut each others bodies all over and kiss and fuck and do prostate massage etc with every day. Just make it a regular regimen, just like brushing and flossing and bathing. Touch each other a lot.
Get a group together.
>>28893179
*prostate massage of course only if men are involved
>>28891662
>Never having the girl you love dressed bummy and sleeping happily next to you
>>28893262
>you will never experience the downfall of civilization wrought by rabid consumerism
>you will never be as happy as gondola
>>28893262
>>28893009
>>28893109
>>28892919
>>28892534
More sadness coming up!
>Tfw you're so disgusting that you will never even get to hold a grill's hand
Somebody just fucking kill me, I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself
>>28893404
Holy shit, all of these are actually making me tear up.
Fuck this gay Earth
this sort of intimacy feels so foreign, and unobtainable. yet, somehow i keep a mild hint of hope i can attain it. at this point i am sometimes not even sure intimacy like this exists....
>>28893477
>>28893486
More pain for thou
![285ecfe1cc8613f64edb24bc3f67cbfd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/afiasTe.jpg "285ecfe1cc8613f64edb24bc3f67cbfd[1]")
>You will never get one of these hugs
>>28891840
>that's just shit I will never experience again
If it's any consolation, that "again" makes all of the difference in the world.
In those rare moments when I find myself more imaginative (and thus more charitable) than usual, I understand why people who have loved and lost suffer in the way they do. They once participated in the human experience in a very significant way, and felt all the elation that comes with following Nature's dictates. They have had very deep-rooted desires fulfilled; they were born to be human beings and have had the opportunity to live like a human being. And suddenly, they are cut off. What gave them joy is retracted, and they are left sick and sad. They have been estranged from Nature and they suffer in the way a Christian does when he sins and finds himself estranged from God.
So I get it, at least in the abstract. Of course, that "again" provides something that men like me have no right to: hope. If one was desired once, he has some justification to believe he will be desired again. He is not horrible in some essential sense. He has been cast out for a brief while, but a man who sins knows that God still loves him because, for whatever his transgression, he is still a man. Whatever his crimes may be, he can still claim that basic right to dignity. However terrible a man may become, he will never be a devil
Both men and devils can find themselves damned. The difference is that while men can fall from grace and find themselves in Hell, a devil is born to it. For a devil, there was never any legitimate hope for anything else. Just ask the Christians. A man can repent. The prayers of a devil, no matter how desperate, fall on deaf ears.
you'll never know what it's like breathing as you hold someone, feeling their breath, breathing it
>tfw no qt twink bf to play vidya with
>>28893404
It makes me sad but I kinda accepted my lonely road in this life. I just hope to die at the age of 40 or 50 . Being old, physically and mentally disabled would suck if you are alone
>you will never have a relationship as perfect as them
>tfw you will never live in the roman empire
>tfw you will never be a centurion
Of all the feels these are the ones that hurt the most.
>>28893009
This is like my favorite picture on 4chan.
>>28891779
This one hurts the most.
What is so wrong about me that i dont deserve love?
>>28893635
You just typed like all of that
why
>You will never have a dad that's willing to negoatiate with a prostitute so you can lose your virginity
;_;;
>>28893879
Because we're genetically defective.
>>28893826
problem stilicho?
So something like this, OP?
>>28891620
>Can I get 15 half-eaten cheesburgers to go, nomesayin'?!
>>28893921
It's you again. Stop stalking me.
Tfw no gf hurts. It does. I'm starved for companionship. I had few friends (none of which I ever felt any connection with) and no family growing up save my parents, who I'm not really close to. They weren't particularly affectionate, especially my mom.
Now I'm pretty bad at physical contact. I just can't do it. I want it though, even if I'm too afraid to find it.
But the feel that hurts most is knowing I'll never explore the cosmos.
I'll never be a scientist or freelancer or wandering ranger or the captain of a military exploratory vessel stepping on alien worlds, seeing foreign suns and vast galaxies and nebulas outside of the windows. I'll never see even the barest fraction of the beauty that exists outside of Earth.
No gf hurts, specifically this one here >>28891779.
However, not being able to live the dream and discover all the potential among the stars hurts just a little more.
>>28893996
You don't leave this place very often, do you?
At least we'll always have /r9k/. THEY don't know what THEY are missing.
>>28894036
Look at what board we're one. It speaks for itself.
>>28894081
You're the one that live in Jardim Itatinga or what?
>>28894050
they will never know the fun of being with your /r9k/bros EVERY weekend for YEARS in a row,
>>28894107
That's the other one.
>>28894127
Tell me your history then
>>28893921
Fuck, now you are getting closer. It is literally 1 street from my house.
Go away.
>>28894121
More like everyday
>>28893824
Did you have to go there Anon-kun?
Well, it's Saturday night. Your oneitis is out and is surrounded by guys right now. I guess if you truly love someone, you sometimes have to let them go.
>>28893670
>tfw I have a qt gay friend
>tfw he actually has a crush on me, though he tries to downplay it cause he thinks it'll weird me out
>tfw I wish I was gay so that I could return his feelings
>>28891570
I remember these feels.
It was as great as you guys imagine it. I love my girlfriend more than anything.She killed herself last month
>>28892489
>sheeple
>text lingo
>elypses
Kill thineself, meine gumo
>yfw the brain is hardwired to normalize everything and after a while cuddling and intimacy will feel as ordinary and rewarding as for a first-worlder eating a BigMac
Life is about the chase and the longing for something even better to prevent stagnation and extinction. The green grass will always fade to yellow and the normies will always wish they could reset and feel that first time high all over again. They wish they could be in your mental position - like how you wish you could erase your memory and play that perfect vidyagame like it's the first time again.
Take some comfort in that, at least.
>tfw no girl to cuddle with on rainy nights
>>28893972
But what if she farts.
Totes originales mcgotes
>>28894303
h'why thou
>>28894374
Then that's cheating.
>>28891840
>be railroad worker
>inspecting cars, checking couplings, doing routine shit
>couple of normalshits hanging off my tankers trying to be cool and different
Fuck normies, why do they have to do this all the time? Just take a picture in the park or at the beach like everybody else. Why do they have to climb on a fucking freight train for a wedding picture?
>>28894350
>Tfw no boy to lie in my arms
If you people feel like this and really want what's in those photos then go and get it. Leave this shitty website, take care of yourself, and go get what you really want. Inferior genes just means you'll never be a chad, and that's ok. You probably won't ever slay pussy every night, but you can still be happy and feel intimacy with another human being like you have never imagined. Every single one of you can be in your own perfect relationship and be happy. Don't ever let anyone, including yourself, tell you that's not true.
tfw even the blacks who used to cum inside me every weekend when my parents were away don't want me anymore
>>28894528
You are so full of shit don't give the newfags false hope.
>>28894405
Slew of mental illnesses that no matter what I tried, I couldn't help her with.
>tfw gf
After my shift she'll come pick me up and we will drink a coffee.
>cuddling & sex every day
You're missing out /r9k/.
>>28894847
then why are you here shamalam
>>28894512
could I be that boy, please?
To earn the right to kiss the Stanley Cup or hold up the Lombardi Trophy
>>28894528
>Every single one of you can be in your own perfect relationship and be happy.
Well, that certainly isn't true.
Which isn't to say that I don't agree with you for the most part. The vast majority of people experience sexual affection at some point over the course of their lives. That isn't optimism delivered from a mouth wearing an oblivious smile. That's simply reality as it actually is.
And yet, you do have to concede there are some men, a very small number of them to be sure, that no woman could desire. Such men exist. There are men who truly are disgusting, and the prospect of holding such a man close would make any woman's skin crawl.
I agree it would be nice to believe that no one really has to be left behind, no one has to miss out on those experiences that the vast majority take for granted.
It's a pleasant thought, but nothing more than a fantasy. Although it's uncomfortable to acknowledge, there will always be some men who are undesirable in a radical sense. Their existence serves as a testament to the fact that, generous though she is to most, Nature is still cruel to a few. And teaching those few they have some right to hope when they do not is nothing more than a different kind of cruelty.
