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>he browses /r9k/ "ironically"
>he comes to /r9k/ to bully ugly, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves, just to make himself feel better about his own life
>he thinks /r9k/ is "satire"
>he presumes robots have shitty lives because they have a shitty attitude, and not the other way around
>he genuinely believes he's a better person than the average robot
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>I worked HARD for everything I have and social inclusion
>You need to pick up your bootstraps and just get fit!
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>>28882430
>he thinks /r9k/ is "satire"
Do people really think we pretend to be losers???
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>>28882476
>This place is fucking TOXIC, you need to stop complaining and just b yourself.
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>>28882497
Yeah honestly why would you NOT come here for satire?

Fucking wagecuck threads? Braap posting? This place is a parody
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>>28882430
>>he browses /r9k/ "ironically"
>>he comes to /r9k/ to bully ugly, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves, just to make himself feel better about his own life
>>he thinks /r9k/ is "satire"
>>he presumes robots have shitty lives because they have a shitty attitude, and not the other way around
>>he genuinely believes he's a better person than the average robot
this shit is infuriating to no end
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>>28882430
What's wrong with that? You guys always cheer me up knowing I'm not that much of a loser in comparison
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>>28882497
Yes. To the normie, the idea of people like us actually existing--people with zero friends, people who are so mentally-ill they can't leave the house, people who can't talk to or even maintain eye contact with others, people who are over the age of 20 and haven't had sex or even held a girl's hand, people who just waste their lives away in front of a computer because they're both too scared to live and too scared to die, people who have been shit on by life time and time and time again since birth, people who are hurting and angry at society for making them feel this way--is so ridiculous and so far removed from their own happy normie bubble that they honestly believe that people like us are kidding around and making it up. Look at r/4chan, an entire subreddit where normies conglomerate to bring back "le epic meme arrow stories from le 4chan XD," focusing their attention primarily on /r9k/. The social awkwardness and NEETdom and anger and self-loathing they find here, they think it's just one big joke, and that we, by extension, are just one big joke. They'll never empathize with us. They will never feel sorry for us. They will never admit that we suffer due to factors out of our control. They'll just laugh and read our stories, save a "rare Pepe :D" and move on with their day. They don't care. They're normies.
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>>28882971
>tfw r/4chan was my first exposure to /r9k/
>tfw I related so much to the pathetic greentext stories, rather than laughing at them
>tfw my life is just a meme that normies laugh at
>tfw /r9k/ is the only place I feel "normal"
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>>28882824
If you have to come here to not feel like a loser, you're not much better off than we are. You're also not a very good person desu. It's like if I were to book a flight to Ethiopia every two years and just walk around pointing and laughing and rubbing my stomach. In a lot of ways, actually, you're a far worse person than we could ever be. We come here for camaraderie and support. You come here to bully and make fun of us.
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>>28882430
>>he browses /r9k/ "ironically"
God I can't tell anymore.
>>he comes to /r9k/ to bully ugly, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves, just to make himself feel better about his own life.
Kinda.
>>he thinks /r9k/ is "satire"
I find it hard to belive some of the crazy shit posted here.
>>he presumes robots have shitty lives because they have a shitty attitude, and not the other way around.
It's all cause an affect, I doubt you'd live a more shitty life if you just kept an open mind to new experiences.
>>he genuinely believes he's a better person than the average robot.
Better than a NEET at least.

What is this shit? I think you've hit the nail on the head, most of those things apply to me, I'm not gonna lie, no reason to. God I hate when R9K understands normies better than we do our selves.
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Thanks for bringing this issue to the light OP
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>>28883381
>God I hate when R9K understands normies better than we do our selves.
you are boring, predictable, and completely lack both empathy and self-awareness. it's not rocket science, m8.
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>>28882430
>Taking the time to comment on bottom of the barrel human trash
Just leave them alone
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>>28882430
>>he comes to /r9k/ to bully ugly, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves, just to make himself feel better about his own life

this, though i am an ugly loser myself

i really enjoy baiting people about balding, height, penis size, eye color, IQ, uni majors etc

i really enjoy seeing them post 'x is not that bad, or x is average, guys, look at these studies'
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>>28882682
It was actually good before redditors came and fucked Everything
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Most posts on this board are just memeing, these nobody with cum rags under the bed, collections of piss jars, or skipping months of showering
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>>28883381

You think this is unknown? You people are pathetic mediocrities, even moreso when you try to lecture us on how to live.

At least robots are exceptionally 'bad', you lot are not at all exceptional, just fodder with boring lives.
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>>28882430
>All my problems are other people's and society's fault.
>I have no fault in the big bowl of shit my life became.
>My personal decisions (or lack of decisions) have anything to do with becoming a failure.

r9k in three sentences, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>28883114
>>tfw r/4chan was my first exposure to /r9k/
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
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>>28883960
>skipping months of showering
i did that when i was neet

i imagine a lot of neets do that

you hould go back to facebook
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>>28883993

>I create imaginary people devoid of context to 'prove' I am right
>I forward these ideas because I have learned I seem like a more adult person if I do.
>So be a real man and smoke Marlboro cigarettes! :^)

You, in three sentences. I don't have to appeal to an imaginary audience, because even posts about you are so dull nobody will read them.
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>>28883993
>All my problems are other people's and society's fault.
To a large extent, yeah. I mean, to be fair you can try really hard and end up in a better spot, but its kinda bullshit because you can put in 5x the work for a fraction of the results that someone with a better deck of cards gets. Anyways, I hate faggots like you, little miss no nonsense, dropping your stupid little truth bombs that no one is impressed by.
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>>28882497
Yeah, or at least exaggerate for effect or because they lack perspective so their problems are magnified in their minds.

It's like a goth teen telling you their life is pain and emptiness and they just want to die.
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>>28884103
>dropping your stupid little truth bombs that no one is impressed by.

@_#
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>>28884052
Yikes, looks like that anon struck a nerve.
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>>28882430
Its not about thinking i'm a better person than you, you fucking retard. I come here to know that my life is better than yours, and that you will die alone while i'll have family and friends to keep me company. Its a good feeling knowing someone else in the world is this much of a pathetic manchild.
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>>28882497
Wallowing in self-pity is an age-old behavior, anon.

The Internet just makes it that much easier to live in a bubble.

/r9k/ is the result.
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>>28882971
>They'll just laugh and read our stories, save a "rare Pepe :D" and move on with their day. They don't care. They're normies.

I didn't read the rest of your whining, but got any rare Pepes for me?
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>>28883970
I would rather be "fodder with boring lives", than be pushing 30 and still living at home. It must be depressing being this delusional.
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Chadborg here. I come here to
>Vicariously feel the feels
>Pout when I'm down
>Humble myself back to the times when I was still a virgin/loser
>Give advice to anons who need it
>Cutepost/try to cheer robots up
>Socialize with cyborgs
>Let go and let myself regress to full autism, just for a second
>Post in the more interesting threads, e.g. "what do balls feel like," CYOA threads, etc.

I also loathe most people, normies and robots alike, and the sense of camaraderie from your guys' endless spheres of loathing is comforting. Please never change, unless for the better.
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>>28884166

Yikes, I've seen so many variations of this exact same phrase, it makes me miserable to see it.

How can you people do this shit? Just straight up repost the same 'natural sounding' responses over and over?
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>>28884288
I'm a relatively sophisticated Markov chain generator.

Don't know how the others do it.
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Why can't people leave alone communities where they are not wanted?
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>>28882430
Shouldn't this make you happy?

We give your life purpose and meaning. You exist to entertain us.

