Describe yourselves robots and ill tell you which ones i would like as bfs, which ones as slaves and which ones just friends.
If i dont reply it means that you get nothing.
How can I become your enemy?
All women should be burned alive
>>28874146
I want for this to end
I spend all day drinking and shitposting to make the time go by faster
Sometimes I go for walks when I feel too pent up
Everything is bullshit and this reality feels like the equivalent of being existentially raped for years on end.
I'm home almost everyday posting on 4chan/watching anime/lifting weights/playing vidya
5'9"
5" penis
socially autistic
attending university
no friends
straightedge
not really religious but I still make the sign of the cross
brown hair and brown eyes
virgin
beta
>>28874156
Weak people cant be my enemies.
Having you as a bitter slave sounds fun.
>>28874192
Bf! Or most likely friend.
I wake every morning wishing i could die but i manage to convince myself to keep on trying. I know im not tall compare to other guys and im to skinny. I dont play vidya any more. I pretty much just spent my time at college trying to become someone or something better. When i satarted college i was extrovert but the fatigue of trying to be everyones friends is very stupid so i decided to study and work hard. The only thing i crave in my daily basis is to have someone by my side and who is willing to be around with me
>>28874146
I'll take none of the above. Bow down to my BBC roastie, it's raping time.
>implying you deserve me
>>28874225
Everything is perfect but your dick is one inch too small.
Friend.
>>28874344
Slave and i would try to stress you out until you kill yourself or become a better person.
I have a gf
I like classical music, DDR, sometimes serious (nonshonenshit) anime or quality western TV dramas, running and wasting giant portions of my life because of psychedelics or 4chan.
Rolling for friend
>>28874451
>dick is one inch too small
fugg, why does God hate me
I kick ass and masturbate until I tear some of the skin off of my dick.
6'0"
Skinny-fat
6.5" dick
Suicidal, can barely muster up the will to get out of bed. Like to drink a lot and have a smoke every now and then.
Very chill most of the time. Most of my friends come to me for advice or to chill.
Have had a bunch of girls approach me but had to turn them down due to my circumstances.
>>28874438
I like your ego.
Enemy.
>>28874477
Fun af, would bf.
Friend it is.
6'4" 160lbs, blond buzz cut, blue eyes, Nordic genes, American
Very lanky, little muscle, mild skinny fat in torso
I always wear plain black t shirts, black skinny jeans, and black combat boots. Every day. I like punk music. I am a college dropout. I hate everything about existence and I want nothing out of this world. I believe it is all fake and meaningless. I live only for pleasure, usually in the form of cigarettes and beer but sometimes drugs. I don't like weed. I watch a lot of movies and I write screenplays and stage plays in my spare time. I'm a singer for a punk band.
I am capable of socializing but I don't like to (although sometimes I do legitimately sperg). I feel nothing when I talk to people usually so I get bored fast. I have a handful of people I consider friends and I don't want any more. I don't know a single person or own a single thing I couldn't drop without a second thought. I do not value my country, my heritage, or my ancestry. I will never have kids or get married. I do not want to get a job or own property. I would like to be a drifter.
I am not particularly interested in romance and I ignore pretty much all women (and men, people in general) so I have no idea if they find me attractive. I don't have the money, time, or interest to hang out with the same person particularly often. I cannot relate to other people in any way. I am not "different" or "special" since everyone is basically the same but I just do not give a shit about anything which prevents me from being able to connect, not that I'd want to.
Also I don't vote, if you couldn't already guess that one.
>>28874562
>Enemy
thats not even an one of the options ya dumb cunt
i'm too emotionally unstable as it is, even without some manipulative slut in my life.
Skinny (67 kg, 1,76 cm) but working on it, mixed-race latino, light tan skin, dark frizzy to curly hair and black eyes, 17 cm dick, think about ending it all almost daily, never had an actual gf, virgin but not kv, mostly anti-social save for a few long term friends. I swim and I'm graduating in biomedical sciences and participating in various bioengineering researches which is how I get my spending money, otherwise it's all parents. Speak portuguese, english and french. Tend to overshare.
>>28874563
Slave, would make you work a lot.
