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>lost virginity and found I don't really care that much
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>lost virginity and found I don't really care that much about sex
>Making decent money working from home
>Social needs fulfilled by internet and tulpa

D-do I go full hermit?
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>>28866476
Who's your tulpa
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Thats okay OP. I didn't figure out I was a lesbian til I was 21. Worst part of all was that I was in a three year relationship with a guy prior to that. Maybe you're gay?
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>>28866488
A cute girl just like pretty much every tulpa I imagine.
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>>28866524
I bet you don't even know what a tulpa actually is.

get out normie reee
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>>28866476
Is there any tag to search for more pictures like this?
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>>28866518
I've had sex with dudes and girls

It's not that I don't like sex, I just don't think it's worth the hassle. Like driving 30 minutes to get icecream at an icecream shop when I can just get a different but similar quality brand from my fridge.
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>>28866550
I'm pretty aware, I've been doing this brain demon shit for years.
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>>28866476
no

get out. get out while you still can
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>>28866588
But It's comfy
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>>28866583
>describes tulpa as "a cute grill"
>"like every tulpa I imagine"

Yeah you don't fool me.
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>>28866556
I don't know, I think it was just a fad in japan for a while, I'm not sure how one would collect images of it.
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>>28866654
I mean what do you want me to say?
Describe her physical appearance?
Her personality and interests?
Unless you're me or her friends it would just be like going into detail describing a friend who has nothing to do with anyone.
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>>28866694
>Describe her physical appearance?
>Her personality and interests?
Sure, I'm bored, why else would I be here?

Does she get annoying?
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>>28866476
>Making decent money working from home
How? May I ask?
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>>28866476
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
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>>28866713
She's a fairly bubbly weeb sort with an intrest in music who would probably be a disgusting fat unhygienic legbeard if she was human but is incredibly qt because she can rely on being imaginary, uses the form of a fox girl.

And she get's annoying when she hasn't been payed enough attention and decides the solution is to give me a headache which she figured out how to do about a year ago.
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>>28866788
Sounds a little boring, I can imagine you'd stop paying attention to her eventually
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>>28866733
Ebay jewing.

If I were to work 40 hours a week I could probably make 80k, but I'm lazy and only work 15-20 hours a week, but I still make a good 3k a month which is more than enough living alone in a very low cost part of the country.
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>>28866817
Hard to capture all the subtleties of a personality in a sentence faggot. Shes already 3 anyway, So it's been a while.

Not like your average human isn't a paperthin boring piece of shit anyway senpai.
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>>28866853
>regular people are boring so it's okay for my tulpa to be some generic bubbly weeb with some subtleties

k have fun
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>>28866738
Yeah, maybe there should be a rule against that on this one. It seems awfully slutty.
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>>28866886
>describe one aspect of a person
>They must be "generic"

Nigga whats your tulpa like then.
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>>28866476

I can't keep reminding you this Anon
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>>28866959
Good thing cute Asians are from earth.
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>>28866942
I don't have one, I value my loneliness too much to jeopardize it.

If I did, she would probably not be human. Maybe a little insect-like with some faint human traits like the shape of her head and torso. I would try my best to mold her in her creation as something with a strange thought pattern that clearly divides logical reasoning from emotional opinions; someone to look at things differently and accompany me in life. She would love math and try to learn it and teach it to me whenever we would have the chance. Her curiosity would be insatiable, and she would try to discuss and work out issues I would have.

She would make jokes only she'd find funny and her various chitinous appendages, antennas, pedipalps and such would chitter and buzz before she'd apologize and try to explain what she found so humorous.
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>>28867210
Origiloni pepperoni
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>>28867368
C-cute!

That's not bad tbhfamalamia. I'm also fond of spiders and dressing her up would be a lot of fun. Not sure how I'd work out her ability to blush but it would be nice if she could.
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>>28867453
Insect girls are qt
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>>28866561
>driving 30 minutes to get icecream at an icecream shop
This has to be some weird teenage or really early 20s thing. I'm 25. If my gf asked me to drive a half hour for ice cream I'd tell her no damn way, just walk your ass to the corner and get ice cream from the convenient store at the end of the street.
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>>28867505
I like them when they're small and more insect than girl. Like >>28867368 is more along my tastes than >>28867505 despite the latter's cuteness. I'm also imagining the former being like at most 5ft tall/80lbs.

Some other animals are fine too, or general alien physiology. And robots. Robots are great. I'm actually fine with human stuff but if I'm going tulpa I'm not going to even bother with human constraints.
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>>28867556
THat's the point, I'm saying sex is a pain in the ass to get for something not too much better than just jacking off

>>28867569
I know a guy who's tulpa is literally just a jumping spider. They're a based spider.
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>>28867603
Jumping spiders are adorable. I miss when I was in an older apartment building and had like 6 spiders around the place.
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>>28867603
>>28867505
>>28867368
Would you inseminate a real bee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8
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Objective best girl coming through
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>>28867748
Her boobs are too big but moths are top tier.
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>>28867762
u gay or somethin
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>>28868141
DFC or bust.

But yeah a little traps are fine too.
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>>28868409
All sizes are nice
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>>28868422
Big boobs are gross.
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Wtf job do you have that lets you stay at home
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>>28868448
I disagree with
>>28868490
There are literally hundreds of those and it was already mentioned in the thread nigga

>web dev
>any sort of content creator
>day trader
>programmer
>the list goes fucking on
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>>28866476
>lost virginity
Get the fuck out then, why are you here
Go post this shit in your personal blog instead
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>>28868520
Sorry, thanks my dude
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>>28868520
Fat whale titties with hippo hips. Ugh.

Small and tight man, petite and itty bitty is the ultimate god tier.
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>>28868555
Low test male identified.
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>>28868642
Faggot identified.

I bet you kiss girls.
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>>28868555
What do you think of pic related then?
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>>28868678
Pretty gross desu. Wouldn't touch her with a rented dick.
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>>28868655
Only imaginary ones recently
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>>28868694
What about this pic related then?
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>>28868730
What about this lactation station?
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>>28868724
Hips are pretty wide, meh.

>>28868730
On par with a pile of bacon scraps except she's less appetizing.
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>>28868762
petite is fine too
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>>28868813
Now we're talking. Visible ribcages are my fetish too.
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>>28868762
What about this battle cattle?
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>>28868837
Are you sure you don't just like men?
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>>28868839
What about this cum plum?
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>>28868863
As I said before in the thread, traps are fine too.
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>>28868875
What about this stiff griff?
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>>28868921
I found just what you need, OP. Look at this boner stoner.
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>>28868938
What about this creaming demon, anon?
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>>28868971
What about this cock lock, anon?
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>>28868409
>dfc or bust
Is that a pun?
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>>28868992
What about this dikdik, anon?
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>>28869001
Thanks for catching it, I worked on that one for like a good two seconds.
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>>28869023
THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME, ANON, THE THICCER THEY GET.
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>>28869059
Apparently not (^:

Meme
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