You should thank us for filling your emptiness.
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>>28884313

Its a meme. A half-conscious, set response. Its a variation of 'u mad', along the lines of 'are you frustrated', 'are you hung up?', 'bum tingles, sir?' and things like that, that's become common enough to kind of be a stock phrase of its own.
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>>28884288
>Yikes, I've seen so many variations of this exact same phrase, it makes me miserable to see it.

Your misery is our joy.
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>>28884379

You don't feel joy. Maybe you get excited or have fun, but joy is beyond you.
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>>28884274
Same here, brah.

It's nice that we can come to this land and interact with its simple folk, venting our frustration or act as autistic as we like, then return to our normal lives when we've had our fun, knowing that the zoo will still be there tomorrow.
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>>28884447
I exist in a state of constant bliss.
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>>28884052
>creating imaginary people

That is what /r9k/ does. They create an imaginary "Chad" who is successful in everything because he was born that way, has never worked for it, and girls jump on his cock just because he exists.
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>>28883835
>>28883970
I'm relatively happy with my mediocre shallow life. Can either of you say the same?
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>>28884487

You couldn't define bliss in a way that didn't reek of a euthanasia clinic, because you are just that banal.
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>>28884516

>I'm relatively happy with my mediocre shallow life

I highly doubt it. You're happy for the sake of argument, you can't just take a telling and go elsewhere - you have to stick your stunted oar back in for a second go.
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>>28884504
People like that actually exist though. Not as common as /r9k/ would have you believe, but i have met several people who were almost clinically retarded but their good looks and families wealth got them laid and a good career.
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>>28884504

Am I /r9k/?

>>28884274
>>28884504

These guys seem fine with it.
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>>28884504
Um I've known many chads.
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>>28884460
Sentiments like this are why normies get shot the fuck up.
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>>28884460
Nah, I don't judge them. This is not some sort of zoo, this is their life. Every day. Forever.

They're not simple, and that's what keeps me coming back. They're fucked up, unstable, and filled with the most complex flavor of rage and other emotion. You should not look down on them.

Sometimes we do need to vent. But, never forget that these people give their whole lives to this place, to these feelings. Coming here should not be taken for granted, and I feel like I should at least try and give back sometimes.

Never get complacent, and most of all, appreciate :D
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>>28883993
>what are genetics
>what is being ugly
>what is growing up without a father
>what is growing up with an abusive mother
>what is being rejected by your peers for being ugly and shy
>what is mental illness
>what is poverty
Newsflash, normie: a lot of factors in your life are completely out of your control. I know you don't like to hear this because you like to think that your success in life is something you "earned" and "worked hard for," but honestly you just got lucky. Some of us are not so lucky, not even close.
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>>28884724
posting an originally commentaried addition to my previous post
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>>28882476
bullshit, your brain chemistry, genetics and family carried you to success.
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>>28884556
That makes me wonder:

In r9k cosmology, are all "normies" Chads and Stacies? Or are "normies" a layer of "the masses" between robots and the Chads and Stacies?
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>>28884983
The latter. Now fuck off our board.
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>>28884724
>This is not some sort of zoo, this is their life. Every day. Forever.

That's exactly what a zoo is, anon.
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>>28884626
Another Supreme Gentleman, I take it?
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>>28884780
>what are genetics
>what is being ugly
>what is growing up without a father
>what is growing up with an abusive mother
>what is being rejected by your peers for being ugly and shy
>what is mental illness
>what is poverty

Things countless millions of >>28884998
people deal with and yet don't become robots?
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>>28883909
Point is the place is shit now and is the new /b/

Then /r9k/ will become like /b/ and fill with porn and get threads
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>>28884724

He's not like you. The only reason he wrote that post is to annoy robots, so he's probably another nobody trying to enlarge his mediocre achievements and get some replies.

>But, never forget that these people give their whole lives to this place, to these feelings

There are always robots online, but most of them have excruciating lives outside of this board. Not that they involve other people of course.
What you see here is a taster of something that nobody can be bothered putting into words, its by no means the whole package.
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>>28884542
>You're mad because you refreshed the page and replyed to me.

Is that what you're implying? I think you don't understand the concept of the word banter.

>>28884780
>I know you don't like to hear this because you like to think that your success in life is something you earned and worked hard for, but honestly you just got lucky. Some of us are not so lucky, not even close.

I grow up in a white trash broke as fuck household, with my drunk mother. Man, I was homeless at 11 an was living in a homeless shelter for kids for about 3 years. I was poor af so everyone made fun of my clothes an I had acne and a long dirty hair because I had no momey to get it cut. But you know what? You just move on. You realise that at some point you have to take personal responsibility for your life and stop blaming shit that happened in the past. Everyone has a sob story EVERYONE. IMO if you dont have a criminal record, and live in a first world country, you could literally turn your life around right now if you want to. But instead you sit here an cry to people you will never meet, and who dont actully care, on a chinese cartoon forum.
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>>28882971
>factors that are out of our control

its all brain chemicals, we have vary little power over how we feel or our personality's. normies love to preach their success storys of how they just kept pushing forward because they are so tough, invincible and that nothing can bring them down, they forget that at any second their brain can turn on them and not only change their mood but send them into a panic attack so terrifying that they can only vomit and cry. robots are held back by their brain chemistry that fire fear and sad chemicals non stop there is no free will to choose any normie would act the same way if theyre brains acted the same way.
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>>28885036

Millions of people deal with those factors and do become robots. I know you think you have a point, but being as you are part of 'the masses', you aren't quite fit for making those.
Just sneer, its what you are here for.
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>>28882430

Sounds like me :-)

Also I fucked girl #22 last night :-)
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>>28885076

>I think you don't understand the concept of the word banter.

Better than you do mate. However, since I do, I don't just write tedious, cruel things and pretend its 'banter', like children do.

>rambling life story

Its like I said to the other guy - you really are too 'basic' not to project your life, one of billions, onto every other life.
Within those four lines lie the potential for infinite variations of degree, not that this matters to you since as far as you are concerned, all of this is purely rhetorical.

Which is why your onions don't matter.
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>>28882971
>ABLOO BLOO muh life is so shit xD
>I have it SOOOOO hard!! my mommy pays for everything and i never leave the house... I wonder why i have no friends
>le normie meme
>le robot meme

Fucking kill yourself if you're sooooo lazy and so special snowflake that you can't live life like other people, I mean "normies".

>muh depression
>muh social anxiety

If life is so shit, why don't you kill yourself? People laugh at your pathetic life on reddit because, well, it's pathetic. No real struggle, just laziness

>i DESERVE a gf RIGHT NOW like when my mommy brings me food while sitting on the pc
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>>28885143

>reformed robot
>h-hey guys I had sex last night!

Once a tryhard, always a tryhard.
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>>28883381
>It's all cause an affect, I doubt you'd live a more shitty life if you just kept an open mind to new experiences.

>normies believe this to be completely true

we seclude our selves as a defense mechanism just like a devote christian and a war veteran with PTSD we can't give up our ways because we are scared and we don't want to because we believe them to be true.

>I find it hard to believe some of the crazy shit posted here.

examples?
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>>28885179

>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U R JUST ME
>U R ME STOP DISAGREEIN WIF YOU/ME
>WERE THE SAM UR JUST ME BUT WURSS XDDDDDDD

Throw your tantrum elsewhere you squealing pig. You are no longer funny.
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>>28885001
Then I guess everything is a zoo, then, which is kind of a gross way of thinking about life.

A zoo is a captive group whose primary purpose is the entertainment of a superior group. If you think we put and keep these robots here for our enjoyment, you're not much different.

>>28885064
>What you see here is a taster of something that nobody can be bothered putting into words, its by no means the whole package.
Of course. I would never imply otherwise.

