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Question for fembots. You can have one of two life partners
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Question for fembots. You can have one of two life partners

1. A pretty, feminine girl who will tend to all of your needs and whims to allow you to enter ultimate NEET mode, cooks whatever food you want at a drop of the hat, can buy you thing, ect, but she will never have sex with you, nor allow you to have sex with anyone else, nor allow you to masturbate

2. Your idealization of Chad Thundercock who will magically appear whenever you want sex and fuck you in the most pleasurable way possible but disappears immediately after. Better be on the pill because he never wears condoms or pulls out. If you're a fag, replace with a Stacy of equivalent or lesser value.

Who do you pick?
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The 9mm glock of Elliot Roger.
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>>28883984
general slave that forbids you to fuck anyone vs perfect sex slave i pick perfect sex slave .
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>>28883984
Neither. I choose a high level orbiter hat will provide for me fiscally and sexually.
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Is it just manual masturbation that number 1 prevents?
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>>28883984

There aren't any actual girls here, so they wouldn't need to worry about the pill.
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1. I don't need a Chad
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>>28883984
1 because I have the biggest inclination towards girls who take care of me. I've been in several relationships like 1 already.
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>>28884728

>too much of history was written by bourgeois like me
>proceeds to write more bourgeois histories, along with his 'diverse' bourgeois black and bourgeois asian chummies

kill and eat.
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>>28884885
>>28884866
>>28884845
i understand everything but one
do you have qualified or undiagnosed autism?
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I'm a straight grill so, I would hate to have a women partner. I hate the smell of tuna with a passion. I hate chads/ meat heads. I would rather die a cat lady then settle for those two.
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>>28884923
please be my gf

bloxbloxblox
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>>28884950
OK Don let's tone down the autism a notch here
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>>28884923
>I hate the smell of tuna with a passion
And you have the reading comprehension of a rock.
She would never do anything sexual with you, dum dum, you wouldn't have to smell any tuna.
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I pick Chad, I can cook and clean on my own.
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Option 2. I could not go the rest of my life without any sexual gratification.
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>>28884923

> smell of tuna
I think it smells more like cooked salmon.
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