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Why aren't we memeing about this shit?

The threads on /tv/ get deleted by the faggot mod.
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What normie bullshit is this and why should I care?
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>>28876201

So you don't care about the epidemic of violence against women? I see.
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>>28876170
if he was beating her from the beginning, it's almost like she broke up with him because he was so distracted over his mother's death that he wasn't giving her the beatings she desperately needed
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>>28876201
>johnny depp marries a 20 something 10/10 actress
>year and a half later his mother dies
>two days later the wife files for divorce wanting 50k a month alimony
>she goes and says johnny was beating her up during the entire marriage
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this >>28876201 poster is a misogynist
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>>28876170
Even if he lost 50% of his money, he'd still have 200M left.

Who cares?
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>>28876233
Even if you lose on of your arms you still have another one left.

Who cares?
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LOL! Stupid agecel, should've killed himself the minute he turned 30.
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>>28876331
I never understood his appeal.

He always seemed average looking to me. True attractive men look better when they age.
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Where's tne history of violence?
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I don't know why people think its real. They concoct lies about stars all the time, just read about Kelly Osbourne and her supposed 'failed marriage' with Ozzie. Except she's directing his tour. Gee whiz.
The real reason they are doing the domestic violence meme is its a big thing right now and Johnny Depp literally can't walk down streets because he's so famous. He wants to be hated, he probably had to beg Heard to lie for him so she can get a career boost from this and so he can maybe not need a full security detail if he wants to go fuck a bunch of french bitches.
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>>28876170
>>28876228
>>johnny depp marries a 20 something 10/10 actress
>>year and a half later his mother dies
>>two days later the wife files for divorce wanting 50k a month alimony
Reminds me of pic related.
Once you show your soft side to a woman you're fucked.
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What, why, who?
FUCKING GET OUUUUT!
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>>28876364
No slim ripped high school jock phillipe is better.
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>>28876219
thats a jew conspiracy you retard
kill yourself
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>>28876271
He's still an over payed shitty actor. He doesn't deserve a fraction of what he gets paid.
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>>28876170
So when the new pirates of the Caribbean movie comes out, perhaps there will be huge protests by feminists, calling any male who dares to enter the movie theater a "bigot" or "sexist".

Or not. Because women find Depp attractive, so they won't care if he's a wife beater.

Women are crazy and illogical, you never know how they will react.
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>>28876412
>women find Depp attractive

Maybe 10 years ago...
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>>28876403
Be honest, what ISN'T a jew conspiracy at this point?
I mean if you're talking about a marketing scheme then of course, but they've been doing this for years this is practically how they advertise movies now and women gobble this shit up. Eventually they'll get tired of the women beating and move on to something else like secret rape babies but this is the 'in' thing now.
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>>28876412
He's getting old and he's white, the womenz will surely take this opportunity to turn on him
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>>28876170
Roastie slut got what she deserved.
Based Depp
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>>28876219
only beta's white knight's and cuck's care
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>>28876380
If that is true that girl deserves to drop death on the spot, fuck that shit.
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>alimony

Is this just back paying for all the free pussy you got while married?
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>>28876170
>The threads on /tv/ get deleted by the faggot mod.
of course they are, johnny depp has absolutely nothing to do with movies or tv
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>>28876228
>get beaten for a year and a half
>only bring it up when your alimony is at stake
Johnny most likely didn't beat her but I hope he did. What a bitch.
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>>28876574
>>get beaten for a year and a half
>>only bring it up when your alimony is at stake
she brought it up when she saw him crying, betas don't deserve the privilege to be abusive, that's illegal, only Chad can
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So apparently she was granted the restraining order against Depp buy denied 50k monthly spousal support

What the fuck why would she need that much money
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>>28876170
chad and stacy, what a surprise it didn't work out.
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>>28878464
>johnny depp
>chad

:\
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>>28876228
Thats what you get for marrying younger, hotter women.
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>>28876229

Where the fuck do you think you are, huh roastie?
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>>28878472
Care to actually imply something?
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>married a roastie
>your dollars get toastie

>50k a month in alimony

the western world at it's finest

>I should be able to demand what is an average yearly salary from you each month
>after only a few years of marriage

???

the fact these claims aren't laughed out of society is worrying. I don't like sharia law but at the current trajectory of things maybe the inevitable enforcement of sharia law by our new muslim overlords will remove alimony.
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>>28876530

>free pussy

hahahah, free!?
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>>28877901
>What the fuck why would she need that much money

Why do ticks need so much blood that they immediately excrete a lot of it?
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>>28878587
yeah, his looks ended along with his acting career a long time ago.

