>leave milk on kitchen side so it goes off
ha! fuck you future me you prick.
Whos feeling /mischievous/ today?
>>28875353
>be me
>walking alone at night
>see a roasty also walking alone a few houses away
>we both stop and stare at each other
>I start running towards her
>she starts freaking out and runs to the nearest house, knocking loudly for help
>I wander off into the darkness
Will roasties ever learn?
>>28875353
No good boy points for you today, Anon!
>>28875353
>modding a console for someone
>intentionally fuck up
>give them a bricked console
>they come at me all mad
>i just say "that's the risk of these things, buyer beware"
>>28876118
y u du dis 2 me breh
>work drive thru
>someone asks for salt on their fries
>drown their fries in salt
>give them salt with a bit of fries and a watered down soda filled with ice
>work in construction
>we all like fucking up people's drive to work
>close off busy roads with the boys for a day or two randomly
>pretend to do work all day
>getting paid to inconvenience people
