Who /bi or gay robot/ here?
I'm a fagbot. Met my boyfriend through my D&D group.
/straight/ here but considering turning gay for 1 night to get my first sexual experience, it's either that or paying for a hooker but I don't have $200 for a good one.
>>28863004
Fuck the hooker and run or Rob her
Straight /b/ro
pretty bi, actually
Gay here. Wish I were bi
>>28863055
Why do you wish to be bi?
>>28862950
secret bisexual here. fucked this twink dude years ago and another one few years after. I'm with a girl now for the last two years and only watch gay or shemale porn.. I could never tell her what I used to do though
/bi/scum here. recently got grindr and am starting to slut it up. It's fun in the moment then the overwhelming guilt, shame and disgust hit. Oh well.
>>28863055
I'm bi but prefer guys. Never even been with a woman, just know I occasionally find them attractive.
Gaybot here. Looking for a nice, submissive robot bf. Anyone interested add me on skype: Deivis102
Anyone else want a relationship with a woman but fuck guys on the side? The Greeks did it so why not?
>>28863150
>hey I'm a male, anyone want to be my bf?
you have to be kidding mate
My worst nightmare is to have this big strong imposing dude hit on me. It's like part me wouldn't say no and I would just have suck him off.
This is why I never go to the gym.
>>28863189
>WE WUZ GREEKZ N SHIT
>>28863136
What are the girls you find attractive usually like? Boyish?
Just curious.
>>28863004
Its too risky. I mean it's easier, you don't have to pay. If you go for an older guy, as long as you're under 25 they'll take you. Problem is, you might absolutely hate it and feel violated. Of course, you may lovei t.
Any bibots in Atlanta want to take my anal virginity?
Bi here. I am still attracted to women but prefer relationships with men. I feel we get each other more, less drama, less all the other baggage and shit that women have. Still find them hot, though.
You can find an easier friends with benefits with a gay guy than you can with a woman. If you put yourself out there, you'll realize how thirsty gay and bi guys are.
robots with cute uncut peenspls post them so I can fap to you
I'm trying to get one to suck my dick. Keeps flaking out on me though, like a faggot.
>tfw gay
>tfw huge slutI met my boyfriend at a party and we had a threesome that night.
Who likes masculine, muscular guys over femine, twinky guys?
>>28863502
Me, and androgynous girls. It's probably why I fall for straight guys more.
>>28863482
slutboys on r9k are my fetish, story anon?a-are you a qt?
>>28863482
slut
let me fuck youwith my virgin dick
I'm not gay but sometimes I want to dress up as a girl and suck dick
>>28862950
lowkey bi and submissive in just about any context.
>tfw you do mdma with your cousins, bfs gay, roomate for the first time and he ends up inside u.
posted a thread about it yesterday,
everyone says he date raped me.
but truthfully, i fucking walked right into it.
>>28863482
>tfw complete virgin offline due to being closeted
>tfw online slut
>tfw even got a straight friend to jerk off with me
>>28863593
>tfw even got a straight friend to jerk off with me
>got a straight friend
>straight
I got news for you...
>>28863657
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>>28863527
Cute enough that I have a boyfriend.
>invited to a party by a friend who knows the guy or something
>bring beer to be nice since he doesn't know me
>end up hanging out with two guys I met there for most of the night
>we get pretty drunk
>one guy (my boyfriend now) is kind of flirty
>we go upstairs to a bedroom and the other guy follows us
>pulls out a condom and fucks me from behind
>other guy watches for a bit, eventually pulls his cock out and puts it in my face
>suck him off while I get railed
>he finishes in my mouth
The guy I blew had a girlfriend, too. I guess he was just "curious".
>>28863547
I'm a slut, but not a cheating slut.
>>28863593
Sounds like a good time.
>>28863657
HE SAID NO HOMO BRO
>>28863207
>nightmare
This is my dream. I'm a filthy bi closet case who would need a guy to just take me
>thread for gay robots
>everyone is a slut
Yeah, this is why normies don't believe that real robot faggots exist.