Pretty boys don't age well.
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>>28877901
She's too used to the lavish lifestyle, it'd be traumatizing to go back to anything less!
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>>28878643
What? He's making movies all the time. Sure it sounds like he's getting to be more of a thunderwallet than thundercock since he couldn't hold down a stacy in marriage for a year but everybody probably warned him not to marry her in the first place. but either way he'll probably out chad you till he dies.

Furlong was never considered a pretty boy was he? He was a child when he started stuff rarely ends well for them.
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>>28876530
thinking sex in marriage is free lol
your still expected to wine and dine her and that costs money but at the end of the night she can call headache and you can't do shit or she has grounds for divorce or getting you locked up
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>>28876170
This is why you dont legaly marry.

The idea of marrying is pretty silly.

This is why you dont marry.
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>>28876271
what kind of shit metaphor is that?
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>>28876170
>that look in his eyes

what the fuck happened to him?
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Never thought Johnny Depp would be a cuck
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>>28876496
>Roastie slut got what she deserved.
His house? And his money (soon)?
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>Mom dies
>Wife divorces
>His world was the worst in Kingdom Hearts 2
JUST
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>>28878643
Is that the kid from Terminator 2...?

>Only normies keep track of celebrities and know who's who
>I don't but I'm curious because of the after picture
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Daily reminder that he left his ex of 14 years who he had TWO kids with for Amber.

Daily reminder that he talks about how he fantasizes about her while he was taking care of his own children with his ex.

Daily reminder that he never married the mother of his children, who stayed loyal and bore him two kids.

Instead he married the youngest and hottest woman he could find. He deserves to be milked for every last penny for being as hypergamous as a roastie. He should've known that he was paying for a $15mill/month prostitute, nothing more than that. Pussy doesn't come free.

If all you care about is youth and beauty, I hope you get fucked just as hard. Life shouldn't be kind to normies like Depp.

And fuck all the failed normies in this thread feeling sorry for him and imagining themselves in his shoes. If you marry a gold digging whore, whose career is basically to be a whore on camera anyway, you deserve it when she fucks you over.
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>caring about celebrities lives
I want normies to leave
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>>28876170
get married they said
trust women they said
they will love you they said

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUNTS, HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND BEATEN BY YOUR BFS
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>>28879852
>expecting a woman 30 years younger than you, as young as your children, to love you
>expecting a woman you met only months prior to marrying to love you
>expecting a golddigger who knows you are a millionaire to love you
>expecting a bislut 10/10 to love you when you yourself are unattractive
>getting married to the above

He deserved it for being stupid. He should've stayed with the woman who wasted 14 years on him and who raised his kids, instead he cucked her for Amber. He had a chance at love and instead he chose an expensive prostitute.
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>>28879801
>And fuck all the failed normies in this thread feeling sorry for him
>and imagining themselves in his shoes. If you marry a gold digging whore,
>whose career is basically to be a whore on camera anyway,
>you deserve it when she fucks you over

AMEN
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Its kind of scary. She was sending him all these romantic vids and texts and in the end, she turned out to be a gold digger.

Are women actually capable of love?
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>>28879922
>posts a whore who fucks for money and beer
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>>28879929
>Are women actually capable of love?

The woman who gave him 2 children and 14 years of her life could've been, but he rather married a golddiger who is 30 years younger than him, hoping she would love him.
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Hmm. I dislike small tits.
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>>28879929
>a 20 year old model being "attracted" to an ugly 50 year old millionaire for anything more than his money

Are you all retarded? Are people honestly surprised she is a gold digger?

He's the one that left his family to be with her. The better question is ARE MEN EVEN CAPABLE OF LOVE? Seems like he didn't want the love of his children or their mom, he wanted a quick ride on the expensive roastie train.

If all you seek in a woman is youth and beauty, that isn't love. That's hypergamy. You're no better than a roastie.
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>>28880050
>If all you seek in a woman is youth and beauty, that isn't love. That's hypergamy. You're no better than a roastie.

Stealth roastie detected.
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>>28879929
>Are women actually capable of love?

