Thread for Aus NEETs.
What are you up to this weekend?
Who else is on the welfare bux? DSP here.
I was planning to clean my house but I'm too lazy. Am pretty much living in squalor at this stage.
Hello? Is there anyone here?
>>28872425
Queenslander here anon, how about you?
>>28872445
I am not a type of house at all m8. But if I was I would be federation style.
Tfw still no friends
Tfw I got drunk and passed out in h're driveway for the last time ever... again...
>>28872521
>no friends
Are you trying to have friends m8?
I have no friends either but that is because I have chosen to withdraw and isolate myself.
ask a kiwi anything...
no, i wont kill you for money or the stuff in your gross room.
>>28872570
How biog is your dick bru?
>>28872570
r u a coconut
>>28872585
17 centimetres for you bb
>>28872594
nah, ive got a pretty diverse racial composition, but im not a coconut
>>28872671
>17 centimetres
Where are you measuring from m8?
>>28872722
im measuring from your mum you sceptical prick
Does anyone else dream of having a few acres of land and living all on their own away from everyone?
I have become a living joke.
Can't wait to finish uni this semester to become NEET. Don't worry I'm graduating with a degree in Indigenous Studies so I wont be employable.
>>28874381
You gonna get on the welfare bux m8?
>>28874405
Already am. I study part time time and live out of home so it's plain old newstart for me. Each month I give them 20 bullshit job application that I didn't make and they don't even glance at it.
>>28874427
They might make you work for the dole if you aren't studying any more m8.
>>28874444
Wh-what? I thought this stupid new intership slave labour scheme for U25s (i'm over 25) the Libs put into the budget was going to replace that though.
>>28874462
I don't know the details m8. You might be right. Centrelink website should have the info.
>>28874462
Nope 30 and under.
NZ fag NEET reporting for duty, no not really. I am here though.
Is it tough in Aus? NZ are currently giving us homeless 5k if we move out of auckland and further down south, may take that up within a few months after I am kicked out
>>28874381
>Indigenous Studies
what the fuck were you thinking?
>>28874515
>kicked out
Why you getting kicked out m8?
>>28872722
That's not even 7 inches lol I'm 6 and that's tiny.
>>28873690
YES HOLY SHIT YES
Fuck neighbors mowing the lawn, fuck dogs barking fuck having housemates constantly cooking shit and dropping pans fuck Sydney.
>>28872075
guys
GUYS
Real talk. Australia vanilla private server. Get on it. http://aussiewow.net/
>>28874616
>I'm 6 and that's tiny
Well it is a bit above average m8 so you can't really say tiny.
>>28874552
Can't NEET forever can ya? There is already a fuck ton of tension at home so it'll only be a matter of time.
>>28874656
When I grip it my hand takes up the whole thing except the tip, porn makes me feel tiny.
>>28874630
I am saving up to buy 30 acres next year. I will have to live in a caravan because no money for a house.
melbourne reporting in fellas, i'm liking this weather.
if anyone wants to be friends let me know, wouldn't mind hanging out and maybe making a group of friends off here.
let me know melbourne people <3
going to my mate's 22nd soon.
might be fun...
>>28874663
>porn makes me feel tiny
Stop watching porn with dicks in it m8.
>>28874522
Fell into it after failing Education. It's actually really interesting and I'm pretty good at it.
>>28874662
>Can't NEET forever can ya?
Of course you can m8. Eventually they will declare you disabled.
Melb reportin
Working for the dole now, kek. But its piss easy
>>28874647
how many people play it, is it active?
>>28874685
hi i live in thornbury. what about you?
>>28874733
You making friends there m8? What are the people like?
>>28874756
hello. i live in northcote, pretty close to thornbury..
I just want a job but this anxiety and lack of connections is stopping me.
Who /Melbourne/ here?
>>28874758
Not him but I recently moved to melbourne from being NEET in a rural town. I work 40 hours a week at a pharmacy and have made 0 friends. The change hasn't been as tough as I expected, though. Wageslaves are practically NEETS that have to be somewhere during the day
>>28874785
nice, northcote is a cool area. what do you like to do?
