Reminder that if you don't look like this at LEAST.... you~ will never have a girlfriend.
>>28863794
Hmm, that would take me some serious steroidal abuse.
>>28863794
Tell me, how much protection do all those muscles give him from gunshot wounds to the head?
Women do not and cannot comprehend or appreciate the herculean amount of effort, time, and discipline a man must put in to look like that. Inb4 its ez cuz steroids xdd
>>28863837
0 naturally, unless he gets lucky and the bullet doesn't hit anything critical.
>>28863837
*teleports behind him*
*slugs him in the head*
>Maybe next time, champ.
*Tips fedora*
>>28863837
He just hoists your onetis with his erect 11 incher to use as a meat shield.
>>28863794
How many proteins would i have to consume to get this swole?
>>28863900
Wouldn't that end up being necrophilia in the end though?
Girls only like ottermode though, only gay men and real life autists actually think the beefed out giga nigga look looks good.
>>28863912
It's not necrophilia if she was alive when you started
>>28863794
dont worry OP, that guy is looking for a /fit/izen, a guy
>>28863859
This
For a woman to have a "good body" all she has to do is not gorge herself with snack cakes.
For a man to have a "good body" like that requires extensive gym time, a perfect diet, supplements, steroids, over the course of years. A woman sees a guy like that and thinks 'wow nice bod chad' and forgets about it but a guy sees it and realizes the hard work involved. Thats why other dudes respond more to muscles than girls.
>>28863906
probably atleast 1g of protein per lb of your bodyweight, everyday, for 5-10 years
>>28863934
What? Is this written down in the official rules of fucking or something?
A corpse is a corpse, if your dick is inside one it's necrophilia.
>>28863906
Three each day.filterpassmagic
>>28863958
That also extends to unfit women looking at fit women and saying shit like
>oh youre lucky you can eat whatwver you want etc
Or even worse when they trivialize the hard work and brag about being gluttonous and lazy
>>28863958
um, I adore muscular guys and respect their effort. I don't really have a "good body" i'm a little on the chubby side but all the guys i've dated don't seem to mind. Plus muscular guys are better at sex than skinny guys.
>>28863794
had gf as a skelly
these are lies propagated by cucks who got cucked by pic related
I see....yeah that guy looks like a splitting image of pic related.
>>28864270
she's cheating on him with ChadRoid
>>28863794
If you wanted /fit/ robots to post pictures of themselves, all you had to do was ask.
>>28864058
post gut pics
>>28864331
Sure she is chief. Sure she is.
