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Is it really this easy to pick up girls when you're a Chad?
>>28870237
>pick up girls
>implying girls don't automatically flock to you when you're a Chad
>>28870237
Here is my profile that the ladies cream over.
>>28870237
It's even easier than that.
>girl named ben
>>28870237
Here is a second girl.
>>28870276
It's short for "Bella" apparently. Who fucking knows women are retarded.
>>28870276
>anon's fake Chad account meets anon's fake Stacey account
>>28870285
2/3 le original
>>28870267
i smell manlet
>>28870267
This is the funniest most alpha shit I've seen today.
>>28870301
3/3
>>28870308
>grills don't know who Babolimp is
>>28870310
Alpha was what I was going for
>>28870323
Oops, forgot pic original desu
>>28870308
when will they learn
t. manlet
>>28870348
Everytime I think that's some pink anime hair he's growing
>>28870348
DELETE THIS
>>28870337
going through some old cunts now. women literally just message their kiks, snaps... is this what it means to be alpha?
>>28870267
That guys face isn't even attractive. What happened to /fit/ being gymcels.
>>28870378
It is a good way to practice sexy talking
>inb4 ha and make out
I think I know why girls respond to guys like this.
It's because they know they don't have to worry about being judged. The profile makes it look like he's mainly focused on working out and himself so they don't have to be self conscious around him or worry about him cringing about something he did.
It's a carefree relationship and both men and women seem to love the idea of it. The female equivalent is a manic pixie dream girl.
Ultimately, it seems like you just have to roll with whatever you say and not apologize for anything. If you doubt yourself then she begins to feel awkward from you acting awkward and it becomes a chore instead of a game.
I never understood how strangers could just go each others house, have sex, and never see each other again.
Shits an anomaly.
At least when you pick up woman outside, you form some connection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351RmwOKm6s
I wish I could transform into a girl and get this kind of attention.
>>28870453
No, appearance is why this works. Try using those lines with an ugly or even average guy and you won't have any success.
It's hot when Chad objectifies women. It's disgusting misogyny when non-Chad men objectify women.
>>28870454
>pick up woman
>OUTSIDE
bahahahahaha *wipes tears from face with fingerless gloves* nice one, anon. Robots can't pick up women or go outside. There is no hope for us. Think about it; how pathetic am I for making a fake Chad account? I will never be in a relationship at this rate.
>>28870453
See >>28870477
>Try using those lines with an ugly or even average guy and you won't have any success.
This tbqhfam. We can't compete.
>>28870477
Or the women who swipe right to Chad want to be objectified to an extent.
>>28870522
Women are so easily fooled.
>>28870571
Women want a big cock and a fat wallet. And they will settle on the fat wallet and go find Tyrone's big cock somewhere else. It's pathetic.
>>28870522
I never said robots anon. I know we are a hopeless breed.
I meant how normies just schedule fuck dates with random people they talk to for less the 10 minutes. Shits just so bizarre.
>>28870612
Daily reminder that your sixteen year old sister is prepping for the Chad cock
>>28870656
>prepping
>>28870237
Yes it is.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25025207/#25025207
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24646036/#24646036
>>28870612
Coax one into sending nudes, post them in this thread, and send her the link
>>28870656
Girls like guys who look angry? What's wrong with smiling? Are they retarded?
>>28870348
>>28870267
TIPPY TOE ROUTINE ENGAGED.
>>28870449
no that's wrong! Think carefully about why they are giving you neutral to positive reactions. It's because they find you physically attractive.
If you're not as physically attractive as the person in your original picture you will just face rejection or even worse, become an orbiter
>>28871682
Thank you senpai. But how can I think and then give a "neutral" reaction. Can apathy be learned?
>>28870522
>Censoring phone numbers and kiks
You are the king of the white knights.
>>28871730
Posting personal info is ban worthy edgelord. Though these whores do deserve it.