>>28874807
>Wageslaves are practically NEETS
Don't forget all that money you make..
sup lads, just woke up half an hour ago
not doing anything exciting tonight as usual. just going to play some final fantasy 10 and watch some anime (not sure which anime yet)
other than that i might go out for a walk around 2-3am when all the normies have fucked off after their partying and all that other bullshit
>>28874758
Friday was my first day, they are alright and friendly. I just walk aroung with my ipod playing and nod my head at cunts.
We also finished like 3 hours earlier on friday and went home at 1.
>>28874826
if you ever go into full time work after an extended period of NEETdom youll understand what I mean when I say that
>>28874824
play games, ride bike, drinking, watch tv/movie.
nothing too outrageous, what about you?
>>28874842
>going for a walk at 2-3am
seems like a good way to get robbed or hurt. or do you live in a non-shithole part of aus
>>28874842
>might go out for a walk around 2-3am
Don't you feel unsafe at that hour m8?
That's when the roving gangs of normie thugs pounce.
I live in Geelong but I'm thinking of moving back out to the country where the rent is cheaper and there is less 'multiculturalism'.
Maybe go to a temp agency and just be a part time labourer.
>>28874847
Are the other dole people real rough bogans m8?
>>28874795
Jobless in Melbourne here. Sick of applying for jobs and not getting them.
>>28874756
i drove up there today to see my grandparents
im in balwyn not too far
>>28874857
play games, read books, watch movies/anime and occasionally do recreational drugs. I have 1 friend here who sometimes invite me out drinking but not often. i'm basically fucking around until the universe brings me back into the fold, i gave up on the illusion of life a long time ago
>>28874898
Not all of them, but some are poofter looking cunts you want to throw a cinder block at.
>>28874900
What qualifications you got m80?
>>28874842
>tfw no nightwalk buddy
>>28874919
Nothing too exciting. Half a Maths&Physics degree, first aid and CPR, driver's licence.
At this point I think I might as well just focus on graduating and not bother with another part time job.
>>28874909
mm i feel that. send me an email anon if u want to be friends, [email protected] (its a temp email)
what can I buy with 30 bucks from coles to feed me until next thursday?
I currently have
-enough oats for breakfast each day
> 3 tins of baked beans
>1 small can of tuna
>half a box of wheatbix
>a small amount of basmati rice
>>28874647
hm. aus private servers never have a good history of sticking around and im not a fan of vanilla
i saw on their frontpage they mentioned something about a tbc server...?
>>28875020
What do you like to eat lad?
>>28875020
*thursday after next
Thinking of applying for grad diploma in secondary education to avoid doing work for the dole and hopefully allowing me to get a secure job.
You cunts remember about 8 months or so ago the govt shut down about 75% of job network places because they're shit and do fuck all? Any of you been put on a new one, done a contact visit then nothing? They said they'd call for a phone interview later on but they ain't and I haven't been cut as yet. I get the feeling they're overburdened and only helping/annoying people that go in and ask for it.
>>28875020
buy full chickens, they are like 8 dollars and last a while.
>>28874685
Readbookv make a kik group and add me senpai lets be friends
>>28875107
>full chickens
They taste pretty gross. Full of water too.
I recommned that if you are on a tight budget you eat spaghetti with olive oil, garlic and tomato paste. It is my go-to poverty dish.
ayy where the sydney women at
>>28874871
>>28874872
lol fucking no
despite what femenists will tell you there aren't people hiding behind every rubbish bin and in every dark alley way waiting to mug/rape you at 3am
people are too scared to go out at that hour and thus there is literally nobody out
it's the safest time to go for a walk, also i don't live in a low income area so that probably helps
i go down to the local skatepark sometimes and you see empty alcohol cans/bottles from all the teenagers but they are all long gone by that time they can't handle real robot hours
queensland fag here i'm about to move into a housing unit
>>28874994
That's more than I have anon so thanks for making me feel worse. Does first year first aid help a lot for getting jobs? I'm talking any part-time that doesn't involve flipping burgers. I only have job experience from a placement back in Year 9 and the occasional summer job at AusPost
>>28872075
SA lad reporting in
No, I don't wanna hang. But I have some valium for sale if you'd like.
>>28875598
>valium for sale
How much m8?
And why don't you want to hang?
>>28875638
Are you in Adelaide or not dude?