No one is entitled to anything save what they actually deserve. Hope is no exception.
>>28891620
>snudnace regrubseeech
>A girl will never say this to you while looking straight at your face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA
>>28894528
It isn't true. True robots are just too far behind. Most people have first kiss before 16, and first sex before 19, and first serious relationship before 22. Fuck. Even at 19 more people have had two sexual partners than zero sexual partners.
The longer you go without these important milestones the less likely you are to ever achieve them. A little over 2% of guys make 30 year old virgin. Most of them will never have sex.
Once you finish college, you don't have a chance to learn anything. People expect you to be an adult. The majority of adult women and a supermajority of gays won't even waste time on a virgin. They don't want that in their lives. Awkward sex with clingy retard is fine at 17, but not so fine at 25.
>>28894902
Boredom and bad habit.
I've been been on 4chan for 8 years now.
It's sad that this fucking website still has a better community than 90% of the rest including normiebook jewtube shitter and instafuck and reddit.
>>28894981
Nah mate.
There's not a man out there who couldn't find a woman for himself if he really tried.
I've seen some of the ugliest/most messed up people find happiness, anyone can do it.
>>28895196
No woman wants a depressed neet. I'm not up for "trying" and subsequently getting rejected a million times because most people hate me.
>>28895104
Not true. Do you people have no imagination or what? You lie or conceal your past experience and read/do whatever possible to close the gap. At worst, you'll just be labeled someone who is really shitty at sex.
>mfw normie tells me I can get a gf
fuck you, faggot
it's literally impossible, no woman finds me desirable and years of abuse proved that
I don't even try anymore because I know it will never happen
So fuck you, not everyone can have a happy life like you
>>28895300
Do you think depression makes you special or unique? Fucking tons of people are depressed, and get ready for this, including women! Being depressed doesn't mean shit these days.
And yeah, you might have to get off your ass and get a job. If you don't want to try, then yeah, get fucked you're pretty worthless. The point is that no one is irredeemable. Anyone can find happiness if they put in the effort, including you. If you are satisfied with your life right now, then great, keep being you. But there's people all over this board like you that say that they have no hope, that there's no point in trying, that they'll never get a qt gf. This isn't true. Anyone can make a change. If you don't want to thats on you
>>28895372
Do you go to a gym? Do you read books? Do you have hobbies? Are you currently trying to improve yourself? What is it about you that's so undesirable? If I had to guess it's probably the fact that you're pathetic and hopeless. Stop being such a little bitch and go get a woman
>>28895389
No it's on you. Stop scripting me to be a failure
>>28895389
Spoken like a true roastie. I'm not him but some people are too unstable to keep a job. It's not about >lol just man up and do it
>>28891662
These people make me sick. They flaunt their happiness like that. They'll never ever consider people like me. That's why I hate people happily in relationships. They'll never consider or even care that I exist. Fuck them. I hate them
>>28891570
>>28891636
>>28891662
>>28891779
>>28891808
>tfw all of these are considered plain feels by normies
>normies get this like it's nothing
That just made me feel really alien right now
Am I even human?
>>28895434
the fact that I'm ugly and born with inferior genetics is enough
You think looks don't matter you fucking retard? the only thing that matter is looks and whoever tells you otherwise is lying
Who gives a shit if I read books, play music or whatever, I'm still ugly and that's enough
>>28895389
I'm not OP, but I suffer from ASD, depression, anxiety and OCD at once. I'm still wondering what keeps me alive from this everyday torture. I can say I'm a special case.
>>28895439
>Can't get something because of discouragement from past failures
>Won't even try again
What else is he supposed to "script" you? You are a failure at socializing with women. You might be good for something else and we don't know it. But if you apply that same pattern of giving up to other parts of your life, then you're just a wreck.
>>28895483
It's from a movie you fucking imbecile
>>28891808
>wears cargo shorts
>has a gf that hot
somebody get me off this ride.
>>28891662
This is overhyped. I typically have slept in the same bed with blanket hoggers and here's how that goes:
>blanket gets pulled away in some random toss and turn at night
>wake up earlier than normal and totally cold
>steal the blanket
>it gets stolen away again and sleep is beyond redemption by this point
>>28893179
OMG is there a set or a video??
>I'm never going to kiss again
Why normies forced me to kiss a girl?
>>28895439
If you give up and don't try then you're a failure
>>28895446
What the fuck is your suggestion then? Just give up? Live your life unhappily? I'm not saying "just man up and do it". I understand this stuff is hard. I'm saying put in the effort because everyone has a shot. I don't want people thinking they don't have a shot at being with a woman or a shot at happiness.
>>28895491
Scripting means talking to me as though certain things are true that you don't know and then acting like those behaviors are inevitable forever. It puts the responsibility for my behavior on you. It's like you're writing a script for me and programming me to fail. Fuck you you cocksucker
>>28895389
It's a shame advice like this gets REEEEEEE'd out on this board. I used to think that I could never have a gf and then I actually risked something, got rejected and risked it again.
I think another big part of finding a gf is getting someone who fits you.
why the fuck can't I get a gf
I just want to cuddle....
>>28895389
You just remembered me about the worst feel
>You will never live up to your parents expectations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkRuHhhYAqg
>ywn be young a beautiful again
>>28895564
You mean, making assumptions and drawing conclusions? Lol, I hope you're not this fragile on a daily basis dude.
>>28895549
>I don't want people thinking they don't have a shot at being with a woman or a shot at happiness.
Most males with severe mental illness don't. My suggestion is to make euthanasia legal so we don't have to suffer.
>>28893972
That ass... You need to get some lotion, rub it in her crack, and massage the asshole until she loosens up, then you slooowly insert the pinky and work up to fingerfucking her pretty little asshole with one hand while you thump her G with the other
I remember my first kiss. We were 13 and we kissed porno style, lots of tongue action
>>28895578
he gets reeee'd because he's completely wrong
fukkin normies in thsi thread
>>28895609
>you were never beautiful to start with
>>28895486
Have you never seen an ugly person in a relationship? There's mutilated and disabled people in relationships. There's that one guy who literally has no arms or legs but has a hot wife. I went completely bald in high school, so what? Being ugly is definitely a challenge, but you're supposed to overcome challenges. Yeah reading books makes a difference.
No one is telling me otherwise, I fucking know myself you're wrong. I know ugly people in relationships. There's more to you than how your face looks. Have you ever been in a real relationship? I'm gonna guess you haven't which means you don't really know what's important in one. It's about the connection you feel, it's about supporting each other, it's about intimacy. None of that depends on looks.
>>28895609
>and beautiful*
fuck
>>28895631
my first kiss was fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB-Tu8ojCVw
I can't post the webm because of size
>28895591
Fuck your parents' expectations, live up to your own.
>>28895653
I just want to be someone who people can look up to
>>28895489
No you are not, you're a special retard at most.
I've worked with truly troubled people in mental wards who thought they were a cat, had claustrophobia AND agoraphobia, people who were incapable of communicating with other people at all unless under heavy medication, one teenager had the mental capacity of an infant but had to be restrained all the time because he hit or bit himself all the time, bit off his oen tongue and tried cutting off his own fingers at the age of 3. He gave himself a concussion, woke up and hit himself again once.
So please don't go on the internet with all your self diagnosed autism and depression.
>>28895653
How does this guy get this girl? See you're wrong. Ugly people do get to fuck hot people, you need to get out more
>>28895704
>self diagnosed
I diagnosed from a specialist
>>28895689
You can definitely be that person. Whatever it is about you that you think is a major flaw, you can overcome it. There are tons of people in my life that I look up to even though they have flaws that many poeple on this board would call irredeemable
>>28895523
That doesn't change what I'm saying. You think couples like that don't exist? Any couple in public that I've ever seen as a general rule never cares that with their kissing and hand holding their reminding me of my shitty life.
Nobody's important, but they're being inconsiderate
>>28895645
Outside this aspie hugbox called 4chan every person would disagree with you.
