Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends.
what do now?
What's the most sexual thing you've done with her?
I want to believe this is true because it would be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
>>28869519
Same here man
Even funnier than >Lemme just pop this right here
Imagine if a man ever did that.
>bangs a chick off and on for years then one day
>tee hee I didn't think we were seriously dating ;^) tootles!! <3<3
>>28869498
I would totally watch this in the theater if it were a dark romantic comedy. Maybe she's playing dumb/denial, anon.
Please elaborate, OP. What was the most romantic thing you did for her and her for you?
>dating a 2 year old
You're going to jail OP
>>28869551
probably been done. be just as scummy either way. whats your point?
>>28870797
That's such a shitty reddit-tier joke. Kill yourself, summerfag.
>>28869511
She hugged him once - calling it now.
