>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
[ https://youtu.be/fnS6S3rX8BQ ]
>>28871853
A female friend I know gave me her number and she never texts me unless I text her first. I don't want to be annoying or creepy so I never text her.
Just say "no" to getting her number and walk away. How annoying.
>"I love you. Sleep tight okay, have good dreams. I want you to dream about a really pretty hot spring, in a cave, filled with glowing mushrooms. And there's little purple crystals all around poking up from the floor, and making the water glow. And then, tomorrow, we can find a place like that for real. Okay? I'll even get up early and make us a picnic lunch. We can take the train up to the mountains, and it'll be great. So... rest up. Good night."
[ https://youtu.be/smv7TGZK1ok ]
>>28871853
This literally made me tear up. What's wrong with me.
you aren't laying your greasy hands on my phone bitch
>"Hey Anon I'm kinda tired, I think I'll have an early night tonight. No no, I'm fine my head is just aching a little bit. If you're feeling sleepy too why don't you join me? We don't have to go to sleep right away, maybe we could just lie down and talk for a while? Great! Wait, you go get undressed I'm gonna fill up the hot water bottle!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGB8meDWQeQ ]
>"Doesn't it just. Just, like. Make you sad? Sad that we're going to die? Most likely die by ourselves when we're old and everything hurts. And then once we're dead, no one is going to remember. All the great ideas and crazy ingenious things that people get remembered for, are all gone. That there's nothing left to leave our names on. We're going to die alone and no one is going to even remember or care... Doesn't that make you sad anon... will you remember me...."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGLqXZ-f70 ]
>>28871853
Sweet lord.
>tfw no girl will ever say something like that to you
Fuck.
>"Shh, listen! Gosh, did you hear that thunder! Hey quick Anon, turn off the light and get under the blanket with me! Do you mind if we leave the curtains open so I can see the lightning? I always feel so cosy lying in bed when the weather's like this. I hope you don't mind if I get a little jumpy!"
[ https://youtu.be/0oppLGKEbHE ]
This thread is going to make me kill myself
>"Hey, wait a minute. Can we pause the movie quickly before it starts? No no, I do want to watch it, promise! I'll be back in a sec. I hope you don't mind me bringing the duvet in from the bedroom, I just want us to be extra cozy. And plus if I fall asleep like you keep saying I will then at least I'll comfortable!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSkLs5BJGBE ]
Femanon here. Why do you post this bullshit? No girl talks like this.
>"Anon, you don't have to say anything. I understand you. Sure I do. Okay, so you're probably sitting there thinking, I'm on this date with this girl who really, really likes me, and she's so beautiful- Shh! And you're wondering, how can I open up to her, when everyone I have ever loved has abandoned me? Am I even worthy of love? Well... You are, Anon. I like you.."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAzhrjGje70 ]
>"Anon!!! You're up! I'm doing some dishes and making breakfast for you! Did you wake up from the smell of the bacon? It looks so yummy. And I made some eggs, and there's fresh orange juice too! Just want you to have a good start to your day anon!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpmeTRkORFw ]
>>28872026
WE WANT TO BELIEVE ALRIGHT
Seriously, it's at least soothing to think that some day a girl will talk to you in a way that seems like she genuinely thinks you're cute and has feelings she's too shy to admit.
It's escapism.
>>28872054
>"Anon, you don't have to say anything. I understand you. Sure I do. Okay, so you're probably sitting there thinking, I'm on this date with this girl who really, really likes me, and she's so beautiful- Shh! And you're wondering, how can I open up to her, when everyone I have ever loved has abandoned me? Am I even worthy of love? Well... You are, Anon. I like you.."
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THESE FUCKING FEELS
>>28871853
That's it. I can't stand it any more. This post drove me to suicide.
>>28872092
>some day a girl will talk to you in a way that seems like she genuinely thinks you're cute and has feelings she's too shy to admit
Violent/psychotic anime tsunderes are closer to reality than this crap.
STOP POSTING THESE IMMEDIATELY
>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school and we'd lock ourselves there, listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and stare at your ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk so much about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."
[ youtu.be/zwFS69nA-1w ]
>>28871987
What's dat song
>"A-anon... I like it here. Just lying under the covers with you. Satiating in each others warmth, listening to each others heart-beats. I love it here. You are everything that I imagined you to be, like in the stories, but better. I love you anon. Please, never leave. Just stay under the covers with me."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU ]
>>28872163
I don't fucking care, it's fluffy and light and it makes me want to kill myself, and at the end of the day that's all I want out of 4chan's writing.