>>28895704
Would you say that these people are capable of finding a gf and true happiness?
>>28895547
truly one of the worst feels
hang in there
>>28895653
Everyone talks like only physical appearance is determined by genetics and everything else can be changed. . Do you think that our fucked up unlikable personalities could be genetic too? Or our anxiety? Maybe we are disfigured in the brain rather than by our appearance.
>>28895715
Wow cool that photo absolutely disproves every single relationship that involves an ugly person
>>28895196
>I've seen some of the ugliest/most messed up people find happiness
As have I. I would actually go one step farther and suggest it is is not merely "some" of the ugliest and messed up who find the sort of happiness you describe, but rather most of the ugliest and most damaged.
Make no mistake. I'm the last to suggest that sexual affection is some paradise reserved for the perfect or the beautiful. Although I'll be burned at the stake for heresy for suggesting it, the myth of hypergamy is largely a paranoid fantasy built upon a foundation of insecurity and resentment. Sex isn't some occult mystery; it's a part of the human experience that most people partake it. And in that respect, I agree with you. Even most "ugly" people are attractive in the most literal sense of the word; after all, they've attracted at least someone at some point.
However, bear in mind that I use the term "most". You used the term "some". In other words, we both acknowledge that there do exist men that no woman wants. They are small in number, to be sure. But rare though they may be, they exist nonetheless.
The sideshow wouldn't be compelling if freaks weren't rare. After all, if freaks were common, they wouldn't be freaks in the first place. The only reason we're fascinated and amused by Mother Nature's acts of cruelty is because, for the most part, she is amazingly kind.
>>28895740
I hope you're not asking him about people with severe mental and physical deformities as if you are so closely related to them. Their problems are clearly not your problems if you even have the capacity to wonder about love.
>>28895653
I feel like even if a girl fell into my lap for a relationship I would end up fucking it up with my insecurity and clinginess
I've done this before
>>28895750
No it proves that ugly people can have hot sex relationships. You are wrong. They're getting laid and you're not. Maybe drop the sarcasm and you might get laid finally. Just a hint kiddo
>tfw no touge gf
>>28895631
Was it with that repulsive hog??
>>28895791
Maybe you would fuck it up and maybe you wouldn't. The important thing is to not give up if you do fail. There is someone out there for you. Maybe it takes gaining some confidence to find her, but you can still do it. It's also important to remember that girls can be insecure and clingy too.
>>28895722
Millions are depressed and have anxiety, hundreds of thousands have OCD of varying degrees and autism is just a meme diagnosis right now.
And if you had all that shit how are you even surviving? How come your shrink didn't take you to the ward yet? All those things are convenient excuses. I was also diagnosed having severe depression, bipolar disorder, chronic anxiety and so on.
I still have a gf and try to suppress my inner sperg. Nobody is special, everyone has his inner demons to battle. Difference is, you gave them names and called it a day.
>>28895782
Oh, sure, none of them have ever been self aware? Mental illness isn't degenerating or anything...
>>28895822
No The girl was a slim brunette with round ass
>>28895830
It isn't really a confidence matter honestly
I just would be scared to lose her
>>28895782
They're not your problems either
>>28895842
>lol excuses r 4 losers
>i have depression and got a gf so so can you
Varying degrees of fuck off Chad with mental illness.
>>28895875
It might still be a confidence thing then. Why would you be so scared to lose her? Are you scared she would want other guys?
>>28895932
No I would be scared of going back to the scratch and having to put myself out there
>>28895740
I would say that a gf does not always equal true happiness, that true happiness can never be achieved or is desirable at all.
What you guys seem to think is that a gf will solve all your problems, the ultimate solution to everything.
There is no "true" happiness, no everlasting joy.
There shouldn't be. This would make evolution or change obsolete, no learning, no achievement.
>>28895945
Haha then I don't think you've experienced a relationship with someone you truly love. Once you do, you will know true happiness.
>>28895945
You are assuming that we think having a gf would magically solve anything besides loneliness, and also assuming that true happiness means eternal happiness, two completely different things.
>>28895923
>having a gf is the same as being Chad
What a sound logic.
>>28895945
>he thinks there's no such thing as true happiness
You've got a lot of growing up to do
>>28895983
>if I can do it you can too
About as sound as that logic
>>28895945
I think the absolute happiest you could get would be to look back and don't regret a single thing you've done
>>28895971
Don't kid yourself. You can't distinguish true love from untrue love as both are entirely subjective and are way too complex to fully understand.
A-anyone want to cuddle rp?
>>28895944
Alright well good luck man, I really hope it works out for you, I know that if you don't give up and always strive to improve yourself then it will
>>28895984
Holy shit that girls arm is hairy as fuck
>>28896018
You do know the difference between possibility and probability?
I never said you will, but you can and others with roughly the same setup as you already have/had a gf.
>>28895861
Nice
But then why post the liberal pig?
>>28896040
Why would I kill myself? You're fucked up
>>28896025
>happiness in hindsight
Oh wow it's fucking nothing.
How would that be happiness if it's already over? How would that benefit me?
>>28896152
You may be suicidal as I wrote "kid" not "kill".
>>28895389
If people like you could stop coming back to r9k that would be great. It's apparently really hard for your type to hnderstand that we gave up any will to change years ago after feeling worthles for so long.
>>28896151
Don't have a a pic. Looked similar to this though
>>28896183
I wawant to pet one of these some day
>>28896183
Maybe you could stop breathing that would benefit way more people.
>>28896183
yeah thats the thing buddy, you shouldn't give up on change and you shouldn't feel worthless. You can always still find happiness
>>28891808
Makes it worse sometimes. Like I don't deserve tje companionship
>>28896170
No you meant to write kill. You're just like the rest of them. Who? Them. Who? Them. Fuck you
>>28895729
>WAHH I'M A LOSER SO EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO BE A LOSER WAHH
fuckin embarassing
>>28896249
I changed my mind. Do kill yourself.
>will never be a qt pornstar hanging with my fellow escorts in japan
>>28896277
They're showing off. How would they like it if I showed off my cum? Or my anus?
>>28896203
That's actually pretty possible if you live in the North East of America. They're all over the place. Just leave out bird seed, they're one of the animals it will attract.
>>28895675
Holy fucking shit this video
>>28896302
even prostitute look like that in japan
now i see why the decline in birth rates
why cant all look like nordic woman?
>>28894032
Your post deserves a (you) even if most plebs cant understand your feels. At least I understand your feels.
>>28896277
do you not think public displays of affection are pretty inconsiderate to all the lonely sexually frustrated autistic nu-males who are chronically depressed
lol prostitution isn't even legal in america so much for
>muh freedom
lmao you can't even BUY a roastie
>>28896047
*pat*
Original post for you
>>28895715
why is she making that facial expression
why is her right arm behind her back instead of around his waist
>>28896869
He broke her arm
>>28891570
I assume this is pegging?
>>28892592
>ywn be prime twink boipussy to be passed around by gargantuan niggers and have your asshole cratered again and again until you're sloshing with their powerful cumseed
Why are carbon monoxide canisters so fucking hard to find?
>>28897090
Wish I would've known about black cock and butt sex during middle school
>>28894032
Man I didn't think another anon would feel this feel here.
Exploring the universe to me is like bathing in Gods light and his warmth. The feeling is illuminating to the soul.
Then I remember I'm a pathetic human and will be stuck in this prison that is earth.
>went to a movie tonight
>sat next to a girl
>she smelled nice
>spent the entire movie thinking about how she smelled nice
>tfw no gf, etc
>>28894927
Sports feels are truly the worst. I'd remain a virgin for 10 lifetimes if I meant I could be a good bench player for a championship team.
a good professional life
having this my anal cavity
>walking with a qt girlfriend
So I'm 19. Used to have a pretty good life style, not fit but i would rate myself 8 at that time. Well, I had a girlfriend, I had tons of girls who wanted something with me and the thing is, one bad landing, one bad move and I fucked up my leg. 1 year without contact, fat, anxious, depressed and even though I have kind of a social life now, I don't know how to speak to a girl. I can't have a conversation, I'm not even bad looking I guess but I haven't talk to someone on social media since 6 months maybe more, only guy friends on a group chat but god damn they ignore me, I wish nobody would go through what I went.