I guess what I meant was that a lot of robots have such fucked up lives that they get destroyed by them, consumed by them. It takes a crippled psyche, one that's given up everything, to become a true robot here.

And I see your point on your first part.
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>>28885179
sounds like your talking about tumblrienas they are the ones who openly complain online and in real life and think they are special because of their fake mental disorders.

plus if someone complains about not having a gf they are either a faild normie or just a single full fledged normie. robots don't crave companionship to such an extent and are wise and introspective enough to know it will go wrong after viewing the repetitive and predictable cycle of normie relationships.
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>>28883999
Can even argue with those numbers. I am a disgrace.
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>>28885036
>Things countless millions of people deal with and yet don't become robots?
That's not even remotely true, but even if it were, would that justify you making fun of us for not being able to succeed with the odds stacked so highly against us? Millions of people survive having skin cancer--is it okay to make fun of those who don't? Are they bad people because they failed where other people managed to succeed?

I've developed a debilitating personality disorder from being abused and bullied my whole life. I had no father to teach me to stand up for myself. My mother was absent a lot of the time. We grew up poor. I am and always have been physically deformed and objectively ugly. I am terrified of going outside and can't even make a phone call without psyching myself up for a week beforehand. You can say a lot of people were in my situation and managed to turn their lives around, sure, but what if I can't? What if I've tried time and time again and have only failed? I've tried different types of therapy, I ran the gamut of medications, I tried lifting, I tried going to college, I tried pushing past my mental illness, and I just failed every single time and only made things worse. I'm tired of failing. Does that make me a bad person? Does that make you better than me?

You know, it really is funny to me how normies paint themselves as the "good" guys and us robots as the "bad" guys, but when it comes to empathy they're seemingly incapable of it. You're just mean and cruel person desu, and the worst part is you don't even realize it and you never will.
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>>28885193
>examples?

Heres your example m8.
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>>28885318
We are all bad people you narcissistic fuck. What good have you done for the earth besides cower in your home? We are all going to be completely forgotten in a thousand years and our lives will have meant nothing. The difference is i will have enjoyed life while on earth while you just sat at home rotting away.
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I'm not a robot, but I don't "ironically" browse here. I don't relate to robots in most ways and I find the things they complain about being hard to be easy, I browse here because I find robots to be interesting. Not in a 'look at this loser' type interesting, you robots are just....different.
I've had sex with both males and females, I get along with people well when I want, and I have a tight group of friends.
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>>28884173
>it's not about thinking I'm a better person
>It's about thinking I'm a better person
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>>28882430
Kek, only AMERICAN loser neets browse this place seriously.

Lol, only in AMERICA.

The women are slutty and fat, it's no wonder that they are greedy.

Americans are so stupid.

Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these

You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.

But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this

In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.

We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.

As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime

You fat fucks truly deserve Trump

What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.

Fuck you America.

You fat cunts.

You stupid pigs.

You unbelievable mongrels.

You are a nation in decline.

Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.

When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing CANADA is.

We won't make shit ass threads like this one, that's for sure.
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>>28882824
t.Gotcha bitch
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>>28885397
Write another reply but this time actually address the questions I've raised instead of going off on an unrelated nihilistic tangent and thinking it makes you right.
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>>28885234

>Then I guess everything is a zoo, then, which is kind of a gross way of thinking about life.

At least its not a farm. I hope. Can't see the point in running a suicide farm but stranger things have happened.

>Of course. I would never imply otherwise.

Didn't mean to correct you.
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>>28885375
>going with classmates

hes a normie but yes this could be true but normies love to exadurate and make shit up so i have no idea
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>>28885436
Are you retarded? I don't mean "morally" a better person. Just that i socialize and generally enjoy life while you sit in your room alone for months at a time. I know that no matter how bad it gets for me, you will always be worse off.
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>>28885162

>Better than you do mate.
Didn't realise this was a competition kek.

>Its like I said to the other guy
Wrong board m80, no ID's here.

>Within those four lines lie the potential for infinite variations of degree, not that this matters to you since as far as you are concerned, all of this is purely rhetorical.
What four lines? Wtf are you rambling about?

>Which is why your onions don't matter.
Dont talk about my fucking onions again, leave them out of this.
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>>28883960
>Cum rags

I currently have tissues and toilet paper all over my floor that I used to wipe cum off myself. My entire room is messy right now because I've been too depressed and low energy to do anything.

>Collections of piss jars

Have told my story here before but I suffer from sleep disturbances and can't sleep at all if I need to pee. Frequent urination and OCD means I have to walk to the bathroom multiple times a night when I just want to be asleep. Often, I'll wait for ~6 hours a night before I finally get tired (sometimes days or weeks -- once it even took 2 months requiring hospitalization.)

I took to using piss jars because it was just too exhausting making it to the bathroom all the time. If I didn't, my sleeping pattern would be even more disrupted.

>Skipping months of showering
Never understood this as showing is comfy, requires almost zero effort, and I don't like smelling like shit. If anything I shower ~3 times more than the normal person ...
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>>28885397

>We are all bad people you narcissistic fuck.

No, they are not. You have a guilty conscience, you deserve to, but they are not bad people.

>babby's first nihilism

Take note boys - at rock bottom, a normie is just an insubstantial, nihilistic nothing, using the supposed unintelligible nature of reality to justify his purely whimsical, half-baked bullshit.

Back to the troughs you fucking animal.
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why do i have so much anxiety talking to people non-anonymously?

as soon as somebody asks me for skype or contact info i start sweating even though there's literally nothing to be afraid about

the only way i feel safe is being anonymous
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>>28882430
r9k is satire
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>>28885472
Wasn't even the person you were replying too originally. I just find it funny that you can call someone else a bad person while completely ignoring the fact you are just as shitty. Also there are millions of people with sob stories just like yours who didn't end up as a failures. Your short comings are your own fault. Maybe its time to grow up, yeah?
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>>28884173
t.You sound miserable, lel
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>>28885477
>but normies love to exadurate and make shit up

Hence why I belive most of this board is SATIRE. God dammit.
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>>28885543
So what makes you a good person than? Most robots sit at home all day draining their parents funds and contributing nothing to society, that makes them bad people. Everyone is a narcissist as heart, your insecurities wont change that.
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>>28885560
Identity is a weakness. If you distinguish yourself from the anonymous collective you risk being targeted and attacked.
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>>28885500

>Didn't realise this was a competition kek.

Its just a statement of fact, I don't expect 'competition'.
It has a negative connotation to you, basically just mockery with a rhetorical out, so you can pretend that the needless shit you spew is all in good fun.

>Wrong board m80, no ID's here.

As though it mattered.

>What four lines? Wtf are you rambling about?

Your life story. It was four lines long.
Actually, that's pretty sad, now that I think about it.

>Dont talk about my fucking onions again, leave them out of this.

Extrapolate your fucking onions. Do it now, extrapolate them.
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>>28883114
>browses Reddit
GET OUT
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>>28884379
>your misery is our joy
>being this desperate to offend someone
>failing comically
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>>28884487
Laughable replies. Please, continue you try hard Norman.
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>>28885564
Holy fuck how was this original
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>>28882430

get a loife poyy
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>>28885614

>So what makes you a good person than? Most robots sit at home all day draining their parents funds and contributing nothing to society, that makes them bad people.

You were just babbling about how nothing matters, and now you will call robots bad people for not 'contributing to society'.

