How do i become onision?
why would you want to? he's an utter fag
>>28879390
>onision
Who?
>>28879583
Right?
Dude's almost 40 and still has the hairstyle of an edgy 13 year old emo boy
>>28879390
-Be attractive
-Create a metrosexual troll persona
>>28879583
>>28879604
Jelly
>>28879638
he's literally fucked up every relationship he's ever been in over some fucking drama
>>28879390
Listen to ALOT of My Chemical Romance, shop at Hottopic, wear make up.
Also you need to be super judgmental and lack any self awareness
Onision is a child rapist
>>28879613
how the FUCK is this dude almost 40 ?
>>28880863
He's not. He's a decade away from being 40.
>>28879390
You wouldn't want to become a manchild, trust me.
>>28879657
Also
>be vegan and don't forget to tell everyone about it.
>jump on any drama bandwagons you can possibly wedge yourself into when your popularity begins to wane
>insult and alienate your fans on twitter, simultaneously ruining any chance you had at gaining any new fans
>>28879390
One side of my brain tells me "this guy is a loser." The other side of my brain tells me, "yeah, but he gets laid and you don't."
>>28880863
Cause using makeup, hair bangs, and lighting to hide his aging ass, kek
>>28879390
>Get a guest spot on The Walking Dead.
>Get shot