>>28863807
this this this this this this this this this
it's all I want, but I'll never admit that to myself in full
>>28863702
Lucky boy, spitroasted and fed cum, I envy youAlso it's not cheating if you involve him ;)
>>28863702
>not a cheating slut
>actively participated in another man cheating on his gf
Come on man, not cool
>>28863976
He was cheating, not me. I was single.
>>28863881
I suppose not. He doesn't like sharing now that I'm not just some random slut to him. He does let me tease, though.
>tfw a bit femmy and the few guys who were interested in me were bisexual
how do i become slightly more masculine
>>28863820Is his dick curved?
>Gays known for having standards so low it's detrimental
>Still no bf
>Still unwanted
When you see posts praising hons, hairy or chubby "cute" boys and realize even they wouldn't want you, you know you are a cosmic joke.
>>28864031
Mhm, I know how he feels. As long as you two have fun together then whatever works, even if your sluttier cum-filled spitroast days are behind you for now
>>28864128
>tfw femish 5'9 built twink
>tfw not a bottom, am a dom top
>tfw not super babyfaced
almost all of the cute subby twinks I meet aren't into other twink doms, kill me T.T
Biscum. Even with the extra demographics there's still no hope for riding out of robothood.
>>28864212
>tfw below hon status
2D sexual
Sorry, I keep my degeneracy in 2D form, I'm not a fucking weirdo like you
>the cute robot I met moved 3 states away without telling me
>the other boy I went on a date with in January has had me waiting for him since then and until August
>strangers off Grindr or bathouses are icky
>>28864212
Gays don't have low standards. They are sluts with standards. My childhood friend had sex with 38 guys before leaving high school. He was a total slut, but only fuck cute guys.
Ugly and otherwise undesirable gays end up alone and sad. The only way they got any sex in the past was because gays didn't have the outlets.
>>28864182it looks like it.
>>28864390
pretty unfotunate curve, the white guy actually has a near perfect cock, though.
>>28862950
>Who /bi or gay robot/ here?JUST gay.
I'm a bi moron
It hasn't helped me hold hands
>>28864390
>Gays don't have low standards
They do, though. Go to /cuteboys/ right now, there's a chubby thread up right now, it's not uncommon to find unshaved guys on the board who still are considered attractive in a "cute" sense, even though being at least a normal weight and clean-shaven are the bare minimum for being "cute", I would say. Then you have hons, maybe some of their compliments are to spare their feelings, but then again you have to realize they aren't all virgins. Despite having stubble, a bloated face, being too tall and/or too old, they still have multiple guys wanting them. Gays do have low standards, though obviously not all of them.
>>28864128
what a weirdo. I wish I could be slightly more feminine
>>28864489
Nah, we don't, it's just that there are a few that have fetishes for things like chubby guys. Pretty much everyone in that chubby thread is gross, like facially and stuff as well.
>>28864558
eatcum, anon, it'll make you more fem I swear
>>28864614
There are a few but these people will still get praise, from those I have spoken with they don't consider it a fetish. I have not once heard of a man with a fetish for hairy traps or femboy, so again I doubt that is the case. You may have standards, but my experience from lurking has told me many don't.
>>28864661
well, because "hairy traps" or "hairy femboys" are sort of an oxymoron. If you're hairy (as in not shaved at all, not as in missing a few patches accidentally) then you're probably not going to be considered as a femboy at all really.
And yeah, people still get praise, but ya gotta remember there's quite a few 1/10's fawning over them too, it's not like 10/10's are stalking the chubby hairy traps or anything like that
>>28864489
Niche people still have to be decent looking. Gays are always down to fuck so you don't have to take what you can get.
Gays don't have low standards. If anything you will find thirsty old and ugly guys trying to get whatever they can find. "Average" gays,which would be considered above average straight guys, don't fuck ugly guys like women do. There is nothing in it for them. They can find another guy on their level in 3 minutes on grindr.
Gays don't want anything with below standards guys. You don't even get to be around them.
>tfw self loathing homosexual
I hate being in this place in the first place. Even people here are too normal. Any time someone posts "weed", "drunk", "trap bf" or anything other of the sort, I cringe. I can't stand this place
>>28864762
These people still do consider them cute in a femmy way.
You are right about that, there are some 1/10s saying that, it's anecdotal, but I've spoken to several 7/10s who don't fetishize those things and still can find them attractive.
