Why do straight guys like traps so much?
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Why do straight guys like traps so much?
>>28868289
Men know what men want, and also don't play games like women.
I've fucked both sides and men give it up basically for free whereas women basically require tons of additional effort to get anywhere, on top of that there's no guarantee you'll actually get anywhere after all that work.
If I want to bust a nut I can either call up some queer/post ad online and get fucked almost asap, whereas with a woman I'd have to take her out/pay for drugs or alcohol, buy condoms, etc and the extra work is a turn off.
Because they have the same male brain as males. One takes the role of a woman. Its perfect! There is this weird deeper love between 2 same-sexes. Than if it would be opposite.
>>28868289
>straight guys
>like traps
Pick one
>>28868289
"straight" guys? cool b8 bro
>>28868465
>>28868467
>hurr durr ur gay cuz she haz a benis
Will this meme ever die? When will they learn?
>>28868289
I don't know. Why do you post this everyday?
>>28868289
Nice boipucci, but what's up with those warts?
>>28868465
>>28868467
Even gay guys don't like traps. Try again famironi
>>28868558
Those are moles. Everyone gets them, they essentially are cancer that never spreads.
>>28868289
>"""straight"""" guys
But in all seriousness it's mostly severely insecure ones who get off on dominating a weaker male. They're still degenerates all the same, probably worse I'd say.
>>28868577
gay guy who's ok with traps here.
Not crazy about em, but every now and then they're alright. Also, a lot of these "straight" guys also will go for smooth effeminate twinks, traps are just a gateway drug desu.
Because a lot of the time they're extremely submissive, and enthusiastic about sex to a degree most women can never hope to match. Guys eat that shit up.
>>28868514
>>28868577
you guys ever heard of /lgbt/? they also welcome gays in denial like both of you
>>28868664
I'm a trap though, tons of gay guys don't want nor like us traps. Sheesh, ever researched anything in your life?
>>28868624
Yeah no they don't you fucking idiot, no straight guy dates effiminate twinks. I've talked to lots of straight guys and they don't even like femboys...only traps. Figures because I was a femboy before a trap and I got very little attention only from gay fags
Traps are for guys that want to fuck a girl without putting up with all the bullshit that fucking a girl normally requires. Yeah it's kinda gay but most people don't give a fuck.
>>28868731
Some twinks really aren't so bad though, literally an outfit away from trap mode, separating the 2 is splitting hairs.
>>28868731
>no straight guy dates effiminate twinks
no straight guy dates traps either you dumb faggot. Maybe they're not gay, but they sure as FUCK aren't "straight". They're a queer of some sort.
Traps turn me on a lot in theory but I can never really get into trap porn
There's a disconnect
>>28868767
You're a fucking idiot. You can't go from girl to guy that easy, as I would know because I'm a trap. It's just crossdressing at that point and that's still 100% gay. You don't "crossdress" outside as a trap. I wear girl clothes outside and not for kink, so it's not a fetish nor is it even gay because people always call me "ma'am" and "miss" when I go outside.
>>28868794
Ah yes, so this picture is 100% straight right? You straight guys would have no problem dating 'her' right? I mean come the fuck on you memers. I talk to tons of straight guys, gay guys want nothing to do with me and I want nothing to do with them
>>28868873
he ain't no twink
>>28868289
>Trapfags are aroused by this
>>28868794
The problem is that if you call yourself bi people assume you like normal dudes, so its simpler just to call yourself straight other than that I don't really care what it makes me, traps are hot.
Also no one outside of 4chan will take you seriously as a bisexual for fapping to traps, I've even told friends and after the initial fag jokes it was business as usual.
>>28868731
sauce?
1joi234111
>>28868894
That's a she...and she has a vagina and everything.
>inb4 "It's straight bro I swear ;^)"
>>28868873
>Ah yes, so this picture is 100% straight right
That picture is an abominations, just like traps. Anyone who dates "it", regardless of gender, with full knowledge of their sex is a queer.
>>28868897
>so its simpler just to call yourself straight other than that I don't really care what it makes me, traps are hot.
Alternatively you could stop fapping to males who cosplay as girls to stop feeding your increasingly psychotic sexual proclivities.
>>28868664
it looks basically the same, ass is ass imo. I'd take both if I could.
>>28868981
no shit but one belongs to a man
>>28868731
>I'm a trap
Got some pics tho?
>>28868926
technically it is straight, same as how traps are still gay no matter how feminine. not that it matters. any straight guy who picks a ftm over a mtf is a fucking try hard.
>>28868514
They straight-gay mind set complete confuse me.
>>28868966
>Alternatively you could stop fapping to males who cosplay as girls to stop feeding your increasingly psychotic sexual proclivities.
Can't argue with that. I need a girl to come save me from myself and the traps ;_;
>>28868577
Some pedophiles would find repugnant the act of raping a toddler
That doesn't make toddler rapers less of pedophiles
>>28868966
Good generalization meme to avoid having to debate if it's gay or not. And if it's an abomination why the fuck are you even here you sicko
Also not the other guy but your answer to him...if us males are cosplaying as women...please fucking explain how. So me wearing differently cut clothes is an abomination and grosses you out? That's laughable and rich if so
>>28869054
Nice strawman, not even close to what we're talking about. Please keep your disgusting examples to yourself and get help
>>28869111
My strawman was answer to your"some faggots don't like it so it must not be gay"
Also did you triggered you by saying toddler rape?