What a stupid fuck you are. Go play with a ball you mongoloid. I'm not going to discuss what makes someone good or bad with someone lacking any stable concept of either.
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>>28885491
>I didn't say I was a better person than you
>I'm just a better person than you
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>>28885696
feast on these testicles
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>>28885437
t.No one cares
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>>28885638

>>Wrong board m80, no ID's here.
>As though it mattered.
It did matter, you said; just like my other post, but I cant see your other post bc no ID's.
>Your life story. It was four lines long.
>Actually, that's pretty sad, now that I think about it.
Unless you've walked on the moon or made a few million dollars from nothing, most peoples life storys are only 4 lines long. My whole point was that his past problems are nothing new and pointless to most people. Like what you just said to me.

>Extrapolate your fucking onions. Do it now, extrapolate them.
Top zoz you're alright m80.
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>>28885614

>Everyone is a narcissist as heart, your insecurities wont change that.

'Everyone is a bad person! Everyone is a narc! You're insecure!'
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>>28882430

People that come here to make fun of Robots are failed normies who have barely gotten out of the depression pit or they're social outcasts who still try to fit in. It's just gamma males making fun of omegas. Pretty sad on their part too that that's what gives them a feeling of power
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>>28885779
t.feast on shit you swine
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>>28885737
>states that robots aren't bad people
>cant even explain why without sperging out

My point we that we are all bad, but you say robots aren't. I just gave you a reason why they are. Try not to get so mad next time, champ.
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>>28885817
Pretty sad on your part that calling someone sad gives you a sense of power
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>>28885810

>It did matter, you said; just like my other post, but I cant see your other post bc no ID's.

I'm just saying that if you were to go back looking for posts with a similar jist, then you would find the other guy I was referring to.
But it would be crazy to expect you to pick through all those posts, hence why it doesn't matter.

>Unless you've walked on the moon or made a few million dollars from nothing, most peoples life storys are only 4 lines long

I was fucking with you. I typed out 'Your life story. It was only four lines long', realised how angsty a sentence that sounds, and commented on it, don't take it to heart.
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>>28885880
Pretty sad that this is the only comeback you have.
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>>28885474
>At least its not a farm. I hope. Can't see the point in running a suicide farm but stranger things have happened.
There may be people like me out there, but with more schadenfreude. These robots here are broken, but at least they're contained. There are terrifying humans out there -- it's almost exciting to imagine. People are awful, but also endlessly interesting.

And worry not, anon. Also, thanks for the conversation. I need to get back to work, but I appreciate knowing there are others out there. I probably won't respond again.
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>>28885880

What a genius response, you normies are just so witty that must be how you always find ways to kick people when they're down and enjoy it
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>>28885913
Pretty sad that you are using a disgusting bigot's word as your name.
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>>28885876

You're asking me to prove a negative? You really are a retard. If you say 'x is bad', and someone else says 'no it isn't,' who is obliged to prove their point?
This isn't difficult stuff to understand.

>U-u m-mad...
>reaction pics

I don't like memeing, but 'damage control' seems fitting. You are a stupid fuck, let everyone know you are a stupid fuck, and now you try to cover that shit up with smug .jpegs.

How pathetic.
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>>28885951
But you claim that we're "down" or contemptible and you're trying to kick us. You're no better. In fact, you're worse.
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>>28885572
>Wasn't even the person you were replying too originally.
I don't care. Don't reply to my posts if you're not actually going to interact with them or address my points and instead just ignore everything I wrote.

>I just find it funny that you can call someone else a bad person while completely ignoring the fact you are just as shitty.
How am I just as shitty? I am capable of empathy and can put myself into other people's shoes. You've clearly demonstrated that you cannot do this.

>Also there are millions of people with sob stories just like yours who didn't end up as a failures. Your short comings are your own fault. Maybe its time to grow up, yeah?
Maybe it's time to reread my post, yeah? Just because other people have been in roughly the same circumstance and succeeded doesn't mean everyone like us can or will succeed, and it doesn't mean we're bad people for failing.
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>>28885998
Pretty sad you don't understand irony being used as a defense mechanism.
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>>28886047
>normie tries to turn tables
>fail
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>>28885998

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Fuck you, its a word that belongs to nobody.
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>>28886008
Oh so you have nothing to prove your early point that robots aren't bad people and aren't exactly the same as the normies they hate?

>No, they are not. You have a guilty conscience, you deserve to, but they are not bad people.

You were the one to right this, no? Going to elaborate further on it or just keep posting like an angry child?
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>>28886120

Don't bother mate, its gone from 'you're a disgusting sub human' to 'oh my god how can you be so cruel boo hoo you are just as bad as we are.'
Arguing with this trash is pointless.
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>>28886136
Fuck *write
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>>28886092
Dude, the other guy is a complete fucking imbecile, but why did you have to ruin it by posting something that doesn't make sense?
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>>28886149
God I hate them.
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>>28886175
What part doesn't make sense?
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>>28886180
Hatred is a double edged sword. You probably already cut yourself anyways you little attention seeker
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>>28886205
It makes sense, they just don't understand. You got them and they are too vacuous to respond. Fuck em
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>>28885656
>i'm so not mad i'm going to post telling you how not mad i am
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>>28886136

>Oh so you have nothing to prove your early point that robots aren't bad people

You said that robots are bad people, that is a positive argument. I said 'no they are not', that is a contradiction of your 'point'.
I am stating that you are the one who is obliged to prove that robots are bad people, since you originally made the argument.
Is that simple enough for you to understand?

Google 'burden of proof' if you have trouble still.

I say again, you started out saying robots are bad people, then you made it into everyone is bad, so that's two points for you to prove, before I even have to start a rebuttal, three if you include a consistent definition of bad beyond 'things I don't like'.
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>>28886220
If they're seeking attention, why are you giving it to them by responding?
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Does it bother robots that you have to certify you're not a robot with each post?
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>>28886294
>always choose the easiest targets
Coward.
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>>28886274
Read the bible. I can tell youvs never read the bible
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>>28886294
It was meant for the one who cries attention seeker.
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>>28886274
Just look at the multiple threads praising school shooters on /r9k/. That's all the proof I need to know robots are not good people. I wont even get into the woman hate threads or racism that's prevalent on this board.
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>>28886318
Now that's interesting. What do you call someone who always chooses the hardest targets? Isn't that a rather foolish strategy to pursue?
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>>28886318
But you say that normies are the easiest targets and you target them.
Why not set some fitness goals and target them?
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>>28886367
I call that an honorable person actually. Something you would never be.
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>>28886149
And these are the people we share our board with. These are the people reading our posts. It's kind of sad, isn't it? Bad people with no empathy hell-bent on bullying the downtrodden to somehow convince themselves that everyone's a bad person in an attempt to absolve their guilt and justify their immorality.
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>>28886376
Sounds like your trying to muddy the waters.
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>>28886360
Also you seemed to have miss my point, i am not singling out robots as the only "bad people" of this world, just that they are as bad as the normies.
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>>28886387
You don't know the first thing about honor.
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>>28886405
Once again, they're cowards. Always were, always will be.
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>>28886387
Interesting. So your definition of honor is always attacking the hardest possible targets?
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>>28886423
>this reply
Topkek
Teach me, normie guru faggot
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>>28886435
Only cowards are the robots. I come here to express my disgust and to laugh. You also serve as anti role models.
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>>28886407
Sounds like you're trying to dodge
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>>28886453
What kind of honorable person walks past a homeless person and spits on them? Its analogous to what you are doing here. Normie.
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>>28886405
For a board of mostly atheists, robots do talk about morality a lot.
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>>28886490
Are you actually from tumblr? Does people saying mean things on the internet get you this upset?