Absolutely not.
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>>28880050
I'd trade up for a better model too.
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>>28880049
http://metro.co.uk/2016/01/13/study-finds-poorer-men-like-bigger-breasts-while-the-richer-like-them-smaller-5621310/
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>>28880120
Stay mad, hypergamous cuck. Can't wait until a Stacy takes half of your shit after claiming you raped her or traumatized her or some shit. After that maybe she can laugh at you with Chad, while taking him out to dinner on the betabux she earned from you.

>>28880148
Which is why he deserves to be financially raped. He fucked over a woman in exchange for expensive, shallow pussy. Hope she gets literally half of it.

Men aren't capable of love or loyalty.
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>>28880049
i could get use to them
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>>28880224
>Men aren't capable of love or loyalty.
neither are women. Guess monogamy isn't natural, just preferred.
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>>28880193
adding:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2293422/Why-sexist-men-likely-prefer-Kim-Keira-Misogynistic-attitudes-make-males-likely-prefer-big-breasts.html
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Roasties don't deserve a single cent.

Depp deserves to lose his shit for hooking up with her, but the money he might have to give shouldn't go to her.

It should go to supporting us NEETs and our struggle.
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>>28880148
don't even think she looks that bad, would say she is a 6/10
(maybe 7 if you consider her age).
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haha this bitch is trying to claim he beat her up
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/27/entertainment/amber-heard-johnny-depp-restraining-order/
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>>28879784
Yeah that and American History X. He sort of disappeared or just did shit movies for a while. He was in one of those Crow sequels a few years ago but it was so bad I couldn't watch it all the way through never seen him in anything else again after that one.

After picture is what junkies usually look like.
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>>28880248
His ex managed to be loyal and love his stupid drug addicted ugly ass for 14 years
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>>28880224

Look at this roastie and her false flag operation.

Most marriages are ended by women. Stop pretending that men are as mercantile as women.
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>>28880319
http://www.asanet.org/documents/press/pdfs/AM_2015_Rosenfeld_News_Release_FINAL.pdf
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>>28880318
And he didn't love her for that time either? Just fucked the same girl for 14 years, had 2 kids, but just wasn't into her?
lol
Love doesn't last forever. Time to grow up. The disney movies lied to you.
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>>28880346
1) Sociology

2) Rosenfeld

3) Chad dumping sluts and women cucking robots is not news.
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>>28880346

And that still supports my claim.
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>>28879929
it was all an act to get his assets
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>>28880050
well women expect a rich guy for being attractive then expect that man to leave you when you looks fade away.
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>>28880405
I believe our ancestors called these creatures Succubi.
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>>28876412
>if they do go, they're wifebeater loving idiots
>if they don't go, they're feminazis. and idiots.

cool so which one are they supposed to do
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How do we save him bros? Not even Johnny is safe from the cold, subhuman ways of women ;_;
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>>28880050
>have two kids with wife that claims to love you
>she turns into a raging harpy that threatens you with divorce
>court takes your money and children and gives them to her
>ok maybe a slut who likes money will be better, since I have money
>nope, divorce, takes more than most robots will ever make in a year every year for the rest of her life
>it's the patriarchy's fault
Yeah, I guess men should learn by now that woman are just unlovable pieces of shit.
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>>28880319
>false flag
How to spot people with a screw lose. Their rant includes
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Actually, theres calls to boycott Alice through the Looking Glass.
Thanks feminists, I didn't even know there was a sequel and that it was out.
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>>28880486
Why? He should've seen it coming,
that's what happens when you leave your 2 kids and gf of 14years for a golddigger 30years younger than you.
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>>28880523

>thinks words can only be used in their literal context

How to spot a roastie with subnormal intelligence.
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>>28880486
Feeling bad for brendan frazier or johnny depp
they're fucking megachads, ultra chads.
are you even a robot?
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>>28880594
lslam has solved the women problem
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>>28880594
his gf said they split amicably. Meaning they both fell out of love with each other. You seem super bitter. Who hurt you roastie?
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>>28880488
He had no kids with his wife, he never married the mother of his children, now all the good money will go to the golddigger he prefered to his kids.
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>>28880619
Fuck off roastie, we will always side with Chaddington over your worthless beef
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>>28880635

teh mens are catching on to our leeching nature! We'd better make-believe that men are just as bad!
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She's secured a role in the next 2 DC films. She doesn't need Johnny to boost her career anymore. Shes made it to the A list.
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Who cares? Depp could shell out a few million a year in alimony and it won't even make a dent in his net worth, even in the unlikely event that Heard doesn't get married again. If the claim is true and Depp really did beat the shit out of her, then he's getting away with murder for only having to pay $50k/month.
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>>28880643
You're right. I am mistaken. He still spent a lot to try and treat his daughter.
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>>28880488
i don't think a fedora neckbeard could learn anything, to be honest.