There's still hope, robots. Do online dating, talk to people, I can't but I bet you do.
>>28897445
what's the worst that could happen
i doubt anything there would bother crawling further into your colon, or eating at any soft tissue
maybe it's okay to put bugs in your butt? can any doctors confirm?
I'm so tired of my crippling loneliness. Someone please kill me.
Hold me robots
being best friends and ride on pic related
>>28897459
>walking with a qt boyfriend
First time anyone kissed me was on a dare. I'm just kept telling myself that was nothing romantic will happen to me and that does eventually dull any sort of pain.
>>28897459
She looks like the type of girl to cuck you
>>28897596
Fuck off fallen Chad. No one gives a shit about your sob story.
Hope you break your other leg.
>>28891779
This one hurts the most
I just want to lose myself in a woman's soft embrace
>>28892592
not even gay but that gets me diamonds
How old is everyone here? Maybe its because im 26 so i don't about these things anymore. It doesnt even bother me that much anymore. Sure it looks nice but I can't mope around about not having a gf to cuddle with me if I don't actually do anything about it; it's not like one will just matically appear.
Maybe its just a byproduct of quarter-life crisis. You'll grow out of it
>>28894512
>>28894915
being with an ugly girl really isn't much better than being alone.
>>28897459
>tfw no bf to cop a feel of my tits in public
>>28894332
Interesting thesis. Is there any evidence though?
>>28897459
wtf that dude is short and scrawny and pretty average face how did he land this thick fucking chunk of sex?
/r9k/ told me she'd only want Chds wtf wtf
>You will never feel a one piece swimsuit ride up into your plump vagina
I will forever be a wage slave to an unfulfilling and stressful job. I'm not smart or social enough to make it big.
>>28898195
>being with an ugly girl really isn't much better than being alone.
>implying how ugly you are matters if you're cuddling in the dark
>>28898589
you can't make it that big unless you are a drug dealer.
>>28895536
has nothing to do with anything u said. it's the fact that you are sleeping with a qt.
>>28891570
Slept in between 2 grill conscript's in this thing, not comfy. Designed for 8-10pax, we were 18pax.
>>28891570
I've experienced this once, and for some reason I felt this horrible shitty feeling.
>>28895631
i really, really wanna fuck girls like this.
>tfw manlet
girls never want to be bigger than their man, so when they are fat they have to go for tall chads
>>28898674
ei kantsis kayttaa leguaanitermeja
>>28898605
having experienced it, i can tell you it does. to be honest, i think i prefer being single to being with an ugly girl. it is absolutely heartbreaking to have to lie to her and tell her you love her and stuff when deep down you know it is impossible to love an ugly girl.
>>28892639
Mahalo motherfucker.humuhumunukunukuapua'a,
HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A
>>28894303
HAHAHA
GET FUCKED CHAD
>>28898636
Yea and to become a rich drug dealer you need smarts. Otherwise you will just become another slavecuck to the cartel.
>>28891585
y-you too have those? I thought I was the only one. My face, but, chest everything is free but my back.
>tfw you'll never hurt your back lifting your beloved chubby to sit up because she's too heavy
>>28899538
ursula
On the other hand, you will never have do deal with these things.
>tfw gf leaves food out of the fridge
>tfw gf can't put down her phone
>tfw gf leaves all lamps in the house on when going out
>tfw gf naps at doing mundane things together all the time
>tfw can't make spontaneous plans because u have plans with gf to do mundane things instead
>tfw gf snores right next to you with bad breath
>tfw can't do whatever you want because there is someone else in the room
>good luck fapping to your degenerate porn
It is a blessing and a curse at the same time. Unless you desire children, I suggest prostitutes.
>>28899538
>her leg and ass fat doesn't even move when she sits up
>>28894032
I know that fucking feel, my brother. There are others of us out there. That makes me feel a little bit better.
Hurts senpai 2bqhwy
>textless posts are not allowed desu and it's not original
>>28895944
If my significant other thought that then I'd want to kill myself. Absolutely reoulsive.
Maybe yiu should just get a fuckdoll.
>>28895649
need to upgrade my pc for this game
>tfw no money
>>28895434
You can't help him or anyone like him.
You've never been where he has.
If it's impossible for you to imagine his position, imagine how impossible it is for you to help him.
Triggers me so much
>>28900503
>tfw bad back couldn't even pickup a qt if I had one
>>28895484
None of us
We're societys cockroaches
>>28893826
under-rated fampai
>>28898493
Don't believe the memes buddy, r9k doesn't know shit about women.
>>28898493
He has a spotless face, good hairline, pronounced jaw and chin.
>>28893826
This one does hurt the most
>you will never gas some kikes
Worst feel desu
>>28898122
Yeah you are.
blohx
>>28895746
>I wasn't born with a predisposition to a desirable personality and into the right environment for it to manifest, I worked SOO hard for it.
>>28891570
that shit in your pic gets uncomfortable and sweaty real quick, you faggots don't know what the fuck you're wishing upon
>>28895984
>he doesn't know what the hedonistic treadmill is...
>>28891989
this is beautiful
originale
>>28891989
then they get divorced she takes the child and the guy kills himself
10/10
This is me experiencing what I will never experience.
>>28891570
>We
Speak for yourself virgin I had this literally this morning
>you will never witness the extinction of mankind
>>28901943
>>>/soc/ norman
>>28895434
But what if we do go to the gym, read books, have a variety of hobbies and work to improve ourselves and still find ourselves alone?
What then? Obviously the fault doesn't lie within the women, it's in the individual but if that person has tried seeking relationships and has failed there's no positive reinforcement to motivate him to keep trying.
At least with the gym there's constant progression of weight lifted or weight lost and same goes with hobbies where you can see where you are improving but with when you get rejected, there's no feedback on how you were doing. All you know is that you fucked up somewhere along the line and it's time to start over from square 1 again on someone different who will be just as hard or harder.
Fuck, I just want to be held and told everything will be ok ;_;
>>28902145
You know what we all have to do
>>28902214
Nah offing myself isn't an option for me.
As lonely as this existance is I still find joy in indulging in my hobbies.
Nothing beats fishing on a great day, alone or with friends.
>>28892696
I crei every single fucking time man FMSU
>>28902297
>tfw I lose interest early in every hobby I start
>literally dozens of unfinished projects and failed efforts
>my only hobby is browsing imageboards and walking around outside
I wish I was good at something, maybe that would validate my existence somewhat.
>>28891570
I hate when people touch my back. I would probably just murder that bitch.
>>28902495
Learn a language, read a book on a topic of interest, listen to yale lectures on youtube, there's lots to do online, buddy, you're gonna make it
>>28897459
source? wheres that from
>>28902495
I found that you don't need to be good at it to derive enjoyment from it. You do need to enjoy the act of doing it then slowly your skills will develop.
Take fishing for example, I've moved on from using bait to lures. I have no clue if I'm doing the retrieval for the lures correctly but I enjoy the fact that I'm at a nice place fishing. The act of casting and retrieving is calming and enjoyable to me so I keep doing it and eventually I'll achieve some level of competency.
Just keep looking for that one hobby that you really enjoy regardless of whether or not you're good at it and it will suppress the crushing loneliness of being a failed human beingbriefly
>>28899574
i used to feel some weird things about ursula
>>28901944
you must be the extinction anon
My problem isn't being unlovable, as some girls in the past have fallen for me, the problems is that i feel so lonely but don't get any romantic feelings towards anyone i ever get to meet
Technological impossible right now and probably forever.
Song to cheer you all up feelfags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
>>28891808
is that filthy frank with his shirt cleaned?
>>28903299
I love this band but I was let down when I realised the vocals were male, I was fantasising about sexing those vocals and then it turns out to be a guy
>>28895536
Why not use two blankets? O_o
>>28893947
Wrong, nobody "deserves" love. What a stupid idea. You want to be loved? Go make yourself fucking lovable.
just end it already famalam
>>28892592
Is the ass even constructed to take that kind of punishment long term?