You wouldn't go into Pacific Rim and expect a documentary on how we would realistically deal with an alien monster threat.
>>28871853
>Don't you get lonely sometimes?
Yes. But it's a minor annoyance at best, and it passes.
>I feel like there's a lot to you, Anon
That's sweet, but you're wrong.
>>28872080
Who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you get in my house. Get out. GET OUT.
>>28871853
O Rly?
O Rly?
>"I don't know why i'm so sad anon. It hurts to keep living for some reason. I don't know why. I know I should be happy. I have everything. A nice family, good friends, people that love me. But in the end i still feel lost. Why do you think that is anon.... I don't know.... anyways, thanks for talking to me tonight. I really enjoyed it, i love you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcX6qIUf-cg ]
>>28871853
Who is this lil hoochie mama
>"P-please don't kill me anon. I won't run away I swear. I'll do what you want, everything, anything. Please don't kill me..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZdggNUvq0 ]
Classic john singer
>"Wake up birthday boy! Good morning sleepyhead, now I want you to stay right where you are while I go grab your presents, okay? But first...don't worry, I've brushed my teeth! Okay, sit up. What, did you really think I wouldn't get you something! My my Anon, you really have forgotten what birthdays are all about haven't you! Well as your girlfriend I can promise you that as long as we're together you will never spend another birthday by yourself! Now come on and open your presents!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAGN4vc3v0 ]
>"It's okay anon. Everything is going to be okay. I'm here for you, and I won't leave you. I'm not that kind of person. I want you to be happy. Please try to be happy, for me at least. Cheer up anon, i'm here..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPuZsIkRj8 ]
These threads make me feel better about myself. I feel less autistic.
>"Gosh your skin is so warm. Do you mind if I come a little bit closer? There, that's better. No, it's okay, you can put your arm around me. It's nice actually. Jeez Anon we've known each other for weeks now and it's like you're still scared that any little mistake you make is going to make me lost interest. You're so silly! But that's why I like you. Really, it's fine. You can hold me as tightly as you want as often as you want. Lying here with you is the best feeling in the world."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dee3RSgUWiM ]
>>28872432
yo anon, u got the hugging gif or webm of this one?
This shit makes me wanna fucking die
>"Hey Anon, do you want to study together some time for the test that's coming up? I mean don't think I'm just looking to copy your notes or anything, I'm sure you've revised lot already! Oh, you haven't? Well, the library is open late this month, maybe we could meet up there after class one evening? You'd like to! Great! Well do you want to trade phone numbers or email addresses or something?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TyGGFUlhM ]
whoever posts these things has the same exact music taste as me. i want to know who u are idiot stop being me
>tfw i'm the gf and my bf ignores me
damn i just want to kill myself now
>"Gosh look at the time Anon! We've been talking for hours! Hey, no, it's alright. Where are you going? Oh, well, if you want to leave. I mean I was going to say I don't really want you to walk all the way home at this time of night. There's no buses and it's raining even heavier now than it was when we got back. You know what the alternative is! You can stay here, okay? I don't have much spare bedding but I'm sure I can make up a bed of sorts on the couch. But hey I'm not too sleepy, so if you wanna lie down and talk a little more with the lights turned off then I don't mind."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZfHt5G6UQ ]
how do i say these things and not come off as creppy
>>28871853
>'the person that gets to know you'
>'the'
are you lot really so fucking autistic that you haven't been at least friends with girls in your life?
>"Gosh your hands are freezing Anon! Here, put them between my hands and I'll have them warm in no time! Hey thanks for today Anon, I know it probably sounds silly but I really feel like I'm getting to know somebody I'm going to care about for a long long time. Thanks for letting down your guard for me Anon, even just a little. It means a lot to share things with you and for you to share things with me too."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfYl6_f2Mdg ]
>>28872852
I've never had a friend that's a girl. I know it's hard for you to understand, but there are people like that out there. Not everyone lives the same life and experiences as you do.
>>28872814
Ohshit. Me too anon. I'm always trying to be cute and affectionate like this and it gets ignored. On a date he told me not to hold his hand in public. Feels bad man. I gotta love to give.
