Friendly Reminder:
If you qualify for any of the following-
>Female
>Wealthy
>Not socially inept (that means you, failed normies)
>Have non-internet friends
>Do not have a vice (food, drugs, beer, jacking off)
>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
>do not excessively play videogames/watch anime (one or both is fine)
You are absolutely a normalslime and should really get off my baord
>>28889021
if you slapped that ass right now it would jiggle like jellow.
you know video games have been a normie thing for like 10 years now
>Female
no
>Wealthy
no
>Not socially inept (that means you, failed normies)
idk 2 be h
>Have non-internet friends
Yes one
>Do not have a vice (food, drugs, beer, jacking off)
no
>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
07
>do not excessively play videogames/watch anime (one or both is fine)
Depressions made me stop playing video games
OP confirmed not depressed normie
>>28889021
>actually playing video games and watching anime
True robots spend more time shitposting about media than actually consuming it. Have I seen the most recent Kyoani project? No, but I know it's fucking garbage, and say as much in every thread.
>>28889083
>Depressions made me stop playing video games
what do you even do all day? just whine?
You forgot the most important one: KV status. Or was that on purpose?
>>28889084
Truly an average robot
>>28889101
Post on the chanzOn weekdays I am in a mental day hospital from 9 am till 5 pm
Yes to at least half of those things. Whatcha gonna do, ban me?
>>28889111
I left it out because plenty of people can use a whore just to say they're not a virgin, but still be a loser robot
>>28889134
What the fuck is the point of that? Is it like therapy? If they're letting you go home on the weekends it's not like they're protecting you from yourself or anything.
I knew a guy once who said he did that except for the weekends too, said his parents made him go. Did yours?
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>>28889138
>image.jpg
Worse than anything on that list desu.
>>28889163
>Did yours?
No my doctors did
My mood is usually shit on weekendsI even self harmed twice
They didn't seem to have a really big issue with it they just don't want me to kill myself
>Is it like therapy?
Yes
Group therapy, solo therapy, social skills training, art therapy, yoga, music therapy, sport therapy, meditation, progressive muscle relaxation, and aromatherapy
You have to go to all of them except the last three
I think that having a structure and always being around people helps
Been there for two months and I will probably stay there another two to three
Most people stay six to eight weeks
>Female
No
>Wealthy
No
>Not socially inept (that means you, failed normies)
I have friends, but I can't really talk to strangers
>Have non-internet friends
welp
>Do not have a vice (food, drugs, beer, jacking off)
been masutrbating as long as I can remember other than that i'm staright-edge
>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
on and off 2 years
>do not excessively play videogames/watch anime (one or both is fine)
don't play videogames at all, but I check out for monglian animated drawings
Being a recluse who doesn't care for "nerd" culture is objectively the most isolating existence possible.
oh boy i'm only 5 of those :D
can I be a special snowflake now please?
What if I'm a failed normie BECAUSE I'm socially inept?
>>28889021
>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
I find it hilarious that 2-3 years youngsters actually think they have any rights to decide who should be browsing this board.
>>28889681
I've been here since 2008, i said 2-3 because anything longer is unlikely since most people here are teenagers
>>28889703
>anything longer is unlikely
What? I'm old but even I know that people way older than me are still stuck in this place.
There aren't any free-speech places like 4chan on the internet.
Wat about big dicks
>>28889809
Well there is F169 BBS.
>>28889046
It would be extremely lewd
>>28889842
I don't have a big dick. Though I've never got to the point where anybody has seen it and it's not like my size has come up in casual conversation.
Even if I had a 12 incher, I wouldn't be any more successful I think
>>28889021
fuck,i was saved by the fact tha i don't like anime and that i seldom watch vidya gameplays online but i myself don't play.Wel,bye robots from now on i will enjoy my body of flesh and bones.
I am here you cannot stop me.
>implying internet friends are fine
I hope you fucking die in a fire.
>>28889021
Drugs and alcohol are normie you mongoloid.
>>28889881
it's a big ass
orignig
>>28889681
Agreed. Was r9k even revived 2-3 years ago? I was here when it first came up, back when it was gentlemen before it deteriorated into robots and was shut down for being the whiny cesspit it still is.
Also, I only came here because I saw the fat ass on the front page. You guys suck.
>>28889021
>>Female
nope
>>Wealthy
technically homeless
>>Not socially inept (that means you, failed normies)
slightly i think
>>Have non-internet friends
quite a bunch
>>Do not have a vice (food, drugs, beer, jacking off)
jacking off, alcohol
>>Have not been browsing 4chan as a whole for longer than at least two-three years
like three years i guess
>>do not excessively play videogames/watch anime (one or both is fine)
nope, don't got time for that shit. anime is bad anyway
