Alright, motherfuckers, I've got another scenario for you. You're with your girlfriend and she bakes you a red velvet cake. You devour the whole thing. You love red velvet. "This tasted kinda strange," you say. "I love red velvet. But what was in it?" She says nothing and places a dry tampon on the table. What do you do? Pic related
>>28863928
Eat it and tell her to make more.
>>28863928
Wouldn't care as long as it was a good cake. It would also be too much trouble to collect blood from a tampon, a diva cup is more realistic in this scenario, anon.
>>28863970
The tampon is dry because she didn't use it, retard
>>28863928
I am horny and ignorant enough to like that idea very much
>>28863928
Sucker punch her in the fucking face and then kick her in the stomach when she's on the floor and walk out of the house to drink myself to sleep.
>find oreos
>slater them in sugar and ketchup
>attempt to ingest
>vomit
>vomit everywhere
>recover from heaving
>break up with her
>block her on all forms of contact
Without hesitation.
>implying I trust another person enough to just eat what they give me
Go fuck yourself.
Call her a fucking nigger and shove my cock down her throat until I tear her in half all the way down the middle
>sister is obsessed with red velvet cake
t-this doesn't mean anything r-right?
