Hitler youth haircut continuation thread:
We had a nice short thread last night and it contained very little shit posting.
What I'm hoping for is for people with this haircut to post pics of their hair and give specific details and advice on getting such a haircut
is this Hitler Youth?
>>28886835
word of advice, i fell for the HY meme and after that i realized this cut is the worst for ugly subhuman males like me, don't get it unless you are 7/10 at least
>>28886956
you look like a white Prince
>>28886956
Nice lips white boy
>>28887056
The meme cut is only for aryans Nigel.
>>28887056
Can you provide a pic from the side?
It doesn't look bad at this angle
>>28887084
Doc Holliday lips but bigger
>>28887107
i felt physically sick after i saw this pic
>>28886835
Out of style since '15 and all you faggots looked gay & autistic with it even back in '15.
>>28887152
Ya I think I have a more square forehead and face, but the back my head is very similar to yours
What haircut should I get? Pic related is what my hair currently looks like
>>28887344
try a shorter haircut. the current one looks like if you were a teenager
>>28886835
>tfw had to get a hitler meme haircut cuz my new job has a stricter dress code
>go get a haircut for the first time in three months
>ask for a hitler youth
>hair stylist explodes and I get kicked out
thanks /fa/ggots
>>28886835
>Tfw not Aryan
>Tfw I can't pull off the hairdo
Hi from the other thread it least, cant you just show your barber the op?
>>28886835
How did I do?
Is this even original
>>28886835
Do not get the autism cut. Ever.
>>28887520
Kek. Hitler Youth is just to bait people into trying to talk about Hitler with their barbers. It's just a haircut that's long on top and short on the sides, that's all. It's very common.
>>28886956
>>28887084
What the fuck is with white people having lips like this now. It's rare but still
>>28887520
its called an undercut brother
>>28887344
Get a really masculine looking shorter cut
>>28887056
>>28887152
You attention whoring little bitch, you post your face more than anybody else here, always with the "boo hoo, woe is me, I'm so ugly" routine. Why don't you try acting like a man instead of a little girl?
>>28887056
Is this really you? I saw you in another thread talking about beards or something
>>28887758
>just man up bro
right
>>28887768
yes it's me i wish it wasn't
How about my haircut, look good? (Sorry photo is sideways)
>>28887889
safe but also boring as hell
>>28887887
no just stop being a bitch
>>28887923
Yea, but I'd rather play it safe. If I tried to get something cool I might end up looking retarded.
>>28887924
i was just being myself
fsdfasd
The face of someone who has truly given up
>>28886956
Less /ss/, more /fa/
>>28887713
Why do you care? You gay or something?
>>28888000
That caption refers to me
>>28887152
that non existent jawbone. typical mouthbreather
>1/10
>>28888028
If you had a short haircut you would probably look a little better.
>>28887440
Your hair looks beautiful. You have the face shape to pull of a youth cut, but I need to see how your actually face looks like.
Hitlers dream reporting in
It probably depends on your facial structure if the haircut suits you or not. I've got a pretty slender face and it makes my face look more defined.
>>28888000
check'd
Am I a honorary Aryan?
>>28888013
Because he's under the impression that only black people can have big lips. So when he get off /pol/ and goes outside he sees white people with various facial features, including big lips, so he freaks out because it doesn't match the nordic shit he's bombarded with on /pol/
>>28888096
you look like a gypsy
>>28888013
You gay or something man?
>>28887713
Is it bad? I have always wondered desu
>>28888096
No, but we will not kill you. We will allow you to live as a second class citizen.
>>28888085
Yes, I think so too. Getting one next week. Time to stop being so autismo about my stupid hair
>>28886835
>specific details and advice on getting such a haircut
just ask for an undercut? what the fuck do you expect?
>>28888092
>Hitlers dream reporting in
> I've got a pretty slender face and it makes my face look more defined.
The delusion.
I can tell you finally closed your mouth just so you can take that picture
>>28888028
let that glorious jet black hair grow out senpai.
>>28888110
>>28888137
I'm mixed race middle class 6"0 skelet who drinks alot of tea
>>28888092
It could definitely work on you, just your barber is fucking awful.
>>28887056
Was done bad for your head/face.
First, you have a bad hairline. Easily covered up by leaving the bangs down like a la >>28886956
Second, you've got that mongoloid head where the sides of your cranium stick out, and you've got somewhat asian hair. Remedy: sides should've been even shorter.
>>28888109
Nothing like that, it's just an observation I've come to over the years
>>28886835
Is my haircut and facial hair acceptable for the Hitler youth mein Fuhrer?
>>28887889
Tall, deep voiced chad detected. Please get off my board.
>>28888187
I know I know. But it was incredibly cheap :)
Upside down, sorry. Does my face work for the master race haircut?
>>28888232
Pretty good IMO also are you a time lord?
>>28887062
Mein seids
>>28888232
I should think so.
Posting in a cyborg thread
>>28886835
Here you go, a typical blonde-haired Aryan warrior sporting a Hitler youth haircut.
This haircut was trendy 5 years ago
Now it and autism bucket are like girls who wear yoga pants with uggs. Sure, it works if you're already attractive, but otherwise you look like a fuccboi
>>28888247
Lel le "get off my board" meme
>>28887440
that's quite the lushious mane you got there but you wear it like a '50s secretary, which is wrong
You guys like my bowl cut? I just got my bowl cut and I'm really exicted about my new bowl cut.
https://i.gyazo.com/993071f0569bb2717f4350bc1d732498.png
Going to get it cut again soon, i love having short, neat, hair.
>>28888515
Your eyebrows... Are you a sand nigger?
>>28888389
yeah that bowl cut looks good man :)
>>28888315
>autism bucket
I'm so curious as to what this could be.