Face it, it's because we're UGLY AS FUCK
Thats it, blame your parents for that
>>28903979
this picture suggests that isn't what r9k is all about, due to the comments. but nah it actually is and the comments would be recommendations and other people telling their fantasies and desires. That isn't a picture representing r9k.
>>28904083
>Lonely anon wants help
>gets belittled by FUCKING NORMIES
This is /r9k/ now anon, I'm so sorry.
>>28904207
but... we were so beautiful
I got a girl to cuddle and fuck regularly for the first time in my life. its been 2 weeks I'm 22 she is 6/10 with big boobs.
>tfw I now hate her for no reason
>tfw I want to dump her
>tfw It'll probably break her.
We were born without the ability to love ourselves. Trying to bring another person into it, makes it 10x worse.
I now
>>28903979
oh look it's Malin
>>28895531
When you're attractive you can wear whatever the fuck you want, all the autism rules are for ugly/average people.
>>28894332
/this
I don't even want to go fuck my gf tonight I'd rather play hearthstone. The first year of runescape was the best feelin>>28894332
g of my life so far and now I'll never have it back. Can't stand that shit tier game anymore and it's one of the saddest things. Don't worry guys even those of us with everything want more and everything gets boring after a few times.
>>28894713
was it dysphoria senpai ?
>>28894295
yeah this, im open to love just not to dick
>>28895631
feels thread bro no fats please
>>28901922
Maybe his gf took this picture while she was coming back from the bathroom ?
R-right guys?
>>28898333
If course not, he's another autistic robot making shit up to feel better.
>>28898333
look up dopamine.
>>28898517
fuck fat bitches
>tfw you will never be a shota sex slave to a warlord
sucks desu
a random girl kissed me on the cheek yesterday, after she cut in line in front of me
later that night went to grab some doner kebab and another girl gave me a bottle deposit coin from a club nearby, asked me what I'm going to order, screamed through the place when nobody came to the counter to grab the prepared food someone ordered, brushed against my arm a bit
>tfw lonely on this sunday
>>28904756
It's basic biology, tho. Same reason we constantly have to increase to dosage when doing drugs.
>>28899538
thats not evenr eal
>>28904816
>ywn be a greek Senator's catamite boy toy
just pass me the hose senpai
>>28904827
why didn't you grab that girl and take her back to your lair to fuck her?
>>28897386
>>28894927
WHAT'S THE POINT IN LIVING IF YOU NEVER GO PRO
>>28904887
>ywn be a local Arab youth with whom a British traveller falls in love with and takes back to his country
What's the point m8
>>28904931
a mixture of drunk/tired/stupid
>>28893635
you should be embarrassed that you wrote this fampai
>>28904827
>after she cut in line in front of me
C U C K
U
C
K
>>28891570
>>28891636
>>28891662
>>28891779
>>28891808
I'm litterally crying right now, fuck you op.
This was not the right time to open /r9k/
Nonetheless, I feel compelled to keep crying and not leaving this thread.
I can observe the satisfaction and surreptitious pleasure I get from feeling sad and ultimately crying a few tears.
tfw I am addicted to the feeling of sadness
tfw this happens in public and you can barely hold back the tears
I just want a gun...
>tfw you dont deserve such cutie
>>28904955
Dahoum died of typhus after Lawrence abandoned him pham
>>28894332
It doesn't matter that grass will fade to yellow.
What I yearn for are just the first times. The sacred time frame in which you are the happiest man alive and cuddles and hugs with gf are heaven on earth.
Dismissing something just because at some point in the future it will normalize is just an elaborate way of being the fox and the grapes
>>28905206
see some of the posts here.
unless you fix your self-loathing.
it seriously gets worse if you add another person to the mix.
>>28891570
dear robots
replace 'gf' with 'God' and you're onto something
>>28905430
I don't see how.
I don't think that getting a gf will fix any problem, not at all.
I think that having 'normies' problems is way better than being a 25 year old virgin who cries over webms of people cuddling each other.
I wouldn't even mind if I lose said gf after getting it, or if I get cucked. It's still better than having absolutely nothing
>tfw you will never take your qt wife and qt children on holidays
>>28905429
It's not about dismissing it, but taking some comfort in that this one particular method of creating dopamine and happiness -this drug- is still available to you to its fullest effect.
>>28905941
Sorry, I misunderstood.
>>28905842
I don't mind I like traveling alone
traveling with kids must be awful but I certainly wouldn't mind bringing a girl...
>>28893635
Nice blog post lonelyfag
>>28893824
But they're cartoons and therefore not real and therefore don't matter
>>28891989
What movie is this from? Who is she?
>>28891570
I will never get to experience being the best at anything. I will never be Dagumi.
>>28906032
Well, it's a nice thing to have a beautiful and lovely wife and children but it's a feel I will never experience.
ATTENTION, I HAVE COME TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, ROBOTS.
IF YOU WANT A GF SO BAD, HOW ABOUT LOWERING YOUR STANDARDS. IF YOU'RE A 4-6 WITH NO JOB, YOU'LL BE UNDESIRABLE TO THE 8+S YOU'RE AFTER. MAYBE GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE THAT OKAY LOOKING INSECURE CHICK A CHANCE. YOU CANNOT GO WRONG.
END TRANSMISSION
>>28895686
Back2reddit
Or take your (You) you senseless fuck
>>28906204
Usually it's not easy to find ugly chicks out, even when you lower your standards, they don't go to clubs,pubs,bars,concerts, they are just like us, at home.
Even if you find, she wouldn't be attracted to you either, they're chasing down handsome and sexy man so called chads.At last ugly chicks have mental issues and whatever, just like us, so it's really painful for both sides.
>>28906204
how do you even meet girls in general
what do you say? I only have male friends.
>>28906204
ATTENTION, I HAVE COME TO TEACH YOU NORMIE.
EVEN UGLY GIRLS WANT CHAD. THE BEST A ROBOT CAN HOPE FOR WITH "LOWERING HIS STANDARDS" IS A 2/10 WITH DOWNS AND THE RELATIONSHIP WON'T WORK THEN.
>>>/FACEBOOK/
>>28904738
I have been that guy beforethere is no hope
>>28906204
Okay. I'm not going to act like I'm some alpha stud or whatever, but here's some advice from a guy who's been with a number of women, now happily married. This is tailored to insecure men with little to no experience. I used to be like that in high school, but changed.
Do not stare at whatever woman you're trying to talk to, if you can catch her looking in your direction, make eye contact and flash a SUBTLE friendly smile. Do not give her 'the eyes' or look too long, just go back to whatever you were doing.
Small talk is a great ice breaker. I'm not saying go up and start talking about boring shit like the weather or whatever pseudo intellectual thing you think might make her pine for you.
Example: you're at a club or whatever and you see some qt browsing a drink menu at the bar. Whatever you're drinking, if you enjoyed it, recommend it to her, if she reacts positively, LEAVE IT AT THAT AND COME BACK LATER. If she's not into you it will be apparent. If she is then she'll talk with her friends about the guy that just talked to her and it will build hype for you.
If you see a girl in a group youd like to chat with, do NOT ignore her friends. You buy her a drink AND her friend. In fact, flirting with the friend a little more than her will go a looooong way.
Try to dress yourself in a manner where you both look nice, but feel comfortable. A decent button down coupled with neat grooming can bump your attractiveness.
If you're with friends, which you should be (at least your one best pal), aaaaaalways look happy and laugh frequently. Not loudly or excessively, just enough to make yourself approachable, or interesting enough to follow up that conversation you started at the bar.
Honestly, there's hope for you all. You'll get shot down, it'll happen. I'm attractive and it's happened to me probably more times than most of you have attempted a pick up.
I can continue if you don't think I'm a normie piece of shit.
