How do you have the best fap ever if you have all day to fap?
You edge for days and have lucid wet dreams at night.
>>28881326
for days? I thought if you edge you have to stay hard.
so maybe I could edge for a while now, go soft and do some other shit, then come back and edge some more, then do other stuff, then edge for a really long time, then blow my load?
>>28881375
I tend to edge for hours, I think the longest I ever lasted was about 6 and a half hours before I came. If you have the energy and stamina for it it feels amazing and you cum buckets
>>28881291
>download tor
best fappy in the nappy ever
>>28881291
I like to lean over a waist high surface or just lean my face/upper body on a floor or whatever else and milk downwards for a while
not only does it give a really vulnerable, sensitive feeling that you don't often get, but it also empties you better than any other method
you feel very relaxed and relieved of pressure in your lower torso and genitals
it somewhat allows for glide in the shaft skin as well, which can feel really nice and unusual if you're circumcised
the only subjectively bad part is that it causes you to cum a LOT, or at least it does so for me, so there's a little more than usual that I have to clean up from the floor
>>28882702
cum into your mouth senpai
>>28881929
Hmmmmmmmm seems like youre a pedophile my friend
i've been training myself to last up to an hour before i come. When the day finally comes to lose my virginity i can go a full hour before bursting
erotic literature keeps you aroused for hours and makes edging forever easy
Alright, this is going to sound ridiculous, but hear me out on this...take 50-150 mg of Benadryl before you jerk off. It makes your orgasms feel ridiculously more intense. Your body's never experienced orgasms like these. There's only one con to using it: cumming feels so fucking good on this stuff that jerking off without it becomes kind of disappointing, in comparison.
>>28883834
I like to do that sometimes too
it makes me feel like a good little slut desu
>>28884322
Also, another thing I like to do is mild asphyxiation. You don't have to go full out with it, getting a noose and some lemon wedges; this isn't TV. No, you don't even need any equipment here. Just hold your breath for as long as you can, take a deep breath, hold it again, etc., etc., ad infinitum. It can feel pretty fucking good if you're doing it right. Many forms of "sex magic" make heavy use of breathplay, so maybe you can use all that erotic energy to cast a love spell on a qt and make her your gf.
>>28881929
its compromised, right? unless I'm missing something
I have a fap-related question. I just started masturbating a few weeks ago (don't ask) and I have found that when do a normal masturbation method (up and down the shaft, I use lotion too) it either takes me a long time to cum or I just don't.
Yet when I just rub the tip of my penis frenulum, it takes like 2 minutes max before I cum.
Is this a normal method to do, just the tip?
>>28885322
it depends on the person
are you circumcised?
>>28885368
yes i am. for a long time i would just try to stroke it dry and nothing would happen, i just really wouldn't feel anything. lotion stepped it up and i cum all the time but again i have to rub the tip on the underside
Opiates mang takes forever to cum though
>>28884601
Finally, there's prostate stimulation. Pounding against your prostate can feel absolutely divine. I would recommend getting a generic vibrator off of Amazon or something, they're pretty cheap. Get some lube too, while you're there. Lube up the vibe, push it gently into your ass, and then swirl it around a bit. If there's a lot of resistance, you might have to head to the bathroom and take a poop. Once it's in there, you've gotta do some experimentation to figure out where the g-spot actually is. When you hit it, you'll know it; it's a very pleasurable area and it feels kinda "different", I guess. The g-spot's not too deep inside the anus, only like 3-4 inches or so. I think that about covers it.
>>28885398
stop masturbating for a few months and you're g2g
you've desensitized your penis from jerking off too much
>>28885433
I have literally only masturbated 5 times in the past week, and these are the only times in my life i have masturbated
No, I'm not joking.
>>28885455
I would recommend only fapping to solo stuff if you gonna start
>>28885455
PLEASE tell me your story about this!