Depends senpai, I've got an unopened bottle I'd like to get rid for for a hunnit (50). And another opened I can sell individually from.
>>28875684
Will you send it to me
>>28875713
Glad I bothered wasting my time typing that out.
No, I won't.
Consult a doctor robot.
>>28875727
You have a really bad attitude and demeanor m8.
>>28875713
>>28875727
Unless you literally took the risk of wiring me $200 upfront, I'm not going to be interested.
>>28875746
Sorry senpai, us Aussies might be a bit more 'laxed than the general robot, but need I remind you what board you're on? Exactly.
>>28875763
Are you saying you know you are an arsehole but no-one should be surprised?
>>28874664
how much for 30 acres anon?
>>28872075
Was on neetbux for a month,
Worst part of my entire life, I'm better now, working 2 jobs 78 hours a week wagecuck.
>>28872075
Just got my drivers license at 22. Don't have a job, might get a GF soon.
Live in the country side so everything is shit,
>>28875776
Essentially, Jesus Christ.
Have you even SEEN the autists on here?
I pale in comparison to them.
Realistically, I'm just desperate for money, and would prefer not to have my time wasted in the name of politeness.
Anyone here /darling downs/?
original yes
>>28875778
>how much for 30 acres
Around $20,000 m8. cheapest land in Australia. all i can afford.
>>28875813
Where m8
I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself
og
>>28875781
What a fucking life to envy.
>>28875823
Darling Downs in Qld.
LITERALLY NO SYDNEY FAGS
>3rd year being neet
>having nights where I feel like im going insane when I'm not mindlessly doing something
>>28875829
Sounds kinda like down syndrome.
>TFW this anon is from darling downs
>TFW I can call him a downie.
Do any females in this entire fucking country visit /r9k/?
I'm not even asking in an exaggerated manner, I'm literally convinced there isn't a single one.
>>28875813
wow, thats a lot less than i thought, are you going to work it though?
>>28875837
>sydney
>robots
Im the only sydney robot here
>>28875854
I doubt it, it's a bit of a cock-haven.
Which I like...
>>28875854
Oh anon, every aussie girl is a stacy whore who begs for Chads cock.
So what do you think?
>>28875864
hey AusChink, what's gucci
Adelaide cunt here
>>28875856
>are you going to work i
The land is shit (no water and poor soil) so it is not suitable for agriculture as such.
I will keep some chickens and a vegetable garden though.
>>28875864
Fucking hell m8, NSW licenses look like shit compared to Victorian ones.
>>28875870
What country should I visit for some wholesome girls?
>>28875854
My sister browses /r9k/ and /adv/
She's a full on roastie too
>>28875891
I guess Russia? They're pretty conservative.
>>28872075
How to get DSP? i'm already exempted from looking for work for 6 months
>>28875912
>How to get DSP?
For mental illnesses m8?
Get your mental illnesses properly diagnosed by a psychiatrist. Try and get diagnosed with something juicy. Depression alone doesn't cut it these days.
>>28875912
>How to get DSP
Apply for it anon and max out the impairment tables.
>tfw 600 matches on tinder
>tfw only fucked one
fucking stuck up middle class bitches
2536
>tfw no gf
anyone around? need a bro
>>28875964
>>600 matches
damn, you must be handsome
>>28875985
yeah. too bad it's mostly counted for jack fucking shit
>>28875912
>6 months
How? Is it for temporary incapacity? The max is 3 months with the soctor willing to weite up anoher one if need be.
>>28875871
Same.
VALSFORSALE.
jks it g.
Who else lives alone here?
I can't decide if it is good or bad.
>>28872075
Two weeks to uni exams and have barely started studying, work for dole starting soon. Just woke up and feel refreshed and want to go to sleep so I can get up early tomorrow. Haven't eaten anything for dinner so am considering walking somewhere and getting somethin but have no idea of what to get.
>anyone in Melbourne's eastern suburbs
>>28876337
>goes to uni
>isn't afraid to walk to a take-out store on a Saturday night
All these normies in my NEET thread. Honestly.
>>28876337
WORK FOR THE DOLE?
Are you studying full time?
>>28875572
It's supposedly valued and necessary for some jobs but I can't even get an interview so it's obviously not enough. Current job market is terrible.
>>28874685
Where are you in Melb?