>>28874549
A difficult one. Probably friend but i would end up hating you.
>>28874584
As if i care.
>>28874615
>As if i care
then why did you post
>>28874146
TITS OR GTFO ROASTIE
>>>>>> implying op is female
>>28874615
I doubt I would ever be your slave since I don't want any male friends let alone female ones and I would never do a favor for anyone ever
Disclaimer: I'm not truly interested, but...well, pic related.
I'm 31. I teach. I'm just about to buy my first house. I'm a cyborg. I have 3 friends. I read tons of books and play music (also vidya). I smoke, but am quitting again when I move. I sometimes drink too much when I'm alone and depressed. Brown hair, green/gold eyes.Also 6'4" and 8" benis, but I'm saying that on r9k so it's automatically a lie, even if it's true.
>>28874694
>teacher
hey do you wanna be friends or something cuz that sounds interesting
what kinda teaching?
>>28874146
>>28874146
>>28874156
OP is a guy. Probably a straight guy.
I'm white, 6 feet tall, straight, muscular, have a great butt, and I'm very attractive. I have a great dick.
But once I invest anything in a woman, I become unsustainably territorial and jealous. My blood boils whenever I see her interacting with other guys. I can't handle it.
Unfortunately for me, at the same time, I become resentful and annoyed if I'm expected to sacrifice enough time for a woman to be her sole source of attention or entertainment. Unlike men, women cannot entertain themselves, and all attractive women want to have "friendships" with attractive guys. So... I'm just never going to have another relationship.
I come here because I've realized I'm happier trying to help downtrodden men and boys than I am trying to do anything for women. It breaks my heart seeing how indifferent western society is to the suffering of lonely and awkward guys.
>>28874146
>6 feets height
>5'9' inches penis
>74 kg
>Not fit but also not obesely fat
>like: games, rpg (traditional games), exercising
>journal education, worked in three press titles
>right now ending my education
>have some friends
>atheist
>have GF
>want to give you feel of comfort and then cut your throat and leave all of submissive robots with PTSD and crying.
>5'10
>20
>7in penor
>work out solely so I can defend myself (shitty part of town)
>can cook pretty well since my mom never made us any meals so I did in her place
>white
>really dark eyes
I literally have no standards so whatever
>>28874146
6'1
Kind of fit
Watches anime
6.25'' dick
I'm kind of an extrovert if there is less than 8 people in the room, if there is more i would kind of get really nervous and act like a retard
Will go to college and be an accountant
Brown hair and eyes
Non autistic i guess
Also how big is your dick OP?
>>28874717
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
I teach high school English. Up until the end of this school year I had an English/History class. Moving this summer, gonna just do substitute work while I go back and get my Master's so I can move up to college level.
>>28874146
I am neither tall or short.
I have blonde hair, blue eyes, low body fat, and a descent cock.
I ride a motorcycle.
I explore abandoned buildings and write shitty poetry.
I have had a fair amount of relationships with girls, both short and long term.
I have a good job where I help people and a nice apartment.
I like to fuck rough then cuddle afterwards.
I am weird, enjoy making people laugh, and have many friends in multiple states.
I like dogs, but cats are cool too.
I sometimes fantasize about going on a bank robbing spree across the country.
>6;4
>25
>employed
>year of college
>not many friends
>sorta of social but I would rather play games than go out
>don't drink or smoke
>eat healthy because of high blood pressure
>decent exercise at work, but still 20 pounds over weight but since I'm tall it's not noticeable.
>never had a gf and still a KV
>bad teeth
>pretty small dick
>>28874638
To explain to you that i dont care about the options you dense fuck.
>>28874694
Bf
>>28874751
Jealous people scare me a little too much.
>>28874796
Friend.
Tall, brown hai, Grey-blue eyes.
Living on my own, Student, "wagecuck".
Hobbies are vidya drugs and chillin.
>>28874870
>i dont care about the options
if you dont care about the options why did you make the thread
>>28874876
Friend
>>28874859
Slave
>>28874816
Friend
>>28874846
Probably bf
>>28874918
>slave
Fuck it, I'll take it so I can just stop being lonley
>>28874870
Ego: stroked. I thank you, sir.