>>28872909
you wouldn't be as ugly and unapproachable as you are if you weren't fat
>>28872929
it's not even about my looks. it just happens. in school, i would never look people in the eye, my head was always down and i avoided people. i remember the teacher assigning a group assignment at the beginning of the year, and i ended up just doing it alone at my desk. i guess she realized that, because afterwards she never let us pick our groups, she always assigned them, and i was grateful for that...
it just happens man. i can't even fucking say hi to a girl...
what the fuggin is this thread about?
why is it so amazing?
>>28872814
>tfw listening to all these songs now and bawlin
god damnit, I just died a bit inside
>>28872984
it wouldn't hurt to not be a fatass though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0
>ever since i heard this song when i was a kid, i always imagined i'd dance with the girl of my dreams to this song
>on a friday night, just me and her, foolishly dancing like idiots.
>i'm 24 now and i've never had a girlfriend.
>i'll never get to experience this.
>>28872080
>not having cigarettes and spiked coffee for breakfast
>lol
I think I would like these threads better if they didn't sound like they were typed up by some fat dude in his basement.
I have nothing against a dude writing this or anything, that's not what I mean, but they're just fake as shit. I'll see if I can make some as examples gimme a bit.
These videos sound really fake and cringey.
Girls never talk to me so hearing this shit just sounds very unrealistic, it just doesn't sound like anything that anyone would ever say to me.
i would say all of these things to you if i wasnt scared it would make you think i was lame af
>>28873219
>try to write
>realize I haven't talked to a girl in years
Yeah I got nothing
>>28873235
99% sure it's a guy / trap using a voice changer
>>28871897
Nothing, we're all lonely. Hang in there bud.
>>28873235
Women never say this kind of shit anyway. It's a neckbeard fantasy. This is some manic pixie dream girl trash.
>>28873325
This whole thread reeks of catfishing. Especially guys like >>28873267
>>28871853
this is some high grade poison here
>>28873387
For real. The "dialog" is worse than your typical jap vn's (which for the record I like to read occasionally in my spare time). As much as I would love it to be the case I am 95% sure most women dont talk like that. The "mpdg"s of the world are only in movies and books.
>>28873387
i'm really not a guy though
these songs are fucking me up. emo mode is in full effect
>>28873387
>t.leg beard
L M A O
literally only roastie hambeasts uses the term "manic pixie dream girl" in such a butthurt way
>>28872026
shoot yourself, femanon
let us enjoy our sweet poison
>>28871867
It's the same for me. I think all girls are like this.
Or I'm just not good looking (which I'm not, so :( ) and they just don't want to talk to me.
>>28873549
>>28873526
>girl
Try again.
get out of my house.. just get out NOW!
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, YOU NEED TO GO
I-I-AaaaAAAAAAAAGGIiiiGGghhhhGHghhh
TTTThHEEE mOOOOON!!! IT'S-!!! aaAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*turns into an adult undergarment*
>>28873592
i'll just go be lame af by myself then i guess :/
i,ve had girls talk to me this way, thou i,m not worthless
>>28872883
>avril 14th
that's fuCKING CHEATING
>>28872325
Oh lel you got me. Good song tho, thanks.
>"Do you like these earmuffs anon? They're so comfy... Do i look cute anon? Really? I love you so much.... i'm going to get it =) "
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srb0ljtpk3U ]
>>28872026
This.
Women are all shallow cunts . No way they'll give a shit about you if you aren't Chad
I have surpassed feeling lonely.
I am beyond.
Curse you OP.
Sorry about disrupting your shitty thread, but is there a prettier girl than Freya? I literally can't think of anyone else.
>>28871853
What is this feel Op. What have you done to me
>>28871853
If this cheap drivel still makes you react, then you've got a long long way to go, fellow robots.
I feel uncomfortable reading these in bed.
is this a cringe thread or something?
fucking pathetic losers, thanks for the keks
>>28872852
I've never spoken casually to a girl without it being a friend of a friend. We exist.
>>28876413
welcome to r9k m(9-1+2+6)/2
>>28873825
Is there a version of this song without the singing?
>>28872026
FUCK OFF VAPID WHORE
>>28871853
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1joAXzQlOaM
OP please, i'm litterally crying
>stealing the original OP's "thing"
Imposter-chan please go
>>28873463
fucking this
the sweetest poison is often the deadliest
>>28872000
trips unchecked. are you still alive?
