Anyone have a Chad brother?
>be me
>younger by 18 months
>older brother
>literally a male model
>dates 6ft tall Taylor swift look a-like
>even in high school got laid constantly
>watches anime and builds Gundam models but isn't considered a weirdo
>conversly I'm skinny fat, have a big nose, and a baby dick
>>28889067
>big nose
>baby dick
learn to walk on your hands, problem solved
Yep, my 4 years elder brother is 6'4, handsome, athletic and successful in his schooling, career, and social life. I look a bit like him if he were trapped in a holocaust camp with no food or sunlight and got beat up
>>28889067
>have identical twin
>he's a chad with a PhD and I'm a NEET
Whats the best way to kill myself?
>>28889152
>kill him
>assume his position
>>28889172
Everyone says this
I would never be able to pull it off
>>28889217
Not with that attitude you wouldn't
>>28889217
nobody's serious about it you psycho
>>28889067
>Younger brother football star
>fat 23 year old loser who LITERALLY lives in my moms basement
>>28889247
get the fuck out you stupid fuck normie you think this is a motherfucking joke?