>>28874846
>descent cock
...So, like, it angles down toward the end?
>>28874846
>I am le weird XP
Fuck off and die, normie.
>>28874977
>duh dum tssss
I should have just posted 7 x 5.5.
>>28874146
My Okcupid pic taken a year ago, other details:
>6'4''
>I'm not interested in having a long term girlfriend right now, just finally want to get laid.
>I prefer being alone and haven't had friends since high school.
>At this point in time I'm working on graduating from college and getting a life. I'm thinking a lot about my future. It's really important that I fulfill my goals and succeed at what I want to do. So I'm not depressed or demotivated. I actually want to accomplish things in my life and I'm okay with where I am now since I'm focused on where I want to go.
>>28874146
I come to this board every once in a while because I can't stand the self loathing and disgusting beta mentality everyone circle jerks with here. But sometimes I see quality posts like this. Thanks OP.
First time seeing a femanon with enough self loathing to come to a board and look for validation from literally the least desirable humans ever to feel good about herself.
Then again you could.also be another autistic neck beard. It wouldn't be surprising actually.
Either way quality post idk why I've put this much effort into this post but w.e
>>28874146
6'1
155 pounds
pretty autistic, but know how to hold my spaghetti
don't have any real interest outside of /x/, /v/, and /mu/ type stuff
virgin
no drugs/drink/ect
Black hair
Blue eyes
>>28875026
Sorry you feel that way anon. I don't take your insult personally; I know you're probably a lonely, unwashed, porn addicted virgin who is overcome with envy every time he sees someone happy. This probably stems from you feeling inferior on a day to day basis.
I hope one day you break free from the chains of misery and find happiness.
>>28875026
You mistake me for a cuck posting in a thread judged by a gay man on who's "worth it or not." But yeah, I'm the one with self-worth issues.
>>28875154
^This>>28875224
Original comment. It's Original.
>>28874146
Almost killed myself one time on LSD because i thought i could enter another dimension.
Spend heaps of time on the PC but actually do shit with my time eg. make beats/vids/rek faggots online.
Used to live like a chad and now i much rather chill in smoke weeds drink and play vidya but slowly realising this lifestyle wont get me gf i am forcing myself to "go out" again. Still hating the fuck out of clubs but drugs make it bearable.
>Life sucks but xanax and alchohol are fun so theres a balance there i think.
>also unemployed but got my hustles happening. also 24
.hmu bitch
im only here for the pics OP is posting
>chubby as fuck
>6'1"
>7 inch benis
>hobbies include: videogames, cooking and radio
>get along with people
>glutton, drink at least every other day
>>28875240
>But yeah, I'm the one with self-worth issues.
Made me kek.
Though you are correct in the fact I do like having my ego stroked, remember you are also posting in a thread judged by a gay man on who's "worth it or not."
5'11"
220 lbs, average physique, I eat terrible things so a dietary adjustment along with exercise will work wonders.
Red hair that has turned brown. Freckles. Glasses, occasionally wearing contact lenses.
5" Penile Length, an inch too short but good girth. I have made 4 out of 4 girls cum with it. High libido.
I'm very happy, I've never had a genuine suicidal thought. I have a job that I love, I feel fulfilled and successful even though I don't earn much right now and still live with my parents. I view myself as the most important person to have ever lived. My main hobbies include video games and drugs. Weed and mushrooms are my favorite, if I had my own apartment I would do them all the time if I had the proper connection, I smoke weed like cigarettes and it is my only true addiction but I have to go weeks without it. My ideal life is to stay at home, never work, playing vidya whilst watching entertainment, doing weed and mushrooms all day and fugging a qt3.14 whenever I please. I'm very sweet and cuddly, but I'm also very eccentric. I have impossible ambitions which are that of a crazy person, but as long as I am progressing towards my ideal life I am happy.
>>28875335
How can you have an average body if you are shorter than me, and heavier than me? Muscles?
>>28875329
Only in my case I could not care less what this twink/roastie thinks of me or my lifestyle. I just happened to see your post as I was scrolling down through the threads and decided to fuck with you. Any more entitled assumptions, cuck.