Jesus christ.
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>>28886490
You didn't answer my question. Who is advocating spitting on the homeless? Are you homeless?
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>>28886482
Express your disgust and laugh? Wow you sound pathetic. I prefer to be a robot as opposed to something of the likes of you. How desperate of you.
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>>28886507
You can be a moral person without subscribing to a religion.
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>>28886528
>doesn't understand analogies
I'm done.
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>>28886487
You said the magic word. Today's thread is brought to you by: Dodge. Buy a Dodge Ram today.
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>>28886528
He's making an analogy, you literal fucking retard. You don't go around making fun of homeless people, right? So why do you come here and make fun of mentally-ill losers who are less fortunate than you, haven't had the same opportunities you've had, and have much worse lives than you in general?

Goddamn, you're a stupid one.
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This discussion is interesting. I find it, in some ways, analogous to the deaf community, and so I have a question:

Robots upthread have said they are robots due to circumstances beyond their control. So is it that robots don't think they could be otherwise, or that even if there were some way for them to escape their circumstances they'd want to stay robots? Similar to how some deaf people oppose "fixing" the deaf because they feel that they've developed their own culture and society apart from the hearing.
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>>28886531
Even Shakespeare knew that this is what superior people do to their interiors. Laugh and toy with them. The inferior can mock but they can never toy with their superiors or have the things they have. You lose. You'll always be a loser.
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>>28886591
Keen observation, anon. Food for thought. How commendable.
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>>28886585
>You don't go around making fun of homeless people, right?

What if they asked me to?

Or, what if a rich person told you they'd pay you $100 for every homeless person you mocked, but they'd also donate $1000 per homeless person mocked to homeless charity organizations?
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>>28886566
Buy Dodge Ram now
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>>28886614
>implying anyone is winning or losing
The less you know little sheep, the better.
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>>28886591
its all in the head a robot could have the best family and all the benifits and still turn out a loser

robots dont want to be normies and they don't want to be robots they want to live in their fantasy worlds
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>>28886643
Muddying the waters again. Normie's are so dumb
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>>28886655
Why do you keep trying to win? Seems pretty stupid of you. I on the other hand have already won. Just cumming on your face over and over again
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>>28886557
>>28886585

Look, I never said you should fight the homeless. If you are homeless, I am sincerely sorry and hope you get the help you need.

I was asking about the nature of honor. The other anon said it was always attacking the hardest targets. I just wanted them to expand on that.
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>>28886684
Normie's what are so dumb? Who is Normie? Why are you insulting his things?
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>>28886701
>in anon's world he's always a winner
What exactly did you win again?
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>>28886585
Because we heard it through the grapevine that you were making fun of us, talking shit
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>>28886617
I choose to believe you are being sincere. Thank you.
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>>28886360

>praising school shooters

Distasteful, but how does that make you 'bad'? Lets ignore that not all robots praise school shooters, and that many are fed up of being associated with them - keep in mind that for most of these folk, people like you were the ones who made the initial connection. 'Don't go shooting up the school maaaaaan XXDDD'
It seems that robots are just taking in stride what you would do to them anyway, and, like the trash you are, you whine when they do.

In all honesty, shoplifting has more of a real impact on the world, yet only a vindictive autist would say that it makes you an evil person to pinch a Twix from Tesco.

>woman hate and racism

Meh. Again, the effect that robots have on the lives of women and blacks is fairly marginal, if non non-existent.
Indoctrinates, trendy leftists and stupid people forget that racism and sexism are bad because you are mistreating people because of their race or gender, instead operating on the notion that mistreating a woman or a black person is worse than mistreating whites or men, because its much easier to say its worse to hurt some people than to say that its equally bad to hurt anyone.

Much of the racism and sexism here comes from the fact that, while women and minorities are coddled and treated as a synechdote for our morality as a society, its pretty much open season on robots. And when the hypocrisies of people like you induce robots to assume the trappings of racism and misogyny, it justifies your 'point', not that you needed justification to treat people like shit, you do that normally.

I don't believe you have a standard of morality, or a concept of it. You don't understand 'good' or 'bad', so for you to make these bland, pious 'points' is really all I was expecting. Fall back on trendiness.
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>>28886749
I was, its actually interesting. It could relate to how subcultures developed from a sociological POV
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>>28886684
I'm trying to have a discussion. Will you please answer the questions?
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>>28886738
What did YOU win?
I have won this game of life and you area loser. You exist as my shadow, you are the gutter, you are a nail and I'm the hammer.
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>>28886790
You won't answer my questions. Practice what you preach
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>>28886782
It's too bad the ephemeral nature of 4chan's posts make it pretty hard to study. We don't have any records from the early days of r9k and before except what people have screencapped.
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>>28886614

>he's never read/seen Othello

Its a play about a man's subordinate playing him like a fiddle, making him kill his wife and alienate his real friends, for little to no reason.
You don't know Shakespeare, you don't know anything.

You're just easy flesh saying dull things, having boring gigles at so edgy schadenfreude. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Note that I didn't even address the bit about superiors, since its so trite its a waste of my worthless time.
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>>28886591
I can't speak for anyone other than myself, but being a robot has its pros and cons. It's a life of mental illness and misery and loneliness and alienation, sure, but it also gives you a pretty unique perspective on life. What better place to be in to observe society than on the outside of it, looking in?

So, if you're asking whether or not I'd want to get rid of my mental illness, get rid of the loneliness, get rid of being society's punching bag, the answer is absolutely, I would. If you're asking whether or not I'd prefer being an average slackjawed faggot who wears OBEY clothing, doesn't have a creative bone in his body, sees casual sex as a positive thing, isn't self-aware, thinks "chillin' wit da homies at da club XD" is the epitome of a fun night, or, conversely, is some "intellectual" Reddit-tier faggot who thinks staying at home pretending to enjoy droll, boring literature makes him a better person than everyone else, the answer is a resounding no. I don't want to be some mediocre, braindead, average faggot.
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>>28886814
What was your question?
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>>28886836
>You're just easy flesh saying dull things, having boring gigles at so edgy schadenfreude. Nothing out of the ordinary.
>Note that I didn't even address the bit about superiors, since its so trite its a waste of my worthless time.

Anon, you can't have this both ways: if you really have the level of contempt and indifference you're trying to express here, you wouldn't respond at all.

The more you declare how little you care, the more obvious it is how much you care.
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>>28886643
It's an analogy for what you are doing on this board to us right this very second, you pitiful moron. It's not some hypothetical scenario. It's an analogy to something you are actually doing. Please just stop posting for your own good.
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>>28886796
You won the game of life? But in the end you are in the same boat as everyone. So what you have a superficial relationship with your bf/gf? So what you have money? So what you may be attractive? It doesn't mean you've won dumbshit. All of that means jackshit the moment you sense your heart stop beating and time halts as you come to instantaneous realization that everything you accomplished in life was merely a trivial distraction from the fact that you are now moments away from hurtling into an infinite void of non-being known generally as death. So have fun being a 'winner'. See how much all of that's counts at deaths door step. Silly normie.
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>>28886865

I never said I didn't care. I care more or less about everything I encounter.
Also I'm the one who rails at people claiming they don't care, fuck you, these are my lines.

I'm purposefully ignoring the insipid bits about inferiors and superiors, because, as I say, its not worth my time, which has no value.
Extrapolate onions.

In any case, he was being stupid, putting words in Shakespeare's mouth. He was wrong.
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>>28886840
So you'd want to be "cured" of being a robot, but only if you could be exceptional in "normal" society?
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>>28886867
>It's an analogy for what you are doing on this board to us right this very second, you pitiful moron.