>>28893670
sauce? orginalposts
>>28906554
>I used to be like that in high school
fuck you fan
>>28901922
>>28904738
>>28906501
Why do couples set up make out parties and invite a single guy in the first place? That's just cruel, it reminds me of prom nightwhen me and my girlfriend slept at this guy's house and we had sex in front of him because we thought he was asleep
>>28906335
Serious question how do you even make friends. it's impossible to meet anyone after high school really
>>28906554
i think you're a normie piece of shit desu.
>>28906554
>If you're with friends, which you should be (at least your one best pal)
What if I don't have friends?
>>28906621
There's meetup websites and apps where you can find people with similar interests. Worth a shot.
>>28906609
>>28906628
>>28906641
Don't worry, he's memeing
>>28904357
There's no point getting annoyed at you anon, but I think you should seriously consider sticking it out.
You'll just end up coming on here complaining about no gf.
You should try to cherish what you have, and if you really can't deal with it, and only as the last resort end it.
Remember there are a lot of people on here desperate to have what you've got.
>>28891570
>>28891636
>>28891662
I look at this stuff and I don't feel anything, what's the fucking deal here
>>28891570
JUST
FUCKING
KILL
ME
ALREADY
WHY
LIVE
TO
BE
HONEST
>>28906204
LOOK AT ME I WRITE IN ALL CAPS
LMAO
>>28905585
> No true scottsman fallacy
>>28892696
>le opening scene from up.. I cry le manly tears every time. Who's cutting onions amirite lel
I fucking hate that Reddit tier saccharine crap movie.
>>28906657
I do meet ups literally every week. Play soccer with Normies and the minute the game is over I try talking to them and just sperg out and awkwardly leave alone. Been doing this for years and not one friend. I got no idea what to say. Like is it weird to ask to hang out outside of the game or ask for a ransom phone number of a dude I think seems nice without seeming like I'm trying to pick him up?
>>28905341
It annoys me how attractive she is. She's way better looking than 99% of the waifus posted on.
>>28891808
This feels better naked, with your penis inside her...
just sayin.
These are all good feels and I hope you all get to experience them someday
>>28906554
>but here's some advice from a guy who's been with a number of women
>"just approach them and bee yourself"
Oh you're a normie shit alright, no doubt about that.
>>28906866
We'll let's start with this. I know what sperging out is, but what is your version of this? What is the thing you do/say to turn these people off?
>>28905585
True robots are exactly that, this board is made up of failed extroverts that will revert to normiehood whenever given the chance
>>28906888
Just trying to hell bud
Also checked
>>28906204
I'm 6'3, with a job, car, going to college with a nearly perfect gpa, hit the gym every day. I fall for 5s and 6s all the time, decent faces but no ass no tits. Should I just lower my standards for 2 - 3s, maybe I should start hanging around autistic schools for a gf?
>>28906094
Movie: Her
Actress: Rooney Mara
>>28906926
Why are you proud of being a robot? I want to be a normie, I don't want be a fucking autist forever.
>>28906621
I always made friends through school and university.
>>28906939
Nothing wrong with helping, but do you really think someone's going to read your post and think to themselves "oh so approaching women is what I need to do, how couldn't I have thought about that earlier!".
>>28907042
One of the best movies ever made
>>28906892
Don't even know. If I knew I'd change it. Since its sports I try talking about soccer. Usually it's just awkward small talk then silence and I'm always the one who initiates the conversation. It's like they can just sense how awkward I am and want to end the conversation as soon as possible. What do you do when talking to Normies?
>>28907103
lmao are you serious?the guy gets cucked by his fucking pc
>>28907071
I don't know what people will think when they read it. I'm just sharing the couple things I learned to do that had a profound impact on my courting game. Couple things I left out actually.
Let her do most of the talking. Women love to talk about themselves, and this will give you clues on which conversation topics will be winners.
Be a goofball. This kind of goes hand in hand with the ice breaker. If you think of something harmless and funny to say, say it. For example, I used to work at the beach, when girls would come up to the window of the place I worked to order food, if they were wearing sunglasses, I'd say 'wow, you have such beautiful eyes'. It's not creepy, it's funny after they register it, and you might get a phone number for it.
>>28906554
After giving the friendly smile, should I remove eye contact straight away or wait her to remove it first?
Removing eye contact yourself as first may be a sign of being a beta
>>28907208
>'wow, you have such beautiful eyes'
>It's not creepy
its just like those tinder threads where it doesnt matter what you say or how cheesy your shit is because they think you look cute
>>28900503
This is one of the saddest gifs I've ever seen.
>>28894209
Anon are you actually crying? You should know there are only two places that it's okay to cry
>>28907783
Is one of them baseball?
>>28898175
I am in 30s. I have accepted being alone and don't really think about not being alone. Not that I thought about it much before. I kind of expected to "grow up" and meet someone eventually. I just thought it happened for people. It never did for me. Can't change it. Don't really care.
>>28891791
What episode is this from?
>>28898175
I'm almost 25 and I honestly don't believe I'll reach a point in which I will not care anymore. I will think at all the time I wasted, at other people who happily cuddle (and then penetrate) their girlfriends, and envy and regret will eat me.
For these reason, I decided that I will kill myself if I don't get a girlfriend or a sexual encounter (not paid) in a year from now. (less than a year since the decision was made 10 days ago.)
>>28907069
And when that's over? 29 here. unemployed so it isn't gonna be work. back when I was working I never had a coworker that I had anything in common with anyway, everyone was always married with kids.
>>28908221
Lately I started an outdoor activity and made a few friends that way.
>>28907116
Stop labeling yourself to start. You're just like them, only anxious. You just have to try throwing vague interests of yours at them. Play vidya? Bet you do. Why not bring that up? 9/10 dudes from 18-30 play some form of game.
>>28907312
How you look DOES matter. But it's not all that matters. I have fat average friends who land girls because of CHARISMA.
>>28898175
When I was a full blown loser at 23-24, I didn't give a shit. Like, yes, this is my life. I just hope I can get some shitty job to make ends meet. Then I got a good job, I started a career, I became somewhat of a workaholic, and most importantly I started interacting with shitload of people my age, many young women included. And then I felt cheated. Because I'm amongst winners, I'm interacting with intelligent, developed people and yet I'm the only one isolated like this. Before I deserved it but now? I can't really allow myself to be screwed like this.
>>28908361
>looks
>charisma
>money
three strikes and you're out
>>28908080
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Simpson
>>28902145
But you're not supposed to do those things for them, you're supposed to do them for you. At the very least you'll be better off than when you started.
>>28908128
>For these reason, I decided that I will kill myself if I don't get a girlfriend or a sexual encounter (not paid) in a year from now. (less than a year since the decision was made 10 days ago.)
It's strange, but I felt a bizarre bit of nostalgia reading this. I remember making the same sort of vows at your age, thinking I could hold a gun to God's head in exchange for making me one of those men that women actually desire. In my defense, it wasn't really asking much. I wasn't asking for great riches, I wasn't ask to rule the world. I was merely asking for what most men take for granted.
And yet God didn't answer. I suppose neither He nor his consort, Nature Herself, respond particularly well when threatened, especially when the one who makes the threat is one of their abortions.
And so time passed, year followed year and although my desperation and sadness grew, I found myself unable to pull the trigger or commend myself the the rope. The same instincts that made my late virginity so unpleasant were the same that made the idea of suicide impossible. The need to live as human beings do kept me alive, regardless of how deeply I resented it.
And so you grow older and sicker as time passes. You become a wizard, become initiated, acquaint yourself with the demons that keep watch with those that Nature hates. You reach out and clasp hands with Satan, not because he wants you, but because you belong to him by default.
You numb yourself with drugs and liquor. And the years keep passing. You watch your friends grow older, you watch their children grow older. You no longer pray to be like other men are, because you eventually realize that not even God can do the impossible. You just ask for it to stop.
Of course, it never does. God doesn't listen to the prayers of devils, even if those prayers are for nothing more than oblivion.
