Oh God I hope I don't fuck this up
>>28878716
You already have
>>>/b/
Fuck off normalfag.
>>28878716
Here's a tip, anon. Try to ask her out as soon as you can.
Back after a fap
Wow I'm just getting started and this happens already?
It's 10 am here ffs
Bump if you're here tbo
Anybody enjoying Overwatch?
Please bump me somebody tbo
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
Ask to smell her butt
>>28878805
This. Get the fuck off this board faggot.
Sit back and relax for a nice basic bitch story
>he told me he loved me
>AFTER A YEAR OF BEING TOGETHER
>UGH WHAT A PSYCHO
Just woke up tbo
>you go first
Really bitch?
>>28879469
>Tell me the story
Hahah what the fuck man you gratz on becoming her emotional tampon so fucking fast how pathetic. Lock down a meet in the first 3 messages or just kill yourself you beta cuck
>>28879495
There's nothing wrong with wanting to hear about the experiences of cute girls
>>28879543
Fuck off faggot. No one cares. Theres nothing interesting about what youre doing. Go back to rreddit
>>28878716
>oh man i hope i dont screw this up xD
this isnt spam please stop
Salty tbofamtbo
TELL IT TBO
Anyone who isn't a saltmeister around?
>>28879543
Except it just cements your role in life as nothing but a sounding board for these girls to front flip off into the deep end of their life dreams about Chadwick and Henderson
>>28879543
>There is nothing wrong with being a cuck
Do you even listen to yourself?
>>28879639
>>28879639
Ya these are top kek i feel you. Think ive come across ur threads more than once
>>28879653
>>28879666
How are you guys ever going to get a loving gf with that attitude?
>>28879709
There is no story she bullshitted and now you called her out
>>28879709
I have one, she is laying next to me looking at dresses online while I shitpost.
What your doing g will not get you a gf. Nor should you look for a ltr on a fucking hookup app as even if you manage to get one she is damaged beyond repair.
no one cares about this , please it's so boring just stop posting
Can the meemer who sent the "how much does your rabbi pay you to shill like this" messages pls stand up and re post. Had many keks.
>>28879639
haha yes what happened next?
>>28879543
>Hey
>Yo
>says hey again
I will never understand how stacys have these booming social lives they cant even start a basic conversation
>>28879755
I already posted it silly
>>28879495
>>28879469
>>28879364
Yeah you had her man you had her right where you wanted her.
That was witty and sexy abd I fruiting and gave you the right amount of "power". You could have just said "hey what's your number" or "wanna go out and [whatever you find fun e.g. Get ice cream]"
She was totally ready at that point. You had gotten the right atmosphere.
It was right there but you didn't reach out and take the opportunity so you just asked something chatty.
Asking her to tell you about crazy guys she's been with is a bit beta.
Don't do that again in the future.
Flirt a bit, ask for her number then ask her out or vice versa.
>>28879760
They're just putting the ball into the OP's court.
>>28879736
Have you thought about leaving the thread?
>>28879760
There's a pretty good chance she didn't even know she already msgd this guy, she just opened his chat which was #63 and replied to his last comment.
You can't expect her to keep track of so many msgs.
>keep a convo or its pointless
>>28879816
>>28879840
>mfw chads of r9k come out the woodwork
>>28879860
>doesn't even try to be interesting
>expects you to do it to a point where she tells you overtly that this is the case
Holy shit, the West is doomed.
wow. these conversations are horrible. what chad pics did you use
>>28879869
These threads are in fact the ultimate redpill. The hatred of Stacy is born through a complete misunderstanding. The succubus can be contained and played to a fucking T friends
>>28879260
i love it
origin
>>28879881
It's been doomed tbo
>>28879869
>>28879495
How new are you both? This is a Chadfishing thread. He's using some male models pics to bait in the roasties
>>28879930
They know not what they have done
>>28879930
How new are you?
No shit, Sherlock.
>>28879953
Are you not the Lonliest Vagabond? These are shitposting levels that I haven't seen from any one other than him.
>ohhh okay
Smh
>>28879930
i know what he does
but to what end?
he literally wastes his own time by indulging their venting, its truly pathetic
he isn't winning anything, literally just wasting his own life away
>>28880012
He's proving that Chad can do whatever he wants without consequence.
>>28879984
I'm glad to see my styles yet to be recreated
>>28880030
this was smooth as fuck. oregano
>>28879353
ACTIVISION BLIZZARD
>>28880012
I do it all for my people.
Also, LOL get a load of this girl
>>28880012
He's entertaining himself and us by fucking with dumb roasties.
In every single Chadfishing thread, there's a toastie like you complaining. You can close this thread's tab and hide the thread.
>mfw i got nudies from three teenagers yesterday by asking if i can spank them
>>28880057
love the smell of toastie roastie
can you hear the sizzle?
>demands I make the conversation
>can't form a complete sentence
Smhsmh baka
Smh
>>28880133
Jeez she's entitled.
