The Gender Effect
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>Clone a man and a woman
The man will become best friends with his clone. The two will work perfectly together, solve problems quicker, and get along perfectly to form a brotherly bond for a lifetime.
The woman will see despise her clone. It is a shining embodiment of everything she hates about herself and being around the clone only makes her hate herself more.
>Give a man and woman both 3 wishes
In a years time the man will be happier than he's ever been. His lifestyle is fine-tuned to be exactly how he always wanted it. He will have ensured himself success in almost every changeable aspect of his life. He knows exactly what he wants
In a years time the woman will be miserable. She'll be covered in jewelry but will be an emotional wreck. Her husband is a famous handsome actor that turned out to just be a man, and not the god she envisioned. She is more unhappy now than before she had the 3 wishes
You know I'm right
>>28874285
Oh we know it
Originalifusolini.
>wondering whether I'd want to share my gf with a perfect clone of myself or not
Besides that I'd probably wish for stupid shit like that my clone was a girl and that I had super powers and forTHAT mistake to be undone but the lesson still remembered. Oh how I want that last one....
>>28874316
this is the only time a train is acceptable: when the other guy is also you
>and yes I said train, not threesome. the fuck thinks a threesome involves 2 men
Lmao i wouldnt wish for an actor that is so dumb
1) make me rich
2) give me the power to teleport people wherever i wish to
3) give me a better ass
Ok that last one not
3) Give me the power to stay young and alive as much as i want.
There fuckers
>>28874285
>kill everyone
>clone billions of (You)s
>wipe everyone's memory
>it would seem completely natural and you would never be the wiser
>people would stop caring about looks and would focus on interests, behavior, and other forms of differentiation from their peers
>eventually you would all die because no more babbies
>everyone on earth would be prison gay