>>28908432
>makes no sense
>do not need all 3
>one wouldn't hurt
>>28908907
you need at least one or you have no chance at all, is the point
>>28908773
Fug so I've just always been a demon
Satan let me go
>>28908631
>it doesn't matter if you do all the correct things, it only counts if you do them for the correct reasons too
>if you don't have the correct personality that takes joy in self-improvement for self-improvement's sake, is naturally and not artificially social and extroverted, and doesn't even really think he needs the companionship, then nothing you can ever do will make you acceptable, because even if you do the things that are expected of you, you're doing them for the wrong motivations
>>28908773
that was a bretty good read brobot.
ow man ow
it really hurts to breath now
>>28898493
nope, he is not short
>>28896047
Kill yourself by hanging.
>>28908773
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
originalo
>19yo 6/10 lanket KV
>neet, in and out shitty employement
>sperglord, can't converse without drinking or drugs
>can't make eyecontact either
>sperglord friend has to go abroad for a year
>do long visit because no life
>lack of local language hides my shitty social skills
>drinks fix my lack of eye contact and confidence
>go some places, drink, notice girls
>I'm not from here so I might as well try and talk
>fucking anxious, drink more
>manage to exchange a few words
>I ask her number she says yes, wtf must be the gringo status
>Next times I meet her I drink before
>Anxiety starts to fade away each time
>She takes the KV away
>Return to my country, feel motivated
>start a simple education
>start lifting
>2016
>been together 4 years
>gained 20lbs of muscle
>doing a bachalor
>sperglord + anxiety is 75% away
I'm sorry I let you guys down, I was tired of being comfy
>>28908279
What's the outdoor activity?
This whole graphic novel Soppy is filled with different scenarios you get when you're in a relationship with someone. They all seem mundane or unimportant to you at the time. But looking back you can see how special they were.
If you wanna feel some feels you should read it
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>>28891808
>tfw so dead inside i don't feel anything seeing these
>>28909478
We're all dead here.
So many of you are going about this wrong.
It's not a matter of how many times you're rejected or not finding anyone. Opportunities WILL present themselves so long as you are out there, available. Yes, even to the ugliest of us. What this is about is you have to prepare yourself so you don't pass up on the opportunity or scare them away right off the bat. Sure, you're all insecure and inexperienced, but you can't let that be all you are.
"just b urself" is indeed terrible advice. You should strive to become better. Learn new things, get out of your comfort zone. Don't aim for a relationship or sex as the primary thing in your life. You miss it, sure, but so long as you don't let it be the focus and just keep yourself busy with other stuff, you'll have something else to talk to the person when they come around other than "I'm depressed and a loser, fix me please".
If you let your flaws define you, you will be uninteresting to anyone who doesn't have a nurse complex.
>I will never get to experience his love
>>28903979
so.. are there any videos of that?
>>28895675
Hooray time to drink.
>>28909038
This advice is for people who cry and get sad from looking at webms of people being intimate, it's for people who want more than to be alone their whole lives.
If you feel like you don't need companionship and you're completely satisfied with your current life, then by all means ignore the advice, it's not for you.
All the feels from this thread are killing me guys.
>>28909478
is it really being dead inside? i just see the illusion now.
>>28909956
I crave intimacy because I'm completely alone.
I had some friends in college, but they went off and got married or moved across the country for their jobs. I just want to feel wanted as a human being, not as an asset.
This is why it hurts.
>>28891662
there is something so beautiful about this
>>28897459
>Dodging the kiss like that
Kind of a bitch and she does give off a cucky vibe
>>28897459
That tight shirt.
It's beautiful.
>>28891808
NOT THIS FUCKING PIC
AHH FUCK YOU I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE ONE FUCKING PICTURE I WOULD NEVER SEE AGAIN
>>28911232
Sorry anon, I just wanted some feels.
>>28911278
Me too but that picture makes me RAGE.Reminds me of one girl that played with my feelings. And the guy looks just like her bf who was heavily involved.
>>28909433
That seems Interesting.
>>28911317
I've had girls like that play with me my whole life. Still a KHV.
I wanna offer some non-drunk but depressed normie advice like everyone else
Don't be yourself. That's a crock of shit
Socialising is like a muscle. If you're in uni, join some societies. If not, take some workshops like drama, cooking or writing
Do something to be in a moderately social situation
Then all you have to do is nod and smile and listen
All you have to do
It's mind-numbingly boring and you'll hate it, people spout such uninteresting shit, especially girls. But if you want to socialise, that's what you have to deal with
Honestly, you know the truth. You're only alone because you choose to be so. Someone probably hurt you in the past or you were bullied in school or whatever and now people scare you
But it's not society's fault that you refuse to make an effort
If you want to wallow in self-pity, no one's gonna stop you
But for the few people here that genuinely want change, that actually friends or a gf or whatever, this is how you achieve it. It's not easy. You can't just send an email. You have to go out into the real world. And it's nowhere near as fun as tv makes it look
I'll take your rees now
>>28909673
>Opportunities WILL present themselves so long as you are out there, available. Yes, even to the ugliest of us.
>even to the ugliest
Anon, the first rule of b8 school is to at least try to dress up your lies and not just blatantly state them. What's wrong with you?
>>28912010
Everyone finds someone interested in them, eventually.
I happened to find an image for this thread while I was looking for another image for another thread
>I will never fug a 10/10, or a 8/10 or 9/10
>I will never walk on the moon
>I will never live to see a non shitty superman movie
>will never make my own superman movie
>will never be any kind of celebrity with thousands of people asking my opinions and talking to me
>Will never fug a girl with e cup tits or above
>will not live to see butler robots become mainstream
>will never be a rich philanthropist who can back all kinds of crazy projects like making a live action bible black movie lol
>will never get to punch fuckerburg for ruining the internet
>>28912055
There's generally a few 50+ robots who can set you straight on this, for the vast majority it's probably true, but people fall through the cracks
>>28911842
What if I do all this, yet I'm just a burden to everyone around me? I try to socialize, people just walk away from me. Because of this, I just sit in the corner and listen. Nobody cares to listen anyway.
at least most of you have friends, I don't even have that.
>>28912993
Then you keep trying and keep making yourself a better person. I absolutely guarantee that you will find a girl for yourself if you do.
>>28907783
In the bathroom, and in daddy's arms.
>>28912739
>There's generally a few 50+ robots who can set you straight on this
Very unlikely. More inclined to believe they just weren't paying attention to their surroundings (as in, too focused on Stacy/Chad to see people were interested in them for friendship or romance) or just straight up alienated people with anti-social behavior.
>>28891808
Honestly I've had a gf before and holding her tight like this and smelling her neck/hair actually felt better than sex
>>28895591
Why are there Turkish flags in his goggles?
>>28913109
So it's more likely to you that nobody ever has gone through life without having any actionable romantic interest shown in them?
>>28912993
this is why you're in clubs/workshops
you have something to focus on
don't focus on socialising
but someone says hey, you say hi back and smile and introduce yourself
don't try and make it an entire conversation. keep it brief and just answer their questions until you're more comfortable
>>28908773
i guess its just like escortbro told us then
>>28913052
I lift, I have a good job where I make a good amount of money, I have my own place, I force myself to interact, still nothing. Attractiveness goes a long way. Oh before you say "Get a better haircut, ditch your glasses, wear expensive clothing etc." I spend 50 on a haircut once a month, I wear nothing but Lacoste or Burberry, and I wear contacts. So what's my deal? Oh wait, my face is fucking awful.
>>28913323
Been out of college for five years.
>>28898493
He has a great face, great hair, a decent body and literally just cupped his girlfriend's tits in public, so I'm guessing no confidence issues. Besides, the chick is pretty ugly.
>>28897789
>the fork wouldn't even fit
>>28898636
Or a successful entrepreneur, salesman, Wall Street trader...
>>28900503
I've actually done that with classmates a few times. Did not lead to sex, sadly.
>>28895483
So we are supposed to give up our happiness for a selfish little shit like you? Grow the fuck up and learn how to talk to girls yourself cunt
>someone will eventually show interest in you even if you never realize it
What does interest even look like from a girl? I have no idea.