>traps made me bi
>got so comfortable that im okay with twinks now
meh I think im just getting more and more lonely
wheres my qt sub neet bf?
Are robots doms or subs?
I feel like most gays/bis on 4chan are subs in general.
Yes but you are generally way better off not sharing it with people you intend to date, male or female
One girl I dated briefly was turned on when I told her and I think she found me more attractive for it, but those are the unicorns and on the whole you just end up having to deal with a bunch of dumb shit if you tell people
>>28863482
>party
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hehe got u xd
>>28865111
I'm a dom, wish I had a qt submissive af awkward robot to play with. I'd even help him shave and all of that cute stuff, then teach him how to make me feel good :3
>>28865111
I'm a switch. No reason to stay one thing!
Bi I guess, not really attracted to men but I'll take what I can get at this point...
>>28865511
I do wish I was not the boring, introverted awkward and not the blushy, extroverted awkward.
>>28865554
nah, I like the introverted awkward and stuff too. Life isn't an anime and all that, anyway.
>>28865614
Oh, really? Can I ask why? I'm surprised you'd actually want that.
>straight guy
>just let a guy lick my feet for 20 minutes
Not.. sure?
>>28865096
does this please you?
>>28865677
I dunno, it's still just sorta cute...and I guess maybe adds to the submissive vibe.
>>28865735
Like, honestly, if more twinks like kyler existed way more people would be gay. He is literal perfection. Would breed any robot even half as cute as him.
>>28865735
its too blurry
>>28862950
you can't be a robot and be gay, its like the fembots meme
>>28865736
Well, this is very forward but is there any chance you'd want to talk on Skype or something? I want to get over my awkwardness and embrace being a sub, maybe talking to someone who's into that would help ><
>>28864344
god damn it why
pleb you're my ideal 10/10 waifu
I literally have dreams about you
https://youtu.be/FP6fE-FErMQ
this could be us ^
I've been occasionally touchy feely with other chaps but I was always too autistic too do anything about it. Now I'm too autistic to leave the house so it doesn't matter much in the scheme of things.
>>28864212
>>28864344
Silly trannies, you're girls now!
>>28865808
Yeah, I wouldn't have any problem with chatting and stuff, although I would want to preface it so that you didn't end up getting attached or anything. Would hate to be the kind of guy that results in feelings of shittyness because of attachments that developed for people on the other side of the planet and all that.
>>28865688
story please??? that sounds hot
>>28865852
Oh, yeah, I'm not expecting a relationship! I can talk about my desires in text okay, just actually vocalizing them can be hard, haha.
>>28863589
>>tfw you do mdma with your cousins, bfs gay, roomate for the first time and he ends up inside u.
>everyone says he date raped me.
>but truthfully, i fucking walked right into it.
That, roasties and robots, is the difference between males and females.
>>28865893
sure, well probably gonna sleep soon but if ya wanna post an ID i'll shoot you a message before then
>>28865924
Okay, it's himiraii
>when you think he likes you back and you get all giddy and excited then you realise he just barely tolerates your presence and avoids contact whenever possible
when will my autism cease to be chronic and become fucking terminal?
I'm a bi fag. I'm only attracted to the looks of women but nothing else. I could only date a boy, but none would ever date me.
>>28864212
>you know you are a cosmic joke
Iktf anon.
I sometimes fantasize about sucking dicks, or even multiple dicks while being gangbanged.
That's about it.
>>28866385
me too anon!was totally worth it too the first time I got to play with a nice one, about as fun to suck as I dreamed
>>28864223
>5'9 twink
>am dom top
Where do you live, anon?
>>28866410
damnit anon, now you're making me feel jealous!
>>28866539
Sorry to say almost definitely not where you are...One of these days the person that asks will actually be a qt from Aus, but I don't think that's today given that it's 9am :p
>>28866577
I was craving it so much before I finally manned up and got to experience it thatI actually had a wet dream purely about sucking a cock...I came just ashe came in my mouth...it was pretty fucking amazing getting to sorta "experience" having that happen in my mouth while being able to feel it at the sametime, even if it was just a dream
fun times...tldr tho, find a yummy cute clean peen and nom that precum off it
>>28866737
>AUS
>See way more people post here from AUS than southeastern US
Just fucking kill me already.