Do you prefer baby rape or anything like that
Baby rape
Baby rape
Baby rape
I don't see why this shit even matters, whether it's gay or straight.
It's almost the social norm to eat ass to the point where people even fucking BRAG about rimming their partner, anal isn't nearly as uncommon as you'd think.
Everyone's a fucking degenerate.
>>28869041
You can't make butt babies anon, always remember that.
>>28869076
>oh boy he's disagreeing with me, better call his argument a meme.
nice meme.
I don't give a shit if it's gay or not, that doesn't matter, what does matter is it isn't heterosexual. See that word? HeteroSEXual, not heteroGENDERal, sexuality is more than just what surface level appearances you can get cummies off of, it's about a biological process as well.
>if us males are cosplaying as women...please fucking explain how
It's truly hilarious the extent you faggots will go to play dumb and act like what you're doing is perfectly normal? "hurr there's no physical traits or methods of expression that are inherent to one sex or the other durrhurr".
You pride yourself on attracting """""""""STRAIGHT"""""""""" males, you are literally contradicting yourself if you claim you are NOT trying to portray yourself as a female. That is what TRAP means, you "trap" someone by leading them on that you're actually a female.
>>28869398
>wanting to wear differently cut clothes = attraction
Son...just stop. I'm wearing it because I want to, not to attract people. I am attracted to guys but this has nothing to do with how I want to dress. I am not dressing to please you or anyone else topkek try again.
>>28868289
i want a trap or trans girl
i hate normal girls they cringe me and are annoying normie fucks
>>28869512
this
oringinalzoz
>>28868289
honestly, most guys don't
But i do, and im a hypersexual bi guy whose hornyness has found out that if i play all games my odds of winning are higher.
So i can fuck traps, trannies, ftms, mtfs, men women and everything in between as long as it has a hole i can fuck.
>>28869631
You're disgusting and degenerate. This is why nobody will ever take bisexual freaks seriously
>>28869477
>I'm wearing it because I want to, not to attract people
Literally RIGHT out of the roastie playbook. Ever thought maybe what you "like" to wear is connected to your sexuality as well?
> I am attracted to guys but this has nothing to do with how I want to dress
Uh, yea; it actually does, as mentioned above.
Still ignoring that the whole philosophy behind being a trap is to embody a female, but hey yea just ignore that part since you have no response to it.
I don't know but we traps sure are glad!!!
>>28869823
>getting this mad because you want to self insert your own opinions as facts
lmfao, stay mad cuckster
>>28869712
DOn't get me wrong, I know how to contain myself and would never have "casual sex"
But if an interesting worthwhile ftm came along my way and we had a real connection, I would not be opposed.
>>28869853
If you ignore the complete lack of skill on putting makeup on herself she would pass as an average looking girl, kinda bitchy look though.
This is what's bad about traps. They either don't pass or when they are super lucky they look like plain girls with a penis.
Never seen a hot one that wasn't some shopped porn actress which doesn't count.
>>28869868
>reality-denying crossdresser calling others cucks
>ywn play vidya with robin before fucking his tight little bp
kill me
>>28868289
>the arm belongs to some fat beta
what a surprise.
I've noticed that no chad likes traps
the people that do tend to follow a pattern
>overweight (270-300lbs)
>glasses
>beard or neckbeard
>small, circumcised penis (5-6")
>above average height (6'+)
This is basically what most people call a chaser. It's pretty accurate, and pretty disgusting
>>28869924
>let me insert my own agenda of what and who you are for YOU
That's literally reality-denying you moron. Holy shit, the pseudo-intellect is real with this one
Ok since it evidently hasn't been said yet.
Dicks DO NOT turn hetero men off. Hetero men are attracted to slim effiminare features, t, and a. Which traps have in spades.
The dick almost doesn't figure in the equation. It's like a hetero blindspot.
There's a ted talk on this by some gaylord that goes into a lot of statistics on shemale porn use. Go find it and get educated.
>>28869988
>I've noticed that no chad likes traps
Wow, couldn't have anything to do with the fact that the only person who would degrade themselves to fucking males in dresses would be a weird autist at all now could it?
>>28869988
I bet you want them inside of you, slut.
>>28869998
My agenda is truth, friend. Some of us still know there is such a thing.
Sorry I offend you by providing arguments against your bizarre fetish.
>>28869988
Nice try, have tons of Chads hitting on me
>nontrap trying to speak FOR traps
Rich m8
>>28869988
>Small (5-6 inches)
>5-6 inches
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Wow I almost took the bait. Thats the average you cum dump, anything 5+ inches is not small.
>>28870065
When you're an omega I'm sure a beta seems pretty chad like.
>>28870006
But it's funny to watch these greasy peasants act like some cringeworthy "dom" in these threads. But I feel really sorry for the traps themselves. I really do.
Why they would willingly get dominated (I know, it's not domming if it's willing blah blah) by an autistic lardass baffles me.
It must be a degration thing, but these chasers don't see it. But hey, at least they're getting laid right?
>>28870018
No thanks, I can get decent men ty
>>28870065
Of course honey, he probably is a chad. I'm wrong and you're right
>>28870078
Well must just be me thinking with my perfect 8.5" cock again, oopsie
>>28870080
just let him have his delusions, I honestly feel bad for himplease
>>28870048
How can you factually back it up anon? You can't. It's okay to be bootie bothered anon...we all get it sometimes. Well nice chat gonna go play some video games:33
>>28870171
>asks for facts to warrant claims
>provides none of "his" own
What I'm saying is perfect common sense. Not all of us are psychopaths who deny basic self-evident truths because they offend someone your own hedonistic moral calculus.