>>28880133
>>28880093
whats up vagabond, long time no talk
>>28880133
You shouldn't though, spoiled girls need to be punished till they learn
>>28880133
shed rather get trashed and humiliated by a male model chad than talk to any of the 5/10s crawling in her 10000 matches
lol
>>28878716
>>28878716
>>28878716
Post your profile pic chad
>>28880153
I've been well. Been playing lots of Overwatch at work. It's been a nice change of pace from SFV. Gf just went to Costa Rica for a premed volunteer trip.
I really want to make a PS4 overwatch team that plays late or even just some friends to play with
>>28880206
What good is a Chad pic if you don't have the wit to back it up
>>28880025
>>28880068
but why is that entertaining?
>>28880223
The entertainment is in the keks that you get when their tiny brains attempt to understand his shitposting powerlevel.
>>28880221
Just post the pic. I'm interested
>>28880223
If you don't know the answer you don't belong here. Don't give yourself away that easily. Now get out.
>>28880214
Were actually friends on xbox, do you have both or something. That would be fun dude, but im broke right now. Maybe i can ask the parents to buy it for me if you wanna play
I'm not sure why it's so entertaining. I've been doing this for over two years now and posting it here and I still come back for more
>>28880283
On 360? Tbo
>>28880307
Yeah I think we added each other a while back. Played some tekken and shit. Heartlesseye right? I have the xbox one now.
>>28880307
Tell her she is sounding like those crazy girls you used to date, and that maybe her story confirms it so that is why she doesn't want to tell you, let's pull thee trigger
>>28880307
This is great.
asdf
>>28880307
link her the thread tbo
>>28880325
Dunk? If that's you, play some xb1 games with me!
>>28880214
I admit it, this made me lol. Way to be OP :)
>>28880571
yeah its me lol. What do you wanna play? I'm still too nervous to get on mic btw.
>>28880784
Thanks senpai tbotbo tee bee oh
>>28880842
I've been playing on ps4 lately, but on xb1 I have killer instinct, Rainbow six siege, the division, and a couple others. Just look at my games
Why don't you do an experement in which you don't keep using a stale male model as your tinder and try being a normal guy? Like a somewhat skinny guy. See how hard it is to pick up stacy and the roasties
>>28880885
I'm garbage at all those lel, but ill still play them with you. I'm okay at mortal kombat x and i have star wars battlefront. That would be cool to play dead or alive with you but i dont have it. We could also maybe download tekken on the xbox 1 and play again
>>28880851
I bet Kelley's a fucking animal in bed.
>>28879860
>you're the man its your job to work for the hookup!
seriously fuck women. how did we ever get stuck with this useless gender? if women want more money for second shift or w/e, then I want my cut for having to spend my entire life being a suitor.
>>28881000
I'll play you in mkx
>>28881265
k let me practice for a little bit first. I usually main with scorpion, but i want to be at least a little familiar with other peoples move sets so I'm not using him everytime.
>>28881265
shit i have to redownload it real quick. I'll message you when its ready
>>28881265
Why are they all dumb as rocks?
How many threads has it been now? We've proven that women are whores and will literally do anything for chad, yet we still get bitter roasties coming here and claiming they are all special little snowflakes and that all of us have the same fair chances at life. Chad literally tells these whores to go fuck themselves and eat a uterus and they still hop on his dick, yet roasties claim its only our bad attitude that keeps us from women.
>>28881491
There's no point in trying to gain a women's sympathy. They ultimately only care about themselves and their hypergamy.
Dumb ass slag
Start venting about your emotional/psychiatric issues.
>>28881795
this, say you've been to the psychward twice for assault and wanting to kill yourself
>>28881766
she's turning me on desu
>>28881766
holy shit Kelley
>>28878716
>>28881265
>>28881766
Are you the guy that once told a girl that your friend "pranked" you by feeding your dog glass shards?
>>28881766
Did this go anywhere?
ARE YOU GUYS USING FAKE PICTURES OR WHAT?
THIS HAS GOT TO BE FAKE
NO GIRL JUST RESPONDS LIKE THAT
THOSE FUCKERS IN THIS THREAD PROBABLY USE SOME FAKE MODEL PICTURE
GUARANTEED
SAGEEEE
>>28884400
Are you retarded?
Read >>28879930
VAGA'S BACK
YAY
She can sense youre screenshotting her
>>28879813
This is a man who knows
>>28878716
How will the average male compete when average girls revive hundreds of males praising them everyday through social media. Imagine if you just had 1% of that? Better hit the gym and get that STEM Masters so you can pick one of these chicks up at 30.
>>28885104
Actually it's work trades now so you can be a fake alpha.. But in all honestly I bet 90% of robots think they will just meet the one because of "hope" since their single mom always told them that.
>>28885104
>just hit the gym brah
Nowadays the beta males outnumber everyone in the gym
>>28881766
Why is she so fucking retarded?
>>28879930
>pretending to be someone else so you can talk to women
doesnt get any more pathetic