The only gay person i know has severe mental problems and HIV
Gay men has way too much fucking baggage. I really don't have anything against gays, you can get married, fuck who you please, but the memes are all real about you guys. All real.
>>28866753
well, you'd think so, but it's basically the same <10 posters in gay threads. Trust me, I've had no luck finding a robot to lewd from here in particular.
>>28865688
Dude what
Why are footfags literally the worst people?
>tfw straight and masculine
>tfw fantasies of being a trap or near feminine slut
what the fuck man
>>28866815
There's this really cute guy I met on steam that is basically my ideal bf, but he's super down and won't do anything to get better. I've tried breaking things off with him, but I ran into him on here again and have been thinking about him since.What do?
>>28863577
lol lets send each other anime and hang out and eat pizza on a double date
>>28866847
What's your ideal?
Giving up on him may be necessary.
>>28866847
This the southern us guy still?
And it's hard, I dunno, if it happens like repeatedly then what more can you really do besides from ignoring the threads that you know he'd probably visit?. I guess atm you're still sort of in two minds about whether you want to try to work things out with him or not, so you probably just need to take the time to try to get a feel for what you want and what's best for you.
5ft9 twink dom, Topping 6ft5 twinks feels good
>>28866941
5'9 guy still here, some positions are pretty awkward with size differences like that desu, just how it is.
>>28866941
>6'5
>twink
???
kek somehow that wasn't original
>>28866966
>kek somehow that wasn't original
leld
>>28866901
I want to give up on him, but it feels like I can't get away.
>ideal
5'6"-6'2" would be great though I don't care too much (he's 5'8")
Thin/fit/average build
Cute/handsome face (he has a cute face)
Hair isn't really a big deal, but I like long-ish hair (down to chin or so)
Having similar hobbies would be good (we have some similar interests)
Liking to dress up in cute stuff would be great (he's randomly sent me him wearing thigh highs)Is dominant (he is)
>>28866927
Yeah, it's still me. I ran into him in the ideal bf thread which was weird considering I didn't even know he goes on /r9k/. I'd like to help him out since I've been really depressed too, but I can't do anything if he doesn't try himself.
>>28866960
yeah but its fine
>>28862950
OP is a gigantic, flaming, flamboyant faggot
>>28866998
Yeah, it's really hard helping people in that position. I'm sure you've spoken to him about it and done what you can, honestly. You can't go around beating yourself up too much or feeling like shit when he's not your responsibility so much (can't think of a non-cold sounding way to word that :S)
So these are the people who spam all the cuck porn
>>28867144
That didn't sound cold at all; you're just not bullshitting. I admit I can be harsh sometimes, but I only do that if being nice doesn't work.
>>28867187
Eh, you sound pretty levelheaded and reasonable anon, I'm sure he knows you're not just being a cunt for the sake of it and that you just want the best for him. You're doing all you can, ultimately.
>>28867161
No, that's pretty obviously heterosexual racists.
>>28862950
who /england/ or /uk/ hereand top
Gay virgin, never had a bf, I'm visiting Paris for a few days before spending the Summer in Strasbourg on an exchange program.
>Crossed the bridge with all the locks chained to the rails of all the couples.
>tfw no bf :c
Any robots near Strasbourg/Colmar wanna cuddle?
>>28867293
/england/, I feel in the let's pound someones ass mood.
>>28867344where u at desuuuuu im not a weeb
>>28867344
>ass
ARSE! IF YOURE BRITISH YOU SAY ARSE!
STOP AMERICANISING YOU FANNY!
>>28862970
>has boyfriend
>claims to be a bot
what
>>28867361east midlands. shame your not a weeb, I wanted someone to dress up as my favourite anime character.
>>28867410>east midlandssame lol but i have never seen an anime
>>28867410
>>28867425
I want a greentext of your first meeting.
>>28867451
>we meet
>i put on his favourite gundam suit
>he opens my gundam ass hatch and fucs the ass
>>28867425whereabouts anon? Im getting curious. Also you should watch some anime. Boku no pico is a good start!