>>28870171
>making this many responses to someone
>still pretending like you don't care about what they have to say
it's always the degenerates who do this, they know they're fucked up deep down.
Y'all fags.
The trannies are probably the least mentally ill of you and they are fucking insane fyi.
>>28870236
t. batshit insane faggot
>>28868731
PLEASE give source on this
>>28870326
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/boku_girl/c095.5/8.html
There ya go
>>28870236
holy fuck I read this post in his voice. haha
>>28870005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
Pretty sure you mean this senpai
>>28870567
Yeah you found it.
Very enlightening.
I no longer panic when tranny images on 4chan arouse me. All thanks to this video.
>>28870632
desperate heteros, sm.h
smdh
accept you're a faggot
>>28870402
what the fuck so this manga actually turned into legit porn?
Men fuck anything with a hole
>>28868664
anyone got a full size version of pic on the left?
>>28869011
source on this please friend
I understand the risk of STDs but I still want to do this so bad.
>>28868289
i can't believe guys are actually debating the fact that liking femme cock is gay
it's gay dudes just be gay. you don't have to go fuck a bear but just admit what you are
>>28870883
no risk if you do it to a virgin
>>28869988
that's not true, i'd consider myself a decent looking male and I like traps.
>>28870949
How do you find the virgin ones?
>>28870949
>what is lying
you realise theres a whole community of sluts who get off from POZing unknowing people
>>28870949
how do you find a cummy assed virgin?
ask him to pump his own cum into there?
>>28870960
>decent looking
Everyone thinks they're decent looking senpai.
>>28871005
True, i guess it just doesn't matter.
>>28871005
Nah dude I look terrible
>>28871037
Then you must look worse than terrible
>>28870116
> perfect 8.5" cock
Now that's just impractical, despite it being a pathetic and desperate attempt to validate yourself.
>>28871005
I'd consider myself above average
7/10 from /r9k/ and /soc/
and I like traps, but I avoid most of them cause they like to show off the dick and butt as much as possible
Because its a deviance and perversion to straight men.
>>28871005
I don't; everyone thinks I do.
>>28871096
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stop trying to validate yourself, let me project my insecurity on to you too!!!
lol
>>28871101
>soc ratings
lol just stop posting.
post your pic here, since you weren't afraid of doing it in the past
>>28871133
>s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stop trying to validate yourself, let me project my insecurity on to you too!!!
Projecting how? Anwer that correctly and I won't advise you to kill yourself.
>>28870966
be in /aus/
>>28870974
This is true, it wouldn't happen on a first meeting, trust is a big part of it
Tops have a much lower risk of infection than bottoms in the first place also
>>28870978
The idea is they aren't cummy assed until you show uphave done the self-creampie thing out of curiosity though
>>28871133
personally I'd say soc ratings are more valid than r9k ratings
and I dont want someone to recognize me
>>28871166
You're adorable, really, give yourself a tickle.
>>28871209
So you have absolutely no idea then?
If so, what a surprise! Kill yourself.
>>28868514
But futas are only futas if they have a vagina
>>28871259
First, tell me where the question is.
Second,marry me
>>28870171
Who is that dog and why do I want to do things to it?
>>28870931
but thats bullshit
I won't post
>straight
because I know it's not original.
>>28871337
You need to look up Marty right this instant
>>28871337
>anon discovers Marty for the first time
oh boy
I'm gay AF (as in legit like big buff dudes and all that) and I like traps because they have dicks, but afaik they don't really like using their dicks at all most of the time tho
I just want you to know that I'm as stiff as a plank.
hi, femanon dating a guy that has dated traps in the past. it kinda weirds me out, is it wrong that i feel like im dating a gay guy? im afraid hes gonna leave me for a penis, and for some reason thats way worse in my mind than him leaving me for another girl.
>>28871721
would you be uncomfortable with dating a bi guy?
>>28871633
literally>>28870116
originalo
>>28871782
i wouldnt really be uncomfy dating a bi guy, but i feel like theres a difference from your average gay man and a trap. like i dont understand why guys are attracted to traps more than real women, as if the dick makes them hotter. thats the thing that weirds me out, it makes me feel like because i dont have a dick, i'll never be what he fetishizes, ya know? not sure if that made sense
>>28871872
its the mindset, they WANT to look girly, they WANT to wear qt clothes and be seen in them, and the whole fantasy of being with a bro who shares all of your tastes and interests then cuddling up to them in bed and touchin dicks
much better than girls who like to wear sweat pants in public, ONLY wear jeans cause dresses are overly feminine, and need you to take them out on dates rather than just hang out inside
and guys that like traps arent straight theyre bi, no matter what they think if they would date/fuck a trap theyre bi
>>28871411
who cares what others label you as? just accept that you're gay dude
>>28871957
but thats so stupid! there are girls out there that wear dresses and skirts and dont dress like a fucking man, so the appeal of a trap MUST be the dick. instead of fucking a feminine and girly girl, they choose to fuck a wannabe woman. therefore theyre gay. MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY. and it bothers me :'(
So this is the gay thread right?
Dom/Sub role call!
Choose your side.
I'm a sub
>>28872084
Switch, but I'll never have a bf either way.