>>28871853
What's the point of this thread? RPing? Should you take this to /trash/?
>>28872026
>No girl talks like this.
We know.
>>28872026
yeah, girls tend to be more on the cruel side, at least for us,, we know they don't. but, let us taste this delicious poison, We won't never have anything, why can you let us enjoy something? how does we being a little happy hurts you in anyway?
>>28872852
Lol I haven't had any friends at all for the last 10 years.
What's the point of these completely unrealistic threads?
>>28877546
to enjoy yourself.
and have a little hedonist escapism
see>>28877494
it will LITERALLY never even happen to you FUCKING robots lmao
>>28877578
we know m8.
You wanna cry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKYY8DxVZHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI
I just had a good cry. Feeling better now.
>>28877671
Oh shit, its coming again...these two songs are always the trigger. I'm 31. I'm still here.
>>28877700
I will find her.
>>28871853
decline her number give her mine, put the ball in her court, women are reluctant to approach (espcially out of pity) I get no pressure and can get comfy and tell my mother I gave my number to a girl today and she accepted then get bonus tendies for acting like a big boy
>>28871853
couldn't make it past the first ten seconds
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
nope
>>28877700
And you're still virgin?
>>28872177
ah I remember hearing this song from ages ago
>>28871853
"Ok"
>delete her number
>go hang out with people that get my humour
>>28877999
Yes and no. Its a sad story
>>28878257
>Yes and no
Tell me more.
>"Oh anon.. I'm so happy that you were my first and I were yours. Let's just cuddle under the sheets before going to shower. It feels so great being with you, no other guy has ever made me feel like this. I will promise to take care of you, I will listen to your worries when you have them and I'll help your dreams become true... I thought it would be impossible to find someone like you. D-do you want to w-watch your favourite anime with me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ry2pjYgiLU
>"Anon, come here and sit next to me! This is my favorite song! I loved the movie so much... Anon! You're tearing up, is something wrong? Do you want to hold my hand? What? I don't care if your hands are sweaty, here just hold it. Why do you keep pulling away? I'm not letting you go until the song is over... Anon, I feel like I need to point out something that you do, but you have to promise not to be offended, okay? Promise me you won't get mad? You're really bad at telling when somebody loves you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU6KFnGF9M8
>>28871853
What's the point of this roleplaying garbage? Women don't actually think this way.
>>28878372
I actually had a girl that said some of these kind of things before
>>28878386
She said it but did she mean it? My guess is no. This is some absurd level of altruism.
>>28878422
She definitely seemed to mean it, but obviously can never know for sure.
Probably helped she had social anxiety and struggled with depression for a long time so she could relate to some of these things?
>>28878471
Maybe I'm just too jaded for my own good.
>"You're really cold, aloof, dour, uninteresting, and detached but I want to sweep you off your feet by giving you the best human connection you're ever going to get."
I'd be suspicious as all fuck if this happened.
>>28872835
FUCKING HELL POSTER,
SPOOKY BLACK CRACKED ME, NOW IVE FUCKING LOST IT
SUICIDE IS THE ONLY FUCKING ANSWER
>>28872912
>literally chose a chad
>>28878286
Its pretty horrible. I was a friendless loser all my life. At the age of 26ish, i fell in with a party going crowd by accident, and started going out every weekend.
Through time and lots of alcohol i developed the ability to approach girls. After about 10 or so rejections i met her at around 27.
I fell in love instantly, she was perfect. By perfect i mean quirky and imperfect just like me.
By the time it got to sex (a month+ later), i failed. After a life time of 3 times per day fapping to extreme hard core porn full of 10/10 ultra sluts.....my penis refused to work in a normal sexual situation with a "only" 8/10 girl.
Her vagina was very tight and i couldn't get hard enough to go in. Sucking would get me hard to max (because its filthy and porn like) but it would flat line in seconds after i pull out.
Quick action enabled me to go in but i went flat immediately upon entering. So technically my penis was inside a vagina, but only for a few seconds. You can hardly call that sex. So yeah....don't evan know if I'm a virgin or not.
I broke down in tears in front of her. It was my low point. All fears coming true. Crying in the lap of a beautiful woman with a dead penis at 27. She comforted me but dumped me an hour later with the excuse that she "doesn't want a serious relationship".