>>28874146
I haven't had any interest in starting a relationship for yearshowever I consider myself bisexual and I'm very into crossdressing
I've Never had a gf
Barely watched any animes and I'm shit at videogames
I'm a virgin
I'm a 5'4 withe-ish spic with a 6" dick
I can speak fluent english and spanish, kinda good at drawing and know how to use photoshop properly.
failed college so am a NEET atm
I have more female friends than male friends
Don't really know what else I could say about me
>>28875420
Oh, yeah, I've never got drunk or dome any drugs, that too
>>28875375
Yeah, decent muscles for never exercising.
5'11"
24
200 lbs., lift and run.
Short Brown hair, Hazel eyes and glasses
6" penis and have had no complaints. Have gf but not really working out.
I enjoy watching anime and few tv shows. I like playing tabletop games i.e D&D, MERP, and Warhammer.
I have my own house. My younger brother, cousin and grandma need to stay with me. It is hard out there for them.
I am an IT guy during the day and a bouncer at a club at night. I learned everything from the Marines.
I work for myself and love my boss. Boss at club is cool too.
I wanted to be a History teacher but that didn't work out.
I don't smoke but I do drink every now and then.
>>28875415
I sure do, buckaroo!
In your first post, you referred to me as a normie. This leads me to assume you are an autistic kv of sorts. It would explain the anger behind your death threat and the attacks at my sexual preferences.
You can keep fucking with me too, I enjoying the attention you're giving me.
>>28874146
Listen here bihh
ALL YOU NEDDA KNO ABOUT ME IS THAT I UP FOR REAL NIGGA HOURS N TAP DAT MF LIKE
AN JUDGIN BY YO LACK OF REPLIES I ASSUME YOU A THOT AND GOT YO ASS IN BED FOR REAL NIGGA HOURS
IM TOO GOOD FOR YO BIHH ASS
Im dead inside, did i won?
>>28874146
>Describe yourselves
That seems like a lot of effort. Why not just post selfies? In which case, why not just take this thread to /soc/?
>>28875553
>Hazel eyes
>le special little brown eyed snowflake
Lmao
>>28877114
Isn't brown the most basic eye color?
>29 yo
>mostly progressive, slightly conservative
>confident in my own skin, better to be yourself than live a lie as someone you're not
>lives at home
>likes video games, films and pro wrestling
>doesn't do drugs
>180cm
>8.5" penis
>fit
>told I'm handsome at least once a week
>90k a year of passive income
>non virgin
>mega homo, fuck girls but prefer dudes
BTW op if you're not a boy don't even bother
>>28877114
>implying hazel and brown are even close to the same eye color
>implying hazel isn't just a catchall for a ton of bullshit
t. hazel-eyed guy
>>28874146
Why not.
23, 5'11", 240lbs, power lifter in highschool, 6" uncut, only real visible fat is gut because fuck genetics, no drugs, smoking, rarely drinking.
Small, close pentagram of friends. Vidya addict, along with some anime and bad movies.
Native /d/eviant with a shit ton of kinks. Switch, but depends on the mood and what feels natural.
Own car and apartment, studying to get certified.
Brown hair, hazel eyes, was told I was rather alpha because I've stopped giving fucks.
Not a virgin but has only had shit relationships.
Do your thing.
>>28877236
Fat bearded loser with a small cock and thinks his body hair and "bulk" (excess adipose tissue storing energy in his body) makes him masculine.
And the cherry on top is you think you're an alpha, lol.
You really can't make this shit up.
>>28874694
lel why is every nigga here like 6'5 with a giant cock? is r9k the congregation grounds of the genetically gifted all of a sudden?
was sarcasm btw
>>28874694
>Also 6'4" and 8" benis, but I'm saying that on r9k so it's automatically a lie, even if it's true.
You think pointing that out is going to legitimate your claims brah?
Eh i've got nothing better to do with my time and i'm fucking bored, may as well see what OP thinks i'll be useful for i guess, even if he is a guy.