>>28872063
>there are girls out there that wear dresses and skirts and dont dress like a fucking man
and those girls are taken ALWAYS, they DO want a feminine and girly girl but those are hard to find
traps on the other hand are less desired than those women and thus more of them are available
>>28872084
post ass, am dom
>>28872229
I have razor burn senpai you would probably just bully me
they have feminine traits without the shittiness of (most) female personalities. far less traps pass as "feminine" than women, but in the same way, far less women pass in having the desirable personality traits one would like.
on top of that, those born as males are unable to get pregnant, so child support is a non-existant worry even if they do have a wish to literally "trap" you. a particularly feminine trap is the ultimate bingo
>Why do straight guys like traps so much?
>straight guys
now, i think that's dumb as fuck. those that like traps are all bisexual to a certain degree. maybe only by a small amount, but it's some nonetheless. we're attracted to femininity vs. straight biology
like a homogeneous solution, being straight or gay implies some sort of 100% "purity" in their respective compounds. bisexuality is like a heterogeneous solution that's either at 98% & 2% or 60% and 40%
im drunk as fuck, but basically i'm cool with being a little gay if i can find a cute/feminine enough biological-male to be my partner
>>28872084
Sub as well, though I can bully people online alright.
>>28872384
>implying you wouldn't stroke your puny cock to that
>>28872229
Correction: you're a lazy dom.
>>28870949
Why do you have to lie?
Yes. An HIV-positive mother can transmit HIV to her baby in three ways:
During pregnancy
During vaginal childbirth
Through breastfeeding
What if you had HIV and no one told you?
>>28871996
I seriously doubt that I'm gay though, not that I blame you for implying it, even I don't believe I'm straight until I go outside and realize girls are hot and guys are just whatever.
>>28872631
>>28872644
If a person was born with HIV they'd be receiving treatment for it, it's not possible to live (healthily) with HIV all the way into adulthood and not know about itr-right?
>>28872711
You would pass out from literally any sickness eventually and be taken to a hospital like in the movies.
But seriously after like 20 years would you eventually show signs and one sick day would be enough to send you to the hospital to hear the bad news.
>>28872608
t. lazy sub
>>28871101
>soc
kill yourself normie motherfucker
>>28868514
>i am not gay, even though i like dick
>>28872104
This. Basically Feminism ruined society and I have issues with women. Cute boys that dress like girls gives me a dizzy, confused feeling that girls don't, it's like a drug
>>28870883
isn't the internet a wonderful thing?
54 faggots in this thread
>>>lgbt
go
>>28873148
how the fuck do i cross link between boards
>>>>lgbt
is this it
I'm a straight guy but I sometimes dream about fucking a trap or sucking dick. I can dump my today dream about it to you with nazi-like background
>>28873163
>He can't even crosslink
>>/out/
>>28873217
pls dump senpai that sounds hot
>>28873222
not him but ive been coming to 4chan since 2009 and i dont know how either
>>28873234
there you go my friendo
>Be a russian/jewish agent that infiltrate Hitler mansion
>Cooperate with some fat jew that knows mansion
>Incognito mission, if we got caught - we die
>I was incognito as some high german officer, probably Himmler
>Hitler was pretty nice guy, but I can't talk with him
>Staying silent because my german is terrible
>He just laugh at me
>Best Hitler bro ever but I must infiltrate
>It's so hard to get somewhere, everywhere is SS
>Trying to sneak into important places but can't
>Trying with all might to avoid Himmlers wife and family
>In meantime I killed some people because they can know my identity
>Not soldiers, more like Himmlers family and normal persons
>Anyone that could know my identity (btw why Hitler don't know me?)
>Bodies are discovered, people became acting cautiously
>Me and my fat jewish friend leave the mansion and sit down nearly, in the forest
>Thinking what we can do
CDN.
>>28873241
I've only been here since 2013
go >>>/qa/ and circlejerk about how you're an oldfag
>>28873124
Who are they? Someone on my grindr keeps sending photos of them pretending to be them
>>28873163
>>28873148
nope fuck it guess not
>>>/lgbt/
hope this works
>>28873254
>There comes some lesser officer
>I'm Himmler, sitting with my bare foots on grass
>"H-himmler sir! What the fuck are you doing?"
>I'M A FUCKING HIMMLER
>HOW DARE HE TO BE SO RUDE
>I stand up and look at him with aryan pride
>He shivered and gone
>I remember something important
>When I was killing other people I don't killed one, retarded child
>Little boy (girl?) was on wheelchair and mentally disabled
>But he can scream and remember my face
>And they probably know already that I am jewish russian agent
>Here comes a commando of nazi soldiers
>Yup, they know
>Fat jew try to explain us but I know that this is over
>I stand tall and go with them, fat jew comes with me
>Before they kill me, I'm gonna take "medical procedure" and then meet Hitler
>He wants to met me and ask me why I've done such terrible things
cdn.
>>28873299
>Go with some SS officer into clinic
>Sit in waiting room, officer gone to medical room
>"Officer wait, what are you gonna do to me?"
>Officer looked at me
>If you are a Jew you must be circumsised, don't you?
>Fuck
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Still don't ran away, there is nowhere to hide
>Jesus Christ, this is gonna hurt so much
>They don't gonna use any painkillers, don't they?