A week later she begged me to take her back. I did. We wore together for a year. She just gave me blowjobs because i didn't understand what was wrong with my dick. It was a shit show. Dumped me again at the end of a year with no prior warning and destroyed me completely. I truly loved that woman. Thought she was gonna be my wife.
After that my confidence and my motivation was non-existent. I discovered no fap and realized why my dick is rock hard with porn and not for normal sex but It took me a year to gain the confidence to approach a woman again.
Haven't had sex or a girlfriend ever since, 31 now.
what does holding hands feels like anons?
>>28878623
By the way...they say a girl wont make you happy if you cant make yourself happy.
WRONG.
She made my happy.
I was one of those people you can see that randomly smile for no reason. She made everything else seem like a simple hurdle that i will overcome with some effort instead of constantly having anxiety as a watch my life pass me by. She fixed everything.
You are genetically engineered my mother nature to require a woman love so that you would force yourself to seek her out and as a "side effect" make a baby.
This system was made by nature as the only way to ensure the continuation of the human race.
You can never escape the desire because its in your genes. And you get 60% of everything you ever wanted if you get her. That alone is enough to be happy. When you are relaxed about that, other things start to come together too.
>>28878623
I am only responding to your post to say that I also couldn't get it up the first time I tried to have sex. The girl had a great body and large breasts and a good face. And she was into me. And I was into her. But my dick wouldn't cooperate.
I am 100% sure that porn was the reason I couldn't get it up. More specifically, masturbating regularly to porn on a daily basis wired me to get hard ONLY for porn. I've developed a death grip and it makes it impossible to have sex.
Who the FUCK keeps shilling the meme that nofap is fake? If you don't fucking masturbate then it's easier to get hard for sex, how is that not real? Everyone makes fun of nofap but if I had done it sooner I would've enjoyed my first sexual experience.
>>28878970
I personally think that faping is the problem but that porn is.
If we kept on fapping to our own imagination and memories of hot girls we saw on the street that day there would have never been a problem.
But we fapped to deepthroating, tipple anal penetration, bukkake, pissing.....
That's not what sex looks like, that's not how women act.
The people that claim its a meme are two kinds of people.
1. Normals that ware having sex on and off throughout their entire life since teenae years and only ever fapped to porn of normal boy girl vaginal penetration.
2. People whose brains refuse to accept reality and kick addiction because its too hard for them.
After my 3month no porn no fap, i can honestly say i know what a drug addict goes through.
>>28878355
She just looks like a girl I had a crush on during high school. Couldn't dare to speak with her
>>28872319
her instagram is ella.freya
>>28878810
>read this post
>listen to music in thread
NO
NO
NO
>Grills who interact with social losers so the girl can get brownie points and look good
It's so condescending, like when the popular girl takes the autistic kid to prom
>>28879307
Listen to these if you need more triggers to get the tears going.
>>28877671
Especially if you know the background of the songs and the videos.
It will be better after you are done...but you already know that :)
>>28871853
I'd never believe it
>>28871965
>>tfw no girl will ever say something like that to you
Thank god, who would want some patronising disrespectful bitch
I've already given up. I've accepted I will need to be content with what I already have.
A dozen guns and a nicotine/alcohol addiction.
>>28871853
>Shit no one has said
>EVER!!
>these threads are the closest thing to female contact I get
This is patrician feel right lads?
>>28872026
Yeah, we all know girls are nothing but cruel cunts.
We just like to believe that maybe one single girl in this world wants us to be happy and encourages us to become better through kind support and affection.
Please stop posting these.
I'm dying on the inside at an alarming rate. It's like this shit is feeding pure poison into my vains.
>I feel like there's a lot to you Anon
PFFFFFT HAAAAA
most of us are actually boring as fuck. Didnt we just tell you we spend all of our time alone in our rooms? What could we possibly be doing thats so interesting? Unless you wanna know all about anime and video games and porn.
Seriously this is like one of the main reasons robots snd neetd have trouble talking to women. Most of us have zero life stories or interesting things to talk about.
>>28871853
I cant relate to any of this because I have friends and weed to keep me company
Am I normie?
>>28878761
I'm not sure... but from what I've heard, it's like being linked to the other person. You feel this unbreakable bond between you two.
It's like... you're holding each other's worlds with all of your strengths, trying your best to pull them together and make it a single, beautiful world.