but alright, when you have the chance to marry a hot gold digger half your age, maybe you shouldn't take it. it's up to you, big shot.
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>>28876412
>implying the feminist disney will hire an alleged wife beater to make another movie
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>>28880754
>fedora neckbeard

this roastie getting mighty toasty
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>all the bitter roasties ITT
I want tumblr to leave
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>>28880670
The only reason she will get only $50k/month is because her net worth and income are too high. If she were worth nothing, she would be getting a huge payout from the divorce. The thought probably crossed Depp's mind when he made the decision to marry her. In fact he probably consulted a lawyer beforehand. Marriages in the celebrity world are business/publicity decisions, not "love" decisions.

Depp knows he can afford the $50k/month loss. He probably didn't think that she would accuse him of beating her, but that's his own fault for not assessing her character properly.

That's why this whole thing is stupid for us to even discuss.
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>>28880762
hes already contracted to do it. They're have to pay him a couple million to break the contract.
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>>28880775
i seem to have struck a nerve. don't get too upset, mr. depp white knight.
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Depp getting ready to go on a 5 year Charlie Sheen like rampage.
People in the movie business love Johnny Depp. He's got so many friends that he could have no money and still live like a king.
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>>28876331
> Agecel
> Implying that any famous actor is a cel of any sort

You dumb as fuck nigga
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>>28880805

You think this kind of shit hits men as rich as depp the hardest? It's the principle.
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>>28880806
>He's got so many friends that he could have no money and still live like a king.
Not with domestic abuse accusations over his head. Look what happened to Bill Cosby. He went from "most loved" to "most hated" in a matter of weeks. Heard's accusations can and will absolutely destroy him in the court of public opinion, where evidence doesn't matter.
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>>28876233
So, you're saying that if you earned something all on your own, and then someone came along and decided that you had to give some of it up to someone who doesn't deserve shit, you wouldn't have an issue with that?

If someone walked into your life and began taking your shit and giving it to someone else who may or may not be spouting horrible lies about you, and there's nothing you can do about it, you'd be okay with that?
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No exceptions. Ever.
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Would you guys let Johnny fuck your ass raw for a year to get $50k a month?
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>>28880853
Bill Cosby got Multiple RAPE accusations.
Heard is asking for alimony, and then suddenly pulled the domestic abuse card.

EVERYONE knows shes lying. Guarantee you she won't win. I'm sure they'll question his ex-gf about his character.
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Elliot warned us about this but we didn't listen
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>>28876380
Makes sense. Even women know you can't use "Society told me real MEN aren't supposed to have emotions regarding anything but me!" as an excuse to get alimony/child support. So of course she'd fall back on the old lie that he beat her. Nevermind that SOMEONE would have noticed. Nevermind that if he was beating her at anytime during the marriage she could have divorced him and been able to keep her bank account full and her lifestyle plush.
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>>28880874
Nah, she'll win. Look at Paul Mccartney and his cunt ex.
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You cucks seem to be forgetting some very important facts here.

Johnny Depp is a 52 year old man who broke off a 14 year relationship to his partner, Vanessa Paradis, with whom he had 2 children with, so he could go chasing after Amber Heard, a woman who is 22 years his junior.

It's a pretty well known fact hat Heard is bisexual, prior to her relationship with Depp having been in a relationship with a woman for 4 years - a fact that Depp was supposedly very paranoid about.
Fact is, he probably did throw an iPhone at her, which is just not acceptable. It's not like he doesn't have a reputation for this kind of behaviour either, maybe you guys don't remember when he used to be out smashing up hotel rooms and brawling with paparazzi in the 90's, the guy obviously has a temper.

This woman is almost definitely hamming it up for the media, but even so I hope she takes him to the cleaners because he fucking deserves it for pulling a Doug Hutchinson, having a midlife and abandoning his family to go chasing some younger tail.
There's no fool like an old fool my friends.
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>>28881160
>m-maybe if i keep posting my argument th-the people will agree with me!
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>>28881179

I literally only just came into this thread, but scrolling up I can see there's another person or two who're aware of the full situation which is good.
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>>28881160
>a woman who is 22 years his junior.