>>28867478northamptonshirehow old are you anyway, where are you and what is bokui no pico
>>28867502Derbyshire, mid 20's. If you have to ask, might be best not knowing.
help!!, sincerely, me
>>28867538are youhow tall are youattractivebig benis?
>>28867571
lol, idk haha whats big? I've only seen porn and read web md articles and had one night stand
>>28867571That's subjective. 5'5". Average dick sadly. Sounds like your looking for someone bigger. ;)
>>28862950
>tfw you're only attracted to tomboyish women and femme guys
send help
>>28867624
post it>avoiding other questions
>>28867624
unless you count pre furnished night stands
>>28867634>5'5"r u srs>no way to tell if its even the same guy responding
>>28867676
>doesn't want a cute, short guy
GET OUT/r9k/ needs forced anon honestly
>>28867692
>cute, short guy
>top
anon i am 6'
im willing to accept a few inches variation but that kind of difference is too much for me
>>28867676Derbyshire-anon? Just playing anon, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't be tempted to ram my dick you up your ass if you were nearer.
>>28867716
What's wrong with short, cute tops? Are you gay or something?
northamptonshire anon here to clear things up I am the 6' one and if derby anon is 5'5 its just not going to happen
>>28867743
Not him, but it's really hard to get in the mood when the top is smaller than you, especially if it's by an extreme amount.
>>28867752Such a shame anon. Could have always locked that big juicy dick of yours up to level the playing field in my favour. ;)
>>28867765
Okay, 7 inches is a pretty big difference, but I don't think it would matter too much as long as I liked them.
>crush on a guy at work
>in conversation he casually mentions his gf
>>28867835
lol
nhampton anon out gotta sleep got shit to do
post 4 me in next thread weebs
>Be gay
>Tired of being alone
>Enter various discords/skypes/steam chats looking for possible relationships
>Literally every single gay I've met is either a.) degenerate sex fiend b.) So picky you could put them into a room of supermodels and they would find 1 person acceptable.
>Tfw no normal boyfriend
>tfw my dating pool is 90% mentally ill people
>>28867932
are u
>over 6'
>top
>not ugly
t. nhamp anon
>>28867960
everyone on this board is ugly and if you're not you need to get the fuck off my board
90% of gays are mentally ill
>>28863233
The girls I like actually aren't the boyish ones, I like them to be feminine, a bit on the tall side too.
>>28868319
>Disproportionate # of STD carriers are gay
>Gays more likely to be depressed, more likely to abuse alcohol and drugs
>Lowered life expectancy
>Among gays, most were molested as children
Mentally ill it seems
>>28863207
>got a raging boner from this
I'm bi but I didnt think I was a sub whats this doing to me
>>28868055
>everyone on this board is ugly and if you're not you need to get the fuck off my board
Every gaybot thread is guys who sucked a million dicks.
They consider themselves robots because they go two days without fucking. It is disgusting.
>>28869354
that looks soulless
that bottom must be having a crap time
>>28863589
If you're actually the OP from yesterday, do you feel any relief coming to terms with being sexually submissive? Are you more comfortable thinking about a man's embrace now?
>>28869354
>wearing a baseball cap while shagging
>>28869354
I've never even been with a guy, I've been with a couple girls before (reee whatever) but I could never please them and had serious problems getting hard in bed with them, because I'm submissive as fuck and just wasn't happy at all having someone soft and small to dominate. I want a guy to hold me and make me feel safe.
>>28869354
sauce?b
>>28869485
This. This doesn't look very pleasant desu
>>28869354
>have a bottom bf
>he's on top
guy in the hat is a retard t b h
>>28869354
Nature says I this shouldn't give me a stiffy and yet it does
>>28870198
Nature says you should live in a cave and live on a diet of boar snouts and moth soup. To hell with nature.
>>28866737
>Aus
Hi, which state?
>>28869485
>>28869856
You would know, you normalshit fuck. Go back to your containment board and leave real gay robots to wallow in misery.
>>28869845
That is pretty much it. It was a clip from some webcam whores.
I'm bi but it's incredibly difficult to find other interested dudes in my area.
All I want to do is invite a dude back to my place for videogames while I give him a nice sloppy blowjob and offer up my ass.