Who here /central coast/
Anyone got any benzos/opiates for sale?
>>28876417
Yes and not studying and probably going to dropout
>>28876360
I have no friends, I don't leave the house much, am 22 and have never had a job
Trying to decide whether to stay up for the champions league final or go to bed soon and wake up at 2:30am
Fuck this meme time one
>>28876467
>I have no friends, I don't leave the house much, am 22 and have never had a job
Oh well that is okay then I guess m8.
>>28876500
same t b h, prob going to do an all nighter watching anime, watch the CL final and OKC vs GSW game 6 and sleep for 20+ hours
ultimate comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR1CU8NjGW0
>>28876555
Gone forever now.
And people think we are wrong to be racist.
I'm counting down the hours until aussie neet can come home again
Any kiwibros with info on how to get on the dole?
>20 years old with a shitty part time job
>living with aunt cause parents dead
Life is already as shitty as it can be, at least let me have some money to buy booze or afford to go out once in awhile FUCK
>>28876467
>meant not studying full time
>>28876555
>>28876577
>tfw you'll never get to experience this
Everything looks so clean, everyone looks so friendly and bright - what happened? I get its a movie but fast forward to today and everyone looks cold and standoff-ish, Sydney trains absolutely filthy, sydney women arguably even worse than american women I've heard from some friends who came over here just fuck it all up
>>28876675
>what happened
It was "progress" m8.
>high-horse fried cunts
>worthless degree dole bludgers
>nostalgiafags
>fucking east coasters
Oath, What a shit thread
>>28876555
Don't think I could live without Internet/vidya if I was transported back.
If I grew up in that era I guess I would be happy.
>>28876862
Good on ya m80.
fuggin poofter.
![IMAG0027[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JfC18bQ.jpg "IMAG0027[1].jpg")
anyone else drinking?
spend 20 bucks on 12 standard drinks
not too bad I guess
>>28876922
>drinking?
always makes me need to piss.
>>28876922
Why are you drinking water mate?
>>28875837
>>28875864
sydney fags, going to check out vivid once the crowds die down?
>>28876922
no im playing multiplayer video games that require fast thinking and superb communication skills
>>28875864
im in 2131 btw
any ausbros want to enter a suicide pact?
>>28876922
last I had a heineken it had an awful aftertaste
same with coronas
>>28875020
Damn that sucks. i recently realised how expensive my diet is. I consume $50-$60 of food on average per day. I'm not buying out either.
Why is Brisbane so shit bros? I just wanna live in a small town again. I'll never understand why people prefer to live in the city.
>>28876988
dumb idea
if things honestly get unfixable one day I'm gonna dump everything I own, wipe my hdd, take out what money I have and give it to my mum, buy some floaties, good alcohol, a knife, some weights, paddle out to the middle of the ocean, have a last drink, tie the weights and slash my neck.
You can't fucking do that with another person especially not someone you don't really know.
Anyone in Adelaide selling weed?
>>28877002
>I consume $50-$60 of food on average per day
How you funding that lifestyle m8?
>>28877018
yes you can, give me one reason you cant
>>28876988
Sounds like a good way to end up with some "helpful" officers visiting you
>>28877040
Someone gets cold feet.
>>28875020
$30 is easy m8
Get the 5KG rice that's on special now (8.75 I think), get some meat (chicken breast works), get some frozen vegies, get some soup, get some cheap bread. For the rest just buy whatever happens to be cheap and will fill a meal or two. I find tuna is good because you can add it to rice for dinner or you can have it with toast for lunch.
>>28877104
>frozen veggies
unless he finds them on special he's better off buying fresh vegetables.
>>28877133
>better off buying fresh vegetables
Depends what kind. Fresh carrots and onions are generally cheap, but other stuff can be above $5 a kilo a lot of the time.
You can get homebrand frozen veggies 1kg for like $3.
>>28877133
Frozen vegies don't last as long though, so it depends if how fast he would go through them
>>28877158
Fuck, meant fresh
>>28876988
Pls be in Syd...
I need you to be, I've got plans
>>28877173
>I've got plans
Better not be planning to take any normies out with you m8.
>>28876976
Hows the mainlander Chinese influx in Ashfield? Burwood is turning into a part of China so fucking fast it's scary.
