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5 decides what he does.
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>>28882320
Fuck Queen Elizibeth
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he digs a hole, nestles himself inside it, and never, ever comes out

if dubs he gets a comfy blanket and pillow to take with him
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>>28882320
he finds a girlfriend
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jeff dies.
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Jeff takes his gay fucking thread to

>>>/qst/
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>>28882375
7 decides next. Sorry, I'll be quicker this time.
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>>28882626

Jeff kills himself, ending the story.
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>>28882427
Originally shut up.
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>>28882626
They decide to transcend into another dimension, fueled by solitude and sadness.
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>>28882669
rolling for this
origami
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>>28882626
Jeff suffocates/starves/dies of dehydration

While he is dying, the life he could've lived but didn't flashes before his eyes. Things like gfs, friends, cars, careers, important social events, all that shit people tend to like.
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>>28882676

Originally fuck off and >>>/qst/
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Jeff goes back to /b/
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>>28882747
Dubs decides what he does next.
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He goes on a computer with a picture of Pepe and becomes sad.
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He preps Tyrone for the cucking
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>>28882938
Having found relief from physical pain, he now tries to create a tear in which he stores his memories, so new ones may be born.
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>>28882938
Descends onto the Earth plane with a horde of extradimensional Betas to start an eldritch robot uprising and exterminate all normies
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>>28882938

Becomes a cuck
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>>28882938
He tries to go back to the old dimension, missing only slightly. The thread moves to /b/ or /qst/.
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>>28882938
the wisdom from the other dimension makes him a superior being that comes back to earth to start the robot uprising.
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>>28882938
grows tentacles out of his pores on his face
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>>28882938
He goes back to the previous dimension, and shoots up his high school.
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>>28882938
becomes cthulu and ravages earth
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he finds love with someone in the same dimension and the leave together
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>>28882320
>5 decides what he does.

Have Jeff put on a Guy Fawkes mask. I bet it would be hilarious and original.
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>>28882938
gets sucked into a wormhole and spit out in Berlin 1938
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>>28883622
>this is the winner
I want to kill myself slightly more now.
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>>28883622
winrar

organic cilantro
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>>28883622
4 decides what happens next.
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>>28883622
>Have Jeff put on a Guy Fawkes mask. I bet it would be hilarious and original.

wtf is a guy fawkes mask?
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>>28883722
Jeff commits the Columbine massacre with a clone of himself.
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>>28883722
you delete this thread
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>>28883777
I can't say no to sabbath trips.

Mods can you delete this thread, please. Thanks.
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>>28883722
have him sing michael jacksons "bad"
then weird als "Fat"
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>>28883722
he kills himself
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jeff rapes a loli
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He posts CP
or
Masturbates
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>>28883738
holy shit

what the fuck.

i want to die.
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>>28883871
rerolllllllloolololololololololoolololololololololololollololololololololololololollllolololoololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
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>>28883903
rerollerino
Mama mia thata wasnt a originolo
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>>28883933
Smells like Nirvana
allso reroll
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>>28883871
NOW IM SCREAMING AND IM MUMBLING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SINGING
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>>28883871
i forgot the last verse owell
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>>28883871
this please op ill sing you a song
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Mods, this is OP. Please delete this thread.
MODS MODS MODS
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>>28883871
thats sounds nice. reroll
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Jeff hangs himself.
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>>28883722
Jeff posts the vid of that girl getting pounded by 25 high schoolers in a bathroom stall.
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>>28884964
Oh shit, looks like we have a winrar.
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OP is actually Jeff and now he's dead?
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>>28885599
Theory confirmed by dubs.
Who would've tought of such plot twist.
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Jeff goes to the sea.
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>>28883722
Thread is deleted so there's no context to this oc
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