>>28885520
I don't watch porn. I just masturbate off nothing
>>28885556
Really isn't a story. 24 year old kissless permavirgin and never really bothered watching porn or masturbating
>tfw you edge for too long and after you cum your balls ache
I don't regret it
>>28885726
damn I thought I started late at 15
A word about edging. That is, being hard, fapping and not reaching the climax.
Longest i've edged was about 10 straight hours. Mostly without breaks. After about 3-4 hours, your balls start hurting.
A few more hours and the pain becomes so intense that if you touch your balls even slightly, it feels like been kicked in the nuts.
You also lose the ability to pee. You can feel you have a full bladder, but you literally cannot pee no matter how long you wait.
This represents a problem, but i found out if you sit down in the toilet and sort of force it out as if you were pooping, you can still pee in small bursts.
The climax itself after edging is sadly pretty shit. There is no rushing euphoria feeling, it just happens.
You spew out extremely clear liquid that kind of looks like water. And there is a lot of it. A lot.
Afterwards, the balls hurt more than ever. You walk around like you have a stick up your ass.
If the balls didn't hurt as much and if the climax was better, it would be the best experience ever.
I've trained myself to be able to cum without even touching my penis.
It takes me two to three hours, but the orgasm is fucking unbelievable, I can feel it throughout my entire goddamn body to the point where I just spaz out uncontrollably and have to spend at least fifteen minutes just composing myself.
Since I started doing it I also cum more, since I don't fap manually anymore. Once a week is enough these days.
>>28885988
Teach us your ways, wise one.
>>28885901
Agree on literally all points.
The longest I edged was a few hours and it was the best session I've ever had. Second best session was after smoking a gram of weed. I'm also going to try fapping on MDMA one day
>>28885988
I'm kinda jealous.
I'm too impatient to try it, but I got close with nipple stimulation once, but by then they were so sore it drove me crazy.
>>28885988
Either you're full of shit, or you wait for weeks before doing it which makes every slight stimulation of your dick like rubbing against your clothes feel like fapping.
>>28885752
>tfw you do this and have like 5 ropes hit your face
Kinda hot desu
I usually stay hydrated for 2 full days and only lightly tease myself. On the third day I will set aside an hour to edge, and then stop completely. Then about 5 hours later I go back and continue edging about 10 or so times before letting it fade, and then allowing myself.
The results are always messy, and the pain usually fades.
150mg of benadryl. You'll get mind blowing orgasms
>>28886430
I masturbated for the first time a week ago and recorded it (it was for someone). i shot out 8 ropes all over my stomach and chest. it was violent
>>28885988
>>28886070
>>28886358
You know the "tingling" sensation you get in your dick right before it gets hard when you're horny? I noticed just how good that tingling felt, so I chose to focus on that, even when I was hard. At first I still fapped, but over like a month I started fapping less and less each time, usually just to finish.
The mental part is the hardest, basically I have to visualize every single fucking detail of my most erotic sexual fantasy to the point where it plays out like a movie in my head, this is what takes so long.
I'll usually get really tense, and the sensation starts to spread down my balls, around my ass (for some fucking reason my ass feels like heaven when I do this, mind you I don't touch it or anything), and down my legs.
Then the first shake comes, and I tense up even more, focus my breathing, repeat some keywords from my fantasy in my head (shit like "fuck me anon" but way, way, way more specific to the fantasy in question.)
I don't know, it's hard to put the whole thing into words, what I just typed made no sense and if you call bullshit, that's just like, your opinion, man.
All I know is that I now possess the mental capacity to will myself to cum. My only worry is that my fantasy is starting to feel like a routine, so I may have to come up with a new one.
You degenerates need to be purged
>>28881291
Not kidding, fap till edging and take a dab(or large hit of weed if you don't have oil)
Wait till getting slightly soft
Begin fapping again
Repeat
I guarantee you to will have the best ejaculation of your life, every ounce of your being will want to stand up and scream "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!"
>>28886713
Whenever I try shit like that I can't help but get intrusive thoughts that ruin the moment.
But I have to say, there's some solid advice in your post and I will give it a try tonight, even if I don't succeed, it certainly won't make the fap any worse than usual.