>all those apartments
Theres a new restaurant inside the Burwood Arcade (it connects to Burwood Plaza) and the inside looks like some shabby cheap shit eatery, just like the ones in China.
>no english menu
Being cantonese is suffering.
>>28877173
How are you going to kill yourself?
Lllll
>>28877185
Dont tell me what to do m8
>>28877240
can you get a blowjob from a prostitute and report back on how it feels? Im obsessed with blowjob porn and ill never get my dick sucked
>>28877266
Where you at anon? I'll gladly suck your dick for you :3
>>28877292
N-n-no thank you.
>>28877199
the most recent influx of immigration is from india and nepal in ashfield lately. all the shanghainese have been here for a while now. i went to ashfield primary and it was 70% shanghai chinese even back then. yeah youre not kidding about all the new apartments. theyre going up every where in burwood and ashfield atm.
who here officially autimsbux?
1600/month and starting
adeleaidefag reporting in. anyone want to fuck? ive got loads of money and other miscellaneous items of interest.
>>28877331
>autimsbux?
I am m8. Get over $1000 a fortnight now with rent assistance.
Feels pretty rad.
>>28877315
Awww why not?
>>28877342
>want to fuck?
What sort of partner are you looking for m8?
what does the australian government think of oppai loli?
does it make their brains explode?
>>28877331
Congrats senpai. DSP was my lifelong dream for many years. Each claim was rejected.
Fortunately for the government, I'm far too depressed to ever bother pursuing it again. They win.
>>28877331
How did you manage to obtain 20+ points? I only got 10 and had a benchmark work capacity of 22-29 hours a week. It used to be 8-14. Fuck those JCA assessors, i tried to get DSP and they end up bumping my hours
>>28877342
Holy fuck, uh, yeah. When? I have some shit to take care of real quick first though. Add me on SC or something? I'm south presently though.
>>28877331
That's not a lot after rent
>>28877367
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? mr roboto
>>28877343
whats your diagnosis senpai?
>>28877355
what are you offering?
>>28877367
just b urself
>>28877376
m8 you must have normied out on them in the interview instead of sperging out.
>>28877384
>whats your diagnosis
Depression and schizophrenia m8.
>>28877384
>what are you offering?
I was planning on just stringing you along while you give me money and other shit you said you have.
>>28877388
How am i suppose to act? Wont they see through my act if i act retarded? How am i suppose to act?
Yeah you're right, looking back i probably normie'd out. What did you do?
>>28877376
points? i just got diagnosed with depression and autism and had to wait a few months then get assessed by a government doctor then, bang, autismbux.
>>28877379
wtf is sc? what are you anyway, what can you offer me bby. i gotta splash some cash.
>>28877380
i pay 200 bucks a fortnight for food, thats it. i live on a company house.
>>28877381
I probably can if you'd like me to.
I did eventually get youth allowance + youth disability supplement when I was younger, but just transferred to NewStart when I turned 22.
>>28877384
HPPD, depression/anxiety, possible bipolar / BPD too according to psych. Haven't seen a professional in years though. Just been self-medicating/destructing.
>>28877384
>what are you offering?
Sphagetti
>>28877399
>whats your diagnosis
Depression and schizophrenia m8.
damn, rough.
>>28877399
>I was planning on just stringing you along while you give me money and other shit you said you have.
>stringing me along
good luck with that, cunt. ill rape your bunghole.
>>28877411
i got HPPD too senpai. you just learn to live with it after a while.
>>28877416
oh
>>28876675
The 60s, the boomer tore down every value and didn't bother replacing it with anything
>>28877408
I'm a guy, I figured you were a fellow fag?
Idk my ass is nice but I'm a virgin >.< I just suck dick, fuck, and get blown usually. 23 m obvs.
loving this cold boys
standing out in the back yard in the cold winter air looking up at the stars
truly the comfiest feel, normies can have their shitty summer
>>28877434
Yeah, don't preach to the choir man.
Hppd vet since 2011.
>>28877404
>How am i suppose to act?
m8 it depends what illnesses you were trying to use to get on the bux.
If depression you needed to make it clear to them that if you were made to go back on NewStart you would kill yourself.
>>28877442
are you a trap?
