Why arent you trying to be a mommy gf """""""femanons""""""""
Its really simple, you just have to eat a little more each day and let it go to your boobs ass and thighs. Then all you have to do is be really nice and sweet like a mother would be.
>>28886745
I'm a mommy gf with an ugly face and a 2/10 body
Checkmate atheists
>>28886786
Timestamp or gtfo lying roastie/ gayboy
>>28886786
>mommy with small tits
tfw no slutty mommy gf that will teach me the ways of seks
>>28886989
>tfw no slutty mommy gf that will teach me the ways of seks
No mommys are pure. They can teach you though
>>28887180
to teach you she needs experience
how do you think mommys get the experience?
>high test posters rebrand themselves as mommy gf seekers
Mommies come in most sizes, it's about personality, proportions and how they carry themselves. Breasts and pillow asses are an asset but you don't need to be "muh 6'2 and thicc so I feel like a baby".
I mean all of you are taller than your mom irl right? ... right?
>>28887217
By being in respectable healthy relationships, where she isnt used and made into a fuck doll by Chads Brads and Jamals every new week.
Mommys in general are kind compassionate girls who wouldnt be a whore to begin with.
>>28887265
>I mean all of you are taller than your mom irl right? ... right?
Hmmm good point. Still a thick mommy is ideal. Most milfs have more curves than the average girl.
>>28886745
gimme a claire and i'll be fine
>>28887265
>>28887265
>Mommies come in most sizes, it's about personality, proportions and how they carry themselves.
Fuck off. I want a mommy milk factory with soft curves to lay my head on and fall asleep. If she cant do that then shes not worth my time.
>>28887394
This. Claire is more attractive than all of them except maybe the mommy if thats youre type
>>28887417
For what it's worth unless they're a chestlet most girls can produce a similar amount of milk regardless due to mammary glands not being directly proportional to breast size
>>28887500
I want big fat mommy titties then.
>>28887500
What size are your breasts?
>>28887600
I'm a male who has a mommy. Hers are above average but not giant. I mean everyone's gets bigger when they're pregnant too. Or if you induce lactation other ways
>>28887720
How do you find a mummy?
>tfw no aunt jemima gf
Mommy girlfriend make it all better
>>28888958
>Freckles
Dropped.
>>28886745
>tfw have thicc gf but want a tracie
Mommy kiss your booboo and make toasted cheese
>>28889180
Those arent mommies, theyre roasties in training
Mommies are older and dress maturely
>>28889099
Youre crazy that girl is mommy as fuck. Those huge tits and thick body in a pink swimsuit make me drool
>>28889254
Righty is a mommy gf, lefty not so much
Mommy needs her pussy licked.
>>28886745
>Women
>Being caring to anyone other than their own children
Choose one
>>28886745
>the /agdg/ shitposter is in /r9k/
BWAHAHAHAHA
It all makes sense now, you fucking loser. What's wrong? Lost your previous girlfriend already?
>>28889503
>/agdg/ shitposter
Whats this
>>28889399
Otay tell me if im doing good or not mommy
>>28889491
We become their children
>>28889709
I want to call that girl a roastie but there such a kind look in her eyes and smile that doesnt seem fake that I cant.chances are that it is fake and shes a deranged megaslut
>>28889543
>>28889503
Still stalking me, Blake the Snake? This is you. This is literally your """""""""""""""""""""""work"""""""""""""""""""""". How's it feel to get exposed on yet another board? First /ic/, then /biz/, then /qa/ and even in /mu/.... Now here. You just can't win. :)
>>28889821
Here's another that looks loving
>>28890019
Cute :3
Is that you or your girlfriend or ex or what
>>28890150
No, just saved a pic. They're works of art to me
More mommy. Maybe I should make a website for this