>Shit
>In waiting room there was a cute nazi receptionist
>9/10, petite, nice smile, brown hair, blue eyes
>She laugh at me
>They will mutilate my penis
>And kill me, so no more sex
>Filthy rapist mode: engaged
>I stand before sexy nazi receptionist
cdn.
>>28873296
nice i got it
gtfo faggits
>>28873314
>She is eager to have sex with me
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png
>She drop her skirt
>There is a dick
>My degeneracy is hard as it can be
>Well, I'm gonna be dead anyway so I can try how it is being a fag
>Fat jew near me cringed
>I don't cared. Drop on my knees and start sucking it
>It was big, nice cock (at the moment)
>At first it was really dry and that was hard to move on shaft
>But with time it gets more wet and I could get more of it
>Get it whole in my mouth
>She gasps and told me that no one ever got it so deep
>Suck her till my mouth are full of spicy watery sperm
>it's disgusting
>Spit it out
>My pee pee is so hard right now
>cute trap are the best
>i'm turning into a foooool.jpg
>I can't wait anymore
cdn.
>>28869477
This is the same shit women say about dressing like sluts.
>>28871562
>>28870171
Marty is my guilty pleasure.
>>28873314
>okay, I sucked you, now I will fuck you
>I too want to cum
>nope.jpg
>She seduce me with her cute ass but don't let me fuck her
>I just take a better look at her penis - it was mutilated, post trans surgery ugly thing
>I'm so mad
>So mad that I wake up
>My pee pee is still hard and can't fap, because family at home
>Go to 4chan and make some threads because fuck this shit
>The End.
>>28868289
Porn addiction
tgotgkt
>>28873285
The internet is just the best.
>>28873379
Oh wow it is her and she uses the same name as me, that's kind of awkward
>>28868289
When you are fucking a trap, you are quite literally fucking another guy.
So it's pretty gay.
>>28868289
>tfw want trap bf
>every trap ive talked to said my benis was too small
>every trap ive talked to care mored about benis and lewdstuff than spending time together and having a real relationship
WHEN WILL IT ALL FUCKING END?
TRAPS ARE CUTER THAN REAL GIRLS BUT EVERY ONE I MEET IS HUMAN GARBAGE
ARE THERE ANY PURE AND GENUINELY LOVING TRAPS OUT THERE?
>>28873569
No. They are all just about sex. They are all like a women - nice on outside, but ugly inside.
>>28873379
I feel like such an idiot now, she was real and into me and I thought it was just someone using someone else's images
>>28873593
a man on the inside
your fucking a man
gay major gay
>>28873593
It doesnt even have to be a trap, it can be a femboy at this point
I just want to cuddle and hold hands and watch anime or play games with someone very femininehow do i find someone to do that with?
Can I be r9ks queen??
>>28873682
Wow your hair looks a lot nicer now it's grown out, I hope things are going well for you
>>28873714
Someone remembers me!!
>>28873682
You're getting there
origami
>>28873569
Dicklets, when will they learn?
When someone is bigger than you, they're literally more of a man than you.
Become the trap, and be realistic.
>>28873682
yeah sure why not
>>28873569
>>28873632
If you require someone that's very feminine, they're likely going to require someone that's very masculine. Learn to compromise or stay in the same cycle.
>>28873682
booty hole pics?
>>28873682
Damn I'm jelly
You look cute
>>28873594
Are you sure it's actually xer? You know these pictures are publicly available. Get xim to send you a unique photo.
Why the fuck do I never take selfie with makeup on?
>>28873682
>>28873744
if this ugly man can be a trap, then so can I
>>28868289
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is a interesting question.
>>28873778
It seems like it, i live in Manchester and she was nice and supportive when I chatted about dysphoria and being depressed, she also sent me non lewd photos which don't seem to be on her tumblr.
>>28868610
What if I'm submissive to qt traps with nice thick weewees?
>>28868289
robin has to be most bro tier trap/twink around
>>28873840
Well you enjoy your mentally ill penis boy with a weird nose.
>>28873786
Rude
Firetruckoaktree
>>28873682
we don't like mentally ill transexuals, only traps are welcome
>>28873896
I'm one myself but she seems to be a much better one
>>28873682
I don't know if you're worthy of queen. Would you like having your feet worshipped?
Men like traps because they combine the personality and sex drive of a man with the feminine traits and submissive nature of a woman
>>28873942
Yeah I'd love that. I'd totally be into giving foot jobs. I wear a size 7 in boys shoes. I'm real tiny.
>>28873972
can you show us your feminine penis?
>>28874019
Sorry not tonight. It's 3am and I'm in a car on my way home from vacation
If there is going to be a thread up for this kind of shit then can you guys at least use a less pornographic image?
Like ok, sure, I guess if I met this cool, hot chick and turns out she has a penis if she's fine I guess I'll fuck her but please stop shouting it out loud.
You fucking faggots.
I'm a trap, anyone have kik/skype/steam?
>>28868664
Crossdressing man
Normal girl
ftfy
>>28873682
>tfw beep is my favorite mtf
Why couldn't you have started posting here instead of pizza?
Only fags like traps
Bftb
>>28868514
we're not saying you like masculine men, you flaming faglord. we're saying that traps are gay and you're gay for liking traps. why are trap fetishists so defensive and in denial about being gay cocksuckers?
>>28874268
R9k is my home board actually. I've been here since robot9000 but I'm usually on anon.
>>28874350
It's nice that you stay anon instead of attention whoring all the time.