But that's just what I've heard, I can't entirely confirm it. Maybe someday... I'll be able to unveil this mystery completely.
>>28879466
>This is patrician feel right lads?
this has to be the most pathetic string of words I have ever encountered
>>28879577
Yeah that's the part that ruins it for me too.
>>28871867
I've seen that plenty.
More perplexing is getting a girl's number and she'll hit you up for """conversation""" but it's like god-awful second-rate dentistry work without anesthetic of any kind.
Like, I can understand the shitty one and two-word replies if you're trying to blow someone off.
But what the fuck homegirl, why would you even start a conversation and only contribute non-interest and single sentences REEEEEE
Interesting sort of thread, though.
Good luck everyone.
>>28879577
Get a few friends and create a hacker collective. Whitehat or blackhat.
Read books
Play comp somtimes
Do SOMETHING on that computer you're on.
>>28878970
>I am 100% sure that porn was the reason I couldn't get it up.
Just admit you're gay.
>>28879436
Come back home, anon. Wake up.
>>28879405
>who would want some patronising disrespectful bitch
>>28879762
Tay tay is waiting.
>>28879729
Fuck that, i dont need to validate my existence so sluts find me interesting. Women typically have zero interesting things to add to conversation past the superficial gossip. Im going to continue fappin three times a day and playing video games in between.
>>28871853
>tfw so alone and bitter this just annoys me now
>no longer feel anything
Thx feminism
>>28879762
if this is a dream then it's pretty fucking crappy
>>28879848
>Thx feminism
nice non sequitur
>>28879817
I'm saving this image
ajsobdug
>>28879849
That's exactly the point, anon. It tries to make it unbearably crappy so that you wake up. Come home.
>>28879875
Have another then.
>>28879920
some may like this also.
>>28879866
feminism is the only reason we have a majority of depressed lonely men in 2016, it's also why the west is falling and will never recover again
>>28879928
This one is also nice for 2d fans.
>>28871853
this is so cringey
>>28879931
>There have been absolutely no lonely men in the 50th
>>28879945
but Maki is a lesbian anon.
>>28879762
>your woman is stroking your hair
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kill me
>>28879931
Fembots can't come soon enough, anon.
>>28879920
:(originality disclaimer, do not block
>>28879931
sure buddy
why blame yourself when you can blame feminists
>>28879997
Not in the real world, anon, no.
>>28880033
My last two swift nooses.
>>28880073
And the last Swift noose.
>>28879981
sounds like you are a retarded mongoloid
in the 50s the divorce rate was 23% now there is not a single western country that has less than 50% divorce rates, this has been going on for decades now
in result most women are whores that don't value marriage in any way and only marry for money and later a no fault divorce to squeeze some sad guy and continue riding the cock rollercoaster until the average woman dies of vaginal prolapse or aids
>>28880023
indeed, women already protest this because they know they would be useless
>>28880047
why the fuck should i blame myself if women are garbage? you sound like a cuck
>>28879945
The meaning behind this image is so fucked up but so funny at the same time.
>>28880087
>indeed, women already protest this because they know they would be useless
>>28880087
>in the 50s the divorce rate was 23%
>>28871853
ONLY IN FICTION. FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28880087
>bohoo, women aren't forced to stay in marriages for economic reasons
>why the fuck should i blame myself if women are garbage?
yeah you sound like a proper catch
if only it wasn't for thost pesky feminists :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^)
>>28880087
>why the fuck should I look within myself to become happier when I can be a bitter cunt and die alone at 50 from rage-induced hypertension?
never change pol9k
>>28871892
>tfw second nightmare in a row
>first one I walked through a wall of fucking spiders and spider webs while screaming at the top of my lungs
>second one I drowned
>>28879817
is my favorite so far
the background behind her is nice
>>28880141
so women being literal leeches of someone else's money instead of getting their own is not the fault of the host? typical ridiculous feminist bullshit
>>28880144
i am much more calm now that i know how shit women are, i used to think i was the problem but then i realized almost every guy was getting fucked by a woman, difference is most of them don't realize it until they are dying
>>28880196
*now the fault of the host?
I talked to one depressed boy this way, and I liked him a lot. He was a robot like you guys, but he deleted me because he didn't want somebody long distance. I was very sad for a long time, so now I just look for somebody different.