>ctrl+f
>no buzz
Buzz cut or gtfo, t b h famalama
>>28888557
Armenian, boy. Our eyebrows are the thiccest on earth.
https://gyazo.com/0a5fa7c1c366a9d554bc4bcb1da6f8e3
>>28888389
lookin good man, but shave your face. Might just be that I don't like facial hair tho
I guess I'll post
What do you think famiglia
>>28888613
They are too thick. Better to be thinner.
>>28888607
Low test autists can not pull off buzz cuts.
>>28888660
Stop putting your hair up like that, you look like a hippie. Shorter on top, and let it lie down more.
>>28888663
idk, I like my 'brows.
you'd like this if you havent heart it already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>28888557
>>28888663
That's bullshit though, thick eyebrows are top tier
>>28888660
What city is that? and you should keep your hair down, poofing it up like that looks retarded.
>>28888694
My hair is straight as fuck, it literally does not go down. I don't use gel or anything, just wash and dry
>you look like a hippie
You what m8? How
>>28888739
Those are those mongolian warrior genes I'd bet
>>28888389
Bowl cuts look bad. Cut your hair shorter, or at least don't paste your hair to your head.
>>28888779
Thanks for reminding me that barbarian rapists cucked me out of my white genetics at some point
>>28888829
What's your ancestry? fuck this robot baka
>>28888829
You got alpha conqueror genes, should be proud
t. polack
Nah don't get a HY. It's yesterday's meme haircut.
Anytime I see a kid with a HY my fucboi meter instantly goes off.
Get a based buzzcut.
>tfw no qt skinhead bf
t. a femanon.
>>28888164
>>28888075
>guy going absolutely autistic over "mouthbreathing" when the people he's quoting don't even have mouth breather chins; just weak ones.
>>28887062
Too soon buddy
What should I ask my barber for if I want a haircut like this?
>>28887056
Antonio banderas. I mean javier bardem I'm high
>>28888971
>fucboi meter
No one on this board wants to date a normie girl anyway.
>>28888971
Looks like a chick without her wig on
>>28888718
Toronto
>>28888878
British and Irish as far as I know
>>28888962
I envy you, Polish girls are redpilled and non-degenerate from what I've heard
>>28889052
Just bring the picture. It's the best way.
>>28888028
U have nice eyes 0.0
>>28888811
Well, I'll be going back to get another bowl cut then
So many chads on this board! How am I still single? Especially since I thought it was supposed to be easier for women to find themselves a mate ;) see what I did there? Please boys I am so lonely
Wat do?????? Og
>>28887344
You're like my twin dude
>>28887056
every
fucking
time
I HATE YOU
>>28889310
suicide
125135
>>28889310
Top chad, we've found the top contender of the chad Olympics folks!
>>28889058
that guy is chad as fuck i look nothing like him
>>28889379
can't we just get along instead
>>28888624
u wot m8? stop that m8
>>28889546
I almost said Jeffrey butler (lol thats what happens when you dont sleep, folks) but i meant Gerard Butler
>>28889358
You should post a pic of your face then
>>28889386
>>28889456
Lol I've been on this board since 2011 and I'm khv
>>28889602
that guy is even chaddier you are too high man give me some of your fucking weed asshole
>>28889310
Hello Brian, what brings you to /r9k/?
>>28888389
Damn, that's the kind of haircut that's so good it makes people off themselves. After looking at that bowlcut I just want to go into the bathroom and start cutting myself.
>>28889708
>>28889052
We /x-files/ now?
Help me out here, guys.
>>28889940
Probably should end your life
>>28889708
Who? Is Brian Chad?
>>28889962
Coming from your pic thats absolutely PATHETIC
>>28889940
lose weight oregano
>>28890883
You mad fatboy?
>>28890971
Not him but you're getting awfully aggressive for somebody who was also self-conscious about his appearance.
>>28891539
this, dude is probably a huge narcissist cunt but comes here to humblebrag like the worthless faggot that he is
Got my haircut yesterday, any constructive criticism is welcome
>>28892042
It really compliments your face but you have too much hair on the top
>>28886835
>tfw 21
>tfw only grandpa crown left
Check your fucking hair privilege
>>28892042
Drink bleach. You're goofy looking and nobody wants an ugly shitskin.
>>28886835
Can I join senpai?
>>28892113
I do have a gf so no. And I dont think Croatian qualifies as shitskin
>>28892288
Not that guy but you look like an octaroon
>>28892477
I have no problem with that seeing how today's women crave for black dick and there are no blacks in my country
>>28887152
That's not hitler youth you stupid fuck. Just a simple undermemecut.
>>28892477
Dunno what you're on about. He doesn't look a day over 20.
>>28886835
>We had a nice short thread last night and it contained very little shit posting.
op you should of known not to post this shit in your thread if you didnt want shit posting
A nice hair cut only looks nice if you have a nice face.
Any style would look good on a model-tier face. Someone post the pic of he hree chads by the pool; any cut would look good on them.
If you're ugly then a change in haircut isnt going to help.
Thats why i dont bother with a nice haircut or nice clothes. Also if you've got a ripped body, any clothes would look good on you.
Ive made this observation when i was 19 so surely I can't be the only one to figure out something so simple
>>28888092
>Hitlers dream reporting in
Not with that Jew nose, you're not
>>28889310
A hairband, eyeliner, lip gloss and a summer dress will work wonders
>>28897029
large nose =/= jew nose
>>28888660
Every douche at my school has your haircut
Short faded sides and back
Asymmetrical cut on top, puffed up
Makes it look ike you have a skull deformity
>>28887889
You remind me of wojak
>>28888092
> hitlers dream
>>28897070
There has never been a jew born with a shapely romanesque nose arch like that