>>28874106
Yes, post yours. Skype and Steam.
traps are a convenient way to avoid women but still pretend you aren't gay
and they literally -all- do it for the attention, they're fuckin' annoying
This thread was more successful than I thought it would be. We do this everyday don't we?
The real tranny queen of /r9k/ coming through.
Do you guys like my pantsu?
>>28868289
it's a meme I'm not into pasty dudes or chubby nerds
>>28874924
>that bloated belly
Looks like you're pregnant with a turd baby.
>>28874969
More hip than tummy u dumb guy
Is this Bebe in disguise?
>>28874924
>that dude body
tranies are just fem looking guys
>>28874924
I want to say something lewd but I like you too much.
>>28868289
If you like traps you're objectively not heterosexual, so leave us the fuck alone and go back to your lgbtqazomgbbq drum circle and quit lying to everyone and telling them you're straight.
>>28875018
>if you don't worship a sub-optimal tranny, that must mean you're a nigger tripfag
>>28868731
Dude, if you have a penis and you date/fanatasize/have sex with some one who has a penis you're not fucking straight, you may not be homosexual but you're for sure without a doubt not straight.
>>28874969
Ew
>>28875018
Bebe is a turd baby
>>28875031
You jellin???
>>28875052
I like you too anon, thank you.
I'm really sad nobody has noticed that there are little slices of pizzas on my panties.
>>28868873
Genitalia determines sexuality not gender, I don't give a shit what you identify as, if you have a dick then it's not straight for someone else who has a dick to like you, it's so fucking simple dude.
>>28874478
Soupcats = skype
>>28869998
>complains about agendas
>Posts an extremely biased picture with a bullshit source
Alright
>>28870005
Holy shit you're a moron, sexuality is 100% about genitalia and biological sex it has nothing to do with gender expression. If the person is the same biological sex as you then it's gay, clear cut.
>>28875131
lol, that's the cutest thing ever.
I've sort of taught myself to look anywhere but the lower region as a natural sign of respect.
>>28875131
Post face or admit to crossdressing
>>28875303
>implying cd is lower tier then tranny
>>28871172
I'm in Aus, where u at bb?
>>28875901
It's true you know
>2MB cap
I hate it
>>28868289
I figured it was because it's unfiltered access to anal, while they rationalize they're still fucking a "girl".
>>28873782
holy holy. pls be my bf?
>>28873782
consider suicide, family
you have to be cute to be a girl
>>28876327
hormones are magic
tee hee
>>28876327
hey family, i'm impressed with your level of retardation. good one.
>>28875131
>>28874924
> The real tranny queen of /r9k/ coming through.
D E L U S I O N
>>28868514
Oh, sorry for not using the correct term. Pansexual.
>>28869157
its alright
its alright
>tfw theres a video of you out there dressed up doing dirty stuff
I regret all of it
>>28876957post it you slut you know you want to
>>28876957
>tfw you see your lewds from high school get reposted
>>28876980
http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/hot_and_kinky_slave_crossdresser the music was added. The original video had no sound.i feel horrible
>>28877011
i know that exact feel. I have a bunch of lewds when i was fbi material
>>28871005
no, i think i'm ugly. remember we're on /r9k/ normie
>>28877074
yes I can see why you'd regret it
>>28871872
>>28872063
it's not the dick that makes them hotter, it's the fact that they have a dick. i can't explain it, but there's something about trannies that really turns me on. when i'm out on the street, i of course gaze at women and their faces, their bodies. i never, ever look at guys.
also i think vaginas are gross and dicks i can atleast relate to.
>>28877149
please tell me its not that bad
>>28877074
anon, why would you do such a thing?
>>28877194
>post face on the internet
>post face of yourself doing something incredibly not socially acceptable on the internet
>it's not even fapworthy
>post it on r9k so the link gets more views
how long did that video give you pleasure for
was getting off that once worth doing something that would affect your life forever
>>28877210
It turned me on then
>>28877214
No one has recognized me yet and I do hope it stays that way
>>28869959
Stop reminding me.
Have yet to find someone else remotely like this, although I'm sure they exist.
>>28868514
>Trap
>Futarani
I fucking hate you faggots for mixing them up
A Futarani/Hermaphrodite is someone who has both a penis and a fucking vagina
A trap is a guy who just looks like a woman convincingly, but doesn't have a vagina, just the penis
>>28877353
What about toilet licking crossdressers?
>>28868289
Because they are bisexual and not straight
>>28877417
>toilet licking crossdressers
>mfw
>>28877450
they do exist. we have one of them in this thread
>find trap porn
>has tits
why the fuck even call it trap?
It implies that males are not capable of being slim, cute and CUTE!1
>>28877508
correction: hueg ass fuck fake tits. boylumps are cuet
>>28877321
they're all at uni doing IT degrees
>>28877074
I have the weirdest fucking boner right now
>>28877074
nice user name faggotsissy
>>28877508
>>28877527
>Thisgaypedo doesn't like cowtits.
How does one go about meeting a trap?
>>28878231
Same as with a normal girl
>>28868289
Does anyone have sauce on the OP?
>>28869998
This image is misleading.
>2000 total polled.
>860 have backup man
>688 are in contact with him
>103 love him more
>51 say their husband is aware of this
>10 say the backup is a friend of the husband
>1 say her backup has confessed he loves her and is waiting for the divorce
Basically every box is a percentage of the previous box, not a percentage of the whole 2000 poll base.
