>tfw sole heir to family name
>>28887046
You sound Iike a lot of fun at parties
>tfw only child
It should be illegal
>>28887046
Same, except I have an extremely common last name so it's not so bad.
>>28887102
He does, actually. I love talking to depressed lunatics. Fuck off with your normie nonsense
>>28887414
Fuck off with your shit bitch
>>28887046
my older sister died in a car accident when i was 5. i don't remember her at all, but i never fully got over the responsibility of being the only child
>>28887121
Really should be, if I didn't have my brother I would be dead by now. Nobody can understand you like your brother.
>>28887121
>>28887566
Siblings are cancer
>>28887046
>tfw sole heir to family name
>tfw it's a rare name as well
>>28887566
I've always wanted a brother more than anything, my mom would've been crippled if she had another kid though so I can understand. Still hate that feel
>>28887585
Is it opposite-sex sibling? Or a big age difference?
Don't have experience with either
>>28887046
I know that feel
And I'm a kissless virgin. it's over.
>>28887585
The grass is brown and dead on the other side
>>28887585
this
my brother is like a proto-chad. hes only 17 hes already got a high paying job for life, hes out just about every weekend has had like 4 gfs now has people over for parties all the time, gives me shit non stop even though i have never do anything to him. at least he isnt tall that just about the only thing i have on him
>>28887437
Fuck off with your bitch, shit.
Damn normies think they own the place.
>tfw my offshoot of the family name was born out of my patrilineal great-grandfather leaving his first wife and running off with some young whore
>tfw last male heir of a line of adulterous illegitimate bastards
>tfw my permavirginity is karmic justice and i can rest easy in the fact that the legitimate heirs to the family name will carry on without me
who /rightingpastwrongs/ here?
>>28887102
>parties
>not degenerate
>fun
>not degenerate
>you
>not degenerate
>>28887848
>unironically using degenerate
>browses and posts on trap and fart fetish board
Top fucking kek
>tfw your sister has continued the family and your mom finally stops bothering you about "settling down"
Im the black sheep of the family anyways and I really shouldnt be making babbies with all these mental health issues. Thank you sister for taking the burden of growing a child.
>>28887819
Your perspective intrigues me. I have had this theory about DNA Karma as well. I suspect all this endless shit that happens to me is because my grandpa bombing Stalingrad
It's pretty unfair though isn't it? I never did anything to deserve this.
>tfw two brothers who are both in long-term relationships
my mom actually told me recently she can't blame me for not wanting to procreate. It was a strange conversation
>>28887892
>sister
>continues the family
Pick one faggot
>Super rare name
>Two siblings are both ultra-normie sisters
>Can barely even talk to them, let alone girls I'm unrelated too
JUST
>>28887046
>tfw when only robot in the family
>tfw have 2 male, 2 female cousins and a normie as fuck roastie sister to carry on the blooline and take over the family legacy
>tfw most awful person in the family, so one has an active interest in meeting me
>tfw don't need to think about becoming a success and can be a failure until i hero at thirty
>feelsgoodman
>>28887977
>tfw mom gave me a chuuni-tier German name while I live in a spic third world country
>our family is actually descendants of Portuguese not Germans
>>28887925
I view my entire existence as unfair. My grandpa, dad, and I never should have been born in the first place. They both led successful and happy lives though so I suppose my life is the universe trying to balance that out. Hopefully with me ending our line of the surname our karmic debt will be paid and my cousins and sisters won't have to go through any bullshit.
>>28887046
You are responsible for giving your parens grandsons anon.
>>28888118
>aunt went to the mental ward twice
>cousin from another aunt went too
>uncle got arrested for driving the car in a murder case
>dad is almost robot tier since he separated from mom and went to live with grandma
>grand uncle has severe depression
The future looks bright anons!
>>28888143
If your Dad led a happy life the theory doesn't work out though. My Dad led a miserable life so it's consistent. But my brother doesn't....
Fuck that theory
>>28887046
i'm the only child of my mother, who was adopted
i never knew my father
and my family name is not my "real" surname name
feel
>tfw carrying in the family name
I didn't really mean to but I guess it will be fine.
We are the last in a line of humans going back hundreds of thousands of years, perhaps even millions of years if you include ancestor species.
>tfw I already gave my parents a grandchild.
And thats the last one I'm giving them. One is a crazy handful, I couldn't imagine two. No wonder parents bodies go to shit when they start having multiple.
>only child either of my parents ever had
>probably the only one either of them will ever have because my mom's dead and my dad'sin prison for fucking my mom when she was 12
>tfw cucking ancestors out of passing on their DNA
>tfw intentionally ending a line of evolutionary success dating back millions of years
Guess you fags should have given me better genes if you wanted them to continue
>>28888617
I know what you mean. I had to have a talk with my kid's principal after she headbutted a kid in the face the other day. Just as much of a troublemaker as her mom was at that age. My little brother married a hardcore Christian chick who's against contraception, though. They've got three kids and another on the way and I feel so bad for him.
>>28888617
>Anime
Did you molest her yet? You're a pedo after all.
>>28887892
>tfw this
>tfw her husband is bro tier and they invite me to dinner almost every day
>>28888622
That's some Joker grade background
>>28888953
Not especially. He's just in jail because of my conception. Mom's family has a history of cancer and that's what she died from, a few years back.
>>28887046
>parents both have siblings
>they have plenty of kids and even grandchildren, including some with the same last name
I might be a dead branch, but at least the family tree live on and has already grown past me.
>>28888559
All the quality people didn't have children and died out. Only the mediocre scum survives.
>muh name
You're not some fucking aristocrats with a thousand year old name and lots of estates. Nobody gives a fuck about Steve Jones, the office drone.
>>28889566
This
All you name fags should just off yourselves
>>28887046
I don't entirely know that feel because I have plenty of nephews who have the same family name, but I do sort of know that feel in a way. My family has a long military tradition (mostly air force though) and I'd be the only logical next step (nephews are from my dad's side of the family, it's only me and my sister on my mom's side), and I'm autistic so the military won't take me. It feels bad.
>>28889566
You should care about your family's past, present and future.
>>28887046
Well my last name is super common so it won't be missed.
I know that feel op. My grandfather has spoken to me about wanting his name to live, he wants me to name my first name Edward after him. Not a good feel. I really respect my family and want our legacy to live on, but not with some western whore.
>>28887046
My brother and cousins all have daugthers. I can't into relationships and my parents really want me to have sons.
>>28889723
Not all western women are whores. Just those that have forsaken germanic or celtic culture (based on where they come from. Some other western cultures were alright as well)