>5'11
>Anti-social
>Polite in terms of manners and attitude
>Virgin (no surprise, since i'm on /r9k/)
>Video game fanatic
>Working in cyber security
>Never goes outside
>Has had suicidal thoughts but never had the guts to do it for real, even if i was encouraged
>inb4 slave
>6ft
>curly brown hair
>blue eyes
>thin
>5.5 inch penis
>Severely damaged emotionally
>basically sometimes when i make even a minor mistake i have to go to my room, curl up, and cry whilst calling myself a worthless loser that deserves to die.
>Occasionally When i'm in a happy mood i play video games, watch anime, play with a deck of cards/practice sleight of hand magic card tricks, and study coding.
>Study russian almost every night
>deviant with a fetish for femdom
>>28877255
Where did it mention beard and body hair?
>>28877475
I can just tell, you give off that vibe.
>le permabulking lardass face
cut you fatty, you can still be strong at low bodyfat. you're just being lazy
>>28877517
Are you the one who posted that /fit/ failure story...?
>>28877562
No, I don't go on /fit/ because I'm actually fit.
>>28877575
I'm sure you are, famlee.
>>28877604
And your pics....?
>>28874146
6'3
7.5in penis
kinda fat
britbong
hiker
kinda overweight but also heavy set build so it doesnt look too bad
work as a photographer
dont drink or smoke or that shit
blonde hair
blue eyes
not a virgin but only fucked one girl who was vanilla as fuck so i may as well be experience-wise
>tfw no gf
>>28877638
>Google reverse image search
>three results
Really?
20
Male
White
5'9"
67 kg (skinnyfat)
Study computer science at top 5 UK University
I put effort into my appearance
Virgin
15-20 friends
Shy
Tidy
Enjoys drugs (no hard drugs)
blue eyes
6" dick
bdsm fetish
closet animu dan
don't have depression (anymore)
a little camp (but I'm straight)
>>28877638
>>28877721
this is actually a picture of me from fit
previous poster must have stolen it
also where did dumb bitch op go?
she hasnt posted in a long time
better maintain her fucking thread
>>28877721
Odd, because it's my picture. Your insecurity knows no bounds, even involving making false claims about finding my pics on reverse image search
>>28877755
>>28877721
samefag
I triggered fatty really hard huh?
wheres those pics you tub of lard
>>28877771
>pic is me irl
>no timestamp
>can't properly detect who is and isn't samefag
Somebody's hurt.
>>28875305
friend
>>28875335
slave
>>28875420
friend, maybe bf, the crossdressing sounds hot
>>28875553
friend
>>28877163
maybe bf
>>28877167
bf
>>28877236
you sound insecure judging by your replies
>>28877409
just because you inb4'd doesn't make it any less true~
>>28877432
slave for sure
>>28877712
friend
>>28877737
maybe bf, maybe friend can't decide
>>28877771
>>28877784
lol steals my pic from fit and accuse me of being insecure and samefagging
ok bro
>>28877868
>>28877923
still no pics of your flabby DYEL body senpai.
>le stealing my pics
god, you're lucky I'm bored or else I wouldn't even bother.
Have another, this was me at 15% bodyfat when I was bulking (before I got shredded). This was about 2 months before my pic from above.
>>28874146
Highly educated.
European, black hair, green eyes.
Bear mode, very strong, look pretty intimidating and I can easily handle myself in a fight.
I don't put pussy on a pedestal, I am not nice. I am not gentle. I will not give you a sensual, happy experience. I will feed on your fear, on your panic, on your tears and suffering.
I will taste your sweat and your terror. I will dig deep into you and hunt inside your head, finding the one thing that makes you truly terrified. And then I will push it down your throat until all you can taste or smell is your own fucking pathetic paralysed horror.
You will look up desperately into my face, from where you cower on the floor. Hoping to see a small trace of humanity behind my cold expression... you won't see any. And what you do see will break you.
I will leave you a broken, weeping mess.
>18 (19 in a week)
>Male
>White
>5'4"
>Dark brown hair
>Blue-gray eyes
>120ish pds (Skinny, but not skeleton because of muscle)
>Studying for a Bachelor's in an undetermined Computer Science degree
>I'm fairly confident, but very timid and easy to tease
>Virgin
>8-10 friends
>Reserved personality
>Hobbies are TCG, Roleplaying, Videogames, and anime, the whole 9 yards
>I also enjoy playing Instruments, just chilling, and cooking.