Life is not fair
>>28870798
Why not game and cuddle? Why you gotta be such a slut? I mean, I can't really blame you, but maybe you should slow it down,cockslut.
>just asked a boy out for a ghibli movie festival on sunday
>he said yes
What do you think we'll do?
>>28870798
where abouts do you live senpai?
origami
Bisexual robot here. I appreciate both the male and female forms.
>>28870861
Naturally I would invite him back for games and cuddles the first time, but I would gradually move my head lower and lower until I was inhaling his musky odor like a bitch in heat.
>>28870957
I live out in the middle of fucking nowhere in Alabama
Okay I'm going to start off by saying I'm an asshole.
I know. You don't need to tell me what I did was wrong.
So this /r9k/ gay dude starts hitting on me, a lot, and I don't even fucking jerk off. Like I don't watch porn, I don't fuck girls, I don't do anything. And every time he asks me if I'm into guys, I just start saying the craziest shit I can think of. And I'm clinically mad. Got papers and everything.
Anyway.
So I mostly just start being purposefully vague and telling him just really fucked up shit. Like he goes "What are you doing?" and I told him I was on the way to set someone's car on fire. He asked me not to do that, and I told him I'd have to rip my eyes out if I don't fuck his car up. So he asked me why I would do that, and I told him "that's just the way it works", and he asks me if I'm afraid to go to jail, and I told him that won't happen, I don't go to jail, that's not how it works.
Then he asked me to send him some naked pictures and I called him a faggot, told him if he ever hits on me again I'll pretend I'm going to fuck him, murder him and bury him in 11 different places.
Now he's just saying he's sorry and asking me not to hate him.
why do gay guys like me so fucking much? This isn't the first time this has happened.
Is it just because you lot are the horniest motherfuckers on the planet and a 7/10 is good enough for you?
Is it the crazy? Do gay guys get off on crazy?
I'm kinda good at talking and with words when I'm in the moment sometimes, is that it?
I mean, fuck. I love talking to people but this shit has got to stop.
>>28870926
Watch shitty movies then fuck shitty assholes.
>>28871052
I'm in Pelham Alabama a few times a year for work. Anywhere near there?
It's pretty close to Birmingham though so I'm going to assume no. :(
>>28871090
Sounds like you are a psychopath.
Psychopaths are naturally very appealing to people of all sexual orientations.
Also the crazy creates a sort of "mysterious" vibe
And if you are a 7/10 that's plenty good enough for most gays and a lot of women desu.
>>28871304
Psychopath? Psychotic, yeah, I get that. But psychopathic? I'll admit I don't really know why I don't just ignore people, but I always guessed it's the whole "narcissism" thing.
I don't know. Maybe I should have sent him a picture of that car I fucked up. Maybe that would've convinced him that I am not someone you want to associate with. Fuck I've shown him my track marks I got from seven years of doing heroin, and I told him about that shit too.
Like who the fuck wants to be with a drug addled psychotic? I am very clearly a fucked up person.
How do you not see the red flags?
there's a good chance he's been in this thread. I really hope he sees my posts and understands that I don't want to be with him, and I never will, and that I don't look at people as fuckmeat, and that even if we're friends I will destroy him because I always end up doing that.
He lives 4 hours away from me. I really don't want to legit hurt this dude. he's hypersexual but he seems kinda nice.
Fuckin faggot.
>>28862970
>tfw fantasize about this happening all the time
>tfw 2shy and unstable for socializing, even if it's d&d
My belly is jelly. Are either of you NEETs or are you both fully functioning adults?
>>28871490
Some people want to help other people too and also get off on being bullied
>>28871258
Holy fuck yes yes yes please senpai I live right near Birmingham. When are you usually in town? Dare I get my hopes up?
guys im scared i dont want to be bi
can i get rid of this attraction to really skinny cute twinks or am i just doomed
>>28871599
email me [email protected]
>>28871704
Right away senpai
>>28871646
the longer you let curiosity burn away at you the worse it's going to get
your only hope is to start pounding some tight bp as soon as possible and try to get it out of your system
>>28871704
Is it exactly like that, senpai? Having trouble sending to it
>>28871773
no don't lie to me
i wont allow myself to want it
god this is tearing me apart this fucking website has ruined me
>>28871776
I think you are being played anon.
