>tfw I like to take my clothes off before using the toilet.
If I make a mistake I have to tap my forehead seven times with my left hand or I'll have bad luck.
>>28880856
I lay toilet paper on the seat like lobster bibs before I take a shit.
In my own house.
>I dont wear any underwear when I sleep.
Sometimes I fart alot before bedtime and when I wake up, there are small shit stains on my sheets.
>Stand up when Im about to jizz
Somehow standing up when I cum feels so much better, but it has its risks. Once I was fapping to some really exciting stuff and when I was about to cum, I failed to grab a piece of paper that I usually have around when I cum and I jizzed on my keyboard. It wasnt fun to clean.
>>28880856
>thinking this is autistic
it's just more comfortable
i also like to take my shoes off before having a bowel movement
>>28880856
>Tfw large gap under stall door
is that autistic ? i can only take a shit fully naked
>>28880856
>Fuck my gf
Oh god what is wrong with me
If I see a series of numbers I try to make a logical equation out of them, especially with house addresses. For instance if I see 4392 then I think in my head (4+3)=(9-2)
>>28880975
I was really confused for a moment and then I realised that you are probably American. Isnt it uncomfortable to wear shoes indoors? Isnt it nicer to go just be barefoot or with socks? Clean floors, clean feet, comfy stuff.
I prefer to pee in the shower/bathtub.
sitting on the toilet hurts, the seat always digs right into my bones
>>28880856
>when i'm on the toilet and i'm having trouble peeing i'll make "pssssst pssss psss" noises
>i used to think that everyone did this
>apparently i was wrong
When I'm alone sometimes I'll laugh maniacly or make weird dying noises/growling/snorting. It's retarded but fun.
>I always keep an escape route in mind whenever I enter any room/closed space
>avoid interacting with people in public areas by pretending they're ask snakes trying to bite me and I'm a weak little mouse
>freezing cold showers while choking myself, fap afterwords still naked
>piss jugs
I also fell for the mummy gf, cuck, and trap memes
>>28880856
When I like something, I obsess over it. I save hundreds of images from it to my computer, learn everything about it, and get all the merch I can of it
>>28880993
>especially with house addresses. For instance if I see 4392 then I think in my head (4+3)=(9-2)
You some kind of mage?
I need to have something to watch if I am eating at home
I will let me food get cold as I look for something in my backlog to tackle.
>>28880856
man, taking naked shits is one of the greatest pleasurestfw going in the shower right after without wiping
I only eat things that are thrown into my mouth. I won't eat something if it's stuck to something like a utensil or a plate, it has to be in the air. Most of my food I cut up into small pieces and throw into my mouth with quite a large upwards throw. I've gotten really good at catching my food by now, but if I miss, I use a variety of tools to dispose of the food, but I never get close to touching it. The idea of touching it after it's been on the ground really distresses me.