Look, I didn't call anyone homeless. I don't know why you keep saying I did.
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>>28886796
How have you won the game of life? Do you have a lot of money? If so, what are you doing with it? Have you contributed something tangible to the world? If so, what? Have you contributed creatively to art or culture? If so, how? Do you have children? If so, are you raising them well? Are you married? If so, for how long? What makes you happy? Is it just shallow, passive consumption of things other people have made, like watching TV or listening to music? Have you traveled, seen the world? If so, have you meaningfully interacted with foreign cultures and learned something about humanity and by extension yourself? What have you accomplished?
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>>28886905
That kind of argument doesn't really work, anon. If it's all meaningless in the end, at least the other anon is happy and having a good life right now.

robots by their own admission seem stuck in perpetual misery.
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>>28886991
Live and let live. Stop judging. Everyone needs to be authentic to who they really are as people. You are right it is meaningless. But it doesn't have to be miserable. All robots want is to be accepted as they are. Materialism doesn't mean shit.
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>>28884516
>I'm relatively happy with my mediocre shallow life
>he comes to /r9k/ to bully ugly, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves, just to make himself feel better about his own life.
>Kinda.

Someone is lying to themselves
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>>28886928
But you're not ignoring anything. If you were you wouldn't respond. Announcing how you're ignoring something is announcing the exact opposite.
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>>28886905
Then why are you so butthurt that you don't have these things? It means a lot to you. You should be killing yourself right now
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>>28886959
Okay, I'm going to explain the concept of an analogy as simply as I can since you're clearly very mentally-deficient and I figure this will buy your retard handlers enough time to catch you and take you back to your special needs home:

When you come here, to /r9k/, as a "normie," you are actively flaunting your normal life to everyone here. When you make fun of them and pick on them, you are bullying people who are less fortunate than you. When you spit on the homeless, you are bullying people who are less fortunate than you. Do you see why he made that analogy? He's not saying you're spitting on the homeless or that we're homeless, he's saying the act of you making fun of us mentally-ill losers is comparable to spitting on the homeless.

Please tell me you understand this very uncomplicated concept now.
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>>28885179
This is the kind of shit he was talking about. You assume that, because we are losers, it is because we chose to be or that we must be some stereotype.

I did well in all of my academics, had a few friends in high school, maintain very good working relationships with my professors, and even occasionally realize that I was having the attention of attractive girls without realizing it.

It changed nothing. Even if I know I could be friends with someone, I can't even speak to them; there was a guy in one of my classes at Uni that I would talk about the Roman-Parthian Wars with, but I could never talk to him outside of that.

I have a good scholarship, loving and supportive parents, good economic status, and am even in a supporting religious community. None of this prevented me from being labeled the creepy guy in the dorm that the little cunts actually accused of being a sexual predator because of my blunted affect and lack of friends.

The reasons for this are quite clear: I have multiple neurological disorders caused by genetics that were recessive in one of my parents. If I am lucky, I will be able to get rid of the intrusive obsessions and hallucinations in-exchange for the functioning of my sex organs (the medication for my illnesses has about a 62% chance of causing erectile dysfunction) and possibly brain atrophy.

Those "tendies XD" stories are a bunch of fucking Reddit meme faggots.

So, please, kindly, get the fuck off of my board.
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>>28882771
lmao'ing at your life

t. normie
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>>28887035
But they're not living and letting live and neither are you. You keep judging. This is war. The robots started it.
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>>28886776
>keep in mind that for most of these folk, people like you were the ones who made the initial connection. 'Don't go shooting up the school maaaaaan XXDDD'

Nice projection there

>It seems that robots are just taking in stride what you would do to them anyway, and, like the trash you are, you whine when they do.

STILL PROJECTING. So in your mind its okay to murder innocent people if you are bullied? That doesn't seem fair at all, you can get over being bullied in the past, you cant get over being dead.

>Meh. Again, the effect that robots have on the lives of women and blacks is fairly marginal, if non non-existent.

It doesn't matter if robots have little interaction with these people. The vast majority of robots are still preaching racism and sexism, just because /r9k/ is a hug box doesn't change the fact that what they are saying is wrong. Its also hilariously hypocritical since most robots complain about being judged for their physical appearance, but do the same to minorities.

>Indoctrinates, trendy leftists and stupid people forget that racism and sexism are bad because you are mistreating people because of their race or gender, instead operating on the notion that mistreating a woman or a black person is worse than mistreating whites or men, because its much easier to say its worse to hurt some people than to say that its equally bad to hurt anyone.

Not even remotely relevant

>Much of the racism and sexism here comes from the fact that, while women and minorities are coddled and treated as a synechdote for our morality as a society, its pretty much open season on robots. And when the hypocrisies of people like you induce robots to assume the trappings of racism and misogyny, it justifies your 'point', not that you needed justification to treat people like shit, you do that normally.

Even more projecting and a long list of excuses. Most robots don't even leave their homes, how are they getting attacked by women and minorities?
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>>28886942
Yes, I'd want to get rid of the mental illness and the inability to go outside but keep the self-awareness and the objective worldview. I don't like being a robot but I wouldn't want to be a typical "normie" either, just because I don't like the way they think or spend their time and I don't want to become that kind of person in order to "fit in."
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>>28887035
Hmm. The other anons have been saying that robotdom is kind of an affliction, a state brought on by tragic circumstances.

But you seem to be saying it's some sort of philosophy, built on a rejection of materialism.

So is robotdom a voluntary state, then? Or is this talk of the meaninglessness of materialism a rationalization of your affliction?

i.e., your affliction prevents you from attaining normal markers of success, so you develop a coping mechanism that recasts those markers as worthless to protect your own ego?
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>>28887073
I'm not butthurt at all actually. I am doing well without those things. Im just helping you to see how worthless it is. Why should I kill my self? I'm relatively content at this point in life. Are you just projecting your own desires of self destruction? I pity you.
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>>28887106
Fuck off childmind.
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Sometimes I come here to bully the robots here because they remind me of my younger self and I know they need all the help they can get. What actually happens though, is extreme butthurt since denial / avoidance is an important part of why people end up being a NEET in the first place. So you can imagine over a long time people construct complex tapestries of delusion to avoid confronting reality and forums like /r9k/ and Wizchan become echo chambers where people can gather to reinforce those delusions ... Kind of like a bunch of depressed people encouraging each other to suicide ... But I also know that there are brief moments of clarity in this madness where people realize how they ended up here.

Usually that's completely useless by itself since even if you realize your life is fucked it doesn't give you the tools by itself to fix it. But I think the smart people here who know they are physically or mentally fucked -- who know they'll never work a normal job, have friends, etc, can at least begin working on an alternative that will actually work.

You know what I wish a doctor or my family had of said to me: that my condition was permanent, unlikely to be changeable, and would result in an inability to obtain or maintain jobs or relationships. But ... that I was smart enough to make money another way and give me the full support / encouragement I needed to be successful. (Eventually founded a successful software company but not before I spent years being harassed by normies for repeatedly dropping out of college, having no friends, etc when I was too mentally unwell for all of them.)

It didn't have to be this difficult but through a lack of understanding normies made our lives even more miserable. We're probably the most marginalized group of anyone and what's fucked up is we have no voice outside of the Internet. If you imagine all this SJW bullshit -- those fagots have far more support than us so NEETs effectively amount to the slaves of the 21st century.
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>>28887073
>Why are you so butthurt that you're a loser with zero friends who will probably never get married and have children and who goes weeks without saying a word to anyone because he's so alone?
Dude, you are remarkably stupid, you know that?
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>>28887078
That doesn't make sense.

Many homeless are mentally ill, yes, but not all are. Many are also victims of tragic problems.

It seems pretty insulting to compare the homeless to the mentally ill, who you also seem to like to viciously mock:

>as I can since you're clearly very mentally-deficient and I figure this will buy your retard handlers enough time to catch you and take you back to your special needs home:

And I have no idea what any of this has to do with the definition of honor.
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>>28887106
This is my subjective coping strategy. I speak for myself.
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>>28887092
It seems like we need a definition of "robot", then.