;);)
blox
>>28877408
How did you get a government doctor? My psych doesnt want me to get autismbux so i cant rely on him for evidence anymore.
>>28877343
How do you get to this level? Im on newstart $520 a fortnight.
>>28877449
Yeah its been really warm this autumn I'm glad its been cold the last few days. I have some new hiking socks my mum gave me which are super /comfy/ and warm so thats nice.
>>28877442
>I just suck dick, fuck, and get blown usually
>but I'm a virgin
That doesn't add up you twit
>>28877461
lel, that's the year i got it. funny that. did you take a lot of shrooms or do meth?
I was born with visual snow syndrome but the HPPD came later and made it a lot worse.
>>28877480
You need to get a new psych then m8.
>>28877331
im on newstart. have to work 15 hours a week to receive my bux. currently im just too anxious at my job so im just working like 6 hours a week and having to do job search to make up for it. dsp is clearly masterrace.
>>28877480
well your psych is a douche isn't he. all the doctors that worked with me signed for it so i got to do the final boss.
>>28877481
have a disability and get the pension, ez pz.
>>28877470
No, I'm a normal fag. Not to be confused with a normalfag, of course. I'm kinda slender / somewhat feminine though. I'd only be down for casual stuff anyways. I meant snapchat earlier too btw.
>>28877360
Government/cyber police only goes after people they suspect having 3D loli, Think you can get charged with bringing 2D stuff through airports though.
>>28877462
>f depression you needed to make it clear to them that if you were made to go back on NewStart you would kill yourself
Im not sure if youre just fucking with me. I told them everything is so much of an effort that it takes too much of a mental toll on me
>>28877495
>dps is clearly masterrace
of course it is
>>28877498
>Snapchat
>claims to be not a normalfag
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I WISH THIS PLACE WAS FREE OF YOU FILTH KEJFWFJLKEJFLKEJLKEF
>>28877504
>too much of a mental toll on me
This is too vague m8. You needed to say you were going to kill yourself and already had a plan for doing it.
>>28877485
why do normies even like summer anyway? what's so good about being covered in sweat constantly and getting skin cancer
>been a built-in NEET for 4 years
>never worked
>never even went to centerline because of the anxiety involved
>can't go out without having severe anxiety and smashing my head into walls or fucking myself up after
>been to the ward twice
>psychs won't give me benzos and haven'r even mentioned disability
I officially have clinical depression and some other shit I don't know what yet
>>28877491
Interesting, the VS probably did become more pronounced for HPPD, but I've had it since I was a kid too.
It was actually just induced by good old lucy, I believe. Although I had been experimenting with 2cx not too long before that. Weed tended to exacerbate it as well.
Shrooms, on the other hand, actually seemed to help, bizarrely. Meth? I've only done it twice, the first time was good, the second time was sketchy. Didn't effect my hppd greatly.
>>28877533
Well swimming I guess thats pretty nice in the summer but thats about it.
>>28877531
thats a pretty high risk thing to say. You could get sent to emergency mental health if they sense if youre in immediate risk to yourself.
You actually said that?
>>28877519
Calm down, it's just used as a means to communicate. I also have Skype.
>>28877545
>Although I had been experimenting with 2cx not too long before that.
yeah, i wouldn't mess with those anymore. i did shit like that and always had a bad reaction.
>Weed tended to exacerbate it as well.
yeh
> Meth? I've only done it twice, the first time was good, the second time was sketchy. Didn't effect my hppd greatly.
meth made my VS a THOUSAND times worse, it was horrific. it'd make me hear voices too.
shrooms are amazing though. i hope to get some this season.
>>28877554
>thats a pretty high risk thing to say
m8 if it is the difference between getting the bux and being sent back to Newstart then you have to take risks.
You only get detained under the mental health act if you are an imminent danger to yourself or others.
Saying you will kill yourself IF you don't get the DSP is not imminent. It puts the burden on them to not make you do it.
>>28877489
Are you fucking gay? I clearly meant buttvirgin.
He was looking for someone to fuck, if you recall.
>>28877584
this. just be like "i cant live without the dsp, i dont know what ill do" etc..