>>28913264
Yes, simply because everyone is horny all the time.
>The comraderie of the Macedonian phalanx marching across Persia
>>28913109
These lies aren't even sweet and comforting.
>tfw no qt trap will ever dominate me like a cumsleeve
i was about to start feeling bad cos i haven't done the horizontal hokie pokie in a month
then i remembered a qt is coming by my apartment tonight
still feels bad tho. i dont think i really like her that much.
>>28912248
>3 out of 9 are about remaking shitty genre fiction
spotted the problem m7
>>28913863
>a non-sedated girl comes to your house by her own will
Fuck off normie RRREEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw have a wonderful dream
>meet this qt in a jewelry store
>we hit it off
>it felt like this dream lasted hours
>nothing sexual, we wandered around shopping district
>stereotypical scene where two lovers are relaxing in a field of wheat
>wake up
>feel amazing because I can picture her clearly and it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside
>as the day progresses the memory of her gets foggier
>when I go to bed all I can remember is the color of her hair and softness of her hand
>this keeps happening once every month
It's actually kind of nice. They happen with such regularity every month that it's like going on a date. Sort of.
>>28913774
Why do they have such muscular calves...?
>>28914279
What would you do if you saw a girl that looked like her in real life?
What if she smiled at you?
>>28914343
Ignore her, go home and resume shitposting of course. I've neither the courage or aptitude to do anything about these feels.
>>28894032
I recently saw the short film "wanderers" or something like that and it made me feel like nothing else ever could. Knowing I will never be able to explore space kills me like nothing else ever could. Please just stop that feel.
>>28904357
>We were born without the ability to love ourselves. Trying to bring another person into it, makes it 10x worse.
I did not ask for fucking my shit up
>>28892681
That looks miserable as fuck
>>28914755
Hits me like a fucking rock.
This is what happens when someone settles for you. When ugly people get together
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/
>>28893824
Fucking weebs just gtfo I'm sorry it's just I can't be honest with myself (literally everyone on 4chan )
>>28913667
I had a girl interested in me once or twice. They get a look in their eye and are very engaging. Like she really wanted to talk to me and, while normally pretty mature, she kind of regressed a bit. It's hard to describe.
I've only experienced being interested in by two girls and they both sort of did the same thing.
That's when they are really into you though - as far as how they get that way or if you can tell if you have a chance - I have no idea. That's why at 30 I only have two stories to go off of.
>>28891989
lol chestlet
here, have some fucking feelings
If your worst feel is just lack of a succubus in your life then I would kindly ask you to leave. I want all the high schoolera out
>>28916075
>nigger hand
Ruins the immersion senpai
>>28917319
it's another chink
>>28916075
very nice anon, good post
>you will never relate to happy songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pdg_sHkJtc&ab_channel=TheHound+TheFox
>>28916075
Sauce pls
Otter so
>>28908773
that's so lame bro
boy you really stank up the place
>tfw wll never arrive back to camp after a long day of stalking to sell your hard-earned artifacts, repair your gun, buy ammo and supplies, and drink next to your comrades by the fire
>>28895104
First sex at 22, married with another women at 28. Other than hookers these are the only two women I banged without money exchange. It's possible man.
>tfw I will never pilot a giant robot
>the closest I got to it was driving a ten year old jeep during my 3 year stint in the army
>>28919170
it's in the filename psd-465.
I downloaded from here http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=156562
but it probably doesn't have seeds anymore so try google
>>28893635
good effortpost. ignore the haters, i liked it
tfw a qt 5"4 a-cup walks into your life via tinder and she thinks all your nerdy "quirks" are cute.
I can't even make this shit up, bros. been 2 months now and she said she loves me :)
>>28920971
And then you lose your job and she leaves you. It happened to me.
This turned from a feels thread to a normies try to give us shit advice thread
C-can we just get back to the feels?
>>28891570
damn, first time visiting r9k today and I'm already hit with a feelbomb
>>28921008
Hopefully the severance payment will be enough to stop the hurt.
no qt 3.14 gf without makeup
>no qt to go around annoying lefties with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a80X-rqiTY
(from20sec)
>>28895434
im not the guy you respond to
but i do all of these and im literally deformed, so it doesnt matter
im not even a neet
>>28921471
Post a picture of yourself, I hiiiiiiiighly doubt it's as bad as you say. You probably just have low self-esteem.
>>28921372
left is objectively better.
>>28908773
I'm not threatening god, I'm threatening myself. Maybe with fear of dying, my brain will take more action and stop fucking around.
>>28909399
rock climbing/mountaineering
i need to stop browsing this shithole
>26 years old virgin
>had my first kiss a couple of weeks ago
>it was fucking disgusting
>>28891779
>>28891662
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>>28891570
It hurts never knowing this feel, but listening to girlfriend roleplay ASMR videos and getting comfy in bed helps a little
>>28891636
>>28891662
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>>28891808
Why do people like us exist?
>>28895821
underrated post.
hachirokuuuu
really? nearly 500 fucking replies?
>>28924048
There are a lot of things we'll never experience.
>>28894303
Loved and lost huh?
Boo hoo mr Chad.
>>28895100
Select all images with a bus.
>>28909874
I regularly listen to Japanese audio doujins with a character sleeping and breathing next to the listener when going to sleep.
>>28921417
fuck i'm a normie and this got me
This thread is making me feel sick
Also the lack of sleep isn't helping either
>ywn be him
>>28923991
We're only here to suffer obviously.
>>28905341
>tfw you will never see your daughterfu get married because you never had a wifu to make one with.
>>28924723
Sorry anon. If it makes you feel better, I'm out of images to post.
feels bad bro :(
All women are whores and sluts.
You beta faggots are just dellusional because you have zero experience with women and people in general.
You live in your little retarded safe space that doesnt have any correlation with real life.
>>28925652
>Tfw no girl will kiss you out of pure passion
>>28925782
feels real bad
>>28893179
>bro just get an fwb or two and fuck each other all the time it's not that hard xDD
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>>28925841
implying you ever tried
>>28908631
I never started any of those thing in order to get girls. Though people say doing those things will get you girls.
I'll still do these things regardless if i don't get female attention or not but it still leaves me with a longing for affection.
>>28924994
>every summer vacation of my life
>we'll be graduating in 2 weeks
>that will be my life in 2 weeks
>>28925815
Anymore of these?
Originale
>>28900503
>tfw when it's too late to do this
>>28891636tfw I've experienced that
>>28893109
We never wake up.
>>28910068
We're already dead, anon.
>>28892489
This place looks beautiful, but i feel like it would be a waste if i went just by myself.
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>>28927905
>tfw last summer vacation of my life
>going to waste it like this like every other summer
>If when I graduate I don't find a job my father willl kick me out
I'm experience-starved.
This is a reality that all avoidant and anxious types have to deal with.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiential_avoidance
Avoidance means missed opportunities, less experiences, a feeling of missing out, depression, feeling of worthlessness.
As well as higher levels of cortisols means my health is going to shit. I have poor short-term memory because i am stressed a lot.
>>28931400
That sounds true, but I don't know what to say any more.
>>28931400
>I have poor short-term memory because i am stressed a lot.
Fuck me, we're all gonna stay here forever, aren't we?That minor stroke at 15 didn't help me either
even penguin do the adult sex stuff and some of you dont lmao
>>28931919
How'd you have a stroke?
>>28931400
Damn, I really identify with this. I actually miss the fact im not in school anymore because it was an experience, it was better than staying inside all day. I never did anything when i was at school but there was always that chance that something new would happen, because there sure isn't anything going on in my bedroom. I just want to experience something. But why experience something when in the end we're all dead in the same place as the ones who lived extravagant lives etc?I don't know i'm just rambling, but it helps to get the edgy thoughts out.
>>28932852
You said it yourself: because you're enjoying the experience.
Due to this >>28931400, I can't enjoy the experience any more. I feel like I missed out on life (which I did) and there's no point in trying to make the best out of the tiny pieces that are left. I feel uncomfortable and worthless, which prevents me from having a desire to do anything.
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