That really bothers you, doesn't it roastie?
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>>28880859
>So, you're saying that if you earned something all on your own, and then someone came along and decided that you had to give some of it up to someone who doesn't deserve shit, you wouldn't have an issue with that?

yfw taxes exist
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>>28881160
>abandoning his family
again, Vanessa said they parted amicably. They fell out of love and Johnny found someone new.

You're trying too hard.
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>>28881213

Not a woman breh', I just think this guy is just as bad as all the sluts and whores you keep complaining about. No real man ditches his wife and kids to go chasing after fresher pussy.

>>28881230

>again
idk who you think you're talking to but it isn't me.
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>>28881249
>idk who you think you're talking to but it isn't me.

way to side step his argument
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>>28881249
>No real man
yep, definitely a roastie

you're not fooling anyone.
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>>28881280

>anybody that disagrees with me is a woman!

kek
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>>28881289
So you're a beta cuck?

kek
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>>28881289
you know, I think we've talked in another thread. Your posts are very familiar.
You were sperging out then too.
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>>28876219
>caring about violence against women
>2k16
>>28876497 or its a grill who got fucked up by a chad
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>>28880300
Ugly AF. I'd rather give up half my shit and fuck a gold digging whore than an ugly hoe. Stay mad roastie
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>>28881365
Luckily you'll never touch a woman in your entire lfie, so you can fantasize as much as you want
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>>28881381

And the veil falls...
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>>28881397
notice the poster count went up, as this was my first post in this thread.

not everyone that disagrees with you is the same person, normie failedchad.
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>>28881397
she couldn't even keep it up for more than 3 posts.
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>>28876170
because most of you, crossboard your shitposting on /pol/.


Please keep yer cuckoldry here. in this sensless board.
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>>28881436

I'm >>28881160 and >>28881381 isn't me.

I suppose it's easier to live in a reality where you convince yourself that everybody that disagrees with you is the same person, because there's no possible way more than one person can possess varying opinions. Again, not a woman.
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mainstream media already portray her as a completely innocent victim
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>>28881462
no one cares roastie, fuck off
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>>28881334

I very rarely come to /r9k/ so that's a rare possibility. This is my first time here in like 2 months.
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>>28881482

>"how dare he disagree with me, this is obviously a woman >:((((("

Double kek.
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Women. Not even once.
original post
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>>28878497
Old ass roastie detected
No one will ever love you whore
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>>28881504
He didn't marry his babymomma because he was playing it smart. But this semon demon mesmerized him.

Can't blame him really. What would you do if this cock gobbler kept telling you how much she loves you and whispered sweet things into your ear at night? Shes an actor - it must have seemed real.
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>>28881580
>What would you do if this cock gobbler kept telling you how much she loves you and whispered sweet things into your ear at night?

Stay with the loyal woman who has given me years and years of her effort and love.
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>>28881621
>woman
>loyal

kek
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>>28881621
fuck off roastie no one cares. you just keep repeating the same shit.
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>>28881621
>effort

What you mean periodically pumping out babies? A function her body was evolved to do? You roasties overestimate your contribution to the average relationship.
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>>28876170
Why has /r9k/ turned into the Depp Defence League all of a sudden? What about this man makes you all feel a special kinship?
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>>28881289
it's a false flag operation the roastie feminists are perpetrating this conspiracy with the help of the patriarchy
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>>28881698
>raising kids while your partner is out fucking disgusting golddigging roasties takes no effort

That's probably why your mom fucked up so bad on you.

>>28881703
It's not robots anymore, it's wannabe Chads and failed normies that come here because summer and memes xDDDDD
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If he gets taken to the cleaners, he deserves it for being a fucking idiot. But I still hope the succubus gets nothing.
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>>28881731
>failed normies that come here because summer
OH THE IRON KNEE
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>Chad gets BTFO
I should be happy but I'm also conflicted cus I hate women.
I hope he goes OJ on her or something
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>>28881731
>believing in summer

cringe
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>>28881160
>implying women can't self inflict punches and scratches

men are really good people and they really do love their woman they will wok hard for you,pay for you on dates, be a handy man around the house, buy you flowers, give you massages, protect you and overall make sure you are happy. It takes a lot of effort to provoke a man either she was probably looking for trouble on purpose or either lied about everything.
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>i can relate to jonny depp because i too have millions of dollars and a bride half my age
>wow i can learn a lot from his mistakes....OOOPS i mean it's always the womans fault, even when she gets fucked over
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>>28881812