>>28871707
>how can I think and then give a "neutral" reaction
the ones that are giving the reactions to your messages are the women. You should stop with the fake Chad accounts.
Not only are you re-enforcing the idea of hypergamy but you are deceiving these women into raising their standards.
If they think they can easily get the attention of a guy like Chad, why would they settle for anything lesser.
>>28871819
>the ones that are giving the reactions to your messages are the women. You should stop with the fake Chad accounts.
Not only are you re-enforcing the idea of hypergamy but you are deceiving these women into raising their standards.
If they think they can easily get the attention of a guy like Chad, why would they settle for anything lesser.
Damn... makes you think. But, nah. No woman would date an ugly cunt like me. This is simply the hand I've been dealt.
>>28871819
So OP is indirectly cucking the local betas within his area as well as himself? THE IRONY
>>28870454
That's the best part. It's the only way to unleash any undisclosed desires and fuck someone your way
>>28871911
Don't doubt yourself my friend there's hope at the end of the tunnel. There are women out there who aren't as superficial as the majority. You can hope to encounter one someday.
Or you can get rich/become famous to also get a taste of the hypergamy.
I want no parts of the system, I'd rather play ignorant and find something else to fill in the void of no women. It's better that way and I'm more productive.
This thread saddens me, are normies really this shallow? Wanting nothing more in their interactions with others than instant sexual gratification?
You've just been posting the worst offenders right?
>>28872056
How will we pass on our autistic genes then?
>>28872074
You be the judge, anon original.
>>28872074
I try to talk sweetly but most of the hottest girls seem to be really.......yeah I guess shallow. There's good girls too but most of them aren't really worth talking to. Then again that applies to real life not just Tinder.
>>28872207
We talking to Libbey now. Requests for what to say?
>>28872265
Let me peepee in your poopoo home
>>28872074
Girls use Tinder for either hooking up or attention.
It makes sense to get straight to the point instead of doing the whole 1000x romance texts.
Everyone knows why guys are on Tinder.
>>28872265
>>28872294
We gon' get laid bruhs
>>28872304
This plus the romance wine and dine her bullshit is reserved for betas. Alphas can just straight up ask to fuck immediately while betas have to pretend to care about her as a person and be interested in more than her body and take time to get to know each other to even have a chance at fucking her.
>>28872332
>>28872342
>Alphas can just straight up ask to fuck immediately while betas have to pretend to care about her as a person and be interested in more than her body and take time to get to know each other to even have a chance at fucking her.
This tbqhfam. There is no help for betas let alone us robots.
>>28872387
Hahaha I meant to type hole not home but good shit anyway op
>>28872440
>>28872387
We still rolling, lads. I know Libbey wants my Chad cock.
>>28872477
Anyone still lurking? Help me hook up with Libbey
>>28872503
Abort mission. You ruined it.
>>28872573
>>28872503
We moving on to Kara now anyways.
The worst part is that you write like a high functioning retard and they still throw themselves at you.
>>28872645
This is the power of the Chad.
>>28870267
kek
its been a long time since ive been to fit but i know a fucking babo when i see it
>>28872503
>Fails miserably to get Libbey
Hahaha you fucking loser. Your thread is showing that it obviously isn't that easy.
>>28870237
well if she looks like she belongs in hs and shes in her 20s yes
>>28872672
The virgins take some time, anon. Once they are broken, it can't be undone.
>>28870449
when guys think girls getting pinned down gets them aroused *snickers*
>>28870453
no, its because they are attractive dumb ass. stop trying to find a way out. and they dont have to worry about being nice either.
>>28871813
why becuase theyve banged everyone except you?
>>28872207
if you dont post the messages after she says that then she was being sarcastic.
>>28872672
You'll see, anon. It takes time.
>>28872788
Waiting on response. Do you think some fat blue haired chick is being sarcasrtic when Babochad comes knocking?
>>28872719
Elizabeth will fuck me.
