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>woke up late >really horny >didn't think anyone
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>woke up late
>really horny
>didn't think anyone was home
>jerked off 3 times (usually only jerk off once a week)
>afterwards went to the kitchen to get a drink
>notice the guest bedroom's door is closed
>look out the front window at the driveway to see my family friend's car parked
>realize I wasn't home alone and jerked off loudly while someone listened
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This is a good time to kill yourself
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>>28882527
There was a time when I would cringe and freak out but I am way too far past that point. I don't really care. Must be really awkward for them though.
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>>28882598

>find something in the fridge that will leave a sticky residue on your hand (juice, pancake syrup, etc.)
>put some on your right hand
>shake hands awkwardly when you meet them
>note their reactions for later lulz
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Define loudly.

Like were you rocking back and forth screeching the whole time? How loud could you of been?
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>>28882598
the only way to be sure is to do it again
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