>>28880207
how did I say anyone was at fault
is it now my fault that you lack reading comprehension
>>28872383
Fuck man, I spent my birthday alone yesterday, all my friends were working and didn't even get back to me through text save one who I had to remind was my birthday
>>28880261
>my friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>28880261
>friends
>birthdays ever spent not alone
anon
why would you spend a day meant for putting a unique set of numbers on forms with friends? I don't think people are meant to celebrate the date of your birth anymore than you might celebrate the day you're meant to send in your tax report
>>28880279
Okay, bye anon
>>28880121
Correlation does not imply causation, senpai.
>>28880087
>in the 50s the divorce rate was 23%
>implying lower divorce rates are a result of happier relationships.
>in result most women are whores that don't value marriage
non sequitur
>>28879909
so who the fuck was the bitch?
All this shit was written by a guy, wasn't it
>>28880347
>Correlation does not imply causation, senpai.
In social sciences there is never causation, senpai.
>>28880347
>oh boy i am so happy now that at best i have over 50% chance of my marriage ending up in no fault divorce because the woman i married only pretended to like me because she wants to legally take my money and house, probably car and kids too
>i can't fucking wait to get married and have childr- oh wait...
>>28880327
Every bday is spent alone bud, because despite having a few friends I put my self worth down so much I assume none of them will come anyway, I don't want to bore them, I just wanted a text or something, not even about my birthday, just to talk and not feel as alone
Yeah I know I'm not as bad off as alot of you, but that doesn't mean I can't feel
>>28880376
>In social pseudosciences there is never causation
ftfy
>>28880376
>Apply common sense
(Read as: Adopt my opion on it without questioning)
>>28879238
>Couldn't dare to speak with her
That's the beauty of these greentexts, anon. You don't have to say anything, just read it and listen to the music. Close your eyes and complete the fantasy with your imagination.
>>28880446
did this girl suffer a massive stroke or something? her left eye is falling out of her face
>>28880400
why would you assume I feel bad about a set of numbers
on that set of numbers, I usually treat myself to something I wanted and some nice food
this shit is just in your head
next thing you'll be telling me is that you don't understand birthday parties anymore, them having become entirely foreign concepts to you, much like friends
>>28880473
WHY DOES THIS BOARD HAVE TO TURN EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL INTO SHIT
>>28880679
there's nothing beautiful
>>28880376
>I only took general psychology or sociology- the post.
Causation is a thing in the social sciences, since things cause other things to happen, but many things have multiple causes- the human condition is multifactorial.
>>28881209
Forget it, Jake; it's Chinatown
>>28878623
>>28878810
man this post is a tale.
i know i cannot live my life alone in my room. no friends. no girlfriend. it doesn't matter whatever i aspire to, i need to go out.
>>28877288
>that instrumental
What is it? It's absolutely soul crushing.
If anybody who is over 20 years old, and is still lonely, just wants to chat to somebody and have a friend i'm here. My name is Juliet. I'm quite lonesome too.
Skype name is Julietmogwai
>>28871853
She sounds like Max from life is strange
>>28881466
Catfish pls go and stay gone
also
>friend
Nice try.
>>28872177
Does she use skin-tone makeup to make her lips look smaller? What a weird thing to do.
For anybody who is interested. The guy who originally wrote all of these threads used to post the same thing on /mu/ for like three years until the mods banned his ass.
If you search "so winter's coming up /mu/" at https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/ there are probably over 400 threads he spammed every couple of days.
>>28881814
probably not on purpose
>>28881466
yes that's exactly what i need, a girl i'll never have to fall in love with
only mogwai song i know is this:
https://youtu.be/x8J98ZeS-ME
i love it. am i a plebe?
>>28871853
>a girl told me something like that
>gave her a Thank you.
>never did do anything
Little did she know, I'm way too far gone for this now.
>>28882150
I can't tell if that is sarcasm but yes that's a good song.
Also listen to https://youtu.be/S_YDZw2utZM
I hate this shit so much. Why would i want such annoying bitches around me ruining my comfy life?
>>28872026
Yeah we know
Is it too much to ask that we can have ONE thread where we pretend women aren't subhuman sacks of shit? Fuck off
>>28882305
i'm usually hiding behind a couple of layers of irony when talking to femanons
that song's okay but i'm more of a mono guy:
https://youtu.be/QE5v2wFYMIc