>>28877584
So i just say im going to kill myself if i have to go back to newstart. What else do i add in so i dont sound like im making a threat
>>28877597
if you can make yourself look like a girl at least from behind, were good 2 go bby
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9JoziBzRIyzMmdkV3dnclVZa1E/view
>>28877580
I actually loved 2cb, it was fucking amazing. Had one of the best nights ever on it. Incredibly aphrodisiac as well. Actually had some hot sex on one particular night.
Did you get on the pipe much senpai? Mines been considerably worse of late but I have been eating a few eccies.
Would love to get ahold of a few shrooms this season as well.
>>28877613
>What else do i add in so i dont sound like im making a threat
You just need to be depressed and pathetic m8. This does not come off as threatening.
Also as I said it is important that you make it clear you have already planned on how you will kill yourself.
>>28877602
>>28877584
so then what did you tell your assessor?
>>28877617
Nice got any other videos?
>>28877510
oh, to be a glorious neet
>>28877630
>so then what did you tell your assessor?
I didn't say much at all because the assessor read the report from my psychiatrist and then said I didn't need to say anything more if it was too distressing for me.
>>28877617
C-can I hit you up later perhaps? I just have some errands to run. Did you wanna talk on Skype or anything?
Like I said I'm only down for something casual but I'm a cuddly boy who likes to moan ifemminately a lot..
>>28877617
>>28877656
Yes, more vids please.
SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND
SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND
SOMEONE BE MY FRIEND
>>28877673
i dont use sc. you can add me on facebook.
www facebook com/profile .php?id=100012172599015
>>28877620
pipe? as in meth? i hit it reasonably hard for a year. but so did everyone, eh heh..
>>28877630
just told him what its like to be an autist, getting diagnosed with level 2 ASD made it easy.
>>28877656
nah, i had more vids of him (her) but i lost them :(
>>28877656
naw
>>28877660
its gud eh
>>28877682
got none
>>28877710
ignore the fact its chris chandler btw, lmao.
>>28877732
What does getting a blowjob feel like?
Im >>28877266
>>28877814
it feels pretty nice.
>>28877673
you want that casual fuck or no?
>>28877827
Is it as nice as it looks? Your dick isn't fully hard
Tfw being unemployed is a shitty thing to identify with. I mean, I don't want to be a wage cuck but I do want money so I can live a better life. Some old fuck neets terrify me.
Btw anyone here into cycling I need someone to ride with.
>>28877839
thats not my dick, lmao. its just a video this transgirl sent me.
>>28877836
I might be able to squeeze you in.
>>28877870
bloxbloxlbox
add that fb i posted >>28877710
>>28877863
Does it feel as good as it looks in videos?
>>28877884
idk man, it just feels overall pretty nice. but it can never beat anal sex. nothing like busting a nut in someones rectum.
>>28877855
I'm trying to get into it again but I get puffed after 2km. I miss being a kid and being kinda in shape.
>>28877814
suck on your thumb then image your thumb was as sensitive as your dickhead.
>>28877982
thats actually a really good way of describing
>>28877982
Feels like im sucking a dick than getting my dick sucked
>>28877918
I worked my way up from fucked fitness caused by staying in bed for like 9 months due to muh depression. Now I can ride 40km three times a week on a road bike I bought on Gumtree.
It's the only thing I ever feel like doing, I don't enjoy anything else. I just need to get fitter because I'm still slow compared to other cyclists and I want to go further. Getting fitter makes me feel like I'm actually achieving something and I have a goal to work towards.
I think nutrition plays a pretty big role, most neets eat shit.
>you will never wear cute skirts without looking like a degenerate fag
Perth fag spent 24,000 on hookers ask me anything.
>>28878014
Has it helped out get out of neetdom?
>>28878030
What's it like to have your dick sucked?
how come there hasn't been an Ausbeta uprising yet
>>28878033
Not at all, how would it?
I guess it's a good peace of mind to know that I'm fit since I have health anxiety. I used to get worried about collapsing when I left the house desu. That could help me I guess but I don't want to work a shit job anyway so I'd have to get more education if I wanted to work.
>>28878030
i guess if you have a disposable income that's not bad but fuck that's still a lot of money
across how long of a period
perth is really small too
>>28878061
I kind of thought it would nurture your confidence which would lead you to trying more new things. Do new things still terrify you now?
>>28878080
2 years I would say
