Would you decapitate a newborn's mother for a billion dollars? If in this scenario the murder couldn't be traced back to you, would you do it?
Countless of people have died for less and one person not having a mother barely makes a difference in this world.
One billion dollars can accomplish a lot. A lot of research and development, charities, etc.
>>28872192
What if you had grown out without a mother?
How different do you think your life would've turned out?
>>28872162
For an extra 100k I'd merk the baby too
No. The feelings of guilt would outweigh the feelings of pleasure.
I'd decapitate an old catlady though, or somebody else with no reason to live.
do i get to keep the newborn too?
>>28872162
I'd zonk the baby too, and the rest of the family, to both satisfy my nugget's bloodlust and make it so they don't have to live with ded mom
>>28872162
WILL THE BABY SURVI-HIVE
WILL THE BABY SURVI-HIVE OH HO HO
AND I'VE WONDERED IF THAT BABY LIVES HIS LIFE
WHAT KIND OF LIFE WILL THE BABY LEAD
AND WILL THE BABY EVER BE HAPPY
NO HO HOBecause I've listened to this Andrew Jackson Jihad album and loved it like the trash I am
>>28872407
This would be ideal. Raise the fucker to be Batman.
Only if the mother wanted to die
>>28872162
For a billion dollars, id go for it.
>muh guilt
Ill set aside an account with $10M to be paid to the kid every year from ages 18-30. Thats more than fucking enough to almost guarantee him a perfect life
Hell yeah, id do it.
Anyone that wouldnt is some rich chad piece of shit that has no right to be on this board.
>>28872162
fuck yes are you kidding me what sane person wouldn't do this?
>>28872162
Can you please specify the race of the mother and the father?
>>28872493
>Ill set aside an account with $10M to be paid to the kid every year from ages 18-30. Thats more than fucking enough to almost guarantee him a perfect life
lol what
>>28872162
nigger i would rape my family and then flay them alive before beheading them while i get assfucked by a horsecock dildo for a billion dollars
I don't think you realize how much a billion dollars is
>>28872162
yes. i'd do a lot of things for a billion dollars.
It's not really less likely that I could find a way to have the wound be nonfatal and non-crippling, than it is that someone would offer me that much to do it in the first place.
>>28872222
Fackin' noice quads there, m8.
>>28872162
No shit I would
>>28872162
I need more details.
Do I get to pick the mother? Do I have to go get her, or chase her down, or is it the standard hypothetical "bag-over-head in a sterile white room" prepared deal?
>>28872162
only if I can do this to the child
>>28872192
>using money for R&D
I like how you think.
>>28872442
*nods in your direction*
favorite album of highschool was peoplethe name change shit really irked me though, and i havent even listened to christmas island
>>28872162
No way, for like 99 reasons. Straight up murder is one thing decapatating someone would provably scar me for life. Then perhaps you create a warrior baby who will train for life and then hunt you down and brutally murder you. Plus, a Billiondollars? A billion for one murder? That reeks of deal with the devil that will have unforeseen consequences. Not a safe bet at all. Count me the fuck out.
>>28872162
I'd do it for free if I could get away with it. I genuinely hate all women, I would take pleasure in decapitating her.
>>28872162
This is literally one of Satan's (with a capital S) tests. What the fuck guys. This shit is classic temptation. This is why Hell exists.
>>28872162
is it a single mother?
For a billion dollars I'd kill them both
Probably. I'd feel guilty sure but I'd get over it.
I'd do it for free
Fuck women they deserve to die
>>28872162
Daily reminder this is about if you are capable of sitting there and sawing off a woman's head while she struggles and screams, not about the aftermath.
>>28872162
On a pure utilitarian scale I could probably take 300,000 and pay for GOAT private schools for the kid and his college maybe
Yes. And i would raise the baby by myself and set him up as my future killer to make ammends.
I would kill literally anyone on planet earth for 1 billion usd
>>28872162
Not only would I cut off her head but I'd stomp the newborn to death and stuff him down the mother's neck hole as an added bonus.
>>28872162
Fuck yeah, kill the kid too for fun
>>28872162
Is this a serious question? I'd do that for any kind of money. Doesn't even have to be a billion. Can I throw in the baby too? Please?
>>28874028
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origono
I don't have a billion dollars
>>28874030
Original tip geuefgvfyjn
>>28874153
More original tip.
Fuck off normie. :)
>>28873536
no you wouldn't you fucking pussy