>No drugs, but I do drink if friends supply me ( not heavily, I prefer being buzzed than blazenly drunk)
>Nihilism, and nothing wrong mentally besides bad OCD
>bi-curious
>fetish wise the lighter side of bondage has always gotten me (not sure if I want to be the one tied up or the one tying the other up)
22, live alone with my mother, who i take care of daily, unemployed, wear the same clothes everyday, dont work outaspie, i do the same thing every day, i have a tiny number of friends, i like to discuss things pertaining to my narrow list of interests, and get real passionate about them too
i dont think im creative, i like to try to be thouhg, but im too scared of showing things to others
passive, kind of submissive
im also trying to learn japanese
i like vidya
>>28874233
>>28874344
>>28874477
>>28874944
>>28874977
>>28877255
>>28877755
>>28877888
>>28877988
This lucky thread has to be original
>>28874146
>20
>in theory a student, but I haven't been to any classes since January
>instead I went to a mental hospital twice
>depressions, borderline, social anxiety
>brown hair blue/green eyes
>like dark ambient and indie folk
>don't really watch TV or movies
>read a lot
>go to the gym 2 times per week
>5'9
>140lbs
>bisexual
>don't like chocolate
>sexually submissive
>big dick that I don't like
>can speak 3 languages
>stopped drinking 3 months ago
>don't smoke
>take benzos that my doctor gives me sometimes
>have my own flat
>>28877888
Pure aryan genetics
6 foot 1
large penor (I have never actualy measured it)
In school right now to get bachelors
then off to military to become an officer
Busk and play gigs for extra money
I do amateur boxing and collegiate fencing for fun
more or less right wing extremist but not preachy
have had many 3dpd gfs but only one true 2d waifu
Plan on one day becoming a cult leader or mercenary commander
someday would like to marry and have over 9000! children
>>28877638 >>28877988
pics of my body from fit some loser stole
Also nice trips!
p.s. if friends, can there also be benefits?
18
Blackgame over already
6'2"
Pretty slim/skinny(not really skelly though)
Short black hair
Brown eyes
Social recluse (not really by choice, but hey)
Not that into anime
Favourite book: Isaac Asimov's I, Robot
Currently reading: Zero World
Favourite music genre: 80s
Favourite bands/singers: Duran Duran, Yes, Seal, Otis Redding
Hobbies: Writing, mostly
Favourite food: Lasagne
Favourite vidya: Timesplitters 2
Not sure what else to put.
>>28878423
>Favourite music genre: 80s
I fucking hate millenials
>>28878423
Superior white male here, how about we do gay shit together?
>>28878445
What's wrong with liking 80's music? I don't really see how that reflects on me as a person. Isn't it better than"OOGABOOGA IMA POP A CAP IN YO ASS NIGGA"music?
>>28878454
I'm not really into dudes, sorry ._.
Here are my stats:
>5'11
>slightly overweight
>read books and watch pretentious movies in my free time
>no friends
>kissless virgin
>spend most of my time studying because even if I can't do anything else right, I may as well get good grades
>>28878507
>I'm not really into dudes, sorry ._.
Really cute way to say no, deep down you want it.
>>28874146
>male
>5'4
>blue eyes
>thin
>pale skin
>long dark hair
>kinda cute
>6,5inch dick
>avoidant
>vidya / anime / cardio are my hobbys
>virgin
>basically NEET but do volunteer work once a month
>pervert with /d/ tier fetishes
>male
>6'2''
>brown eyes
>mediterranean sking
>thin-fit
>brown hair
>idk if im cute or not to be honest
>6 inch dick
>i like to read and write a lot
>explosive personality,but overral ok to deal with it
Thats it
I'm to lazy to describe, I'm pretty much like this pic here but a guy.
5'10 (still growing)
Blonde hair, blue eyes and white skin
cute accent
cute
im pretty cool
>>28878534
Well I mean, I've wondered what it's like but I'm not sure I could go through with it. I definitely prefer women to men though.
>>28877888
>just because you inb4'd doesn't make it any less true~
Yeah well fuck my shit up then.
>>28878933
>still growing
underage
MODS MOOOOOOOOOODS
