>It's a "Younger sister is getting fucked by Chad and she's so loud" episode.
This feel hurts a lot guys, because I'm so used to her being innocent around me. I won't be able to look at her the same anymore
walk in there and beat the shit out of that fag or somehow interfere with their shit
disown her. it's funny. my sister hates me and i'm glad.
>>28886654
this, you should beat him up. having loud sex with your sister in your house while you are present is a massive sign of disrespect.
This is just the beginning. Not long before she's getting fucked by blacks, sometimes multiple at the same time, and the blacks fucking her openly mock you and your parents before dicking your little sister in every hole she has.
>>28886530
stink bombs oughta make a fun story lel
>>28886700
this happened to me and eventually my sister moved on to an actual chimpanzee. now we have a chimp in the house named tryone and we all have to take care of it. we take turns prepping him for my sister.
>>28886730
how can humans compete?
>oc
>>28886787
its super emberrassing cos' she introduces him as her boyfriend when people come over and she tells them about my collection of girls clothes and how he likes seeing me in them.
>>28886530
I have a friend whose sister got fucked by another one of my friends while he was fake-sleeping in the room.
Can't say I know the feel, but I still laugh about it
>>28886530
Get a pair of steel toe boots, sneak behind, and kick him between the legs.
Proceed to lock yourself in your room
>>28886787
This legitimately made me laugh for the first time in weeks.
>>28886530
Take a pic of your sister or her bf so we can rate them.
You're a pussy OP. anyone with balls would ether 1. pound on the door and tell them to shut the fuck up. or 2. blackmail her into hooking you up with one of her friends. Yet here we are with 3. Cry like a bitch about it on the internet.
>>28886696
This. Fuck them, both figuratively and literally.
Start reeing as loud as you fucking can.
>>28886530
>Chad walks in
>Start reeing
>Shotgun
>Oops...Thought it was a robber.
>How silly of me
>Sorry, Chad
>Looks like the only hole your getting now is in the ground.
>tfw Christian family
>easily 9/10 sister, just turned 18
>has had like 4 boyfriends
>told me each one wanted to had sex, turned them down
>waiting til marriage
>get to see her virgin ass every day
>tfw
Hammer on the door and yell for them to shut the hell up if They dont want to be thrown outa the house.
I have had sex with a girl while her mother was in the apartment, but at least she wasn't screming, that's just rude.
Pound on the door with a weapon on your other hand and wait
>>28886530
how did the plunging make you feel op
TELL US
>>28886943
this.
if you can't into gun, then just beat him with something and claim it was too dark to see and you thought it was a robber
>>28887658
It bothered me, because I know I'll never be able to look at my sister the same way again.
> tfwnogf
I speak for everyone on this one.
Check these numerals.
>>28886530
Rape your sister OPOriginal cabron
I really am glad I won the sister lottery, Id have probably honor killed her and her bf if that wasnt the case
>>28887055
>not raping her and beating any Chads to that sweet ptp
>>28887055
Pics?
Completely original comment
>>28886530
>It's an "Anon goes to piss and hears his mom having sex with her beta cuck boyfriend" episode.
>overhearing sister getting throatfucked by some fat sperg
This is how it goes:
>Chad younger brother will always look up to you no matter what. You're still their cool big bro and always will be
>Chad older brother will always attempt to Chad you no matter what unless you have a big falling out. More than likely he is the reason you lose your virginity
>Stacy younger sister will lose her innocence before your eyes, you must watch her turn into someone who worshipped you and thought you were the best brother into someone who thinks you're a freak
>Stacy older sister is always a cunt
>>28890498
This is as perfectly as it can be summed up.
>>28887055
How is her taste in men?
Extremely important no matter one's sex. If you have shit taste in the opposite sex you can expect a miserable life.
>>28890498
My little sister's chad is actually a cool guy. Responsible, polite and funny. Even though I'm a little jealous for not having experienced what they're experiencing, I'm still glad they don't live like I do. They're good kids, they deserve better.
>>28890498
>Chad younger brother will always look up to you no matter what.
Agree on this. My brother is semi-chad and always finds time to hang out with me even if i'm borderline idiot. He even believes that i can make even more than him because according to him i have better stats.
>>28890498
>Stacy older sister is always a cunt
What if your older sister is loving and endearing and lets you live at her place as a NEET-nanny while you drink vodka all day and teach early learning programs to her kid?
>>28891090
>Even though I'm a little jealous for not having experienced what they're experiencing, I'm still glad they don't live like I do. They're good kids, they deserve better.
The thing that helped flesh out thow cynical my sense of humor is can be described as the realization that justice is not a thing that actually naturally exists
>>28887055
But do you have a pure loving relationship with her? It's all for naught if she doesn't say "I love you, brother!" when you tell her that you love her.
Go hug your imouto.
>>28886530
Fuck one of her friends. If you think it's bad for guys it's actually worse for girls.
How old is this chad and how old are you?
>>28891217
>you will never have an older sister who lets you put your smart but lazy to good use by sharing your only valuable attribute- your intellect.
>>28886530
step 1, beat up chad. step 2, forget about it, your sister is a slut, you still gotta be a good brother. Don't be a bitch.
>>28891785
>I am a only child: The post
>>28891830
nah, OP should fuck the Chad. that would really upset his sis
>>28891830
I'm 18, he's 16
>>28891976
It's not fair. It's just not fair that I don't have an imouto.
>>28890498
>>Stacy younger sister will lose her innocence before your eyes, you must watch her turn into someone who worshipped you and thought you were the best brother into someone who thinks you're a freak
this is so true. fuckin feels man
You mean that normies have sex? Stop the presses gents .
>>28887055
>get to see her virgin ass every day
you know nothing senpai
>>28892231
>virgin at 18
You need to get your shit together mate
>>28887055
This sounds like a plot point from a shitty TV drama.
>>28886530
Its all over OP. Get used to a dark lonely future without your pure little sister to cheer you up. She has evolved into a roastie, it will NEVER be the same.
t. experience
>>28893568
hownew.ru to this board friendo
Cucked by your sister. The most underrated fetish.
>It's a "teenage sister's friend came over to hang out with her and had sex with me instead" episode
I'm so glad I managed to fake being cool because I fucked probably a dozen of her classmates. Then they raised the age of consent and I got out of touch with everything anyway so now I just jerk off to anime porn 3 times a day.
>>28890498
>Stacy younger sister will lose her innocence before your eyes, you must watch her turn into someone who worshipped you and thought you were the best brother into someone who thinks you're a freak
Any anons with little sisters, brace yourselves, because this is 100% true. I just went through this shit, the past couple years. She doesn't look at me the same at all, no matter how much of a normie I've tried to appear to her.
>overhear her talking about BBC and wanting Jamaican kids
I mean fuck, why did it have to come to this. Why did society end up like this? We get forgotten, and tossed aside as the future generations degenerate. My own family bloodline is soon to be literally extinct and replaced by some "Jamaican" hoodlums.
Shall I kill myself before it happens lads? I don't think I can stomach seeing her pregnant, with a mystery baby.
>sister gets with Tyrone "thug"
>whole family is telling her he's a bad person
>he beats the shit out of her and then leaves her with the half-breeds and never pays child support
Told you so.
>ctrl+f
> no "elliot"
Are you going to become a perfect gentleman anon?
>>28894213
>tfw never had sex with my imouto while growing up
I mean, it's probably for the best. I'd probably feel like human garbage if I had, but sometimes I look at hentai and I kind of wish "You know, I should have fucked my sister when she was little."
That's probably the sort of thing best left in fantasies, though.
>>28894923
We all have those fantasies