>>28871802
It's endorphins there is a ted talk about it. If you did it in real life you would throw up.
>>28871776
idk what's up with it I tried to create a disposible address, its a function in the ymail settings but whatever[email protected]
>>28871835
I think you may be right, senpai.
This is why I didn't really get my hopes up honestly
>>28871802
You don't get to choose when it comes to this stuff, sounds like you've got some unexplored homo feels, anon
You did open the thread after all
There's a good chance this anon
>>28871835
is right, so you should just try it once, you'll probably hate it and then you can move on with your life
I've never had sex or a relationship in my life, and I don't feel like going to bars and using grindr for casual stuff.
What are my options?I consider myself a bottom since I'm a weakass manlet but I've never actually had anything up my butt, hopefully I won't regret it once I do
>>28870439
Melb
>>28862950
fags cant be robots the get free sex as easy as walking to the convenince store
who /abusiverelationship/ here
>tfw no bf with stinky feet
>>28873011
i don't have a relationship at all
how is it
>>28873040
He comes home drunk and hits me somtimes but it really isn't his fault. He's been dealing with a lot lately, his family doesn't really approve of us at all.
>>28873028
Footfags need to die
>>28872950
>fags cant be robots the get free sex as easy as walking to the convenince store
Some fags are true khv robots. "Robots" itt are just attention whores.
>>28873196
>tfw one of the khv gaybots
I'll get my wizard powers if I manage to live that long.
>>28862950
Is it a thing to just call myself homo if I like guys 99% of the time?
>>28873058
>not killing him in response, regretting it, and then killing yourself out of guilt, thereby freeing all parties involved from the situation at hand
>>28862950
skypes boys?
>>28873058
Hahahahah
This is so Stockholm syndrome it's insane. It's 100% his fault and you are in danger. Leave him at once.
>>28862950
I'm not gay but whenever im horny I start thinking about succin some dick. Like I've come very close to switching my tinder to men only and asking the first match I get to let me choke on his wiener. The feeling usually goes away after I cum, though.
Whats the diagnosis, doc? Am I a fag?
>>28872766
So is every other ausfag.
>>28874204
Nawe, just this same one over and over again probably
Fuck off to /lgbtwtfbbq/
>>28874264
I dunno anon. I'm from the ACT and I've never seen another Canberran post so it's possible I guess, but Victoria is about 10x the pop and pretty darn gay. I'm sure there's gotta be at least one or two other fagposters around there.
>>28874387
I've seen a couple canberra guys actually, I think even two or three different ones on cuteboys an stuff. I'm sure you're right though, by rights Melbourne should be more common than Melbourne, just annoying how anytime there's cuteausbots they're always in the wrong states and stuff :(
>>28874641
>I think even two or three different ones on cuteboysThat's also me ;-;
Distance is a real killer though, especially since the guys who I like/think are cute and who feel the same about me are usually not even on this continent. I'm starting to wonder if I'd have better luck if I moved to Europe at this point.
>>28874917
Yeah I know that feel, standards always higher than what I can pull. I have a pretty great twink body and cock and stuff, if I was more babyface I think I'd kill at roping guys in. Not many people have those perfect qt passable faces though, even though I'm still pretty decent looking in that regard just not really particular fem
>>28874968
Sounds like you'd meet a lotta my standards anon, depending on yourpersonality. Ever considered moving to Canberra?Or giving me an email?
I can't say I have quite the same problem though, it just seems that people online tend to find me much more attractive than people irl, probably why I've only ever been rejected by guys.
>>28875120
Heh, would be more than willing to chat on skype or something like that. But no, apparently cuteboys are too hard to find in the act!
>>28875140
Are you saying you're from the ACT too or am I an idiot?
Either way, you can drop your skype and I'll add you if you want.
Gay, but find it very hard to socialise with other gays. Most seem to be slutty, mentally damaged sjws. I could put up with it when I was younger, I just have zero tolerance anymore.
>>28875552
Dump boy butts folder pls
>>28875621
just post your favorites, I guess, my boy butt folder need a bit more filler
