I proposed to her tonight over a romantic meal. She said yes.
>weeaboo fucking a waifu pillow
What a shocker
her face looks like a no tho
>romantic meal
>pizza
>>28870370
She's just embarrassed. You can tell she must have nervously stuttered out "H-Hai, Anon-kun. Aishiteru."
>>28870355
You're such a loser, anon.
>Pizza and milk
Jesus Christ
You could've at least gone with juice or soda, anon.
>>28870355
>Tfw want a boyfriend like this but then he won't date me because he dates pillows
>Tfw cucked by pillows
>>28870355
that pizza looks disgusting and that milk looks low fat
>>28870355
>romantic
>pizza
>milk
also:
>pizza
>milk
>>28870355
congrats whens the wedding
Can my pillow be a bride's maid or groosmen?
It's a folding neck pillow like pick related, but I keep it stretched out and hug it while sleeping. Its name is Boopnoodle.
WTF?! There's literally nothing wrong with pizza+milk!
>>28870487
How big is your dick, babe?
>>28870355
>Tfw you come home and she's preparing a nice meal for you
Life is good
>>28871243
Nasty. Milk and pizza. I'll stick with a chianti.
>>28870370
>It keeps getting worse
>I want to kill myself but I'm inanimate
>At least I don't have to look directly at him
>>28870355
these are some dank maymays, post more OP
>>28870355
Anime is a serious mental disorder. Grow up or be alone forever
>>28871674
What are you doing here?
Normies are not welcome here.
Get out.
>>28871725
Fuck off false flag normie. Chink shit is normie now.
>>28870355
where do you even get a waifu pillow? How do you even pick your waifu? Does it have to be anime? Does it have to be a main character? Is there a sort of ceremony?
I need some waifu 101 I guess.
>>28871940
>where do you even get a waifu pillow?
Any site that sells japanese stuff like Hobby Search or AmiAmi
>How do you even pick your waifu?
You watch enough anime until you fall in love with a fictional character
>Does it have to be anime?
No it doesn't, but good luck finding a body pillow of a non anime girl.
>Does it have to be a main character?
Not at all, some people fall in love with background characters
>Is there a sort of ceremony?
Just the one you think feels right.
>>28872062
thanks for the crash course anon. It seems like these pillows would be sorta expensive, especially for a custom one like a background waifu, but as long as it's comfy I suppose it's worth.
>>28870667
Pizza pairs well with milk. Try it.
>>28870355
OP, why are you feeding her? Can't you see she's stuffed?
>tfw you have a waifu pillow
they are fun to hug and cuddle.
>>28872224
Dad, please, get out of my board.
>>28870355
Congrats anon, been with my waifu for 10 years
>tfw waifu doesn't have a pillow yet
>tfw even if she had a original daki it would be too expensive for me
>>28870355
Your waifu is a cum dumpster.
>>28872264
No, son, now take off you're pantsu.
>>28870355
>I had a dream about marrying my waifu a few days ago.
Feels good man
There are adults in this world eating what looks to be an already shitty pizza (dairy ++) with milk (dairy +++).
I swear it's like Americans never heard of basic nutrition principles.