Who's the roastie that can get the most toasty?
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>>28881812
>i'm super bitter because Chad pumped and dumped a girl for someone better looking. This frightens me! I'm going to keep shitposting convincing myself that I'll be able to influence the world from repeating this behavior
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>>28881828
>another depp white knight who would suck any cock in front of him for free
420 blaze it.
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>>28876412

>not using the appropriate meme
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>>28881828
bro, she already said shes a dude. She reset her router and everything.
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>>28881844
>claiming that anyone who isn't talking shit about chicks all day is the bitter one
it's alright i know you have a lot in common with hollywood superstars who have 2 kids already. you are definitely making the right choice by staying single :)
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>>28881828
You guys will not be denied your Depp mania. Depp will be the hottest meme this summer on /r9k/. You may as well screenshot this post for posterity.
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>>28881213
kek

they keep getting younger and toasties keep getting older
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>>28881703
It's about gender and social politics, that's something we often discuss on r9k.
It is just that these are in the public eye, so become an example.

If you look at social media, you will see women jumping to the defence of Amber Heard, vilifying Johnny Depp as this monster, which he might in fact be, but there's really no evidence, he hasn't even been charged with anything yet women still defend Amber, because she's a woman and women don't lie or do anything wrong apparently.

As men we are in the wrong by default, it's worth talking about, I think.
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>>28881869
Really though, who pumped and dumped you? Were you that emotionally invested? Its ok roastie, theres more fish out there.
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>>28881898
>but there's really no evidence
>implying women care about due process
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>>28881908
>if i ramble maybe everyone will forget that i'm alone at home being an SJW
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>>28881759
knee grow please
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>>28881937
roastie, your diguise has already been blown. stop trying.
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>>28880193

aww the wittle chestlet is bitter.
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>>28881898
These people don't represent anything. He married a woman too young for him, and she married a man too old for him. She wants too party and live the hollywood lifestyle, he doesn't because he's fifty years old. They're both vapid and completely unconnected to reality as we know it. I can see a groundswell of momentum here, yet another battle for sjw's and their opponents to fight over. Absolutely fucking retarded.
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>>28880303
Clearly didn't beat her enough
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>>28881381

nah sex robots will replace you whores soon enough.
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>>28880318
Yes its so difficult to stick with one of the wealthiest movie stars in the world. What a brave woman
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Women unironically believe in """""alimony""""" while shoving equality and """"""equal wages"""""" don't our throats.
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>>28881812
women know what they are getting themselves into they trade their looks for money. Why do they act shock when their looks fade away but is no longer able to keep a rich millionaire around? He has not lost his value he still has his money while you are old and unattractive.
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>>28882053
i think shes going to say something like: his mother died, he started with the drugs again, and in a cocaine induced rage, he beat me.

Woman is a sociopath.
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>>28881220
Taxes go towards things I benefit from, or at the very least theres the illusion that they do.

I don't get anything out of my frigid cunt of an ex wife draining my paychecks so she can buy a new pair of $2,000 shoes, or go on another cruise with her new faggot boytoy.
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>rich, powerful man trades the mother of his children for a hot piece of ass
>turns out he is a horrible person

Sounds like a regular day in Hollywood to me. The fact that so many robots feel bad for him is hilarious.
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>>28881160
Hopefully he threw the 6+ to do some real damage

It doesn't count if she doesn't have a detached retina
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>>28876170
Daily reminder that all women a parasitic pieces of garbage.
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>>28882153

Not even talking about him. I'm talking about women feeling entitled to alimony while wanting financial equality in everything.

Like what? Go make your own money. And this woman does.
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Why do rich men even marry? I cant see any reason honestly. Especially if you are rich and famous and will get rekt if bitch gets mad and starts telling shit about you true or not.
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>>28882205
because they fall for the Love meme.
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>>28882205

Rich or poor, why even get married? It means nothing now, and only a quick way for women to recieve expensive neetbux.
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>>28880874
I most certainly will, I'd even bring the lube myself
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>>28882228
You are righ, for most of the part. In some shitholes if you dont marry you are seen differently, also in many shitholes people marry and dont think about divorce because its the only way of surviving if both are poor. But in "first world countries" i really see no reason.

