>ramadan is coming
>parents are muslim and think I'm too
>have to not eat and drink for a whole month because I have nowhere to live
What do?
Pic related is me
>>28883187
Are you in Australia or something? Why are you upside down?
>>28883187
I knew muslims were all upside down but this is ridiculous
>>28883201
Because mecca is in that way
Why are muslims worse than niggers?
>>28883187
Why worry. It's not like muslims are angry people. It's a religion of peace.
You get to eat and drink everyday after sundown dont bulshit like its a 30 day fast or something.
For some countries though this shit is law. When i was in bahrain they could arrest people they found outside eating during the day. Even chewing gum.
>>28883230
You dense faggot, I said I'm not a muslim, you don't have to prove me anything
>>28883273
Have a job or going to school? Eat and drink there.
>>28883220
asks the guy with faggot porn ready to whip out?
>>28883230
>>28883273
Pretty sure it was just a one-off comment regarding your parents, OP. That said, your needlessly-defensive reply has outed you as a normie newfag, so kindly GTFO MY /R9K/ NORMIES REEEEEEE
>>28883220
Any sauce on that?
>>28883706
>Syria
>Iraq
>Saudi Arabia
>Yemen
>etc
>>28883187
Quit complaining, most muslims get obese during that month because they have an excuse to stuff themselves at morning and night
>>28883187
Do you have a job or do you go to school?
Because it would be way easier to cheat there, at least you could easily find water (or chocolate with sugar if there's a vending machine). Not drinking is way harder than not eating.
If you're in a muslim country like UK or Belgium/France, be careful not to be seen by other muslims.
>>28883764
Kek i live in belgium
>>28883735
I meant a sauce on those twink boys, you emu cunt
>>28883187
You can't go a whole month without eating or drinking.
I think you misunderstood something.
>>28884079
You know what i mean faggot
Originaldo commentario
>>28883187
Eat when they're away.
Simple
I've been in the same situation broseph.
Do they expect you to stay with them all day or something? Also, are they expecting you to join them in Taraweeh or have they disowned you like me
>28883187
>ramadan is coming
>parents are muslim and think I'm too
>have to not eat and drink for a whole month because I have nowhere to live
Such is life in Britain.
>>28883187
Easy. Sleep during the day and eat at night.
>>28884138
Have to study for my finals kekerino
>>28884128
Nah, they just want me to pray 5x a day
>>28883187
I know that feel. I'm using exams as an excuse to not fast
And this is an anonymous board, why did you feel the need to show us your face?
>>28884189
Assuming your parents are sunnah-receptive, you could always whip out a gem such as
>Allah's Messenger combined the Zuhr and Asr (prayers), and the Maghrib and Isha (prayers) in Al-Madinah, without being in a state of fear, nor due to rain
>Jami` at-Tirmidhi 187
>Book 2, Hadith 39
and just pray three times a day
assuming you actually pray at all .lol
>>28884321
Proof that I'm brown
Otherwise people might think this is bait or something.
If I eat, my parents could smell something.
I'm going to place a bottle of h2o in my room a week before so I can sip it withhout them knowing.
If my parents find out they're going to be sooooo dissapointed, don't want that to happen desu senpai
>>28883187
are millenials from muslim families the same as millenials from christian families i.e. don't buy in to their parent's bullshit fairy tale but go along with it anyway to please them and not have them ree about their sacred cows?
>>28884473
That's basically me yeah
>>28884473
"Parents bullshit"
How about you go and cut your bullshit of abandoning your centuries old heritage you spineless cuck.
Also OP is a rarity. Most muslim youth are very religious and in western europe muslim youth is even more radical than their parents.
Cucks like you is why western europe is dying and islam is taking over.
You're more attractive upside down
>>28883811
Is moeilijk met arabische ouders. Ik snap wel dat je niet zomaar kunt vertellen:"papa, mama ik ben geen moslim ik ga niet mee doen met ramadan'' Het beste is gewoon zeggen dat je er geen interesse hebt en niet wilt mee doen.
>inb4 slipper op hoofd
Christian here.
Abandon your faith that follows the teachings of a pedophile warlord, instead follow the true religion of peace, love and morality. :)
>>28886262
>Abandon your faith that follows the teachings of a pedophile warlord, instead follow the true religion of peace, love and morality. :)
Just make sure you kill all the dirty brown people in Jerusalem and Turkey first. Otherwise your conversion to the True Religion of Peace might be misconstrued as insincere
>>28883220
>tfw I've already seen this video
Just fucking do ramadan you fedora tipping redditor shit
>>28886327
>fedora tipping redditor shit
But OP has already stated that he's an atheist with no interest in Ramadhan or any of the other crap that comes from living with Moslem parents. Don't you read? lol
>>28884593
>muh tradition
>muh heritage
a tradition and heritage of a worthless and outdated religion is nothing to be thankful for
to be morally sound is so fucking easy, all you have to do is not be a dick. there, you're golden.
religion serves no useful purpose anymore. only the weak and pathetic need it.
>>28886348
Yes I read
Assuming he is still living with them means he's underage and should follow their rules while they support him
If not then he should still do it for introspection or some shit. If nothing else just sneak food instead of being an edgy and rebellious faggot
>>28886398
>Assuming he is still living with them means he's underage
>Doesn't realize that the board he's on is comprised of over 95% stay-at-home perma-NEETs
>>28886441
Cool, follow their rules if they're supporting your ass
Eat/Drink in the toilet.
Mohammad won't find out because he's dead/never existed
>>28886468
>implying I'm OP
Nice way of following the topic, fartknocker
Sleep through day, wake up at sundown.
>>28883187
If you don't have a job try something online like tech support or tutoring.
>>28886492
I was talking in a general sense for all people living with their parents genius
>>28886663
Haha, of course you were. Why not just admit you were wrong instead of digging yourself deeper and making yourself look even more ridiculous then you already do
Just pile up on food over the next 8 days collect what you can when.you can