Misrepresenting the data to "prove" your point is stupid when every person with IQ above 80 can check it and see it.
>>28870883
>lets meet
>go to a clinic together
>get tested together
>and fuck later
Very romantic ~~~
Anyway, I'd be gay if there were sissy homo boys where I live.
Gays here are exceedingly rare, and the ones that exist are either fat old drag queens, or ultra masculine bodybuilder types.
No chance for this virgin to get boipus sadly.
>>28871172
how do you give yourself a cream pie?
>>28879809
Go to the supermarket and buy one, and sit on it.
>>28879809
Had the house to myself for a weekend so I basically made jizz-cubes in the freezer and shelved them the next day
I'm not proud of myself
any guys in aus into chubby/big traps?
>>28878898
Robin Banks, I think. Bro tier trap. Has his own twitch channel.
>>28870116
Because men are less shallow than women.
>>28869853
If you live in Texas or Louisiana I'll blow you
>>28868514
Newsflash, Women don't have a penis and just because he have breast doesn't make you less gay.
I don't get it, are you guys trolling or something? how hard can it be
>>28881876
hard as diamonds, anon
>be me, manlet with depression, dysphoria, a relatively feminine appearance, and zero interest in women
>/r9k/ manages to convince me to become a tranny and make money off of betas
I just started started anti andorgens yesterday
>>28879809
Tube in ass, cock in opposite end
>>28880085
How did it feel, did it work?
/r9k/ why aren't you feeding me attention?Just kidding how are you today my dear sweet anons?
>>28882976
same as ever
lonely at home
>>28882988
Any plans today? Are you taking your vitamin D pills?
>>28883021
* Pay some bills
* Buy and cook food
* Want to die
>>28882976
Don't spill that coffee, you'll risk burning your lil penis off
It's the promise of sex without the cunty, selfish, awful personality and brain damage of a woman. Whether or not that promise is ever actually realized in traps is up for debate.
>>28870171
>>28871562
>>28871604
Stupid dog. You make me look gay!
>>28883039
Hang in there anon. Take the vitamin D, drink coffee, wait it out.
>>28883040
It's not that hot I put half n half in it :3
>>28883021
>tfw vitamin D deficient and can't afford supplements
>>28882906
worked pretty well, having a cumsicle melt inside you is a strange feel, once it's up to body temp it's good though
save up multiple loads for multiple fun
>all the slutty feels
>>28878346
so, no chance
dammit, no trap for robot
>>28883213
Go for a walk under the sun
>>28868289
>Why do straight guys like traps so much?
senpai
>>28868514
>like both of you
Unfortunately 3d dick girls look shit in real life (outside of photoshop).
>>28880085
dont feel bad, everybody does stupid shit, they regret later on
I dislocated my jaw once because i was trying to suck my own dick
nearly choked on m,y cum becaus i couldnt swallow with my mouth
pic is short story
>>28883426
but now God won't let me into heaven ;~;
>>28873569
This is so fucking bullshit, as a trap I always make posts like yours about woe is no bf and then I get shit on by you top fags going "WEWLAD UR JUST A CUM DUMP" fuck off. Chances are you didn't even talk to a trap, you talked to a ugly crossdresser. If they're cutting their faces off in photos they're just crossdressers. Also going on grindr or going on aidslist is proof you're not going to find good people. I have plenty of trap friends that just want a loving boyfriend and so do I but we kept getting treated like sluts by majority of people that just want to sexually experiment with us and will never see us as a partner/lover
>tfw past my prime
I think its about time to give up my trapping. I had a good few years but as time passes my body is just getting manlier and manlier. Sure I could take hormones and extend it for another five years or so, but they're not magic.
Still wish I could have started earlier, when I was in high school, but whatever. Time to become another male robot for the rest of my life.
>>28883513
spoiler you were never a trap to begin with
>>28883487
doesnt matter, all the fun people and robots end in hell
we can have a laugh down south while watching stacey and casey getting raped by devilish demons
>>28883513
Sorry to hear that. You can still find a lap to rest your head in as a guy.
>>28883494
and how are we supposed to fing this good people, theyx probably stay inside all day like we, so we got at least something in common
>>28873569
Well, 90% of people looking for traps usually have the reasoning of:
>You can have sex with her all she wants and she likes it all the time because she's actually a he!
and so forth. Noone wants a trap bf because they're a trap, they want them because they look like a woman but supposedly are otherwise just like any horny robot guy on here and are always open to sex.
I think it's just as hard if not harder for traps to find non lewd bfs.
>>28883621
Pretty much. I stay inside and just play video games on steam and post on r9k and v, vg is where I found a few of my trap friends. Chances are if the trap is posting lewds and disgusting pictures you don't want to know them at all. There's quite a few traps that aren't into the attention whore side of things like the others that are
>>28883569
>Go to hell
>Stacey's there
>Satan is basically an eternal Chad
>Stacey's all over Satan's dick and gets treated like a queen
>You spend eternity clicking on photos of store fronts, and you fuck it up multiple times every time you try to post
>Robot hell is the exact same as robot life, without the reassurance of an eventual death to look forward to
>>28872683
i guess we're not any sexuality until we successfully fuck whatever
>>28883607
>tfw still naturally shy, submissive, quiet, prefer to be desired than desire, ect ect girly qualities
Pretty sure the only chance I'll have at a lap for my head is a gay guy, if anything at all. No one likes a guy with a trap's brain.