You sound like a "normie" who has medical issues. That is, you're not incapable of having a normal social/sex/work life.

Whereas robots seem to describe themselves as not able to function in normal society at all, not even at the level you describe. And further, they seem to lack any of the support you describe.

So are you a robot? Or a normie with medical issues?
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>>28887192
Who are you quoting? No one said that
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>>28887106
Do you know what the difference is between us robots and you normies? When we make fun of you, we do it in a secluded corner of the internet amongst ourselves where people like you will most likely never stumble across it. When you make fun of us, you do it publicly in front of everyone else and to our face, using personal insults, destroying our self-esteem, and humiliating us. Tell me, which one is more destructive?
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>>28887297
You just described yourselves as cowards and normies as brave warriors. Thanks I guess
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>>28886776
>>praising school shooters
>Distasteful, but how does that make you 'bad'?

If you have to ask this, you aren't a good person. Good people don't cheer the slaughter of innocent people.
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>>28887326
You aren't a normie tho
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>>28887134
Aren't you creating a false dichotomy between "robots" and "normies", though?

There are plenty of people who aren't mindless drones. Artists, musicians, philosophers, inventors, etc, who also aren't robots.
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>>28887331
>innocent people
Define
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>>28887289
You asked why someone is butthurt if he doesn't have those things. I told you that it's inherently human to be miserable and angry over not having companionship, love, financial stability, and so on. But you didn't even try to understand what I wrote, did you?
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>>28887331
Yet you praise the slaughter of robots but have the nerve to call your self a good person.
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>>28887359
Fuzzy logic
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>>28882497
Yes, the normies are here ironically for the epic memes. This place has been meme central ever since /r9k/ had the bright idea of trying to get rid of normies with memes.
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>>28887326
No, I actually didn't. When we make fun of you, we do it in a way that you don't see it and it doesn't affect your life in any way. When you make fun of us, you make sure to do it in public so that we hear it, experience it, and are forever affected by it. That's cruel, not brave.
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>>28887349
>he can't believe a normie is actually talking to him
>so used to be ignored he can't believe it
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>>28887297
What's interesting about this comment is that this is precisely how academics and progressives describe racism, as a power dynamic rather than a simple exchange. It's also why you sometimes hear things like minorities can't be racist against whites.

This thread in general has featured robots arguing that normies are just people coming from better circumstances and thus shouldn't bully robots. That is: robots are expressing the concept of privilege, that whatever your personal qualities, your circumstances can give you institutional advantages that others lack.

Which is ironic, because robots also tend to be among the most hardcore "anti-SJW"/"alt right" types, yet here they've perfectly recreated the arguments of SJWs in the service of their own self-defense.
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>>28887439
>5 stages of acceptance
>1:denial
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>>28887399
Are you saying my reasoning is unclear, or are you referring to the concept of "fuzzy logic"?
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>>28887458
t.Omg this
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>>28887373
I would say 4-5 year olds are fairly innocent. They are under their parents care and only learned to speak a few years beforehand. They have no understanding of the world and don't even realize the possible consequences of their own actions. Didn't stop a robot who had no prior connections with them from coming in and slaughtering them.
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>>28887482
Your reasoning is on par. I was making a reference point.
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>>28887390
Shouldn't robots embrace their own slaughter?

Robots upthread say their condition is genetic, leading to a lifetime of misery.

Shouldn't they support the purging of those with their affliction so people don't have to suffer in the future from this problem? Shouldn't robots embrace the camps?
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>>28887331
>bully and torture a kid for years
>abuse him physically and mentally, literally break his spirit
>he has no one to reach out to for help, you just bully him some more
>one day he finally snaps and shoots you before killing himself, just to inflict upon you a fraction of a hundredth of the profound level of pain you've purposely caused him over the years
>"OMG HOW CAN YOU SLAUGHTER INNOCENT PEOPLE LIKE THAT ;_;"

It's not right, but don't pretend it's an entirely black and white issue.
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>>28887431
You are cowardly. Normies have the balls to say things to your face. In fact, when a normie says something to the face of a of another normie, that normie turns into a robot. We normies are continually thinning the herd.
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>>28887390
Who was praising the slaughter of robots? Stop projecting.
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>>28887458
My god. The hypocrisy is exposed.
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>>28887071

Is there any point to this dickswinging pedantry, or are you just looking to seem clever?

>>28887123

>projection

You don't know what this means, dummy. In your mind its yet another tedious meme word that makes you 'win'.

> So in your mind its okay to murder innocent people if you are bullied?

Who has murdered innocent people? Is laughing about something the same as doing it, or are you so stupid you can't understand the very basic English I'm using?

>It doesn't matter if robots have little interaction with these people.

Yes, it does.

>The vast majority of robots are still preaching racism and sexism, just because /r9k/ is a hug box doesn't change the fact that what they are saying is wrong

You've already babbled about how nothing matters, and now you are going to talk about how 'preaching' racism and sexism is sooooooo wroooooooong, but not as wrong as treating people like shit?
This is why robots are sexist and racist. The people who care oh so very much about the feelings of women and minorities don't care about anyone who it isn't trendy to care about.

>not relevant

Highly relevant. The man who can't understand burden of proof ought not to be in charge of deciding what is relevant and what isn't.

Its the reason why robots are racist and sexist. To annoy sanctimonious hypocrites like you.
It isn't women and minorities who hold robots in contempt, though surely lots of them do, its foremost the crawlers who express so much false concern for them, i.e. you, and spastics like you.

Keep squealing 'pwojekshun!', it doesn't make it any more substantial, or you any more incisive.
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>>28887516
No, normies use a herd mentality. You feel powerful in numbers so you convince other people to join you in your crusade against those you deem different.
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>>28887359
Not really. The very small population of non-normie, non-robot artists is what I want to assimilate into. The vast majority of people don't fall under that label. As for robots and normies, that's not a false dichotomy. It's very much an "us vs. them" issue. People who fall into neither camp are anomalous outliers.
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>>28887286
Robot = no friends, no gf, without much hope of getting either.

I didn't really have a friend until I was well-into middle school, and, honestly, I think the only reason I ever had any friends was that I was cooped up with the same people for 6 hours a day from age 5 until age 18. There are those in worse positions than myself; I was lucky in that people found me either useful or amusing (by High School, I could effectively make jokes and expect the entire class to laugh, because everyone knew I was smart and not laughing would thus make them look dumb). I was also lucky in that the last time I was ever physically bullied was the eighth grade (I was 14 at the time, 5 years ago; the main reason I wasn't bullied afterwards is because the experience made me hate having to take PE class, so I didn't take it until senior year, at which point people had matured).

It was a whole different game at University. You're not forced to interact with people, and the only way to meet people is of both yours and their own accords outside of class: attending social functions, already having a group of friends, etc. It just plain never happened for me. I didn't even realize how strange it was until I discussed my loneliness with my psychiatrist and they gave me a strange look, but I hadn't had an informal conversation from August until May. I spent most of my time either in class, doing scholarship volunteer hours, or on my computer talking to Russians over Skype (they and I had bonded over political discussions on another site).

I think I was isolated too long from other people, because I have gotten to a point where what others consider routine socializing is terrifying for me, and what is considered ordinary University life is absolutely sickening. When I returned from University, my friends wouldn't stop talking about all the friends they had made, which wasn't too bad, but the degenerate parties, the sex, the drunkenness, etc. It all disgusted me.
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>>28887515
>>one day he finally snaps and shoots you before killing himself, just to inflict upon you a fraction of a hundredth of the profound level of pain you've purposely caused him over the years

Are you actually so retarded that you think bullying even compares to death? People get over bullying, you cant fix being dead. Not a very fair trade. Also not too mention that those robot shooting sprees kill alot of other robots. the columbine massacre killed several robots who had nothing to do with the bullying.
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>>28887515
Well, who are you talking about here?

