>Be 22
>Get a 35 year old woman's number
I only spoke to her once after I got her number.
What do I do? she lives an hour away
>>28889883
throw it in the trash
>>28889883
I'll take her number if you're not going to use it
>>28889883
>35
she will "forget" to take her birth control after you get comfortable nuttin inside her, her bio clock is going crazy and she wants a child and some chump to divorce and steal money from
you are that chump
think about how your waifu would feel if you texted that number
>>28889883
don't forget the condoms bro and have a good time!
>>28889958
>steal money from
What money? I don't have anything
>>28890029
This,have fun,bang the shit outta her,but for the love of god use condoms,what>>28889958 said is not impossible,unfortunately.
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>>28890313
Wow good meme I give it a "fuck off to facebook"/10