>>28872805
Never mind lads Elizabeth is a lost cause.
>>28872828
I went full beta lads. Libbey is rip
>>28872828
Nigga you need to stop begging for puss and just demanding it.
Treat your approaches like a haiku. Just 3 sentences per girl, after that if they aren't in, move on to the next. Stop asking for permission to be her bf tonight hahahaha you sound nice guy as fck
>>28870237
I did this a while ago. If I remember this one right I basically just made a couple jokes using her bio, etc., one of which being quasi-racist, which usually go over alright in the south. Never texted this one, though.
>>28872617
>>28872884
What did Kara mean by this?
>>28870337
>>28870301
>>28870285
God damn dude this is cringey, you come off as a supreme beta
>>28872949
Who's getting laid tomorrow fgt? Me.
I don`t get it... so you use this fake account to get their numbers, all of them are down to hook up.
and then what?
Have you ever actually fucked any of them? or even texted?
>>28873054
To pretend I'm actually a valuable human being and not just a NEET basement dwelling robot.
>>28872974
You're not getting laid
None of this real
Just remember that
>>28873137
Sounds like you're just jealous lad.
>>28871819
The butterfly effect strikes again
>>28873167
Of what? OP's false reality?
Bump 4 chad OP
>>28870237
>she demands a dick pic to make sure he's at least 7"
JUST
Any beta male should do this kind of stuff on dating apps. It's the ultimate red pill.
>>28872933
You can't be serious?
Pond, there, still and old!
A frog has jumped from the shore.
The splash can be heard.
>>28870237
The fact that you retards think girls can't tell these obviously fake accounts are fake, amazes me.
This is an original comment thank you for reading it
>>28870237
>I would love to moan the name Chad
this board's worst nightmare lol
>>28870477
This this this. Just look at all the whiny femanons complaining about da angry creeps on this board. Thy would never do that with Chad.
OP give us image of Blue Lipstick QT and Blue Hairs QT.
>>28871644
According to women a man that is:
Savage
Psychotic
Arrogant
Conniving
Rude
Smug
is an ideal mate,but this matchs the description of a criminal rather than a civilized person thus women should not be allowed to choose their mates other wise they will slowly devolve humanity because the idiotic savages will breed the most and the fastest outcompeting the civilized men like what you see today.
>>28870301
>when and where
man I just can't wrap my head around this
these people are so quick to go to some random stranger's house to have sex??
>tfw im only a little bit less buff than op's chad picture but also black.
whats a good way to show off gains so i can get into the good life/
>>28873728
>black
Tinder might be hard for you unless you're in an area where girls are open to interracial
Worth a try though, so go forth and become a Tinder Tyrone
>>28873818
but how do i show off gains. douchy mirror pic?
>>28873670
This is the very reason civilization has collapsed so many times before, women's sexual liberation and the collapse of civilization have been inextricably bound throughout history. They cannot be trusted to be the deciders of future generations, they will impede our evolution.
>>28873829
Yeah, do it famarino
>>28873829
Fuck off nigger. A good way to show your gains is by going the fuck back, because in doing so you'll be showing us that you consciously accept that YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WANTED HERE.
>>28873829
Make it your profile pic like OP's Chad.
>>28873945
Go back to Europe and give America back to the natives
>>28874196
They can inhabit the forests if they want. It's not like they had anything besides that in their time. I got no problem with forcing all the native-americans into the wilderness. I'm willing to bet they'd hate me for it though, nigger.
I THOUGHT THIS CHAD THING ON TINDER WAS A FUCKING MEME. I MADE ONE AND WITHIN 15 SECONDS OF SWIPING I HAD A MATCH, OPPOSED TO 4 DAYS OF MY REAL TINDER WITH ZERO MATCHES, WHAT THE FUCK
Time to steal nudes from these dumb vapid cunts
>>28870267
Fkn Babo from aesthetic crew. Ofc girls get wet.
I'm such a chad, obviously.