Can anyone honestly tell me reason to marry someone? Today 99% of couples live together for quite some time before marriage, isnt it better to just skip the part of being marrried and countinue to live like before until it ends?
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>>28882153

No we are ridiculing this women's thirst for men's resources you dumbfuck. This women has money and a high networth yet still feels entitled to alimony.
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>>28882205
People should learn from Leonardo DiCaprio he is ahead of the curve and just bangs girls without committing. He even make redpill movies like the wolf of wall street teaching men what can happen if you get married.
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>>28881160
the toast in this thread is extra crispy today
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Why are women entitled to alimony in a post feminist society where women are starting to outnumber men in the workforce and school?

They can make the same money men do yet men are expected to pay penalties in the event of a divorce?

Modern marriage is a circus and a sham. Women are legitimately to blame for the break down of marriage, they will never complain about inequality that benefits them at the expense of men, they are entitled.

This is why I can never take all this pro feminist talk seriously. I'm sure it makes sense to women but as a man I see that it's bullshit.
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>>28882228
Tradition/brainwashing. No worries though, marriage rates will plummet. Everyones connected to the internet now and can readily see all these men getting fucked over. The data is there: women initiate the majority of divorces, often get the kids, take half your shit, and try to get alimony.

Men are going to start asking the question: Why risk everything when I can be in a committed relationship without a contract? Why risk everything?
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>>28882195
Say whatever you want, but a marriage is a partnership legally and financially. The law sees you as one person, for the most part. I don't support alimony in cases where both partners have the same earning potential, or alimony that's strictly gender based, but I imagine marriage is an investment for a woman as well as a man. Men often assume all women are lazy sacks of shit who don't contribute anything, but women often contribute emotionally, socially, and through housework or child rearing. A surrogate costs well over six figures per child, and that's not counting the time and work spent raising it. Obviously not everyone has this arrangement and plenty of women work but studies show that even when both spouses are working, women do most of the house work.

Like that one woman who slaved away and put her husband through law school, birthed two of his kids, and when he finally started making bank in his law firm years and years later, he decides to leave his wife for the hot young secretary. She ended up killing both the husband and the secretary, lol. Went on Oprah while in jail and regretted nothing.

I don't think alimony is cut and dry but to say "muh equality" is kind of silly.
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>>28881381
>>28881397
kek

originalkekisoriginal
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>>28876228
Women are great! Marriage is great!
Then again this happen all the time in Hollywood
I heard prenups help with this situation, how does that work?
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>>28882335

>commit emotionally and socially

Oh wow! Do I get alimony for being friend zoned of beta orbiting ? Those are emotional and social investments and often financial investments. No I get laughed off the board.

>house work and child rearing

In this case there are no children and I'm sure they both hired maids for their mansions.

It's not silly. Focus on this case. What you said - none of it applies here.

As others have said - she is basically an expensive prostitute. Alimony is just a quick way for women to get neetbux in the modern world, as they are perfectly capable of earning their own money.
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>>28882182
which is why you'll spend more of your life talking about them than having sex.
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>>28882419

Yes, unlike women, men don't spend most of their life as cum dumpsters.
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>>28882415
I replied to the post from the anon saying he was talking about alimony in general, not this particular case. You're an idiot.
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>>28882419
roasties, if you're going to participate on this board, at least learn the culture.
Lurk more.
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>>28882480

You're talking to the same anon still. You're also dodging my points because I'm right.

Marriage is a joke and alimony is what killed it. This case highlights everything wrong with it.

"""Equality""" is laughable when women want most of your net pay just for divorcing you.

While its men setting up all the moves and everything while women """""support"""""" them. What does that even mean ? It means you talk to them when you have to.

You will NEVER understand r9k as a female:
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the sooner people realize marriage s a scam the better
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>>28880035

This.

Unfortunately, it seems characteristic of life that we always see the grass greener on the other side of the fence, then we mourn what we've lost when it turns out to be false.
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>>28880035

this is seriously why i like the idea of polygamy. he could've had both (if the second woman wasn't a faker).


>btw i'm mormon
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>>28882335

Alimony makes sense in the very specific case of a woman who has been with a man for many years, giving up a productive career to raise his children. Even in that specific case, the alimony should be based on what her potential career could have paid her, not some arbitrary lifestyle shes "become accustomed to".

