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sigh

lets try this
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72 tbqh did worst than i thought i would
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>>28871408
originally 84
pretty accurate tbqh
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>>28871408
102, seems about right, mine be lenient on myself for a few.
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>>28871408
I have 85

but some of these points are based on subjective things like "have a good hairstyle +3"
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>>28872008
Why is taking care of a pet an accomplishment?

And why would taking medication give you a point
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>>28871408
75

Do redundant ones stack?
>have one friend +2
>have several friends +4
Is the total for having several friends +6 or just +4?

>Attended college +3
>Have degree +3
So a college graduate has +6?

>Healthy view of opposite sex
Isn't that what the red pill is all about?
A realistic and cynical view healthier than a naive and idealistic one.
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Cyborg reporting in, beep boop beep yet I also bleed.
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105
Not bad. I feel like a lot of the options on there are subjective, though.
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>>28871408
>tfw 57
i thought i was better than this but i am merely a machine
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175
how is this possible? i have a gf i love and im in a private university but im still anxious and awkward at times. this must be off
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>>28872559
>i have a gf i love and im in a private university
sounds pretty chad to me
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I want to look like the slightly strange guy. What do you guys think he might wear?
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>>28872587
no i can be "normal" as all you fags say i am and i still fell anxious/depressed at tomes. let me list my "normal triats"
>rugby player
>fraternity
>gf
>STEM major
>family
>average loking w/ good body
>ect
BUT IM STILL AXIOUS AT PARTIES (most of the time i can power through it) AND OCCASIONALLY GET DEPRESSED.
i belong here too
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>>28872629
wow dude sounds like you have it just as hard as the guys who have no friends and are ugly as shit
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>>28872665
but thats their fault. its not my fault i get emotional at times. my gf said she loved me more than she could express the other day and i teared up like a bitch. im a robot stop telling me to leave because i never will.
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>>28872709
you're right im such those guys chose to be ugly and have no friends
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>>28871408
>14
you actually have to be shitting me
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>>28872629
I don't get it. It's almost as if you normans WANT to be here. We're here because we're failures who GENUINELY don't fit in elsewhere. You people are successful. Why do you even want to be here? You're either here to laugh at us or you have an inferiority complex.
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>>28872727
they did by not trying at life. i have plenty of ugly friends with friends and relationships/hookups because they give a shit and try
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>>28872749
that's the point you dip robos are failures they didnt chose to have no friends they failed at it
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>>28872738
i do/have both
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>>28871408
I got a score of 89
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>>28872770
you dont fail at shit in life. you keep trying until it works. anyone less is a coward. ill stand by that. shit maybe i dont belong here if yall actually have that mentality
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>>28872794
yeah you dont chad
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Why is being cyborg suffering?
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>>28871408
This stupid fucking test is biased against virgins. You pick up like 17 points if you have even one shitty girlfriend even if you're a total loser piece of shit. Meanwhile having a job is only like 10 points.
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92! My virginity got me :(
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>>28872807
fucking coward do something with your situation. you control your life, dont let your fear control you
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>>28872831
i think you got a sorority party to go to chad. try not to cry like a little baby when your gf talks to you next time.
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>>28872794
I don't know if the people here are being ironic or not. I used to go here for some kind of very shitty emotional support, but now I come here to point and laugh.

Fuck, people are losers.
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>>28872844
i probably will but she accepts me and thats what a relationship is. please enjoy your life. i sincerely hope your situation improves my friend. im sorry youve given up. you dont deserve that
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Got a 53 even though I've
>Had at least one romantic partner before
>Had multiple romantic partners before
>Not a virgin
>Kissed romantically before
>Held hands romantically before
>Had a relationship in last 6 months

I expected better of myself ):
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>>28872811
The "don't fit in" meme
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>>28872882
when you get cucked and your life crumbles beneath you come back but until then you're just a normie
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>>28872729
How the fuck did you score so low?
55 here.
> unless this is shitty b8
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47
Where the fuck are the true robots?
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>>28872897
to be fair there was a time that robot didn't equal virgin.
it just meant you were a time bomb for failure because you can't handle social interactions on most levels well.
Guys can get lucky and get laid but if they have panic attacks and freak out because they forgot their meds people are going to back away again regardless of previous trys at self improvement
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>>28872990
Only things i have were
>Healthy weight
>At least 6'0
>Enjoy being around others when possible
>Own a vehicle
>Think im a nice person (or at least i hope im not a cunt, i think im a pretty reasonable person)
>No interest in tabletop games (used to like shit like 40K but honestly boring and expensive as fuck)
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>>28872990
If he has genuine brain/emotional issues and but is curse with self awareness it's possible.
Chirs Chan would have scored that low (and likely still would) if he wasn't so detach from reality.
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Tfw cyborg anus
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>>28873095
>bipolar but reached enlightenment
thats how i would best describe myself
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>>28873043
Come to think of it, all the girls I've dated (5 in total) were crazy to some degree. The one who actually let me fuck was super crazy. Crazy chicks come to me and I know I'm not gonna get much better than that.
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106...
I feel like I don't belong :(
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>>28871408
87

I also don't think a lot of it matters. Who cares if I enjoy some gore or hentai? I can hide it from people.
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>>28872027
>Why is taking care of a pet an accomplishment?

Shows responsibility, but just feeding a pet isn't taking care of it.
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57
I thought having a job and living on my own would have made me a lot more points.
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>>28872738
I'm friends with both normies and freaks alike.

I like you both equally.
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>>28873206
How the fuck are you and other people scoring so high?
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Apparently I'm a chad, but I refuse to believe it. I spent to much time playing computer games and on the computer in general.
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>>28873270
Post pic, let's see if you are a chad.
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>>28873283
nah i know better than to do that
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It's weird how the scale goes from sci-fi to fantasy.
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>>28873311
do it chad
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>>28873206
Got a 56 myself. Not all that surprised desu
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>>28873328
whatever, at least i'll know
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This is kinda flawed since you can achieve a high tier without the points of "Have an attractive face". What if a butt ugly guy ends up getting chad due to other factors? Is he a chad?
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>>28871408
>31
I see we have a lot of normalfags ITT. You don't have to go to Reddit but you can't stay here.
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>>28871408
33. i'm a neet, too, so this is surprising its so high
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>>28871408
I figured I'd at least be a normalfag... one off at "slightly strange"
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>>28871408
>>28872729

13 here
>where did it all go wrong
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>>28871408
>58
>Feel like I'm gonna get bitched at for being a normal fag
>most everyone is cyborg+

Christ what's happened, why do normal fags want to be on this shitty board.
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>>28872587
>>28872665
>>28872727
>>28872749
>>28872770
>>28872794


>people actually fall for this

you guys are fucking morons.
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>29, wiz' apprentice
>see all of these 30+ norms

/r9k/ is kill.
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There's ~100 free points for anyone who lives a somewhat normal lifestyle...
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>>28871408
scored 132 lost points mostly because i smoke weed, am depressed, and have no motivation... i don't know if "successful" is the right word for what i am but i work two jobs and go to school
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117
Still a cripple though
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