I just had diarrhea. I cleaned my ass up for the most part but there's some shit specks on my cheeks and more in my asshole hairs that won't come out with wiping.
What do I do?
You gotta rip those hairs out, anon. Grab 'em real good and rip 'em out.
>>28869349
But there's shit on them and there probably slippery
How do I get the stuff off on my asscheeks
>>28869107
shave those hairs,and take a shower
>>28869107
Ask meemaw to shave you posteriori crack
>>28869107
I can tell you are American.
>>28869107
This is what soap was made for.
>>28869415
>>28869483
But I don't have a razor, and won't I have to use my hands to touch my poopy ass?
>>28869534
Water will dilute anything into mud, dude, it's not like you are shitting rocks.
Get in the shower, bend over, and spread your wings like a brown hairy butterfly
>>28869107
Scrubs that shit clean out with wet toilet paper (run them under the sink for a few moments), then hop in the shower for thoroughness
>>28869107
Shower dude, the poop isn't going to seep into your hands. It'll come right off.