Amber Herd basically wants millions of dollars because she fucked Johnny Depp for a couple years. She gave up nothing and was probably enriched by the process in terms of fame and job prospects. I don't know if he beat her, but I personally think its pretty suspicious this shit is just coming up now with the only evidence being some very minor bruises that she could have easily given herself.
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>>28876170
>Hedonist gets fucked over by other hedonist
Good. Let them eat themselves to nothing.
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>>28882419

yes men arent breeding drones that only think about having chad's 6 children.
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>>28882606
Exmormon bot, reporting in.
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>>28882419

Careful guys, her vagina smells like dead babies.
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>>28882755
Those are the exact tactics she took in this thread.

Also should add that they'll keep repeating the same thing over and over again, even after countered. Women don't win arguments with reason, they try to win with stamina.
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>>28882755
Nice, absolute truth, I have seen this shit happen
so much times it may as well be natural law.
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>>28882460
do you think its better to spend it as a robot? lmao your whole life is just an obsession with women. cuck/10
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>>28883086

Do I think it is better to be a robot than a cum dumpster?

Yes
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>>28883166
well there you have it then. at least you're not a woman. nothing to complain about then.
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>>28876170
She fucked up. You don't try to fuck over one the the most successful actor in hollywood. She's definitely getting blacklisted.

Even Depps lawyer pointed out that she brought up domestic abuse to mitigate the negative press she was getting among the influential.
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>>28883278
>at least you're not a woman. nothing to complain about then.

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahha

kill me
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>>28882606
>>28882750
Sup Mormon bros.
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>>28882419
>he has something bad to say about women
>he must be a bitter virgin

Classic female response
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>>28876170

She's decided she's lesbian and not into men, even if they're Johnny Depp.

For this revelation, he will lose all of his money.
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>>28883625
I didn't say you were a virgin. it's just hilarious that someone can be so obsessed with women for being women but never actually using them. It's like studying math your whole life and then becoming a clown.
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>>28876233
True, but my problem is a woman scamming money from men.
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>50k alimony
Why ? This is rage inducing, why the fuck would she need 50k a month ? Alimony should be a sum able to sustain her and her kid's subsistence, a handful of fucking dollars not 50k .
How is this even a reasonable request ? With 50k a month I could feed half of a fucking African country, why is this idiocy allowed in American courts ?
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Just don't marry, civil courts are retarded.
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>>28876170
>The threads on /tv/ get deleted by the faggot mod.
why can't the mods accept /tv/ is just shitposting board but who cares this is /r9k/ anything goes but seriously anon should stop begging other people to contributing memeing. MEME YOURSELF you got no OC then SHUT UP pathetic fools
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>>28883749
part of it is to punish bad decisions like marrying someone impulsively without really having a connection, and divorcing in the first place. people really look down on anyone who breaks up a marriage.

the other part is an outdated system that guarantees the woman (honestly a lot of men get it too if they are stay at home dads) continues to live at the same level that she did in the marriage, until she remarries. its to protect people from actually losing everything, which might seem ironic to you losers because of the stereotype in the media, but it's a good thing in general.

i would be happy if all the poor and dumb stopped marrying, including the assholes in hollywood who try to be role models while doing drugs and hooking up with everything that moves. but smarter men than some 4chan fedora have come up with these laws.
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>>28883749
Marriage is the biggest shit-test in existence. By signing a marriage contract, you forfeit hundreds of thousands of dollars out of your paycheck from a decade of child support and/or alimony. And if you can't pay? Off to jail.

You'd have to be a massively cuckolded beta to willingly sign a marriage contract.
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>>28883962
this. only the cuckold beta master race will continue to have families and populate the world. good bye chad!
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>>28883898
t.retarded woman

originalus
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>smarter men than 4chan

But that's impossible.
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>>28882368
They don't do shit because the woman can just claim that she was not in the best condition when she signed the papers or claim that she felt pressured. *Poof* there goes your prenup.
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>>28884056
>genetic dead end
at least you tried.
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>>28884293
you could just as easily say the marriage papers aren't legit either. you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>28876224

fucking hilarious, kek kek topkek and underrated here's a "you"
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>>28883962
howd you get so many neetbux in your paycheck?
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Who

the fuck

cares.

sage
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>>28881160
she looks hotter without makeup
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>>28881160
this desu
as far as I know Brendan Frasier got JUSTed out of shit luck, but Johnny Depp had it coming by chasing tail he had no business chasing.
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