>when he works a six figure job, is over 6'5", & has a footlong
>>28881793
>make lower 5 figs, am 5'11'' and have a 5.75'' cock.
>>28881901
Gross, why do you even exist?
>>28881793
I'm none of those things but i will be your cuck and let you have sex with whoever you want.
I'm a 5'6 NEET, I wanna hatefuck these types of girls
>>28881793
The thing is: competition smoothes things.
Yes, it's better to be all those things, but there isn't enough of those dudes for every females. Sure, Chad can sleep with 80% of women, but he can't marry them all.
You'll be what she settled for when she lowered her standards, and she'll resent you for it.
>>28881793
god damnit that pic reminded me of Xena and now im gonna have to go do something else for a few hours and hope my boner goes away
>>28881793
>when she has a six figure weight, over 65 mental issues, and a footlong's worth of roast beef
>when he's a 2d shota and calls me onee-san
Dude, Footlongs made by a professional sandwich arrists.make any good boy NEET drool too
>when she's not fat
That's literally all a woman needs.
>>28881793
>tfw you're 6'2 make a little over 4 figures and a 7.2" dick
Such is life of an immigrant :^(
>tfw op is 5 foot girl living off daddy's money or a guy with an inferiority fetish
>>28881947
>running shoes
At least this bitch has some humour.