The Columbine kids? That "bullying" story is false. It was reported in the media, but it turned out to not actually be true.

Elliot Rodger? That narrative doesn't describe him. If you read up on him you'll see he comes from a privileged life with every advantage surrounded by people who supported him. His problems were largely self-caused.

In fact, most school shootings are done by people with mental illnesses, not bullying victims pushed to the edge and forced to snap.

Even if they were, and you accept that they are justified in that way, shouldn't they only be justified in hurting the people who hurt them? The vast majority of students are going to be uninvolved in hurting them. Yet shooters are always indiscriminate killers.
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>>28887598
>implying death needs to be fixed.

Not the guy you were replying to, but there is no suffering in death. Bullying has been acknowledged for some time to cause prolonged psychological impact.

I'm not defending the shooters, but you endure it for a long time and try not to get revenge fantasies. I myself came very close to committing a school shooting in eighth grade (my plan was to, when the Football Chads would gather around my stall for my daily beating, to shoot through the door with my father's revolver). Never went through with it though.
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>>28887550
>Is there any point to this dickswinging pedantry, or are you just looking to seem clever?

I'm trying to have a conversation. If you're uninterested, please say so. I don't want to bother you.
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>>28887458

We've come to terms with the fact that society will shun the exile from the first beginning to the last apocalypse and have no desire to tear down institutions for our benefit. We're human and want to be loved but are denied that.
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>>28887331

>If you have to ask this...
>Good people don't cheer the slaughter of innocent people.

Webcomic morality.

How do you know that?
How do you know anything?
You just take something that 'seems' bad and then blow it up beyond all reason, so that things which happen in the real world, murders, rapes, etc. are not as bad as robots laughing about shit on the internet.

Fuck you, oh pious and holy saint.

>>28887458

>It's also why you sometimes hear things like minorities can't be racist against whites.

That's actually a bastardised interpretation of Foucault's 'power', dumbed down so uni babies can repeat it ad nauseaum at anyone who disagrees with them.

> robots are expressing the concept of privilege, that whatever your personal qualities, your circumstances can give you institutional advantages that others lack.

That's only really been called privilege since the 80s-90s, when bourgeois liberals took over a lot of Marxian ideas and, as I said, bastardised them.

>Which is ironic, because robots also tend to be among the most hardcore "anti-SJW"/"alt right" types

I'm a communist. SJWs ripped off Marx for all the ideas of theirs which have any substance, then introduced ridiculous shit like 'white = power', regardless of context.
Its just taking the word 'power' and making it say whatever you'd like it to.

>>28887544

Where is the hypocrisy? A society obsessed with structural 'privilege' ignores a pretty sizeable mass of the oppressed?
A bunch of frivolous dummies on /r9k/ try to moralise a social question, so they can feel morally superior to the folk they shit on every day?
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>>28887621
THIS
They had an entire group of friends, like 8-10 of them as a posse. They got bullied sure but they weren't total fucking outcasts.
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>>28887458
You're acting as though this is some huge revelation, but it's not. Yes, we refer to the concept of "privilege," but unlike the """""progressive""""" leftists, the benefits gained by this type of privilege aren't mere fiction. Attractive people are treated better than ugly people. That is simply an objective fact. If you are lucky enough to be born attractive, you will be treated better in life than someone who was unlucky enough to be born ugly. Ugliness, by the way, is also objective--asymmetry is an "ugly" quality, among others.

The concept of something like white privilege is disproved in seconds--whites are at an inherent disadvantage when applying for scholarships, schools, or jobs because of their skin color; they're disproportionately killed by cops moreso than blacks; there's less of them in prison because they commit less crime (and committing crime is a choice--I grew up poor as fuck and wore the same pair of pants to school for weeks at a time, yet I never robbed anyone or stole anything); and so on.

The logic simply isn't supported by facts. Our logic, however, is. That's the difference.
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>>28887676
Fascinating. Can I ask to which school of Communist thought you subscribe?

Have you given thought to a Marxist interpretation of robots?
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>>28887494
How old are you? Five year-olds are fucking evil.
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>>28882497
>losers
yes, yes I do and you can't convince me otherwise
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>>28887676
>How do you know that?
>How do you know anything?

Are you asking for the basis of all knowledge, or how specifically I know that cheering the killing of innocents is bad?
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>>28887676
>A society obsessed with structural 'privilege' ignores a pretty sizeable mass of the oppressed?

So you support the idea of structural privilege?
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>>28887715
You're on the cusp of understanding, but just not quite there yet.
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>>28887516
>bullying one person when you have a giant group of people backing you up and the person is outnumbered, overwhelmed, and can't retaliate
OMG SO BRAVE ;_;
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>>28887723
Not him, but perhaps someone similar to him. I was a bit of a Stalinist (really, I think "Stalinist" is just a buzzword, but I wore it proudly in the not so distant past), and I have previously aired a view that some kind of arranged meetings agency should be operated to match people up with people compatible to them and get them to meet each other in the hopes that they agree with it.

Of course, normalfags blew it up into proportion saying that I was trying to force people to marry people they hated, even though I explicitly included an option to reject. One of the people around said that I argued the issue like he would have expected of a Marxist, because I said that it would be beneficial, because those who already do fine in the current courtship system would still do well, and it would enable robots to do well also.

Someone I saw comment a long time ago described it best: In the past, familial networks would mostly handle the problems of people unable to muster the strength to get a partner of their own accord, and now that those social networks (arrangements) are either abolished or considered backward, it should be no surprise that it has been revealed that the reason they existed in the first place was that there were people who relied on them to live a normal life.
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>>28887715
Heil Hitler, brother.
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>>28887550
>You don't know what this means, dummy. In your mind its yet another tedious meme word that makes you 'win'.

You are so insecure that you make the baseless assumption that i bully robots and make school shooting jokes, i don't, thus you are projecting your own insecurities.

>Who has murdered innocent people? Is laughing about something the same as doing it, or are you so stupid you can't understand the very basic English I'm using?

Laughing at innocent people dying doesn't sound like the characteristic of a good person. But you probably assume that everyone killed in a school shooting is a bully, huh?

>You've already babbled about how nothing matters, and now you are going to talk about how 'preaching' racism and sexism is sooooooo wroooooooong, but not as wrong as treating people like shit?
This is why robots are sexist and racist.

You can realize that nothing matter in the end and also know that being racist and sexist is creating unnecessary suffering for people while they are still on earth. Robots should be the first to know life is hard, so why make it even harder for people? You can try to justify why robots are shitty all you want, doesn't change the fact that they are being unnecessarily cruel and hypocritical since they always complain about facing the same treatment.

>The people who care oh so very much about the feelings of women and minorities don't care about anyone who it isn't trendy to care about.

Not everyone is a crazy SJW you sheltered retard. That's just a baseless assumption you have no way of proving.

>Its the reason why robots are racist and sexist. To annoy sanctimonious hypocrites like you.

So you have an excuse, congrats. Does that mean that its okay for robots to be racist and sexist? No.
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>>28887788
Enlighten me, oh condescending Wise One.
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>>28887904
>he's against the progressive left so obviously he must worship Hitler
You are dumb, my man.
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It should be illegal for robots to breathe my air. Disgusting.
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>>28887964
Normalfags laugh at the disabled, the extremely poor, make jokes about famine, war, disease, etc.

The reason they get worked up when a few robots have a little laugh about a school shooting is because they are similar to those inflicted. There's no moral high-ground to be had in it.
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