>>28883565
au contraire
>>28883794
why is touching a soft trap gf so lewd
just want to make her feel loved,
am unable to do that with a girl
>>28883955
nice gondola nerd
makes me want to paint a pretty picture
>>28883879
I enjoy this kind of hell.
I have to.
I created it on my own for myself
>>28883812
>tfw no trap friends to be normal human beings who just happen to be traps with
>>28884013
thank
gondolla understands me
>>28883958
I'm pretty sure it depends on how your touch her anon, be responsible
>>28883955
post lewds from your heydey
>>28884202
where is the safe touch zone
does it include the upper arm? back of the knees>???
>>28884202
just cupping her face, touching her lips with mine and holding her
>>28884345
have to stop talking like that
I sit infront of my pc and smile like an innocent lovestruck escapist idiot who still has some hope left
>>28884235
Any zone is safe when your mind is pure from lewd buggering thoughts
>>28884345
>>28884427
I thought it was cute anon, really.
>>28884228
Just because I'm no longer cute in body doesn't mean I'm not yet still pure of heart.
>>28884661
wait, i think i learned in school the groin is a !bad touch zone! even when youre joking
>>28873972
>Yeah I'd love that. I'd totally be into giving foot jobs. I wear a size 7 in boys shoes. I'm real tiny.
PLEASE POST YOUR FEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28868289
>>>/lgbt/
You have that board for a reason, faggot. Use it
>>28884765
Stop!
Don't touch me there,
These are my special squares.
Tbh I'm mostly straight and I prefer traps and trannies just because they actually understand why femininity is attractive. Normie girls just complain about how much they hate being women all the time - "boobs are so annoying ugh", "I hate heels!", "lol who wants to stay home and eat pizza in pajamas today??", etc etc. Traps and trannies know that being feminine and girly is actually cute and they aspire to it.
Not to mention that they're more willing to engage in the kind of degenerate shit that I want them to do.
Closeted homosexuality.
Or zero experience with women and the related fear. Traps being a cop-out where "i can deal with that and it looks like a woman without being one!"
>>28870974
>whole community of...
S-sauce? Just for research it's not like I have a boner or something.
>Pizza will never whisper in your years "you're a faggot now because you fuck boys" after having sex with her.
>>28884961
women/traps sucking pacifiers is so fucking sexy
>>28882976
>why aren't you feeding me attention?
Because you said you want axe wound surgery now.
>>28885236
Am I the only robot that would prefer a tranny gf with a vagina instead of a dick?
I the thought someone changed their body completely to be your gf so fucking hot, I blame japanese lewd comics
>>28885309
>Am I the only robot that would prefer a tranny gf with a vagina instead of a dick?
Just get a fucking regular gf then
>>28885320
>Just get a roastie slut instead of a perfect gf.
No thanks.
Engineered waifus > roasties.
>>28885114
Man I love traps and trannies that aren't all up their own asses about gender shit and are able to joke about it and be lewd. It's really rare though.
>>28885378
thats how me and my gf both are
its pretty great
>>28885236
Nah I just it looked really tempting. You have to admit for a srs vagina that looked damn good. I probably still won't get it though.
>>28883213
Go outside!! It's freeee
>tfw want trap bf
>all traps and straight up just gay twinks are hypersexual and not interested in relationships
>all they wanna do is show off the boipuss and dick
its almost like being feminine MAKES you vain dick or not
>>28886354
The degeneracy in our society is too real, anon.
Besides, when someone spends 90% of their time and energy perfecting a certain aesthetic (ultimate cock-catching boipucci mode in this case) of course they're going to be obsessed with showing it off.
>>28886354
Just get a regular bf then anon
>>28886410
well Im fine if they just wanna show off a qt dress or something but why do they have to show all of it
>>28886427
not attracted to masculinity
>>28868289
Because traps are desperate for sex and sex feels good, so guys that normally want to feel a warm wet pussy but can't get it resort to this alternative and romanticize it being normal when it really deep down is the fallback plan to getting laid.
Getting an actual girl to have willing sex with you take a bit more effort and straight guys that are desperate will settle for a trap that always want attention and sexual interaction.
>>28884037
Where are you? I'm Southeast US, friendless and maybe you'll happen to be close by. I've got a throwaway if you wanna be my (irl) friend o:
[email protected]
How the fuck is this thread still up?
>ITT: Literal faggots with the delusion that somehow fucking someone who shares the same pair of chromosomes as they do is somehow not gay
You are not alpha, you are not secure. You are a faggot, that is for sure!
>>28887254
because boners
>>28887608
>breasts
>trap
No.
>>28868731
I need the source on that full picture asap please ill paypal you a nickel
>People can't just accept that they are bi
why
>>28888720
I wouldn't touch a dude unless they were as feminine as possible.
>>28888720
I think most trap lovers accept themselves as bi but most people who want to insult them just fully calls them gay
Im bi for traps
>>28871562
>>28871604
where can I find more marty?
>>28869998
>Implying having a backup plan isn't a good idea
guys.
>>28892029
Google him and you will find. I believe there's a tumblr and I've found comics archived on some random sites.
Any of you faggots want to party up and play Overwatch?
>>28873682
fucking adorable 10 out of 10 would cuddle.
>>28868289
traps are best
>>28893125
>wanting to date a tranny because you want somebody who share the same interests as you
For fuck sake just get a regular bf
>>28894952
What? I just asked if anyone wanted to play Overwatch. Not date me lol
